[Zong Wenye] Fallen Angel says you are not worthy of falling in love

"Yuanjie God, you haven't had any believers for a long time, and your strength has reached its limit, right? Did you hear that? The vicious curses of the people you became acquainted with..."

"The gods are devoured, and the sons of men are disasters for the gods. When the gods die, they are about to come."

Shut up, evil god.The will of the Son of Man has nothing to do with God.

My beloved Son of Man, do you really not need me?

No!The Son of Man still exists, and my body will not fall.

Evil God, any suggestions?

"God falls, and I become attached. Fate connects with God, falls into my world, and my power is shared with you."

Cthulhu, clear the case.

"Welcome, my friend, God of Misfortune."

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"Cthulhu, you bastard! Hurry up and die! Give me back the game file I played for three weeks! You bastard!"

"For sure this time! Curse all the dramas you follow until the funds are broken! The characters are all collapsed! The peripherals are discontinued! There is no shipping insurance for the figures, and they are all missing heads! You will never be able to grab your favorite Aoi limited figures! "I frantically kicked the opposite evil god's leg under the table, which kept avoiding him.

"Yuan-chan, let me go! I really didn't mean it! But I am sincere to Aoi-chan, don't curse us! E-Yuan really don't want it!"

Even if the evil god feels guilty because he accidentally emptied my save file, he still can't get rid of his vulgar interests.The animation TV series "Magical Girl Aoi Sauce" directed by Xiaotong will always be his favorite.

"Shut up, you nerd!" Today I will let you taste the power of God's curse! "Oh! Pooh! Pooh!"

I spat two mouthfuls of saliva on my hands, and I was about to spittle on this bastard's face.

The curse of the spittle of the god of fate, enjoy it!Garbage evil god!These two days will definitely make you feel constipated for three hours!

Ah...the evil god doesn't need to lashi.

The evil god suddenly gained the upper hand with the power of complaining, and raised his head from the computer. "You don't even have the right to say that about me!!!"

Accompanied by his loud rant, the slap I had prepared was already slapped head-on, and the two mouthfuls of saliva were not wasted at all, and were all glued to his swollen face.

The huge force of this palm directly caused the evil god to perform a whirlwind top for everyone on the chair.

"What did you say! You bastard!"

My anger was instantly incited by his complaints, and I went up a section, kicking his gaming chair with a loud noise.

"I was wrong...forgive me! Yuanjiang! I am willing to admit my mistake!"

The evil god immediately got up from the ground, and a slithering seat begged me for mercy.

Immediately, I kicked him away again, and then shook it vigorously as if some disgusting garbage had been stained on my feet.

"Tsk..."

I waved my hand at him in disdain, "Cut! Your women's clothing is not cute at all! Only the most precious are the beautiful male humans who are the most reluctant to wear women's clothing after being forced to put on women's clothing for the first time. You perverted evil god knows how to be cute! Go back and lick your Aoi sauce!"

That's right, what I like most is the way humans are forced to do business.

Don't like it but have to do it.Ah what a delicacy...

But recently, the bottom line of human beings is that there is no bottom line. I have gradually given up this hobby and turned to collecting game achievements.

And this damn evil god!It actually destroyed my collection of achievements!It's just too evil!

Sigh, thinking so, is he still a little handsome?

no!It's okay to destroy someone else's collection!My collection is worth another count!

I immediately made a decision to move out! "You stay here by yourself. I can't stand you anymore!"

After putting away my things, I turned my head and stared fiercely at the dead house garbage god, "If my achievements are overwritten by you again, I will have to send you to death myself! That's it, I'm going to move away! Yourself Let's play! I will come back in a few hundred years!"

It is said to be moving, but in fact it is just finding a new residence and continuing to stay at home.Well, it's better to be clean, well connected, and safe!A convenient place for takeout too!

Ah, yes, we all live in the human world.With the appearance of a human, living here is ordinary.But because of the supernatural power, you can cheat, you can eat free rice wherever you go, and spend money on empty houses...

Ah no, it is to accept offerings from believers.

The evil god has his followers, and I naturally have one too.The worse people are, the more I love them.Especially those who control the dark side of the city.

Let me take a look at what my dear believers are doing, and live in by the way to spread the faith to them!

Do more bad things, make more bad luck!I can also help them expand their business if necessary!Such as instigating rebellion, cursing, assassination...

Oh, as expected of an evil god!Really easy to use!Because of the relationship with the evil god, my calamity force also has a lot of small functions, which are more and more convenient!

Let me see if I can do some bad things by the way today to be happy~

Ah, why is there someone hanging from a tree and swinging in front, let me see~

Hey~ What a bad embryo, although not so mature, but it's so cheap, the ghosts and gods below can't do it.First, let me be a believer and work for a few more years, so that I can contribute some faith!

"Hmph, it's easy~simple~" The rope was disconnected with my mind, and the person who was hanging fell to the ground.

Hey, he's up!This human is quite beautiful!Look at his lost and regretful look!Thank you, I have been cute!This weak and cunning look is more suitable for being forced to do business in women's clothing!

Ah...but it seems that there is a high probability that he is a human being with no bottom line, which is boring...then forget it...

I turned around and headed towards the mafia building at the port!wait for me!my new home!Believers, accept the fortune of your gods!Ah ha ha ha ha...

ha?what's the situation?How can this dwarf see me?

Will my divine veil be ineffective against humans?Could it be that he is also a surviving ancient god?Never heard of it...

It's over, he's coming over.Oh hoo, the existence of gods is only discovered when they are all watching.A group of dark mafia immediately surrounded me.

Now the plan to go directly in is cremated directly on the spot?little man!You will pay for it!

"Hey, woman, do you dare to provoke me even though you know this is the territory of Port Mafia? I advise you to turn around quickly. Now I can pretend that it never happened and let you go. There will be no next time!"

Oh hoo!Look, look!This little man is not as tall as me, but his tone is not small.If it weren't for the sake of my believers here, in order to maintain the image!Otherwise, how could I let him be so disrespectful to me?

Well... But I'm sure, this kid is not human.His body is strange, neither human nor god.Now that the Age of Gods has fallen, he can be considered a "half-god".Although it is not worth mentioning, let's reluctantly allow his attitude.

Ah, as expected of me, this stomach is so magnanimous!Of course it wasn't because he didn't have the confidence to beat him!Even if I stand up and let him hit me, he can't kill me!

It's just that this kind of "half-god" Martial God position is very painful to be a god!It is by no means that I admit defeat!I'm a God of Misfortune, but I'm not afraid of him being a demigod!

I straightened out the T-shirt around the paper man, stepped on the clogs on my feet, and began to hesitate whether to live in this building.

But I'm really greedy for this tall, cool and handsome building. There must be an elevator, which is very convenient!Excellent security!The Internet must also be the fastest!My ideal place to live!

If you hesitate, you will lose!rushed!I am a dignified fallen angel, still afraid that he will be a mere demigod?Isn't it easy to be seen, can I still hinder him when I play games?

Thinking of this, I became confident again.The tone is naturally a little proud. "Hey, you, I want to live in this building. Are there any procedures?"

"Huh?" The little dwarf uttered a doubt, and looked me up and down carefully. "You, seriously?"

how?Engage in discrimination?It's as if no one has lost his temper.I immediately raised my chin, "Why, you don't welcome me?"

"If you want to join Port Mafia, then I can take you to register later. But I advise you to think clearly, Port Mafia is not a place where you can come and go whenever you want. That's it..." The little dwarf looked The position is quite high, but none of these people refuted him.He turned around and appointed a subordinate who looked honest.

"Tian Bian, take her there."

"Yes, Central Plains cadre."

Whoa, officer!Now that such a young child can be a cadre, it seems that the port mafia is really short of people.

It doesn't matter, I, a god, will take responsibility and help you well~

Let me take a look... What is this all about!Do I need to fill in so many documents to join port mafia?

I switched my eagle eyes to check, um, confirmed, the little man from the Central Plains is not there.Just skip the document here, please ask the little brother Tanabe present to arrange my accommodation~

There are as many methods as there are fallen angels!

I didn't hesitate to use my words to confuse Tanabe's memory, "Sa, let's go and see the residence, Tanabe-kun. This building is so big, there must be a room for me inside, right?"

I smiled and put a hand on Tanabe's shoulder, "Let's go, let's go, I want to start playing the game early! It will take time to clear the game again."

Tanabe took me along and began to introduce honestly, "Ah, of course, those of us who are permanent residents naturally have dormitories, but most of them will not choose to live in the headquarters. Shared room. It might be inconvenient if you want a separate room for games like Yuan-sama. There is only a rest room for executives, see?"

In this way, of course, cadre-level rooms are better. In rooms with many people, I need to perform spells to change the memory. If there are too many people, it will be easy to be exposed.

Thinking of this, I turned my head and looked at Tanabe, and modified the settings. "What are you talking about? Am I not a cadre?" His arms dropped from his shoulders, "Tanabe, you offended me. Quickly arrange a separate lounge for me."

"Yes! Master Yuan!"

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Oh, the room of the cadre is really nice.

I stood at the door and whistled, walked into the room, turned around and hooked my fingers to Tanabe-kun outside the door, and whispered in my ear.

"Please forget everything about me after you leave."

Step back and wave goodbye to today's pious believers. "Well, that's it, thank you for your hard work today."

God of Misfortune, today's moving task has been accomplished!Lingling is really useful!