I quit my job after working part-time at the Demon Management Bureau

When Chi Mu opened his eyes, his mind was not fully awake, even his eyes seemed to be covered with a thin layer of mist, and he couldn't see anything clearly.He blinked, and saw in a daze that there was a huge blade above his head that reflected the light, hanging above his neck.

Can't you?

Don't be that Hu Zili is finally going to kill him painfully, so he wants to kill him with a knife while he is asleep, right?

Chi Mu shook his head, suddenly felt a little pain in his face, he pulled the corners of his mouth, before he could understand what was going on, he found that the thing under his neck was not a pillow, but something cold and hard. The raccoon's voice sounded coldly.

"Are you afraid now?"

afraid?

What are you afraid of?

The head of the village said with restrained fear in a hoarse voice as if he had phlegm in his mouth: "I am the god of Shuming Village! How could I be afraid! I have so many lives on my hands, and I have never seen them dare to come looking for me!" pass me!"

Chi Mu was stunned for a while when he heard it, and soon recovered, he subconsciously wanted to sit up, but found that his hands and feet were all handcuffed to the bed, and when he finally regained his senses, he finally saw clearly that he opened his eyes to see to the overhead screen.

I saw a huge blade standing [-] centimeters above his neck obliquely, glowing with a cold light under the dim light, the sharp tip of the blade was dotted with cold light, the huge blade looked like the scythe of death. Hanging low above Chi Mu's neck, as long as the knife moves slightly, his head will be separated from his body in the next moment.

twilight:"……"

Even though he was usually very courageous, he was also startled at this moment. He hurriedly shouted: "Fucking Hu Zili, what are you playing? Let me go quickly! It's scary, don't you know?"

"..." Hu Zili twisted his neck, strode forward, grabbed the somewhat crazy village chief's neck, pinned him to the ground, ignored the opponent's struggle, and forced him to eat a lot of ashes with his mouth on the ground.

The village chief didn't even have time to yell and scold, so he ate his mouth full of ashes, and his already loose teeth hit the ground with a bang, and two of them were knocked off abruptly.

The strength of the two is very different. Hu Zili suppressed the village chief almost without much effort. Regardless of his violent struggle, he directly put a knife on the back of his neck and knocked him out. He found the rope that tied him just now, and he Three times, five times, two times, the village chief was tied up and thrown to the side of the coffin against the leg of the table.

After finishing all this, he slowly patted the dust off his body, put one hand on the handle of the knife, looked down at Chi Mu, and said faintly: "Want to try this play?"

twilight:"……"

No, he doesn't want to.

The dark light above his head was blocked by the raccoon dog. His face, which was so charming that countless fans bowed down, was hidden in the darkness because of the backlight. Looking at it from the bottom-up angle of Chi Mu, this guy's hand Holding the handle of the knife, with a smile on the corner of his lips, his eyes with cold light looked like the god of death holding a scythe.

Not to mention, Chi Mu really had the illusion that a huzi raccoon would chop off his incomparably precious head with a single blow.

Those who know current affairs are Junjie, Chi Mu said: "I didn't say anything just now."

The current self is a fish pinned to a chopping board, unable to move. If Hu Zili really chops off his head, his head can be sent to the cook in the next second to make a fish head with chopped peppers.

Hu Zili patted Chi Mu's face, turned around and walked to the village head, and took out the key from his pocket to unlock Chi Mu's hands and feet.

Relieved, Chi Mu jumped out from under the hanging knife point like a monkey, stood next to Hu Zili and touched his chest with lingering fear: "I'm so scared to death, this guy actually hid a tiger's head in the utility room!" ?!"

He looked at it carefully while talking: "Hey, it's still a fake!"

Hu Zili: "..."

I really don't know what to say.

Chi Mu looked at the fake tiger-headed guillotine with great interest, and turned his gaze to the crumpled plastic sheet next to it, so he knew what the sound he heard yesterday was.

It turned out that the village chief had already made up his mind to kill the two of them yesterday.

He looked around and around, from the unconscious village head to the coffin, and saw a skeleton with its palm on the coffin, the white bones showed signs of yellowing, and the coffin lid was pushed aside, revealing everything. What a dark secret this grocery room holds.

Chi Mu rubbed his chin and said, "There's a coffin inside?"

"These two coffins belong to the son and daughter-in-law of the village chief." Hu Zili looked at the two portraits. A few minutes ago, their eyes were downcast, watching the movement here coldly, but now they have turned away His gaze was the same as Hu Zili saw it back then, looking straight ahead, as if it was just an illusion of him and the village chief.

Chi Mu probed into the coffin and pondered, "The skull and neck bones are separated. Don't be beheaded by the village chief?"

He just talked casually like that, but unexpectedly, he was affirmed by Hu Zili.

He replied calmly: "Yes."

"..." Chi Mu was almost choked by his own saliva, and said in astonishment, "Really? Is this guy so courageous?!"

As he spoke tremblingly, he pointed to the ground with two front teeth missing, and the village chief, whose head was crooked and drooling all over his mouth, was simply unbelievable.

"It's more than courageous, it's obviously——"

"Inhumane." Chi Mu said first, "I can't see it, this village chief actually dares to execute people, even his own son and daughter-in-law. No wonder there are so many dead girls in coffins in the yard."

Hu Zili thought to himself, this man killed all the boys because all the babies in the village were born, as long as they were female babies, it was amazing that no one seemed to resist.

After telling Chi Mu the conversation between himself and the village head in a simple and clear manner, Hu Zili calmly told him: "Be careful when doing things in the future, don't eat so much like a starved ghost reincarnated, if there is such a thing next time, I think Do you still have the luck that I ate less and woke up faster today?"

Chi Mu put his hands on Hu Zili's shoulders, and said with lingering fear, "You're right, I shouldn't have eaten so much, or I would have been stabbed at the head of a fish by now."

"what?"

"The fish on the chopping board, the head of the fish is chopped off and used to make the fish head with chopped peppers." Chi Mu said curiously, "How did you break free from the shackles? Did this old man tie you up because of your good looks? Are you more relaxed all the time?"

Hu Zili looked puzzled: "???"

Chi Mu said: "Then why can you break free?"

This is really a problem, he can't say that his hands have become claws, much smaller than his wrists, so he broke free smoothly, right?

Hu Zili glanced at the village chief and said, "Maybe."

"What?! This old guy actually covets your beauty?!" Chi Mu immediately exploded when he heard that, and kicked the village chief.

Hu Zili was startled, and quickly grabbed him: "What are you doing?!"

"Let go of me!" Chi Mu said angrily, "I want to beat him up!"

"..." Hu Zili grabbed Chi Mu vigorously, "What are you beating, does your face hurt?"

"Huh?" Chi Mu turned his head in doubt, half of his anger subsided, he touched his face, "Don't say it, it really hurts, don't this grandson slap me?"

Of course Hu Zili would not say that he slapped Chi Mu two times in order to make Chi Mu wake up quickly, so he could only lie against his conscience: "...he thought you were so handsome, so he slapped you .”

Chi Mu was extremely angry: "Let go of me! I'm going to kill this grandson!"

Hu Zili hugged him tightly: "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, talk well if you have something to say, it's so late, be careful of making too much noise and tricking you."

"It's just right to recruit! Let him see who his grandfather is!"

"..." Hu Zili was speechless, he pretended to be angry, "If you continue to make noise like this, do you want to invite the whole village to tie us up?"

Although Chi Mu was a little upset, she still groaned: "They dare."

"They are very daring." Hu Zili rubbed the center of his brows, "Everyone here seems to have joined a cult, and they are merciless in killing their own children. They are afraid of killing you, a foreigner? What's more, under the supervision of the village chief In his eyes, we are still the police, if he gives others permission and doesn’t say anything else, tomorrow they will see the two of us ostentatiously, and they may kill us both with a machete.”

For some closed villages, the belief they believe in is the decree of the gods. If someone tries to break it, then that person will be in bad luck.

No matter what, Hu Zili and Chi Mu can't take risks because of Liu Piaoxue's matter.

After hearing this, Chi Mu calmed down a lot, but because he was still a little angry, he stepped on the two teeth knocked out by the village chief and crushed them hard: "Wake him up and ask him about Liu Le's grave." Where, we will leave after burying him and Liu Piaoxue together."

This is the safest and fastest way.

In order to prevent the village chief from waking up and swearing loudly at attracting people, the two decided to gag him first.

Hu Zili didn't find the cloth strip, so he turned his eyes around, picked up the hammer on the ground, blocked his mouth with the handle of the knife, and asked Chi Mu to fix him behind his head with a rope.

Deciding to wake up the village chief, Chi Mu came to his senses and volunteered, slapped the village chief's wrinkled face several times, but no one woke up.

Chi Mu looked at Hu Zili: "Don't you beat people to death?"

"Not dead." Still drooling after death?Chest still rising and falling?

"Forget it, let's go out and contact the local police officer with our mobile phone first. We can leave as soon as we finish." Chi Mu saw that the village head hadn't woken up, so he didn't waste time.

The two of them came out of the utility room very lightly. The sky outside was as thick as a veil of darkness, and it was impossible to see the road under their feet without using lights.

Going back to the room and turning on the light, Chi Mu saw the smashed mobile phone on the ground, and looked at Hu Zili proudly: "See, the mobile phone I asked Shan Yu to prepare will come in handy?"

Hu Zili: "..."

Chi Mu took out the car keys from her body, and said as she walked out, "Fortunately, this grandson didn't smash our car keys."

"Go and get your cell phone in." Hu Zili picked up the two cell phones, and struggled to find a needle to pull out the calling card.

It happened that Chi Mu brought in the box containing the mobile phones, and randomly took out two mobile phones to ask Hu Zili to install the calling card. As soon as he turned on the phone, the phone rang.

The three big characters Yaoyaoling jumped on the screen of the mobile phone. Hu Zili saw it and said in surprise: "You already called the police?"

"..." Chi Mu pretended to be calm and said, "Yes."

God damn it, the phone number of the Demon Management Bureau, if you don’t come sooner or later, what are you calling now? !

are you crazy!