The Supreme Emperor Jia She of the Red Chamber

【Seven】

Jia Shen found that he didn't have much of a stand against the fact that his son was abducted, so he turned his attention to his younger son.

Liu Che sneered: "I'm a bastard."

Jia Amnesty understood the sarcasm in the emperor's words, silently held Jia Cong's tablet and wept, singing: "Only when you lose it do you know how to cherish it."

Liu Che wearing Jia Cong's shell: "..."

Staring at the memorial tablet coldly, Liu Che said sincerely, "I'm still a child."

"That's right," Jia She said with a sigh: "Whether you are disturbing the foundation or not, can I still tell Nai Weng that the family sacrifice will never be forgotten?"

He is almost five years old now, and it will take ten years for Jia Cong to grow up.

Maybe by then the grass on his grave will be three feet high.

【Eight】

Therefore, children and grandchildren have their own blessings.

He has always prided himself on being optimistic.

Jia She comforted himself in this way, and secretly brought some wine to his grandfather's grave to have a chat, talking about the benefits of having a relationship from ancient times to the present.

Then, he went to find a son-in-law for his daughter without any psychological burden.

Right now in his Jia family, the only marriage he can decide on!

Jia Amnesty was very happy.

But Yingchun was very unhappy.

Because the core has changed.

"Get married?" Empress Zetian looked at Jia She with a smile, "It doesn't matter if I have a male favorite."

Jia She: "!!!"

Muttering a heavy burden, "Zhen?", Jia She looked up at Yingchun, the timid and well-behaved little rabbit in the past seemed to have become a Godzilla, with a domineering look all over his body.

Dazed for a moment, Jia Amnesty ran away in fright, his emperor would be short of one of three people after his death.

【Nine】--Jia Lian's jokes

A long time ago, I heard the joke of "Liuwei Dihuang Wan" and didn't care.

Then, one day-

My eldest brother came back from the dead, and my father said he was the emperor, the ancestor dragon Qin Shihuang.

I respect and fear.

My third brother is calm and generous, and my father said he is the emperor, Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

I calm down.

My sister's domineering side leaked, and my father said that she is also the emperor, Wu Zetian, the only empress.

I'm numb.

Later, my father also said that my stepfather/son-in-law/... I didn't react at all until he took out a set of emperor cards and smiled: "Son, three are missing one, you are lucky, you can play cards if you draw one The emperor is coming."

I was angry and unhappy: "The whole family and friends are emperors, but I am not~~~~(>_<)~~~~"

And write down the lofty ambitions in the diary - I want to be the emperor too!Rely on your own strength!

Then I never thought that I would really be the emperor.

【ten】

When Wu Zetian first came, he found that his companion was exposed, and he wanted to laugh a little bit, but he saw that both of them started their own political demands.

But she still has to learn the three obediences and four virtues, which is simply a disgrace to the emperor's world.

Therefore, when Jia Amnesty came to beat around the bush and treat her like a boar, it was natural for her to show her identity.

Sure enough, once born and twice acquainted, Jia She hesitated and gave her a certain amount of freedom, Wu Zetian was satisfied and started the mighty feminist movement.

【eleven】

"My daughter is also an emperor ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" Jia She hooted and howled, "My eldest son is an emperor and my third son is an emperor!"

"You are also the emperor!" The three who had been chanted appeared together and said in unison.

"What?" Jia Amnesty was startled, and was so frightened that he crawled behind Hou Xiaokang, poked his head out and looked at the three of them: "I'm timid, don't scare me."

Liu Che said proudly, "My son has taken a fancy to a piece of land, bought it and made himself king."

Wu Zetian smiled softly: "I established the Holy Cult, known as the Holy Emperor, who only protects women's rights." There are two old drivers... the old seniors are in front, she thinks it is not easy to get sex, so she can only find another way.

Ying Zheng said: "I have already ruled Nanyang."

"So..." Jia Amnesty was puzzled, "What does this have to do with me?"

The emperors: "..."

For Jia Lian's sake, Ying Zheng added a bit of patience in his words: "You are my father, so naturally you have to chase him down."

Jia She was moved and wiped away tears.

"Besides, you have worked hard. As long as there is a bug like you, even if the world is turned upside down by us, the world will still go on." Ying Zheng Youyou added.

Jia She paused for a moment, glanced at the rows of emperors in front of him, remembered the reason for their appearance, jumped up and roared: "Get lost! I will use my mind to force out your enemies!"

Liu Che smiled: "Come to the founders of the country, don't be the last foolish emperor. It is said that the world is undergoing great changes, and it is better for us to divide the territory than to make the barbarians cheaper."

Jia Amnesty suddenly remembered the joke from later generations that "all the emperors work in the same government department", and couldn't help being a little suspicious-"You should fight each other to be the first?"

"Because I'm not an idiot!"

【twelve】

With the three imperial edicts in hand, the promoted Jia Amnesty felt a little sad.

He's a *ug.

I can still live for a few more years now, and watch people all over the world walk into a prosperous, strong, democratic, civilized and harmonious society under the leadership of the Three Emperors.

But if he died, how would the world work?

"Enhou, come to eat." Hou Xiaokang brought the food to Jia She, who was posing as a meditator.

"Kangkang, do you think that if I die, will the world collapse?"

"No!" Hou Xiaokang slammed the floor and fed people.

Jia She raised his eyebrows, "Didn't you hear the boss say how important my status is?" He said, showing off three points of the imperial decree like a bravado.

"They will give you a comfort. By the way, if they get caught up in the future, you can find a place to mediate." Hou Xiaokang, the emperor's grandfather, pointed out the reason indifferently: "They are all smart people. It is better to cooperate and win-win .”

Jia Amnesty nodded, motioning for people to continue the analysis.

"Furthermore..." Hou Xiaokang's complexion changed, he squeezed Jia She's face, as if resentful: "It seems that I still can't do it, so you have a chance to think about it!"

Hearing this, Jia Amnesty was in a hurry, and it was too late for mediocrity. Looking at the large shadow that was pressing down, he subconsciously put his hands on his waist.

The little back that was originally slightly curved became even more curved.

Crooked, like they can't go back straight on the road.

Thoughts flashed through my mind, Jia She couldn't help feeling a warm, loving feeling.

His brain circuit is amazing~(≧▽≦)/~

It doesn't matter how many emperors there are in this world, as long as everyone is happy and healthy, then everything will be worthwhile.

"Kangkang, let's go, while you are young." Jia Amnesty hugged Hou Xiaokang, who wanted to have a taste of it, and invited.

Hou Xiaokang laughed: "Calm down, I'll put the bowl down first."

He squinted at Hou Xiaokang's raised hand coldly, Jia She just wanted to say smashing the bowl coldly and noblely, but the next moment his stomach started to growl.

Hou Xiaokang: "..."

Seeing people pitifully stretching out their hands to beg for food, they happily ate three bowls of white rice after getting the promise.

It looked like he was hungry too.

Then he followed the grain of rice at the corner of Jia She's mouth and kissed it forcefully.

Jia She closed his eyes with a smile and enjoyed it.

Life is too short to have fun.