There are always people who want to eat me

Guan Zong seems to have a memory fault. After waking up, he can't remember clearly about the man in the Tang suit that day. Lin Ru's explanation is that he is now like a temporary amnesia caused by a human brain concussion. Once it's fully integrated, it will be fine.

After Lin Ru built Guan Zong, he didn't stay here for long and drove Guan Zong home. Yu Huang helped Guan Zong back all the way, muttering: "Could this be Lin Ru's bad taste? The body is his body. It was made, so Guan Zong must be made so tall? It’s about 1.9 meters, it’s scary to say it. It’s hard to memorize it, but I’m exhausted..."

Guan Zong heard Yu Huang's muttering, and said, "This is drawn by lottery."

Yu Huang: "..."

Guan Zongdao: "I have used too many models, so I will draw lots to avoid repetition."

Yu Huang was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Women are also allowed?"

Guan Zongdao: "Of course. It's just that women's bodies are not as good as men's bodies, and there are more restrictions." He joked, "However, it has been scientifically proven recently that women's genes are getting better and better. I may consider changing to a woman's body in the future."

Yu Huang stared, and said shyly, "Okay, okay." In his mind, Guan Zong turned into a woman...

female...

look...

The expressionless heroic face, the cold eyebrows, the serious red lips...

The tall figure of 1.9 meters is still squeezed on the narrow electric car of the little sheep...

No, I can't think about it anymore, I need a dog.

Yu Huang quickly stopped and said, "It's better for you to be a man."

Guan Zong couldn't help laughing, and a small arc was drawn at the corner of his mouth. He deliberately put his body weight on Yu Huang's body, and when he heard Yu Huang's muffled grunt, the smirk on his mouth widened, and then he moved the weight back, landing on the ground. Both feet are slightly propped up.

He hasn't fully mastered this body yet, and he walks like a cerebral palsy patient, unable to control it, and can only rely on Yu Huang's support.Yu Huang felt that Guan Zong was getting heavier and lighter for a while, and he was afraid that Lin Ru made a mistake when fabricating his body, so he stopped as soon as he felt the weight change, and walked when he was stable.

This journey slowly tossed and tossed to Guan Zong's house, Guan Zong was able to adapt to his body, and remembered the previous things.

As soon as Xiaozhen opened the door and saw Guan Zong and the others, his big eyes were filled with tears. He hugged Guan Zong and cried, "Master—you are finally back, I want to die Xiaozhen, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh…

Yu Huang thought of Xiao Xun's stable appearance, and Xiao Zhen was really not the same, uh, species.

Guan Zong ordered: "I'm going to take a bath and get me a set of clean clothes."

Yu Huang raised his head and asked earnestly, "Do you want to rub the ashes?"

Guan Zong: "...No need."

Yu Huang waited boredly in the room for Guan Zong to come out. He took out his mobile phone and started surfing Weibo online. The first popular Weibo was something about archaeology.

Farmers in Shaanxi dug up several pieces of black iron. Fortunately, his son was an archaeologist and found that the chemical composition of the black iron was complex. After taking it back to the laboratory for isotope dating, it was found that it was a precious cultural relic of the Warring States Period.

There are three pieces of black iron in total, with different shapes and shapes, and they all speculate on what their uses were in ancient times.

Along with Weibo, there are a few more pictures, the photos of Heitie taken from various angles, Yu Huang took a look and saw that Heitie was very familiar. Thinking about it carefully, it was similar to the Heitie that Jiuweilou showed them. !

The surface is as black as ink, with faint lines engraved, and the fractures are different, as if it was broken or broken by something. These features are very similar to the previous piece of black iron.

Guan Zong just came out of the shower, and there was no scar on his newly pinched body. Yu Huang ran over with his mobile phone, handed it to Guan Zong, and said, "Are these also your scabbards?"

Guan Zong took the phone and looked at it, his eyes sank, and said: "Yes."

"Great." Yu Huang clapped his hands excitedly, but then he thought, "Hey, but the things are protected by the state and have been sent to the Shaanxi Museum, so is it possible that we want to steal them from there? "

Guan Zong didn't answer Yu Huang's question, he kept looking at the picture with his mobile phone, wondering where he flew to.Yu Huang didn't bother him either, allowing Guan Zong's thoughts to fly freely, peeling a banana and eating happily.

Not long after, Guan Zong came back to his senses and said, "Let's go to Shaanxi."

"Now? Your body?"

Guan Zong didn't wear any clothes, so he wrapped a bath towel around his crotch, and moved to a computer to buy train tickets online.

At this time, it was still the peak season of the New Year's Eve, and it was difficult to get tickets. Guan Zong finally bought a standing ticket after one o'clock in the middle of the night.

From city a to city x in Shaanxi, it would take nearly ten hours by train, ten hours of standing tickets... just thinking about it makes me faint.

Yu Huang asked: "Why do you care so much about these black irons? It's not just because of the scabbard, right? I think you're fine without the scabbard."

"This knife has been with me since I was conscious, but I can't figure out its origin. I think, if I can find the scabbard, maybe I can know who I was and what my identity was before I died. "

Yu Huang nodded, remembering what the man in Tang suit said.

You always like to get to the bottom of things, but it is difficult to return the truth to everything in the world.

What happened between Guan Zong and that man?He felt that both Lin Ru and Guan Zong kept secret about that person. When Guan Zong saw him, Guan Zong was on guard all over. They both hated, or hated that person.

Yu Huang asked tentatively: "Doesn't the man in Tang suit know your identity?"

"I don't know." As soon as he was mentioned, Guan Zong's expression became colder, and he said, "He knows the weakness of Lin Ru and me, and he will run away when he sees him in the future, do you hear me?"

Hearing this, Yu Huang raised his head and said, "Don't be afraid! I've already digested the longevity pill. If he dares to come again, I'll burn him to death with the real phoenix fire!"

Guan Zong shook his head helplessly, and said blankly: "Then I can rely on you."

Yu Huang nodded seriously, and secretly swore that he would definitely protect Guan Zong!

Guan Zong looked at the photos of Heitie again, touched the screen with his finger to enlarge the picture but accidentally swiped it, and the browser popped up directly, and a row of big sunspots on the browser was placed in front of him.

[If you fell in love with a Ba, how would you go after him? 】

Guan Zong: "..."

Seeing that Guan Zong's expression was not quite right, Yu Huang leaned over to take a look, his face turned red immediately, he snatched the phone, and said with a straight neck: "I, I, I, I just searched, I, I, I I don't like you again."

Guan Zong: "Oh."

Yu Huang: "...Really!!"

Guan Zong didn't respond, so Yu Huang fell silent, thinking about how to explain to Guan Zong.

Guan Zong lit a cigarette and said deeply, "I am Ba."

Yu Huang pursed his lips tightly, but couldn't help trembling when he said it: "I know."

Guan Zong continued to smoke without saying a word, Yu Huang was very aggrieved, why did he feel that this relationship ended in a hurry before it even started?

He also thought that if he could catch up with Guan Zong, he would give birth to one or two babies with Guan Zong. When the baby grows up, after the first Nirvana, he can let go of this Huofeng Emperor and be at ease with Guan Zong , Happy Mountain Forest...

However, the ideal is plump and the reality is skinny. Before it was his turn to think about how to give birth to a baby with Guan Zong, he was stuck at the door of love!

Heaven is unfair! ! !

Yu Huang stared at Guan Zong sadly, as if he could stare at a bloody hole on Guan Zong's face. After Guan Zong finished smoking a cigarette, he smoked another cigarette. He didn't know what he was thinking, and his eyebrows frowned tightly. , he took a few puffs of cigarettes and said to Yu Huang, "I am Ba", and Yu Huang perfunctoryly said "I know" at first, but as Guan Zong said more and more times, Yu Huang didn't want to answer , and later found out that Guan Zong just said it casually...

Yu Huang couldn't stand such a cruel joke, he gritted his teeth, made a decision, and said, "Actually, I..."

"Try it." Guan Zong stubbed out the cigarette butt and looked at Yu Huang seriously.

Yu Huang's mind froze for a moment.

The activity in the brain went from: "..." to "What is he talking about? Why can't I understand" and then to "!!! Am I deaf!! God opened my eyes!!!"

The mental journey was as ups and downs as riding a roller coaster. Before Yu Huang could turn his head around, Guan Zong suddenly leaned over and pressed his lips to Yu Huang's.

Yu Huang: "......"

What is Guan Zong doing?

What is he doing?

What is this wonderful feeling?

is he kissing me

He must be kissing me?

I was kissed by Guan Zong! !

what happened?

The smell of tobacco came over, and it was the first time that Yu Huang felt that the smell of smoke was not so choking, which was very surprising!point!clear!new!He stretched out his tongue unconsciously, trying to lick his dry lips, but accidentally touched Guan Zong's lips. He was so frightened that he immediately retracted his tongue, but brought Guan Zong's tongue into it.

Guan Zong put his hand behind Yu Huang's head, pressed him closer to him, and couldn't help deepening the kiss.

With a loud bang, Xiao Zhen knocked over the soup bowl, and the old hen soup that had been stewed for an hour spilled all over the floor... Xiao Zhen yelled in horror: "No!!!"

Yu Huang: "..."

Guan Zong: "..."

Yu Huang coughed with a flushed face, thinking, if he said to Xiaozhen now, "From today onwards, I will be the second male master of your family", would Xiaozhen feel bad...

After eating a full meal, Xiaozhen was sulking. Seeing that Guan Zong had acquiesced in the relationship with Yu Huang, he threatened to run away from home on the spot, but was silently suppressed by Guan Zong's cold violence, and hid in the room to stab Yu Huang's villain.

Guan Zong's phone rang suddenly, it was Shen Jizhi.

The old man hasn't called Guan Zong to harass him for a long time, Guan Zong thought about it and answered the phone.

Shen Jizhi's tone was still so serious. After asking about Guan Zong's current situation, he gave some daily instructions, and earnestly hoped that Guan Zong would return to the right track after resting enough.

Guan Zong listened and looked up information about the black iron block while listening, and let the mobile phone be turned on to play, and he replied a few words when Shen Jizhi asked.

Shen Jizhi suddenly said: "Xiaozong, are you 30 years old?"

Guan Zong was stunned for a moment, and said: "It will be another twenty days before my birthday."

Shen Jizhi said: "Grandpa Shen wants to hug his great-grandson."

"Isn't there Shen Wei?"

"He's still young and stupefied. I don't worry about letting him go out to spoil other girls. Xiao Zong, you are not young anymore. It's time to find someone who is considerate and considerate to accompany you. I have an old friend. His granddaughter is 25 this year. Graduated from graduate school, good-looking, sensible and sensible, I want to make an appointment to meet in the next year, when are you free?"

Yu Huang: "..."

It is really a task that cannot be escaped during the Chinese New Year-blind date.