How I was forced to be the villain

"Conan, can you lend me this?"

"Oh, alright."

Kyono Yan took Conan's glasses and put them on himself.

With this glasses, Kudo Shin can hide from his childhood sweetheart, so it should be no problem to hide Dazai who had never met Kyono Yan when he was a child.

"excuse me."

The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and finally stopped behind him.

It feels like the hairs are going to stand on end.

Kyono Yan took a deep breath, turned his head and imitated his predecessor Conan Edogawa and put on a childish appearance, "You want to live here too, big brother."

Goosebumps arose.

As expected of the famous detective Kudo Shinichi, pretending to be like this is not burdensome at all.

"Hello," Dazai Osamu held back his laughter, "I have tea, and there is a chestnut paste cake just packed from the store, let's have it together."

He raised his hand and shook the bag.

Kyono Yan's attention was immediately attracted, like a cat that saw a fish, and couldn't look away at all.

I ordered so many desserts at the store just now, but Osamu Dazai came just after eating two bites.

Osamu Dazai moved the bag to the right, and the child's eyes followed to the right, to the left, and to the left.

He has a cute little face, but the tiny starlight twinkling in his crystal-clear eyes completely exposed his true thoughts.

It was like being poked lightly in my heart, sour and itchy.

"This is great." Dr. Ali brought over another pot of tea.

"The doctor forbids desserts, you need to lose weight."

"Xiao Ai~" Although Dr. A Li begged for a long time, Hui Yuan Ai had no intention of letting go at all, so the doctor had to sit down dejectedly.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and hugged Kyono Yan naturally, then sat down holding Kyono Yan, "Thank you."

Kyono said, sitting upright on Dazai's lap: "..."

This move raised the hearts of several people. Conan wondered if he was trying to test the identity of Kyono, while Haibara Ai was a little unsure if this person was a member of the organization.

This person gave her a different feeling from ordinary members of the organization. He didn't have a familiar taste, but it also made her feel scared.

"I can't have my cake and eat it sitting here."

"Then, let me feed you." Osamu Dazai said cheerfully.

Jingye Yan didn't know what to say to dispel this terrible idea.

"come--"

Although it is a cake he likes, Kyono Yan has rejection written all over him.

Unexpectedly, the spoon turned around in front of his eyes, and put it in Osamu Dazai's own mouth.

"I lied to you."

Kyonoyan looked up at him.

Osamu Dazai cut a piece of cake and put it on a plate, took the plate to the table, and asked Kyono Yan to sit forward a little.

"That's fine, as long as you don't touch it."

Jing Yeyan squeezed the spoon vigorously, it is indeed no problem, but it is too shameful to sit like this!No, refuse!

"I'm already an adult, so I have to sit by myself." Jing Yeyan struggled to jump down, but accidentally touched the plate beside the table, the plate trembled, and finally fell to the side.

Jing Yeyan, who noticed it, subconsciously adjusted his body to pick it up. It was easy for him who reacted extremely quickly, but he didn't pick it up.

Dazai dragged the downward sloping part, straightened the plate, pushed it inside, then looked at Kyono Yan with a smile, and reminded: "Be careful."

Worse, Kyono Yan suddenly realized clearly that this was just a game against him, and Dazai began to doubt him.

"Ah, there are actually whole chestnuts inside."

Conan leaned half his body over, pointing at the cake that was almost in close contact with the ground, there was indeed half a chestnut on the cut surface.

"That's why this cake is so popular."

As expected, Osamu Dazai's attention was attracted, Kyono Yan took this opportunity to sit across from Conan and Haibara Ai.

"So that's how it is." Seeing Jingyeyan get away, Conan sat back.

After this, Kyono Yan has been vigilant about whether Dazai will do anything more, but fortunately everything is calm afterwards.

After eating the cake, Conan took Kyono Yan to the guest room, and asked when there were only two of them, "Do you have backups of those organization's data?"

Kyono shook his head.

"Damn, a rare opportunity."

"But it's fine to hand it over to the authorities."

"What's going on?" Because Jing Yeyan was given A drug, Conan thought that the stolen information had been destroyed by gin.

"Handed it over to an undercover agent in an organization, an official."

In this case, Conan will feel more at ease.However, he still has to find a way to obtain this information, because even the official has been infiltrated by the organization, it is difficult to guarantee how long this information will last.

"Where are you from?"

"Hmm..." Kyono Yan has always only inferred based on the existing information, and is not completely sure that Dazai is really an undercover agent.As for which well-meaning official can help Dazai clean up, it is probably only in Yokohama, if it is placed in other places, it will be arrested immediately.

"Probably related to Yokohama."

Conan's eyelids twitched, and he had an ominous premonition, "You don't know who the other party is at all, so just help him steal the information!"

Kyono rolled his eyes.

"Are you an idiot!" Conan started to get mad, "What if the other party is lying to you, maybe it's a trap for Gin."

"Not."

"Why..." Conan suddenly remembered something, "Yokohama, you are also from Yokohama, you know that person, that's why you believe he didn't lie to you?"

Kyono blinked.

"If you put it this way, the information is likely still in the hands of the government. In Yokohama... it's a bit difficult to get it."

Conan was lost in thought.

Kyonoyan stared at him, and suddenly smiled.

"Do you have any thoughts about the organization?" Conan was unaware of the comparison.

"Yes, the power of the organization is really great. All walks of life, if used properly, it is very easy to become the actual person in power of this country. The King of Gold has sat on the throne for too long, and everyone is a little unbearable. .”

"It is precisely because of this that we have to find out 'that gentleman' in their mouths."

"Then set a trap and let him come out on his own initiative." Jing Yeyan sat on the bed, leaned on his face, and said with a smile, "How about I be the bait."

"No!" Conan rejected the proposal without even thinking about it.

"why?"

"Too dangerous."

"It's okay, you should know my strength."

"With this body, you can't use your own strength, so you can't," Conan thought, "but the plan you said is not completely unfeasible."

"?"

"Are there any big shots in the organization you know?"

Jing Yeyan recalled that the organization belonged to someone in the government, but not too many. If a large number were caught, the country would be over.

Some of these parts were half killed by the organization, and for the rest, he remembered one——

"The mayor of Nishitama City."

"I see." Conan smiled with a sure chance of winning.

......

Kyono Yan came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, just in time to run into Dazai who was waiting at the door in pajamas.

In my impression, Dazai was all dressed in suits and bandages, and I had never seen such a homely look.

It feels... Even the breath is gentle.

"I've been waiting for a long time." Jing Yeyan made way for him to enter.

"It's okay." Dazai smiled at him.

Kyonoyan stood at the door and watched Osamu Dazai throw his clothes into the washing machine, thinking in a daze that now is a good opportunity.

Osamu Dazai grabbed the edge of the clothes with his hands, intending to take them off.

Kyonoyan swallowed nervously, this is the exam question he has been looking forward to.

It's really enviable to have abdominal muscles on the firm belly.

The physical training of the command department is too basic, and it takes too much time to have such a figure, but the commanders have to learn a lot more than other departments, and there is no time.

The combat department is training all the time during a battle, but for the commander, the training is over when he finishes formulating a strategy for a war, and there is only one chance.

Osamu Dazai stopped suddenly, "Eh? Have you left yet?"

"Um......"

He suddenly let go of his hand, and the jacket fell back to its original position, and he came over, "Why, do you want to wash it with me?"

One, together?

In fact, this is a rare opportunity.

But when Kyono Yan uncontrollably thought about what might happen in the future, the heat spread from his cheeks all the way to his ears.

"...No, no need."

The child stood at the door, staring at Dazai Osamu with watery eyes. For a moment, in his eyes, this was not a child, but that boy.

If this expression appeared on the boy's face, it would be very, very, very cute.

Dazai sighed regretfully in his heart.

It's a pity that although she was so cute when she was young, she has a face of ice cubes when she grows up.

Dazai paused every word, and deliberately dragged out his voice: "Don't be shy~, if you want it, why don't you say it?"

"As long as you say it, I will definitely satisfy you."

"It's really not necessary, good night!" Jing Yeyan turned his head and ran away.

Jing Yeyan feels his ears are burning, as long as he thinks of himself doing such a thing, his shame makes him want to run uncontrollably. If he escapes, he doesn't have to face it. It's okay to do it later, although escaping is shameful But useful.

[Escaped... If that's the case, I'm a little worried. ]

......

After returning to the room, Kyono Yan lay on the bed.

[If this continues, even if Osamu Dazai becomes your friend, you won't be able to pass the exam. ]

"It will be successful next time."

[Candidates, I am very resistant to people approaching you. ]

Kyono Yan's drowsy brain instantly woke up.

"What do you mean?"

[From Nakahara at that time, you always have to find a reason for what they do.You helped Nakahara because he also helped you; you saved Oda Sakunosuke because you wanted Dazai’s favor; ]

Jingye didn't quite understand, "If it's not like this, what else could it be?"

[Don't answer me with questions, it's too cunning.Or earlier, when you raised the flag of rebellion against the Celestial Dragons, and dug ditches for Inari God, who was cursed by believers because the lack of rain caused the farmland to dry up, what were you thinking when you were doing these things? ]

"To complete the exam?"

[not like this. ]

Jing Yeyan yawned, covered his eyes with the back of his hand, and said casually: "How can you know the thoughts I don't know myself?"

"Okay, it's time to rest now, good night."

[......]

the next morning.

It was Haibara Ai who prepared the breakfast.None of the remaining four men can cook.

But Kyono Yan knew how to make desserts, so he baked some biscuits for Hui Yuan.

Conan doesn't like sweets, and the doctor can't eat sweets, so the rest goes into Dazai's pocket.

"Oh, by the way, Jingye, do you want to go to Didan Elementary School too? Conan and the others are there." The doctor said.

Although his body has become smaller, Kyono Yan doesn't want to experience elementary school life again.

"Need not--"

Conan put one hand on Kyono Yan's shoulder, and as soon as he covered his mouth, Haibara Ai hugged his other arm.

Conan: "Let's go to elementary school, everyone has gone, how can Kyono make a special exception."

Hui Yuan Ai: "I have to go to elementary school, don't be self-willed."

Um?Um?

The expressions of these two people looked terrible.

"No-hmm-"

Osamu Dazai covered his mouth and burst out laughing.

"It's not good for children to skip school."

Kyono words:  …

Then struggle up.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" What right do you have to say about me!