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For a moment, Zhong Yi suspected that he was dead.

He has been acting for so many years, and has won many important awards. He is also very popular with the audience, and he is definitely not the kind of bastard artist who has no masterpieces.

But I didn't expect that the two labels I left a deep impression on these two people would be "singing out of tune" and "wanting to mate".

There is really nothing wrong with Zhong Yi about singing out of tune, and there is no way to save the matter of incomplete pentatonic.

And in fact, the pre-recorded version was already played in the Spring Festival Gala last year, and even a million tuners couldn't do anything, so Zhong Yi recognized it.

But what Zhong Yi never expected was that the two seemingly innocent children in front of them opened and shut their mouths just to match vocabulary of this level.

And what's more terrible is that Rong Mian who was beside him at the same time admitted generously and cheerfully for himself: "It's him."

Guo Wukui turned her head to Guo Sigua happily: "Let me just say it!"

Zhong Yi wished he could melt on the spot and merge with the earth along the cracks in the ground.

"No, how old are they?"

Zhong Yi took a deep breath, and almost gritted his teeth and asked in Rong Mian's ear, "Why do you know everything? And can you speak a little more tactfully..."

"Isn't mating a normal thing?"

Rong Mian said strangely, "Guo Sigua and Guo Wukui have not been sterilized, and there is no problem with their age. Of course they will know the meaning of mating."

"Besides, you were the one who said you wanted to mate with me before."

Rong Mian said.

Zhong Yi felt that he almost didn't know how to pronounce the word mating.

He had a splitting headache, and felt that he and the animals in the room couldn't explain it. Maybe mating in the animal world might be a perfectly normal vocabulary. After all, everyone present except himself looked very calm.

Zhong Yi took a deep breath in pain.

At the same time, Kong Sandou whimpered and rushed out of the kitchen.

She hugged Rong Mian and rubbed and rubbed, until Zhong Yi coughed and coughed repeatedly for a long time, Rong Mian finally reacted and broke free from Kong Sandou's embrace.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you."

Rong Mian pointed to Zhong Yi, and happily introduced the cat beside her, "Zhong Yi, he is my former VIP guest and my current partner."

Guo Wukui and Guo Sigua suddenly showed envious and yearning expressions, Kong Sandou's face collapsed all of a sudden, and Yun Min just stood aside smiling and shaking his head.

Yun Min and Zhong Yi exchanged simple greetings. He first thanked Zhong Yi for taking care of Rong Mian for a while, and at the same time mentioned the embarrassing 500 million.

Zhong Yi's scalp was numb, he almost forgot about this incident, and said that Xu Youyou would take the initiative to contact Yun Min after returning home, Yun Min was relieved.

Kong Sandou dragged Rong Mian to the kitchen, saying that he wanted to show him how delicious the coffee mousse she made was.

"I might have to go back to the kitchen first."

Yun Min said to Zhong Yi with a little apology, "Because Sandou will probably eat up all the raw materials for tomorrow."

Zhong Yi nodded to express his understanding, and looked at Yun Min's leaving back, feeling a little emotional for a while.

Three weeks ago, in Zhong Yi's heart, this person was still a "black-hearted boss who exploited the personal rights of employees", but now it seems that he is more like a broken-hearted old father.

Rong Mian was kidnapped by Kong Sandou and taken to the kitchen. Zhong Yi knew that they had a good relationship, so he could only find a seat and sit down casually.

He looked around, and then he was attracted by the photos on the wall of the cat cafe.

The photos were carefully framed in wooden photo frames. Zhong Yi first saw a photo of a grinning black firewood and a pot of green plants, with a small line of words "Sandou and her favorite small pepper potted plant" written underneath.

Immediately afterwards, Zhong Yi saw photos and accompanying texts of other cats, including the type of "Guo Wukui who pooped in tofu cat litter for the first time".

In the end, Zhong Yi stood up and walked around the whole cat cafe, only to find the photo he wanted to see on the wall behind the cashier.

It’s a back view. The black kitten is nestled in a pumpkin nest. Its fur is beautiful and fluffy. It faces the camera with its back facing the camera. Only its pointed ears and fluffy tail are exposed, but it’s cute enough to make your heart tremble. .

The note at the bottom is "20xx Tail Beauty Contest runner-up - Mianmian".

Zhong Yi stared at the word Mianmian for a long time, but before he could react, someone poked his arm.

Zhong Yi turned his head and found that it was one of the twins. Judging from his height, it should be the one named Guo Wukui, and he was holding a puppet cat with blue eyes in his arms.

"Hello."

Guo Wukui looked at Zhong Yi longingly, and said, "Can you recommend some potential VIP guests to us?"

"Sigua and I also want to accompany only one customer every day. It is really tiring to have to sweep the floor and accompany customers, and our business attitude is very positive."

Guo Wukui showed Zhong Yi the brother in her arms in 360 degrees, "We also look good, Guo Sigua's butt is bigger than mine, you can touch it casually..."

Rong Mian walked out of the kitchen with the finished coffee mousse.

The main part of the mousse was made by Kong Sandou, because Rong Mian couldn't figure out the order in which the various pastes were stirred, but the coffee powder on top was sprinkled by Rong Mian last.

The brown coffee powder falls on the milky white milky mousse, and then the mesh and the hollowed-out props are used together to make the coffee powder into a very cute shape like a cat's paw.

Rong Mian couldn't wait to show it to Zhong Yi.

However, as soon as he walked out of the kitchen door, Rong Mian saw Guo Wukui sitting opposite Zhong Yi, talking about something with great interest.

Zhong Yi turned his back to Rong Mian, Rong Mian couldn't see the expression on his face clearly, but at the same time he saw Guo Sigua nestled beside Zhong Yi's hand, wagging his tail lively, putting his head into Zhong Yi's palm In the arch.

The smile on Rong Mian's face faded.

The moment Zhong Yi walked out of the cat cafe, Zhong Yi felt that his whole world became quiet

In this short hour, Zhong Yi listened to Guo Wukui talk about how their sad working microphones operate every day, how male college students from nearby university towns come over every weekend to hug them and suck them, and when they clean the toilet in their human form How much toilet cleaner to use, and finally even started to talk about how Uncle Yun would use special measures to unblock them when they were constipated...

At the same time, Guo Sigua, who was beside Zhong Yi, would meow in agreement. The two brothers sang and sang without stopping.

Zhong Yi drove the car, feeling that his ears were finally cleared up, and Rong Mian beside him sat quietly without speaking.

Zhong Yi thought he was tired, so he was about to reach out and turn off the radio, wanting him to sleep for a while.

However, Rong Mian turned his face to the side, and asked suddenly: "What do you think of Sigua and Wukui?"

Zhong Yi was stunned for a moment, he couldn't figure out the meaning of Rong Mian's words for a while.

In Zhong Yi's eyes, these two children are just two noisy and harmless little brats, but after Zhong Yi thought about it, he felt that since they were Rong Mian's friends, he must beautify and embellish them. commented.

Zhong Yi said: "It's pretty good, they're a cute pair of twins."

Rong Mian paused, and let out an oh.

He lowered his eyes, stayed for a while, and then asked, "Do you think they look good?"

"It's not bad, the eyes are quite blue, very cute."

Zhong Yi said.

In fact, in Zhong Yi's eyes, all the puppet cats look the same, nothing more than white hair and blue eyes, but the little black cat with white gloves like Rong Mian is more recognizable.

Rong Mian dryly let out another oh.

After a long while, he asked again suddenly: "How does it feel?"

Zhong Yi didn't react for a long time, because he didn't take the initiative to touch any of the two brothers at all. It seemed that Guo Sigua took the initiative to move his head over and rubbed his hands in the few touches.

"It just feels fluffy."

Zhong Yi asked, "What's wrong?"

However, Rong Mian didn't speak any more.

Just when Zhong Yi drove the car to the basement, he stopped the car and turned off the engine. When he was about to get out of the car, he found that Rong Mian beside him was still motionless.

Zhong Yi sensed something was wrong, before he had time, Rong Mian raised his eyes.

Rong Mian looked very sad and said to him: "Zhong Yi, you are obviously my partner."

Zhong Yi was dumbfounded.

"No, I didn't..."

Zhong Yi couldn't argue with his words, "He pushed it up by himself, I can't push it away..."

"—I can still smell your hand now."

Rong Mian lowered her eyes and murmured, "It smells very strong of dry cat food. Only Guo Sigua likes to eat a lot of dry cat food. You must have touched him for a long time."

Rong Mian seemed really sad.

Zhong Yi explained all the way, but Rong Mian walked so fast that he went upstairs without even taking off his shoes.

Just when Zhong Yi was about to follow up, Xu Youyou happened to call to check with him about the itinerary for the next month.

He had no choice but to answer the phone while changing his slippers in the hallway.

After hanging up the phone, Zhong Yi went upstairs to find someone, but he only saw the clothes Rong Mian was wearing just now on the bed in the guest bedroom, but his whole body disappeared without a trace.

Zhong Yi went around the house in circles, found everything in the kitchen, toilet, garden, and even turned over the dishwasher in the end.

Finally, Zhong Yi returned to his bedroom, and found the little black cat curled up on top of the high bookshelf next to his bed, pointing his butt at him.

The bookshelf itself was dark brown, Rong Mian's hair was black, and his entire figure was almost submerged in the shadow above.

From Zhong Yi's perspective, he could only see a fluffy black lump lying on the top of the bookshelf, revealing a long tail with white tip, hanging down along the bookshelf.

Zhong Yi: "..."

Zhong Yi was angry and wanted to laugh.

"Come down."

Zhong Yi said.

Nothing happens.

Zhong Yi paused, took a deep breath, turned on the TV next to him with the remote control, tuned to the appreciating treasure program, and then turned up the volume.

"Today is your favorite appreciating teacher."

Zhong Yi said, "Come down and watch, otherwise the show will end in a while."

Zhong Yi saw that the little black cat's ears seemed to move slightly, but the whole body remained motionless.

"These two kids are very enthusiastic."

Zhong Yi sighed and said, "It's just a little too loud, it's so loud that I'm so noisy, I didn't touch it on my own initiative, it was really him who rubbed it on my hand."

Heituanzi remained motionless.

Zhong Yi also paused.

"—But speaking of it, I saw a cuter cat in the photos posted on the wall of your cat cafe."

As if he suddenly thought of something, Zhong Yi changed his tone very relaxed and said, "I feel more handsome than Guo Wukui."

Then Zhong Yi watched Rong Mian's ears suddenly stand up.

"I remember... what is the No.2 of the Tail Beauty Contest, oh what is it called, it seems to be called Mianmian."

Zhong Yi continued calmly, "I can't remember, but it's always really sweet. How should I put it, anyway, I fell in love at first sight right away."

Then Zhong Yi saw Rong Mian's tail shake slightly twice.

Zhong Yi held back his smile and didn't speak any more.

Sure enough, five seconds later, Rong Mian turned around slowly, he meowed at Zhong Yi, then jumped off the bookcase lightly, looked at Zhong Yi again, and then ran towards the guest bedroom .

Zhong Yi thinks that a creature like a kitten is really cute when it sulks, and it's also really easy to coax.

Five minutes later, Rong Mian, who had changed back into her clothes, stood at the door of Zhong Yi's room again.

He lowered his head and didn't speak at first, couldn't hold back for a while, then secretly raised his eyes to look at Zhong Yi, then lowered his eyes for a moment when he met Zhong Yi's gaze, and the tips of his ears were a little red.

"Come on."

Zhong Yi said briskly, "Mian..."

Rong Mian lowered her head embarrassingly, and whispered, "Don't call me that."

"I didn't talk about you either, don't be sentimental, I'm talking about my Mianmian."

Zhong Yi said slowly, "Our Mianmian's eyes are amber, and the tail is the most beautiful and unique. I just want to be our Mianmian's VIP guest."

Zhong Yi's three consecutive sleeps made Rong Mian's neck turn red.

So Zhong Yi was quiet for a while, and then asked: "I want to kiss Mianmian now, is that okay?"

Rong Mian raised her head, looked at Zhong Yi, and then hummed lightly.

He said to Zhong Yi: "Is it okay in the future, don't touch other cats."

Zhong Yi kissed his eyes and said, "Don't touch."

So they just stood at the door and kissed like this. When Rong Mian gasped and looked up at Zhong Yi, and the two of them rubbed each other's nose tenderly, Rong Mian seemed to suddenly remember something.

He turned his head abruptly and looked behind Zhong Yi.

"I haven't watched the appraising show yet."

Rong Mian said, "There are still 10 minutes until the end."

The stone he moved hit his foot, Zhong Yi had no choice but to lie on the bed with him and watch the show.

When the ad was inserted, they also happened to see Shen Yan who endorsed a certain brand of lipstick.

Then Rong Mian turned her face away, and suddenly called Zhong Yi's name.

"Zhong Yi, I suddenly remembered,"

Rong Mian said, "Before your birthday, you didn't know that I belonged to a cat, and you didn't know the existence of cat coffee, right?"

Zhong Yi froze for a moment, then nodded hesitantly.

Rong Mian let out a cry, he lowered his head to think for a while, then raised his head to look into Zhong Yi's eyes, and asked in a daze, "Then what did you mean by picking up guests?

Zhong Yi's expression suddenly froze for a moment.

And Rong Mian asked curiously: "Then you wanted to be my guest, and what kind of service did you want me to provide you?"

The author says:

Clock 1: Please let me disappear in this spring