Reverse · Peerless Double Pride: Shuangyue Wuhen

"Demon?!" Just as Xiao Yu'er was about to kiss, the fairy boy who was watching suddenly saw a faceless demon floating behind him.The demon turned in front of Xiao Yu'er, and then attached to Xiao Xia's body.The fairy boy was shocked and took out the clean bottle, trying to collect the demons, but his hand was caught. Looking back, he found that it was the Taoist who temporarily held the position of Yan Luo.

"Stinky Taoist priest! I knew it was you!" Xiantong said angrily, "You have handed over the power of order, why are you still refusing to let them go?"

The Taoist laughed: "Don't worry, let's see."

look again?The fairy boy looked back and saw that the faceless demon turned into a dream demon after he was possessed, and smiled contemptuously at Xiao Yu'er: "Silly little fish, you finally figured it out and are willing to fall into a promiscuous demon? Okay, Very good. Do things well, and after finishing I will kill you, commit suicide, and bring your souls back to Junmen. This will save you from being captured by ghost messengers after you die, and cast into animals in your next life..."

"Animal?" Xiao Yu'er was so frightened that he sobered up, and suddenly realized that there was no succubus in front of him, and Xiao Xia in his arms was indeed drunk, and he was not pretending.He immediately became very depressed and tangled, and after struggling for a while, he took Xiao Xia's arm off his own, and held his hand to persuade him: "Xiao Xia, I thought about it, so that you will not be a beast in your next life, and you will not be a beast. In order to fulfill your ancestor's wish, you should endure another 60 years. There is no way, the ancestor waited to see how we grow old together. It's very pitiful that we didn't see it after waiting for 1000 years. I bet with Si Ming again If you live to the old age, you still have to keep this bet. Don’t worry, it’s only 60 years, and it won’t be longer. That Granny Meng knows me very well. Dismantle it farther away. Do you agree?"

Xiao Xia's hand was being held, she didn't answer "yes" or "no", she only had her long eyelashes drooping, and she had a sweet drunken smile in her dream.Xiao Yu'er looked at this sleeping face, and instantly wanted to kiss him a couple of times, but she held back, just covered him with the quilt, turned over and wanted to sleep on the same bed with him.Smelling the scent of flowers with the smell of alcohol, she was still extremely irritable, twisted like a fish on a chopping board for a while, beat the bed twice, drank water once, and did not move until she lay down on the floor.

"This..." Xiantong was confused.But Meng Po laughed so hard: "Hahahaha. Old fox, you really belong to me! I said, why don't you tear up the memories of Xiao Yu'er's soul wandering, and let these memories turn into demons and harass the deity, so you want to use this The inner demon acts as a guard to prevent the deity from falling into the devil? Alas, this scourge has been greedy for his brother for 1000 years, and his greed is burning. He has killed countless people and committed heinous crimes because of it. But you dug a hole for him to be with his brother. Face each other day and night, always considerate, protect him, and teach him not to talk for 60 years? This is really a hell on earth! Hahahaha!!"

"Thanks for the prize." The Taoist laughed: "I only thought of half of this clever plan, and your second senior sister actually helped me figure out the other half. Your second senior sister took advantage of your senior sister as a mortal, and originally wanted to take advantage of these two brothers." Immortal, right?"

"It seems that everything can't escape His Majesty's eyes." The fairy smiled shamelessly: "At first I couldn't stop my sister from luring Danqing into the furnace, and later I couldn't stop my sister from forcing Wu Que to a duel. I think they are always separated from each other, very pitiful , while performing official duties, secretly arranged a disaster for Xiao Yuer, hoping that he would also survive the disaster and become a fairy. Unexpectedly, the other side of the Junmen tried to lure Xiao Yuer to become a demon. , not only made Xiao Yuer nearly fall into the devil several times, but also let him know too many secrets of the Three Realms..."

"So this 'secret demon' cannot be eliminated. Keep him and let him scare Xiao Yu'er from time to time, so that he can alert the deity and prevent him from falling into the devil?" Xiantong asked: "Sister, if Xiao Yu'er can really hold back for a lifetime Don't fall into the devil, after they die of old age, will you really make them immortal?"

"I wanted to, but..." The fairy said helplessly: "Little Yu'er resisted the temptation to become the 'Young Master of the Junmen' and rescued you. I don't want to become a fairy anymore, but I was scolded by him, so I had to send him back..."

"Hmph, even if he wishes to become a fairy, it is impossible for the heavens to give him the fairy book of the heavenly fairy, nor the magic book of the heavenly demon!" It’s better to believe in me’. My brother happened to hear this remark, and he asked me to pay special attention to his changes. Just imagine, no matter how lenient and merciful God is, who would let a traitor ascend to heaven to replace himself What? He has already said countless disrespectful words, if not for Lei Gong and Dian Mu are my disciples, how could they have survived to this day?" Then he said to Xian Tong: "Speaking of a word becoming a prophecy, these two brothers have suffered a lot in their lives. , all because of your childish words. Thousands of years later, you no longer remember them, and you strongly advocated giving them a "perfect ending" when playing chess. God's will was loosened, and you gave them the opportunity to become immortals and demons. Chance……"

"Becoming a fairy and becoming a demon?" The fairy boy sneered, "If you talk about becoming a fairy, then the white flower should have become a fairy, why did you bribe the ghost to break the soul?"

"Because he left the body first." The Taoist said, "It doesn't matter whether it's a black flower or a white flower, it's the same after the memory is torn off. You arranged the encounter to split Hua Wuque's soul into two, but you don't know that he is a banishment that cannot be enlightened." Immortal, the accumulation of immortal energy is very sufficient, even if the soul is split into two, each one is enough to make a complete soul. The white flower soul is out of the body, the spiritual power is too strong, I have nowhere to place it, so I want to put him Get rid of it, leaving only one black flower. I didn't expect that the five ghosts didn't do their job well, and they split him into five, and they ran all over the place, and I didn't expect that the soul of the green blood was not consumed by me... "

"Old fox, I'm not talking about you. You played too much in the previous nine lives!" Meng Po said with a cane, "You let that disaster star be born every life, and the world almost changes every dynasty. His accumulated killings in nine lives There are more than 9000 million people! After obtaining the "Book of Life and Death", they have assembled famous generals of all dynasties, hundreds of millions of magic soldiers, and even secretly occupied the underworld! If this really starts a war, how do you want the heavens to fight?!"

"That's why I designed to lure him away from the dragon veins of Kyushu." The Taoist argued: "Emperor Wu has been a demon since ancient times. His life soul always lies on the dragon veins, and the sky soul always becomes a demon, and finally he became a nine-headed dragon. The demon and the magic power are frighteningly strong, so what can I do? Now that the jade coffin has left the dragon veins, there is no emperor in China, and the country is peaceful and the people are safe. And this dragon has turned into a small fish, reincarnated in the rivers and lakes, eating, drinking and having fun, looking for flowers and willows, this ending is not very good Is it perfect? ​​If he still thinks it’s not perfect, he insists on eating his brother Fallen Demon... I advise him to sharpen his mind and restrain himself a little bit.”

restraint?Nonsence!You clearly know that he is a yin and yang couple who have been split apart, and you can't restrain yourself at all. In the first life, you cast him as a brother and killed the one who looked like a fairy, and you are clearly pushing the other one on the road to evil!Putting all the blame on Longmai's head, but ignoring all the fact that he persecuted Zhongliang and repeatedly started wars for thousands of years?I agreed not to embarrass them anymore, but as soon as I left, you turned around and chopped my white flower into eight pieces, and forced each piece to jump off a cliff, hang off a beam, break its own legs, and throw it into the water [-] times!No wonder grandpa would praise you for having "the talent of hell"!I think you have fallen into a demon after being stabbed by Danqing, but you have been hiding better and have not been found out by the immortal doctors!Xiantong held back his complaints and didn't know where to start scolding.But the fairy raised her thumb and praised repeatedly: "Your Majesty is worthy of being Your Majesty. He is clever and far-sighted. He is the most intelligent person in the Three Realms! Then dare to ask Your Majesty, now God has ordered Xiaoxian to enter the Junmen, and he will also give it to you." A 'perfect ending' for the Nine-Headed Dragon Demon. You see..."

"Uh, the underworld is full of ruins, and I haven't gone to the post, so I sneaked over to chat with you. It really shouldn't be." The Taoist's complexion changed suddenly, and he said with a dry smile: "I have resigned from the post of command. Fairy, you are very smart. You should take this idea yourself~" After saying that, it turned into a puff of green smoke.

"Hmph, this old fox, he also knows how much he is hated!" Granny Meng curled her lips, but seeing the fairy holding the black key, she turned her eyes to herself with a sad face, and said, "Second Senior Sister!" ! I just remembered. My soup! If you don’t go back, it will be a mess!” Shimmer disappeared.

In a blink of an eye, only the fairy boy was left beside the fairy, which seemed very bleak.Fairy Tong recalled the old monster that seemed to be able to eat people. Although he was a little embarrassed, he said generously: "Sister Fairy, although I can't think of any good ideas, I hope to go with you! Anyway, it will strengthen our fairy family." Momentum."

The fairy was very relieved, so she took a deep breath, and opened the door of the last cell with a solemn expression...

The sixth prison: the dragon demon.

The tomb is dimly lit and lifeless, with broken walls and smoky atmosphere outside, but the "Corridor of the Tenth Generation" inside is still intact.The first nine doors are all locked, only the tenth door is half closed.Xiantong led the way and put his little head into the door tremblingly, but saw that the furnishings in the room hadn't changed at all, it was still only the Shen Lingyu coffin.

"Is the dragon demon... still alive?" Xiantong looked around, but he didn't see any dragon coiled on the pillar or lying on the ground, so he stared at the jade coffin and asked vigilantly.

"Alive. If you are not alive, you will not have this key." The fairy replied in a low voice.

Xiantong approached the jade coffin on tiptoe, waited for quite a while, but didn't see anything unusual, and asked in a low voice, "Why is there no movement? Could it be that his heart was pierced and he couldn't move anymore? Or was he sleeping in the coffin unconscious? Wake up? Shall we open the jade coffin, wake him up, and ask his wish?"

"Wait!" The fairy waved her hands with sweaty palms and said, "Wait and see..."

rustling sound.

The voice of Yingying.

Gasps.

"What is he doing?" Xiantong raised his ears to listen carefully, the more he listened, the more puzzled he became.But the fairy was flushed with embarrassment, and she grabbed the fairy boy and was about to go out.

"Let's go? But we haven't..." Xiantong didn't move, but he heard the gasping voice and suddenly spoke:

"Brother Wang...you are amazing...

You are...my...god...

With you... I won't die...

You really... are better than me...

long~~~"

A heart-stirring scream resounded through the stone room.

"Go! If you don't go, we'll fall into the devil too!" The fairy covered the little fairy boy's ears with her purple face, and disappeared without a trace, leaving only the unowned keys behind.

=============== The perfect ending ===============

Ending song "Little Tigers·Love": Dirty, dirty, dirty...

Gossip:

A word becomes a prophecy, a word becomes a prophecy.He casually said a thousand years, and divided by one hundred and one, it was ten lives, but he fell into his own pit.In China's 5000 years, historical figures, especially the love and hatred between princes, are too rich in resources.After the first emperor, he forced another eight pairs, so tired, but in the end, he didn't write too poor, and only picked five pairs (two of them were bg, but if Meiniang's two sons were counted, there were still four pairs).Li Shimin, Li Longji, Zhao Kuangyin, Zhu Yuanzhang, Huang Taiji, Li Zicheng, Yongzheng and the Three Kingdoms... I let you go, thank you. (Question: Three Kingdoms, Zhou Yu, Zhuge or Liu Guanzhang? Answer: No, no, I like Cao Cao and Guo Jia more.)

In fact, Zhu Yuanzhang has already made it up. It is probably a story about a robber named "Chongba" and a young monk named "Rujing".Rujing rescued Chongba who was seriously injured and was on the run, recognized him, preached Buddhism to him, and hoped that he would "become a Buddha immediately", but was killed by Yuan soldiers who were chasing him by mistake.Zhong Ba became a monk with heartache, and continued to use the name of Rujing, but eventually participated in the uprising and became emperor.But there's nothing unusual about this plot.I'm still relatively rare about the deleted three-person entanglement of General Yue/Di Yun/Zongbi (it's definitely not a love triangle, just an entanglement).

Brother Yun's setting is basically "Bao Xiruo's version of God Zhuge".From his point of view, the story goes something like this:

The Yueshi brothers lived in the north, lost their father since childhood, and were raised by the widowed Mrs. Yueshi alone.When the two were ten years old, the Jurchens invaded the south, their homeland fell, and they fled with their mother.On the way, my younger brother unfortunately contracted the epidemic and was abandoned at the gate of the hospital. Fortunately, Yun's medical girl rescued and took her in, so she recognized Yun as her grandmother and changed her surname to Yun.

Brother Yun is clever and memorized, and he can memorize the prescriptions quickly. He is happy to accompany his grandmother to hang the pot to help the world.But the good times didn't last long. Two years later, the Jurchens invaded the south again. Unfortunately, their grandmother was killed and Brother Yun became a Han slave.

When Brother Yun was a slave, he suffered from hunger, cold and whipping, but he saved food and clothing to help the poor, and he was deeply loved by the poor.The slave master died, and the master's family wanted to bury a large number of Han slaves alive.Brother Yun came up with a clever plan to escape overnight with his friends in trouble, and then lured the servants away to cover everyone from escaping. Unfortunately, he was cornered by the servants and fell off the cliff, but was rescued by an old man at the bottom of the cliff.

At the foot of the cliff is the Yunxi Valley, surrounded by mountains. The old man lives in seclusion in the valley and calls himself the Old Man of Yunxi.After Yundi woke up, he was grateful to the old man, and seeing his extraordinary bearing, he wanted to worship him as his teacher.The old man didn't accept it, so he ordered Brother Yun to carry water for cooking, clean the bookstore, and eat together.

The books in the old man's pavilion are all classics.After reading it, Brother Yun realized that the old man wanted to support him, so he studied hard on his own when he was not doing chores.After three years of self-study, he is proficient in astronomy, geography, and the six arts of piano and chess; Through the words of birds and beasts, see the shape of ghosts and gods.But the old man still refused to accept him, and only called him to the bedside when he was dying, and gave him a hard face.

"Son, if you can put on this iron mask and resist not taking it for the rest of your life, I will come and accept you as a disciple when you die. If you can't bear it... then no one will be able to save you. Listen to my advice: If you want to escape the sea of ​​suffering, it is best not to go out of the valley for the rest of your life." After saying these few words with eyes full of pity, the old man passed away forever.

Brother Yun put on an iron mask and buried the old man with tears in his eyes, determined to die in the valley, but he saw a man falling from a cliff, caught by a tree branch, and was seriously injured.

Brother Yun took the injured back to the thatched cottage to take care of him, bandaged him and fed him medicine, and revived him.Unexpectedly, this person did not eat or drink after waking up, and did not appreciate it.Brother Yun knew that he committed suicide by jumping off a cliff, and couldn't bear to see him starve to death, so he made a fortune teller for him, saying that "after leaving the valley, there will be bright flowers in the dark".Hearing that he regained his life, he left the valley for half a month to heal his wounds (please make up your own mind about this half month), and after returning home, he was wronged and returned to his post. He turned out to be a Jurchen general, Wanyan Zongbi.

After Zong Bi was reinstated, he was fascinated by Brother Yun and strongly invited him to help him.Brother Yun couldn't invite three times, but he actually mobilized soldiers and horses to enter the valley to force the invitation.

In desperation, Brother Yun set up a dungeon maze at Taniguchi, besieging [-] elite soldiers for several days with one man.Zong Bi was unable to move forward or retreat, surprised and respectful, and said to Gu Gao, "The owner of the valley does not want to come out, and Jin does not force him. I just ask the owner of the valley not to help Jin today, and never to help the southerners in the future." Zong Bi I really don’t want to meet my benefactor.” Only then did he escape.

After Zong Bi retired, Brother Yun lived peacefully in the valley for three years.Unexpectedly, three years later, someone rode a horse into the valley again.It wasn't the Jurchens who broke into the valley this time, but Brother Yun's twin brother, General Yue.

General Yue regained the Northland and had already arrived near the Yunxi Valley. He was in a stalemate with Zong Bi, but he accidentally encountered the Jurchen army when he was investigating the enemy. , fell into a coma.Brother Yun came to investigate and found that the man who fell from the horse was his brother who had been lost for many years. He was very surprised, but before he could save him, he heard the Jurchen general shouting at the mouth of the valley: "The owner of the valley, please hand over the person who broke into the valley!"

It turned out that Zong Bi had issued a military order "Do not enter the valley to disturb the owner of the valley", and the "Misty in the Valley" was also quite famous in the Jurchen army, so the pursuers did not dare to break into it.But how could they let go of the opportunity to eradicate General Yue?When the negotiation failed, the Jurchen general came up with a "smart plan": fire attack.

The soldiers lit the fire, and the fire spread rapidly.The Jurchen army guarded the "only valley entrance" and waited for the valley owner to come out and hand over someone.But Brother Yun tied General Yue to his body, climbed the cliff out of the valley by a secret path, and returned to the South Camp.

Brother Yun was treating General Yue's wounds in the southern camp, and he didn't intend to recognize him, nor did he intend to stay, but he was surprised to learn about the current situation from the sergeant.When he heard that General Yue had become a great hero and was determined to "bring his brothers back to his hometown", he was very proud. He also heard that his greatest enemy was actually Zong Bi he had rescued, so he couldn't help feeling mixed feelings.

At this time, General Yue woke up faintly, and opened his mouth to call out Brother Yun's real name. The more Brother Yun shook his head, the more certain he became, and he took his hand and asked, "How did you become the owner of Yunxi Valley? And why?" Wear a mask?"

The result can be imagined: Zong Bi was furious when he learned that "Yunxi Valley was burned to a piece of scorched earth, the owner of the valley was alive and dead, but General Yue returned to camp miraculously", but there was nothing he could do.Unable to be tortured, Brother Yun asked General Yue not to disclose his information to the outside world as much as possible, so he became the strongest Anbu military adviser in the Yue family tent.

With the combination of two swords, the front line is pushed northward. (Hundreds of thousands of words are omitted here) Zong Bi suffered a great loss on the frontal battlefield, followed Qin Hui’s high-level route, and used the two captive emperors as an excuse, asking him to find a way to get rid of General Yue, and asked him to give Nan Huang There was a saying: "A fierce general like a dragon is not a blessing, don't wait for the yellow robe to add to his body." This sentence hit Nanhuang's deathbed. After that, the more General Yue won, the more afraid Nanhuang was, and finally decided to kill this little dragon. Pull it back and kill it.

So General Yue received a basketful of command arrows, but was blocked by Brother Yun.The old man Yunxi looked at Brother Yun from above the Fengbo Pavilion. Although he was sympathetic, he did not accept him as his apprentice after all.Zong Bi clapped his hands in the distance, but he didn't know that what he got rid of was the "Iron Face Fairy" that made him dream.And General Yue cried bitterly all night beside the scarred ice corpse, and his hatred for Jurchen and Nanhuang was even more self-evident.

Loyal ministers are demonized, and the Yue family's art of war is paired with Mongolian soldiers. What's the feeling?The phrase "the sky is high and the sea is wide, brothers cherish themselves", inspired a great empire that stretched across Europe and Asia.Of the nine-headed dragon monster's 9000 million kills, at least 4000 million are in "Tie Mianzhen", how many people can Mei Niang kill?The First Emperor has to stand aside...

(Bi Xuezi: Bold! Who will stand aside? Why are you talking so thinly to this turtle grandson? He doesn’t like to listen. Didn’t you see the short part where I only play life and death for him every life?

Xiao Yu'er: I don't hate listening to it.But how long do you want me to stand at the door of the sixth room?Danqing is still poisoned by the dragon and lying in the jade coffin!If the coffin is not opened, it will be dawn.

Author: Yes, yes, that's why it was deleted. )

Anyway, let's stop with the gossip.The Dao is impermanent, right and wrong are loyal and traitorous, good and evil immortals and demons are all indeterminate.Between "defend" and "break", "give up" and "take" (I didn't say attack and receive!) it's hard to say which one is better, each has its own choice, each has its own love, and strive for perfection, but not demanding Perfect, this is a down-to-earth "person".

Everyone, have you become a demon?