There are always people who want to eat me

Yu Huang laid an egg.

A round egg.

The eggs are so small that they can be grasped with a slap of the palm. They are placed together with the eggs in the refrigerator, and it is hard to tell which one was laid by him and which one was bought in the supermarket.

Yu Huang was very melancholy, always feeling that something was wrong.

He began to recall the entire process of laying eggs from beginning to end...

The more stable life is, the more he wants to live a stable life.

But Emperor Tianfa's summoning order has already made him burn his ass, if he doesn't go back to Tiangong, he will probably be carried all the way back by Tianfa Great Emperor.However, the days of working alone in Tiangong are too hard. It is really boring to discuss the people's livelihood in front of a group of colorful birds and beasts every day, but we can't completely leave the work here, after all, it is passed down from generation to generation. industry down.

... Chaos, he is not afraid.

Although there are some ambitious people among the tribes in the south, most of them comb their hair every day and spend a day comfortably in the sun.

Yu Huang felt that it was necessary to advance the plan of having a baby.

So, he found the old man Migu who lived on Mount Zhaoyao.

The old man Migu is said to be as long-lived as the Tianfa Emperor. He has been alive since the creation of Pangu. He is known as the most knowledgeable existence in the world, and almost no problem can defeat him.

Yu Huang brought a lot of things to visit Migu, the best South China Sea coral, the best crisp feathers, all the good things he could think of were all brought to Migu.

He met old man Migu when he was a child, and in his impression he was a very kind and kind old man. Although Yu Huang was worried, he was not too nervous.

...In the end, the old man Migu didn't want all the things that Yu Huang brought, he said he wanted Yu Huang's most precious things.

Yu Huang thought for a while, and decided not to have a baby, because he was a little tired, and he was not willing to give Guan Zong to Migu.

Unexpectedly, when he got home, his stomach ached to death, and when he went to the toilet to poop, he accidentally... pulled out this egg.

A phoenix egg.

Yu Huang rested his chin on one hand, stared at the phoenix egg for a while, then changed his hand again, the egg was warm all around, and the familiar aura on it told Yu Huang that it was indeed their phoenix egg.

but……

Yu Huang muttered depressedly: "Why is it so small?"

He sighed, stood up, and moved the chair back with a clatter: "Go and ask my parents."

Guan Zong just came back from work, and when he saw Yu Huang's face, he knew that he must have some crooked thoughts. Guan Zong asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Yu Huang thought he couldn't tell Guan Zong that he disliked this egg, right?That's so embarrassing... Yu Huang said, "I think I haven't seen my parents for such a long time. I miss them. I'm planning to go to Penglai Island to find them."

Guan Zong: "..."

Guan Zong wiped Yu Huang's gaze and landed on the egg, and said in a deep voice, "I'll go with you."

Yu Huang: "..."

For some reason, the first word that popped up in Yu Huang's mind was to meet the parents. He immediately became nervous, but on second thought, no, it was Guan Zong meeting the parents, why was he so nervous! ! ! !

Suddenly remembered, he hadn't told his parents about this yet... He didn't know how to speak at all.

Father, mother, I found a daughter-in-law for you guys!He is still an old man who has lived for thousands of years! ~

Yu Huang: "..."

He seemed to have seen the expressions of his parents.

Yu Huang opened his mouth, gritted his teeth for the last time and nodded: "Go!"

Guan Zong hugged Yu Huang helplessly, and smoothly wiped away Yu Huang's restlessness with a kiss.

Yu Huang smacked his lower lip contentedly, pretending to have another one.

The next day, Yu Huang and Guan Zong went directly to Penglai Xiandao in the East China Sea.

Today, Penglai Island has traces to follow and has become a famous tourist attraction. There are many tourists all year round, and people take pictures and take pictures everywhere. His parents often mix with tourists, pretending to be human, and living a normal life of human beings. .

After buying tickets to enter the island, Yu Huang saw his parents taking selfies at a glance, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he wanted to take Guan Zong to turn around and leave, but his sharp-eyed mother saw it at a glance, and immediately called out: "Huang'er! Why are you here?!"

Yu Huang had no choice but to turn around again, dragged Guan Zong over, and called out reluctantly: "Father, mother."

"Good." Feng Rou smiled, patted Yu Huang's head kindly, suddenly her expression became serious, and she twisted Yu Huang's ear cruelly, "I heard that you caused a disaster in Tiangong??? You lost it all The face of our Feng Clan!"

Yu Huang: "..."

Yu Huang yelled in pain: "Mother!! Don't you think it's too late to say this now?! I have already done my crimes and made up for it! The Emperor Tianfa said that he doesn't care, why are you still pulling my ears! "

"Mother is not angry about this!" Feng Rou let go of Yu Huang and said, "Mother is angry that you can't even fight that old bastard in Xuanwu! I have already seen that Wutong is a rebellious boy, why don't you know how to be careful? "

Yu Huang: "..."

If you had known it earlier, you would have said it! !

His father Yu Jiu interjected at the right time: "Both your mother and I want to exercise you."

Yu Huang didn't dare to say anything, because he saw that his mother's eyes were all on Guan Zong's body, and he immediately nervously prepared to deal with the enemy with all his strength!

Fengrou laughed all of a sudden, "The young man is really good-looking, much better than my Yu Huang, and he has a really good figure." She walked over, squeezed Guan Zong's arm, and smiled even more happily, "The muscles are also strong , well, Huang'er, you are very lucky."

Yu Huang: "..."

Disrespect for the old.

Yu Huang asked worriedly: "Do you know him?"

"Of course I know." Feng Rou rolled her eyes, "Although we are practicing in Penglai Xiandao, we are not deaf to what's going on outside the window. Your father and I are always concerned about your affairs."

Yu Huang's heart warmed up, and he still wanted to talk, when Feng Rou asked expectantly, "Where's the egg?"

Yu Huang: "..."

Yu Huang took the eggs out of his pocket and handed them to Fengrou. Fengrou's face darkened, and she shouted, "You just keep the phoenix eggs like this? You don't have to worry about beating them."

"Phoenix eggs are invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, so there is nothing to be afraid of."

"Really, it's really unfortunate for my little grandson to have a mother like you."

Yu Huang gritted his teeth: "...I am father."

Guan Zong: "Cough."

Yu Huang: "...you are also a father."

Fengrou looked at the phoenix egg, and smiled until her eyes were slit, "The baby is really healthy, and he will definitely not be as petite and thin as Huang'er in the future."

Yu Huang: "...Hello!"

Feng Rou put the egg into her pocket, and Yu Huang's eyes widened immediately: "Mother?!"

"You stay on Penglai Island this month, and I'll help you look after it."

Yu Huang: "..."

Guan Zong wanted to stay with Yu Huang, but was driven back by Feng Rou, and Yu Huang was left alone on Penglai Island by Feng Rou.

The couple bought a villa on the edge of Penglai Island. It was a real mansion. All the servants in the house were all little fairies who had attained the Tao on Penglai Island. The magpies all ran out, beamingly calling Yu Huang "Young Master", which gave Yu Huang the illusion that he was a rich second generation...

Sitting on the sofa, Yu Huang watched Fengrou lovingly caressing the phoenix egg, and asked nervously, "Mother, is it really all right? This egg is too small."

"What do you know?" Feng Rou rolled her eyes, "The smaller the phoenix egg, the better. Only the phoenix baby will be healthy, because the nutrition is concentrated in one place. It's not as big as yours when you were young." , is now so stupid."

Yu Huang: "..." Is it biological? !

However, seeing the egg was fine, Yu Huang was relieved a lot.

Fengrou sat on the sofa, took a sip of tea, and suddenly asked: "Have you seen Caiduo?"

Yu Huang was taken aback, almost fell off the sofa, and asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

It stands to reason that he returned to the past, and the future between him and Cai Duo would be completely erased. Why would his mother know?

Feng Rou said: "There's something I don't know, I'm familiar with Cai Duo."

Yu Huang stared and asked: "Mother, why is the ancestor locked up in the Yin Road?"

"Him?" Feng Rou sneered, "Silly."

Yu Huang: "..."

Yu Huang blinked: "Be more careful."

"That silly boy fell in love with someone he shouldn't have liked."

After hearing the gossip, Yu Huang immediately came to the spirit, "Who is it?!"

"I'm serving as Qinglong Emperor." Feng Rou curled her lips and said.

"Mother, don't be so secretive! Tell me quickly!" Yu Huang couldn't bear his temper and urged.

Fengrou was very reluctant to bring up this matter, she spread the phoenix egg in her palm, and signaled Yu Jiu to take the egg away, Yu Jiu carried the phoenix egg and went to another room with a tacit understanding.

Fengrou said with a look of disgust: "The former Qinglong Emperor is the most annoying man I have ever seen, he has almost all the most annoying problems of all men, arrogance, arrogance, fickleness, in human terms It's a top-notch straight male cancer."

Yu Huang: "...so exaggerated."

He has never been in touch with the previous Qinglong Emperor, so he thinks this one is quite good. When he was a child and studied with Tianfa Dadi, the little Qinglong Emperor was always unsmiling and often had a very serious face. So, in my impression, the Azure Dragon Emperor never smiled.Based on this, his father should also be a very serious person.

"I know what you're thinking." Feng Rou said, "You're not as heroic and dazzling as your father."

Yu Huang: "...Mother, what you said makes sense."

Fengrou smiled, then darkened her face again, and said, "Qingwei makes me sick when I think about it. At the beginning, Caiduo was the number one beauty in almost the whole east, west, north, south, so naturally he couldn't escape Qingwei's clutches. Then At that time, Caiduo was pure and kind-hearted, and he was no match for a romantic young man like Qingwei who wandered around in the flowers. Caiduo was deeply involved. Later, Qingwei told Caiduo that he was just playing for fun, and that a dragon like Caiduo was not worthy. If you don’t want to be the real dragon emperor, you will cruelly reject Caiduo, marry the daughter of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and regard her as the queen. After Caiduo finds out, guess what will happen?”

Yu Huang asked nervously, "What's wrong?"

Feng Rou said bluntly: "He rushed to the wedding scene and cut off Qing Wei's dragon tail!"

Yu Huang: "......"

Yu Huang was surprised, and after thinking about it, he asked: "Just because of this, you will be judged as heinous and sent to Yinlu?"

Feng Rou was silent for a moment, finally sighed, and said, "That's why I said he was stupid."

Feng Rou looked out of the window, recalling the long time ago, she seemed to have returned to the beginning, and what Cai Duo did was vivid in her mind.

Fengrou said in a hoarse voice: "Later, when Qingwei was recuperating, Dongfang Qinglong Qisu turned against him at the same time and wanted to overthrow Qingwei and establish a new emperor. After Cai Duo found out, he ran to rescue Qingwei and helped Qingwei. The war was quelled. But he didn't expect that Qingwei would lie to him again."

"Qingwei lost his dragon tail and became the laughing stock of the Dongfang Qinglong clan. Even without Qisu's defection, he would not sit on the throne for long. Cai Duo knew it was his fault, so he has been trying to help him repair the dragon tail. I don’t know where I got Zhang’s folk prescription, you have to gather all the white dragon tails, boil them into a paste, apply it on Qingwei’s broken tail, and Qingwei can regenerate a dragon tail.”

Yu Huang swallowed, and asked with a trembling voice: "The patriarch... isn't he going..."

"Yes." Feng Rou gritted her teeth and said, "He went to collect a hundred dragon tails, and cut them off alive from the dragon's body."

Yu Huang: "..."

Feng Rou recalled Cai Duo's appearance when she saw Cai Duo for the last time.

The exquisite beauty stood between the sky and the earth with her head held high, allowing the Nine Heavens Profound Thunder to loom above her head, without showing any signs of fear. His hands were covered with blood, and he laughed wildly to summon a storm.

Feng Rou clearly remembered Cai Duo's last words before being imprisoned by Emperor Tianfa.

"The most regretful thing I've ever done in my life is falling in love with you. Now, I'm willing to spend the rest of my life punishing myself!"

Yu Huang was stunned when he heard that, and he understood why Cai Duo was willing to be imprisoned in the Yin Lu and never got out according to Cai Duo's ability.

Yu Huang pursed his lips, his throat was a little choked, he secretly touched the tears from the corners of his eyes, and asked in a hoarse voice: "Then mother, can we still visit the ancestor?"

"I can't see you anymore." Feng Rou shook her head, "Unless Cai Duo is willing to come see us."

Yu Huang nodded, and asked again: "What about the Azure Dragon Emperor?"

"Him?" Feng Rou sneered, and said, "I don't want to mention him again, as soon as I mention his name, I feel like I'm going to get sores on my tongue, bah bah bah, it's really disgusting."

Yu Huang: "..."

Feng Rou didn't want to mention it, so in private, Yu Huang asked his father, Yu Jiu, and when Yu Jiu saw that Feng Rou was not there, she carefully whispered in Yu Huang's ear, "Qingwei... your mother cut off the roots of your descendants. .”

Yu Huang: "..."

Yu Jiu saw it with her own eyes, and she kept shaking her head thinking about it: "Your mother's movements are really neat, there is no blood when she cuts down."

Hearing this, Yu Huang looked at his father's horrified eyes, and quickly comforted him: "Father, don't be afraid, as long as you don't betray mother, you won't end up with that Azure Dragon Emperor."

Yu Jiu: "..."

dear son.

However, Yu Huang only heard about Qingwei later.

Qingwei suffered from a stubborn disease, which began to rot from the broken part of the tail, inch by inch, and this stubborn disease was contagious. If he didn't want to die, he could only be locked up in the mountains by his tribe, guarding a small piece of land every day, Living a lonely life is better than death.

After Yu Huang learned about it, he still felt puzzled.

I always feel that this kind of rubbish is not an exaggeration.

Let's talk about phoenix eggs.

After the phoenix egg stayed in Penglai Xiandao, it was much more lively than at home. It often rolled out of the nest and jumped to the window to bask in the sun. Yu Huang often accidentally found the phoenix egg stuck in the track of the window, comfortably facing the window. The sun made a small sound of "clicking".

Although it was invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, but as a parent, Yu Huang was afraid that the phoenix egg would fall.

Unexpectedly, he stayed in Penglai Xiandao for a whole year.

There is no way, Feng Rou won't let her go, and won't let Guan Zong come in to meet her.

Yu Huang looked at himself in the mirror and felt that he was more than a hundred years old.

He sighed silently.

At this moment, a sound came from the window. Yu Huang turned his head and saw Guan Zong climbing in through the window expressionlessly.

Yu Huang said in surprise: "Guan Zong!"

Guan Zong frowned: "Be quiet."

"It's okay!" Yu Huang said, "My parents are out to play, and the servants at home are all practicing! Just the two of us! Oh, and the baby."

Seeing Yu Huang holding a phoenix egg the size of an eyebrow egg in his hand, Guan Zong's solemn expression softened a little. He stretched out his big, coarse hand and touched the phoenix egg lightly, only to see the surface of the egg shell cracking suddenly. There was a fine line.

Yu Huang: "..."

Guan Zong: "..."

Yu Huang yelled: "Fuck!"

Guan Zong looked nervous: "I didn't use much force."

Yu Huang ran around and yelled, "I have a baby, I have a baby, towels, hot water, scissors, ahh, where is the kettle? Why can't I find the kettle!"

Guan Zong: "..."

clack clack...

As the sound of cracking became more and more intense, more and more marks appeared from that little phoenix egg. Yu Huang put it under the towel, held it carefully in his palm, and ignited a small cluster of it in his hand. The phoenix real fire kept him warm, and also cheered him up.

A small mouth came out of the eggshell, and Yu Huang bit his lower lip nervously, repeating in his heart: "Come on, baby, come on!"

"Chirp—"

A crisp sound hit the hearts of the two new fathers, Guan Zong's heart softened, and he looked softly at the little bird that hatched from the eggshell.

Yu Huang looked at the naked little bird with distaste, the few soft furs on his body were lying on his body sparsely, and he had no energy at all.

Something must have gone wrong, why is his baby so ugly? ? ! ! !

After the birth of little Phoenix, his feet were still unsteady, and after a few falls, he learned to walk intelligently. After he walked a few times staggeringly, his little head tilted, as if he was looking for something.

"Chirp—" he cried out, lowered his head and pecked away all the eggshells on the towel.

Yu Huang looked at the little phoenix sweeping the eggshell like gluttony, trembling with excitement, he hugged Guan Zong all at once, and screamed: "Our baby! Guan Zong! Our baby!! It's our baby!!"

Little Phoenix suddenly stopped pecking, raised his little head, his black bean-like eyes showed disgust, his little beak opened, and uttered a vague word inarticulately.

"guess."

Yu Huang: "..."

Guan Zong: "..."

The two fathers studied for a long time, and Yu Huang asked suspiciously: "Did he just say...stupid?"

Guan Zong looked away from Yu Huang's eyes, coughed and said nothing.

Yu Huang: "..."

At this moment, the door of the villa was pushed open. Seeing this, Feng Rou trot over in surprise and hugged Xiao Fenghuang: "Oh, he gave birth unexpectedly. How many more years do I want him to stay here?"

"Mother." Yu Huang hurriedly protected Guan Zong behind him.

Feng Rou said with a good temper: "Actually, it's my fault. I want the little baby to absorb more spiritual energy, so I let him stay here. Our Feng clan grew up eating and loving, and his mother and father grew up together. With love, the baby will be born sooner."

Yu Huang suddenly understood, it turned out to be like this, no wonder he was not allowed to meet Guan Zong... His mother is really unreliable!

Feng Rou hugged Xiao Fenghuang, she liked it very much, and asked: "Have you decided on a name for the child?"

Yu Huang thought for a while, then suddenly grinned and smirked: "After thinking about it, this child will just think about it one by one, thinking about it, thinking about it, isn't it good?"

The little phoenix jumped out of Fengrou's arms with a chirping sound, jumped onto Yu Huang's face, and pecked Yu Huang fiercely with her soft mouth.

Yu Huang backed away depressingly, Guan Zong subconsciously reached out to pick up Little Phoenix, for fear that he would fall to the ground, while Feng Rou looked joyful, and Yu Jiu looked at the chaotic scene expressionlessly.

The servants who came back from practicing practice squeezed together at the door with smiles, and said cheerfully, "A family of five, it's so lively."