In a dark cloakroom, black can make people fall into mystery or fear. When such a child appears in front of ordinary people in the form of a resentful soul, the frightening power can be said to be very high.
As for Hu Zili, he grew up so big, and he saw quite a few dead souls with Chi Mu. Such scenes were too childish, and he didn't take them seriously at all.
And to deal with such resentful souls, Hu Zili has his own method.
He turned on the light in the cloakroom, completely ignoring the kid in the corner.
The glaring light did not frighten the child. Instead, he was stunned for a moment when he didn't get any response from the huzili or the fearful reaction. His limbs turned 180 degrees in a very twisted posture, with his belly facing upwards and his limbs on the ground. , facing the Huzili with his head, except that he doesn't have so many legs, he is like a crawling spider, ready to crawl towards the Huzili at any time.
Hu Zili glanced at him, not frightened at all, closed the door of the cloakroom, went back to the room, walked to the living room, and turned on all the lights in the room one by one.
After he turned on the light, the child locked in the cloakroom banged his head against the door.
Hu Zili called Yao Yaoling unhurriedly: "Hello, there is a dead soul coming to ask for a wish, please deal with it."
"Ah?" The operator is a little monster who has only been on the job for a long time, a little strange, "Dead souls don't ask ordinary monsters to ask for wishes, they go directly to the administrator of our Monster Management Bureau, may I ask who you are?"
That's true, that's right, Hu Zili and Chi Mu have been together for a long time and even forgot this point: "It doesn't matter who I am, come quickly."
He handed the address to the operator just as the thumping in the room stopped.
There was a faint clicking sound, and Hu Zili was playing a small game with his mobile phone, and stopped when he heard the sound, and finally found a place to open the door, so as not to knock the door of his cloakroom.
The child crawled slowly, as if to create fear, but in the brightly lit room, the effect of fear was directly reduced. Looking at his pale face, Hu Zili actually thought he was a little cute.
The only bad thing is doing something wrong, insisting on being a wraith to scare people, and asking him, who is not from the Demon Management Bureau, to ask for a wish.
The people from the Demon Control Bureau came very quickly, and the floor-to-ceiling windows on the balcony were pushed open by the visitors in a short while.
Chi Mu twisted his neck, emerged from the clouds and mist in the thunder and lightning, rubbed his fists as he walked, "Which short-sighted thing dares to come to you and ask for a wish?"
Hu Zili was not surprised that the person who came was Chi Mu. He looked up from the game, turned off his phone and said, "Aren't you busy today?"
"No matter how busy you are, you have to stand aside." Chi Mu leaned close to Hu Zili, wanting to have a loving kiss, but Hu Zili pushed his head away with disgust, and looked straight at the little boy who was walking on all fours. baby.
When he was at the door, he saw Chi Mu's pale face with a long tongue sticking out, his eyes were only white pupils, he looked at Chi Mu strangely, and hissed twice.
"..." Chi Mu turned his head away in disgust, held Hu Zili's face and said distressedly, "This kid has such hot eyes, it doesn't disgust you, dear?"
Hu Zili took Chi Mu's hand away, and wanted to roll his eyes speechlessly: "No, thank you, let's deal with him quickly."
"De Ling, I'll get him away right now." Chi Mu pinched Hu Zili's face with a look of love, and when he turned to face the child's resentment, he immediately changed his face, "I'll give you ten seconds to give what you asked for Speak out, or I will twist your head 720 degrees with my own hands."
Due to Chi Mu's divine power belonging to the unicorn, the child was a little frightened, but he still didn't speak, and still stared at Hu Zili, wanting him to respond to him.
But who is Huzili?
If Chi Mu's patience is only 100%, then for Hu Zili, it is [-]%, unless he really can't bear it, even if a real child begs him, he will not change his face and just ignore it.
"Look at what he's doing, look at me." Chi Mu blocked Hu Zili and said angrily, "Don't think you're a child and I won't beat you."
Child:"……"
Glancing at the wall clock on the wall, Chi Mu wrung his wrist and twitched his mouth: "30 seconds have passed, it seems that you don't want it anymore."
As he spoke, he strode forward, and saw that his big hand was about to grab the child's head, and performed a head-twisting Dafa live. This resentful dead soul is a child after all, even if it becomes a resentful dead soul, he still succumbs to Chi Mu's supernatural power backed away in fright, and cried: "I, I just hope that the beautiful uncle over there can take me home, just to see my parents, woo woo woo, I miss them, I'm so happy miss them..."
"Just showing you to see your parents?" Chi Mu squatted in front of the child, looked at him with disgust, and clicked his tongue, "He's pretty ugly, no wonder he cries like a fool even if he's a ghost."
Hu Zili: "..."
Hey, she is obviously quite cute, what kind of eyes make her look ugly?
Besides, what kind of ridicule to this ghost.
Maybe it was the ugly words that stimulated the child, he suddenly stopped sobbing, his hands, feet and head twisted back like twisted twists, and he became a normal person standing in place, wiping the tears on his face, looking straight at Hu Zili: "Uncle, can you take me there?"
Uncle can't, so uncle can't speak.
Hu Zili shrugged and peeled apples for himself.
The child was moved to tears by his indifferent attitude, and he didn't dare to look at Chi Mu in front of him, so he stamped anxiously on the spot: "Promise me, promise me, promise me!"
"I'm not dead yet, why do you keep ignoring me, brat?" Chi Mu touched his chin, and Shen's eyes seemed to drag the child in front of him like an abyss.
The child was so frightened that he backed away step by step, and was a little scared to the point of incoherence: "I just want that, that pretty uncle, help me..."
Chi Mu didn't continue to scare him, but asked with interest: "Come on, tell me why."
"There is no reason." The child shook his head and repeated over and over again, "I just want him to help me."
After he finished speaking, the beaver who had already peeled the apple raised his head to look at him, and the seeds of doubt in his heart grew bigger and bigger.
Chi Mu stood up, suddenly took out a book from his pocket, and said coldly: "Since you are so uncooperative, then let's go through the procedure directly. A dead soul like you who has obtained a chance has a chance to make a wish. Of course it needs to be used, but if you insist on finding someone who is not a staff member of the Demon Management Bureau to deal with it, then you can go directly to the prison."
"Although doing this is against the law of heaven, and I will even be fined three times, but I have a lot of money, so I don't lack this. And you are a resentful soul, and you are still so full of energy. At most, I will be punished by the heavens, and it will not hurt or itch."
Slowly opening the book, Chi Mu said unhurriedly: "I'll give you another chance, should I insist on asking the beauty over there to help you fulfill your wish, or should you find me, an official member of the Demon Control Bureau?"
Hu Zili, who was called a beauty, stared at Chi Mu's back. He looked at the child. Chi Mu's threat was very effective. The child obviously didn't know that there was a saying that he directly passed the level of fulfilling the vow, and he was immediately frightened. .
His eyes were wide open, he hugged his head suddenly, knelt down towards Chi Mu, and let out low growls, as if there were thousands of needles in his head in pain.
"It's not Chinese New Year yet, I don't have anything to burn for you with such a big gift." Under such circumstances, Chi Mu still didn't forget to tease him.
Hu Zili: "..."
The hoarse scream of the resentful soul is enough to pierce the eardrums of ordinary people, but to Chi Mu and Hu Zili, it is a bit like a buzzing mosquito next to their ears.
Chi Mu picked out his ears, and said impatiently, "You don't want to change people, do you? Then you can enter the book."
"No, no, no, no, no." The child cried, "I'll change, you take me to my parents, please don't lock me up."
"Just say no, you have to waste time to be happy, and the brat should be educated." Chi Mu closed the book, without any sense of guilt for taking out the book of Peach Blossom Spring to pretend to be a prison, "I think it's better to put you in the prison for comparison." convenient."
The child backed away in fright, turned around crying and disappeared into the house.
Where he disappeared, there was a torn newspaper with a picture of the kid printed on it, and his name could be vaguely seen.
"He's gone?" Hu Zili gave Chi Mu the peeled apple.
He doesn't particularly like to eat it, he peeled it specially for Chi Mu, and he peeled an orange himself.
Holding the orange fruit in his mouth with his porcelain white fingers, Chi Mu kissed Huzili without even thinking about it, and snatched it from his mouth before he bit the orange, looked at him with ambiguous eyes, and slowly opened his mouth. Slowly munching on the booty.
Wiping the water stains from the corner of Hu Zili's mouth, looking at the thin blush on his face, Chi Mu thought that he was so fucking seductive and really wanted to hug him to bed and take off his naked body right now, and said very sanctimoniously: "Let's go, stay I've got the clue, and I'll let the Demon Control Bureau check it out later."
The troublesome hand slowly stretched in from the back of Hu Zili's waist, Hu Zili straightened his waist, and took out his hand expressionlessly: "Why don't you look for Shan Yu?"
Chi Mu held Hu Zili's hand backhand to hint provocatively, and whispered in his ear: "He's busy managing CM now, so he won't be free, so don't bother him."
"Don't make a fuss." Hu Zili has quite a lot of experience in rejecting Chi Mu, but this kind of experience will always be defeated by Chi Mu's shamelessness and superb skills every time.
For example, at this moment, the sun is shining in the sky, the noon sun shines on the earth, the curtains and balconies are wide open and the weak wind pours in from the outside, Hu Zili almost couldn't resist it.
It's the first time to be a human being, the first time to fall in love, so why can his theoretical knowledge be so perfect in practice?
Hu Zili's face was extremely red, even his voice was tinged with a tremor, and his hand to push back Chi Mu gradually became weak.
"Stop... Chi Mu, do you want to be ashamed?"
Chi Mu bit his ear: "If you want to lose your face, what do you want?"
The author has something to say: there is a high probability that the update will be late tomorrow. As the old rule, if there is no update at six o'clock, then the update time will be before twelve o'clock in the morning.
----
When I didn’t sign the contract, there were several cuties who kept leaving messages to support me. I haven’t thanked them all the time. I’m sorry, because I’m so happy.Now that you are gone, I miss you so much and thank you too!Regardless of whether you can still see it or not, I would like to thank you for your support here. (*v)
The current cuties are really cute, they are all little angels, thank you.
As for Hu Zili, he grew up so big, and he saw quite a few dead souls with Chi Mu. Such scenes were too childish, and he didn't take them seriously at all.
And to deal with such resentful souls, Hu Zili has his own method.
He turned on the light in the cloakroom, completely ignoring the kid in the corner.
The glaring light did not frighten the child. Instead, he was stunned for a moment when he didn't get any response from the huzili or the fearful reaction. His limbs turned 180 degrees in a very twisted posture, with his belly facing upwards and his limbs on the ground. , facing the Huzili with his head, except that he doesn't have so many legs, he is like a crawling spider, ready to crawl towards the Huzili at any time.
Hu Zili glanced at him, not frightened at all, closed the door of the cloakroom, went back to the room, walked to the living room, and turned on all the lights in the room one by one.
After he turned on the light, the child locked in the cloakroom banged his head against the door.
Hu Zili called Yao Yaoling unhurriedly: "Hello, there is a dead soul coming to ask for a wish, please deal with it."
"Ah?" The operator is a little monster who has only been on the job for a long time, a little strange, "Dead souls don't ask ordinary monsters to ask for wishes, they go directly to the administrator of our Monster Management Bureau, may I ask who you are?"
That's true, that's right, Hu Zili and Chi Mu have been together for a long time and even forgot this point: "It doesn't matter who I am, come quickly."
He handed the address to the operator just as the thumping in the room stopped.
There was a faint clicking sound, and Hu Zili was playing a small game with his mobile phone, and stopped when he heard the sound, and finally found a place to open the door, so as not to knock the door of his cloakroom.
The child crawled slowly, as if to create fear, but in the brightly lit room, the effect of fear was directly reduced. Looking at his pale face, Hu Zili actually thought he was a little cute.
The only bad thing is doing something wrong, insisting on being a wraith to scare people, and asking him, who is not from the Demon Management Bureau, to ask for a wish.
The people from the Demon Control Bureau came very quickly, and the floor-to-ceiling windows on the balcony were pushed open by the visitors in a short while.
Chi Mu twisted his neck, emerged from the clouds and mist in the thunder and lightning, rubbed his fists as he walked, "Which short-sighted thing dares to come to you and ask for a wish?"
Hu Zili was not surprised that the person who came was Chi Mu. He looked up from the game, turned off his phone and said, "Aren't you busy today?"
"No matter how busy you are, you have to stand aside." Chi Mu leaned close to Hu Zili, wanting to have a loving kiss, but Hu Zili pushed his head away with disgust, and looked straight at the little boy who was walking on all fours. baby.
When he was at the door, he saw Chi Mu's pale face with a long tongue sticking out, his eyes were only white pupils, he looked at Chi Mu strangely, and hissed twice.
"..." Chi Mu turned his head away in disgust, held Hu Zili's face and said distressedly, "This kid has such hot eyes, it doesn't disgust you, dear?"
Hu Zili took Chi Mu's hand away, and wanted to roll his eyes speechlessly: "No, thank you, let's deal with him quickly."
"De Ling, I'll get him away right now." Chi Mu pinched Hu Zili's face with a look of love, and when he turned to face the child's resentment, he immediately changed his face, "I'll give you ten seconds to give what you asked for Speak out, or I will twist your head 720 degrees with my own hands."
Due to Chi Mu's divine power belonging to the unicorn, the child was a little frightened, but he still didn't speak, and still stared at Hu Zili, wanting him to respond to him.
But who is Huzili?
If Chi Mu's patience is only 100%, then for Hu Zili, it is [-]%, unless he really can't bear it, even if a real child begs him, he will not change his face and just ignore it.
"Look at what he's doing, look at me." Chi Mu blocked Hu Zili and said angrily, "Don't think you're a child and I won't beat you."
Child:"……"
Glancing at the wall clock on the wall, Chi Mu wrung his wrist and twitched his mouth: "30 seconds have passed, it seems that you don't want it anymore."
As he spoke, he strode forward, and saw that his big hand was about to grab the child's head, and performed a head-twisting Dafa live. This resentful dead soul is a child after all, even if it becomes a resentful dead soul, he still succumbs to Chi Mu's supernatural power backed away in fright, and cried: "I, I just hope that the beautiful uncle over there can take me home, just to see my parents, woo woo woo, I miss them, I'm so happy miss them..."
"Just showing you to see your parents?" Chi Mu squatted in front of the child, looked at him with disgust, and clicked his tongue, "He's pretty ugly, no wonder he cries like a fool even if he's a ghost."
Hu Zili: "..."
Hey, she is obviously quite cute, what kind of eyes make her look ugly?
Besides, what kind of ridicule to this ghost.
Maybe it was the ugly words that stimulated the child, he suddenly stopped sobbing, his hands, feet and head twisted back like twisted twists, and he became a normal person standing in place, wiping the tears on his face, looking straight at Hu Zili: "Uncle, can you take me there?"
Uncle can't, so uncle can't speak.
Hu Zili shrugged and peeled apples for himself.
The child was moved to tears by his indifferent attitude, and he didn't dare to look at Chi Mu in front of him, so he stamped anxiously on the spot: "Promise me, promise me, promise me!"
"I'm not dead yet, why do you keep ignoring me, brat?" Chi Mu touched his chin, and Shen's eyes seemed to drag the child in front of him like an abyss.
The child was so frightened that he backed away step by step, and was a little scared to the point of incoherence: "I just want that, that pretty uncle, help me..."
Chi Mu didn't continue to scare him, but asked with interest: "Come on, tell me why."
"There is no reason." The child shook his head and repeated over and over again, "I just want him to help me."
After he finished speaking, the beaver who had already peeled the apple raised his head to look at him, and the seeds of doubt in his heart grew bigger and bigger.
Chi Mu stood up, suddenly took out a book from his pocket, and said coldly: "Since you are so uncooperative, then let's go through the procedure directly. A dead soul like you who has obtained a chance has a chance to make a wish. Of course it needs to be used, but if you insist on finding someone who is not a staff member of the Demon Management Bureau to deal with it, then you can go directly to the prison."
"Although doing this is against the law of heaven, and I will even be fined three times, but I have a lot of money, so I don't lack this. And you are a resentful soul, and you are still so full of energy. At most, I will be punished by the heavens, and it will not hurt or itch."
Slowly opening the book, Chi Mu said unhurriedly: "I'll give you another chance, should I insist on asking the beauty over there to help you fulfill your wish, or should you find me, an official member of the Demon Control Bureau?"
Hu Zili, who was called a beauty, stared at Chi Mu's back. He looked at the child. Chi Mu's threat was very effective. The child obviously didn't know that there was a saying that he directly passed the level of fulfilling the vow, and he was immediately frightened. .
His eyes were wide open, he hugged his head suddenly, knelt down towards Chi Mu, and let out low growls, as if there were thousands of needles in his head in pain.
"It's not Chinese New Year yet, I don't have anything to burn for you with such a big gift." Under such circumstances, Chi Mu still didn't forget to tease him.
Hu Zili: "..."
The hoarse scream of the resentful soul is enough to pierce the eardrums of ordinary people, but to Chi Mu and Hu Zili, it is a bit like a buzzing mosquito next to their ears.
Chi Mu picked out his ears, and said impatiently, "You don't want to change people, do you? Then you can enter the book."
"No, no, no, no, no." The child cried, "I'll change, you take me to my parents, please don't lock me up."
"Just say no, you have to waste time to be happy, and the brat should be educated." Chi Mu closed the book, without any sense of guilt for taking out the book of Peach Blossom Spring to pretend to be a prison, "I think it's better to put you in the prison for comparison." convenient."
The child backed away in fright, turned around crying and disappeared into the house.
Where he disappeared, there was a torn newspaper with a picture of the kid printed on it, and his name could be vaguely seen.
"He's gone?" Hu Zili gave Chi Mu the peeled apple.
He doesn't particularly like to eat it, he peeled it specially for Chi Mu, and he peeled an orange himself.
Holding the orange fruit in his mouth with his porcelain white fingers, Chi Mu kissed Huzili without even thinking about it, and snatched it from his mouth before he bit the orange, looked at him with ambiguous eyes, and slowly opened his mouth. Slowly munching on the booty.
Wiping the water stains from the corner of Hu Zili's mouth, looking at the thin blush on his face, Chi Mu thought that he was so fucking seductive and really wanted to hug him to bed and take off his naked body right now, and said very sanctimoniously: "Let's go, stay I've got the clue, and I'll let the Demon Control Bureau check it out later."
The troublesome hand slowly stretched in from the back of Hu Zili's waist, Hu Zili straightened his waist, and took out his hand expressionlessly: "Why don't you look for Shan Yu?"
Chi Mu held Hu Zili's hand backhand to hint provocatively, and whispered in his ear: "He's busy managing CM now, so he won't be free, so don't bother him."
"Don't make a fuss." Hu Zili has quite a lot of experience in rejecting Chi Mu, but this kind of experience will always be defeated by Chi Mu's shamelessness and superb skills every time.
For example, at this moment, the sun is shining in the sky, the noon sun shines on the earth, the curtains and balconies are wide open and the weak wind pours in from the outside, Hu Zili almost couldn't resist it.
It's the first time to be a human being, the first time to fall in love, so why can his theoretical knowledge be so perfect in practice?
Hu Zili's face was extremely red, even his voice was tinged with a tremor, and his hand to push back Chi Mu gradually became weak.
"Stop... Chi Mu, do you want to be ashamed?"
Chi Mu bit his ear: "If you want to lose your face, what do you want?"
The author has something to say: there is a high probability that the update will be late tomorrow. As the old rule, if there is no update at six o'clock, then the update time will be before twelve o'clock in the morning.
----
When I didn’t sign the contract, there were several cuties who kept leaving messages to support me. I haven’t thanked them all the time. I’m sorry, because I’m so happy.Now that you are gone, I miss you so much and thank you too!Regardless of whether you can still see it or not, I would like to thank you for your support here. (*v)
The current cuties are really cute, they are all little angels, thank you.
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