I quit my job after working part-time at the Demon Management Bureau

Hu Zili's IQ has always been online, and he understood it almost immediately, and Chi Mu agreed to fulfill his wish again.

He looked at him like a fool: "Isn't it okay to take the things I gave you? Every day I have nothing to do to get involved in these things. If I die one day, I don't know what's going on. Don't say I didn't remind you."

"True murder." Chi Mu clicked his tongue, "Don't worry, brother's fate is very serious, he won't die."

Hu Zili sneered: "It's a big fate, it almost became the soul of a tiger's head."

Chi Mu let out a hey: "Why are you like this, you always expose your scars and turn over old scores. That time was an accident, an accident."

"Whether it was an accident or not, you almost had an accident." Hu Zili sighed, and his attitude was not as cold as before. "Tell me what happened, and I will solve it with you. Is it related to Xu Hanlong?"

Is it okay to tell him about this?

Chi Mu didn't want to involve Hu Zili in it, so he immediately took a step back: "No comment, anyway, don't make trouble."

After he finished speaking, he turned around and left regardless of Hu Zili's gaze behind him.

Hu Zili was left watching his back, frowning.

Chi Mu found Xu Hanlong in the lounge, beside him was a man and a woman with a script in their hands, Xu Hanlong was teaching them a play, demonstrating how slaps can be misplaced and even make loud sounds, so as to achieve the effect of deceiving the real.

His appearance interrupted the movements of the three of them, and Chi Mu found a place to sit down familiarly: "Go ahead, don't worry about me."

Xu Hanlong is a professional, even if he has a lot of questions to ask now, he will hold back for the time being, and let people go out after the trick is finished.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead, touched the red area, his body froze, and hurriedly put his forehead in front of Chi Mu: "Mr. Chi, take a quick look, can the redness go away?"

Chi Mu pushed his face away in disgust: "Don't, don't come so close to me, smelly."

"Huh?" Xu Hanlong smelled himself, "I don't smell bad."

Chi Mu said: "It stinks of sweat, I can see it from a distance."

Being disgusted like this, Xu Hanlong was not angry at all, he oh-oh twice, quickly backed away, and looked at Chi Mu eagerly.

His eyes were hot and full of fear, like a stray dog ​​that has found its owner, and it gave him a chill when he saw it.

"Where is the kit I gave you?"

Xu Hanlong moved his eyes with some guilt: "I drank too much yesterday and felt ugly, so I took it off and threw it away." Seeing Chi Mu looking at him, he quickly added, "But I went back along the road to look for it afterwards, but I couldn't find it. , I didn't throw it away on purpose, I promise I won't drink during this time."

After speaking, he made a swearing gesture in a serious manner.

This kind of person who is stupid and has a lot of money but is particularly reluctant to save his life, Chi Mu always kills when he can: "I thought about the last tip and waited for you to get the effect before collecting money. Since it is effective, when you buy it this time, you can buy it." Give the money together. The red patch on your forehead should be gone when the kit arrives on your body."

Xu Hanlong said with some embarrassment: "Actually, actually... I just discovered that I have such a red spot not only on my forehead, but also on my body."

"Where is it?" Chi Mu didn't have clairvoyant eyes, and couldn't see either.

Xu Hanlong hesitated: "On the buttocks...and the inner thighs, there are quite a lot."

If Chi Mu was drinking water right now, he must have spewed it out.

Who is entangled with Xu Hanlong, don't it be Yan Gui who wants to spend some time with him?

Chi Mu gave him a strange look: "Then have you been dreaming recently?"

Xu Hanlong shook his head: "No, I did it yesterday after the kit is gone."

After oh, Chi Mu continued to ask him, "Where's Chunmeng?"

"..." Xu Hanlong said honestly, "I did it together yesterday..."

Chi Mu's expression was a bit indescribable: "You are quite good at doing it, who is the target?"

"I, I can't see the face clearly, I just think she looks like my ex-fiancee, wearing a white dress." Xu Hanlong recalled the dream, swallowed, a little scared, "We, we are celebrating the New Year first, and then I I just felt a little pain in my stomach. When I realized it, she was already sitting on me, peeling my skin while moving her body, and held a piece of skin that had been torn off in her hand, but I didn’t seem to feel anything. Same, until I saw it, I woke up in fright."

"Your dreams are so beautiful, you don't watch many movies, don't you?" Chi Mu was speechless, never expecting Xu Hanlong to be so leisurely, "What do you mean by Chinese New Year? Did you use the wrong word?"

Xu Hanlong pursed his lips, coughed lightly, and looked a little embarrassed: "Aren't firecrackers going to be set off during the Chinese New Year? The sound is crackling, so..."

twilight:"……"

He was finally rendered speechless by this director, and he was completely impressed.

Sure enough, he is an artist, his associative ability is really amazing, he really didn't understand it without turning a corner, and thought he used the wrong word.

Chi Mu reached out and pressed Xu Hanlong's forehead: "Does it hurt?"

"I don't feel it at all."

Xu Hanlong stood up and made a gesture to take off his pants. Chi Mu's voice almost changed when he was so scared: "What the hell are you doing! I don't like you! Why are you taking off your pants! I have a crush!"

"..." Xu Hanlong grabbed the waistband of his trousers, with a confused expression on his face, "Don't you want to press the red piece? How do you press it if I don't take off my pants?"

Chi Mu immediately understood, and scolded: "Fuck, I didn't say to press it, why are you so self-conscious?!"

Xu Hanlong: "..."

I feel a little wronged.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you." Xu Hanlong must have been scared too, otherwise he wouldn't have done such a thing, Chi Mu said, "Since the red spot doesn't hurt, then you should wear the kit on your body. No matter what happens, just don’t take it off, my assistant will send the kit later.”

Xu Hanlong nodded again and again: "Mr. Chi, I want to ask, did I bump into something unclean?"

Their entertainment industry is very superstitious, and they even have to choose a good time to start the machine, offering incense and worshiping the gods.

During this period of time, he had frequent nightmares, and the police were helpless. As a result, he was fine as soon as Chi Mu took action. Isn't this just bumping into something unclean?

Chi Mu didn't answer his question directly: "It's sort of."

Even if it is haunted by a ghost, it is not a ghost that can be expelled in the usual sense.

In this era, most ghosts and demons are gentle and harmless. They follow the law of time, queue up for reincarnation in an orderly manner, or guard their own world, live a good life, and basically do not interact with people.

The Bureau of Demon Management mainly governs the affairs of demons, and seldom deals with ghosts.

But there are always some ghosts who get a chance to see the existence of the Demon Management Bureau, so that they can interfere with these things to achieve their own wishes, otherwise they will disturb the peace of this land.

It is impossible for the Demon Control Bureau not to answer, and not answering means that the order of the world will become chaotic.

Only after that, these ghosts or demons who got the plan will be locked in the book.

To Chi Mu, the Demon Management Bureau is like a real estate company, with a high salary and cooperating with the state to solve the big and small troubles of the owners.

It's just that the cost of violating the regulations is a bit high now, and a fine of 50 yuan for one violation is simply pissed off.

Chi Mu sent a WeChat message to Shan Yu, asking him to deliver the kit later, sat for a while, and was about to leave when he heard a knock on the door.

Hu Zili said outside the door: "Director Xu, are you inside?"

"Mr. Hu is here." Xu Hanlong responded immediately.

He stepped forward to open the door, and saw a woman standing beside Hu Zili who was as high as his shoulders. She looked pure and good-looking, with a standard first love face, and she was looking at him with a smile on her face.

Everywhere is good-looking, and the proportion of the body is also very good, but it is a bit short.

"It's Director Xu, right? I'm Chi Mu's cousin, and I'm here to give him something."

As soon as she opened her mouth, her voice was soft and charming, like rich perfume, Xu Hanlong felt that his bones were going to be crisp.

Chi Mu in the room looked at Xiao Qi, and said impatiently, "What are you making a fuss about? Talk well."

Xiao Qi stomped her feet: "That's how people talk."

"Mr. Chi, is this your cousin?" Xu Hanlong obviously liked Xiao Qi's tricks, and thought her voice was nice, "She's very cute."

twilight:"……"

Cute, unscrew your head with bare hands and kick you with a ball, see if it's cute or not.

"Why are you with her?" Chi Mu looked at Hu Zili again, really confused about what Xiao Qi wanted to give him.

Xiao Qi waved her phone: "Last time in Shuming Village, I asked Zili for his contact information. I called him just now and asked him to bring me in. I'm so envious of the fans outside."

"???" Chi Mu asked, "Did you give her her contact information?"

Hu Zili was noncommittal, with a tacit attitude, he glanced at Chi Mu, turned his eyes coldly, and left.

Chi Mu couldn't understand why she subconsciously wanted to chase after her, and she reached the door, only to be dragged into the room by Xiao Qi's arms.

The door slammed shut, and Xiao Qi took out the bag from her bag: "I brought the stuff here, is it what the director needs, cousin?"

Xiao Qi looked at Chi Mu with a smile, and the latter pulled out his arm and nodded: "Hurry up, pay with one hand and deliver with the other."

Xu Hanlong took out his mobile phone and started transferring money, always feeling like he was doing some kind of shady transaction.

After receiving two large sums of money, Xiao Qi felt better, and walked out the door holding Chi Mu's hand.

"I happen to be nearby, and I have a kit on me, so I'll take Shan Yu's place and I'll give you a message."

Chi Mu was searching for Hu Zili on the set, but didn't see anything, thinking that he must be back in the RV, so he planned to go look for him.

Xiao Qi grabbed him and stood still at the door: "You let Shan Yu get the tailbone of the demon management bureau. There is news. It is Shen Lehuai's bone, and that skeleton is Shen Lehuai."

"Shen Lehuai?" Chi Mu asked, "Male or female?"

Xiao Qi said: "Female."

"Sure enough, my intuition is right, she really is a woman." Chi Mu touched his chin, which was his habitual action, "It's just that the name seems familiar."

Xiao Qi flashed a smile, as sweet as first love: "Of course it sounds familiar, wasn't it someone who was always on the trending searches a while ago and pushed you and yourself under the trending searches?"

There was a moment of doubt on Chi Mu's expression, and soon he opened his eyes wide: "Fuck, Xu Hanlong's fiancee?!"

Xiao Qi corrected him: "It's the ex-fiancee."