[Zong Wenye] Fallen Angel says you are not worthy of falling in love

It is "06:20" in the morning of the rice flower market.Yawning endlessly, I walked down the street carrying a paper bag.Don't ask me if I regret it later, in short, I regret it very much.

Has anyone ever seen a dead house get up at "05:30" in the morning just to go out and buy breakfast?Yes, just stupid me.Even if Dazai-kun is still asleep when I arrive today, I will mercilessly dig him out of bed and finish the breakfast I bought first!Then take medicine!

Useless subordinates, they couldn't stop him from taking medicine last night!How much are you afraid of Dazai-kun? !Can't you do this little thing well?

Now I'm walking the streets foraging for food in my inescapable layered cake dress, under the tall shadows of my minions.

Speaking of this brand new cake dress, the time has to go back to last night after leaving the hospital.That damned Dazai-kun can make his subordinates go around in the hospital.

I just went back to the hotel yesterday and opened the door, and I saw this berry red multi-layered lace simplified version of the court-style cake dress displayed on the model shelf.Together with matching headbands, neck flowers, gloves, handbags, socks, small leather shoes...all of them are available.

Attached is a note from a subordinate, the content is as follows: "I'm sorry, Yuan-chan. This morning, I stained your clothes again. This is a trivial apology. Please accept it. By the way~ I will also look forward to the meeting tomorrow. "

Do you feel familiar?Why should Xueyin meddle in the expectation of me and Xueyin?The apology is false, but the warning is true.When he bit me yesterday morning, he didn't mean to apologize at all, did he? !Day by day, I just think about something and nothing!Do I look like a [-]-year-old boy?He is forcing me to be a boy, isn't he? ? ?

Dazai-kun must have fallen ill in the hospital!Yesterday he also said that I wanted Yukine's behavior to be too "Mori Ogai", but I think his skillful behavior of buying small foreign skirts is becoming more and more "Mori Ogai"!

"Did you see any delicious breakfast?" I asked the subordinates behind me.They are so tall, they must be of some use.

Subordinate A: "Well, there are kaiseki bento over there!"

"Idiot! How do patients eat kaiseki bento?! Besides, can kaiseki bento be breakfast? Reject! Next!"

Subordinate B: "Yes! There is a particularly delicious smell of grilled fish over there!"

"Go check it out, don't want the ones that are too greasy! Next one!"

Subordinate C: "The egg custard made by the chef of the seafood shop last time should also be an option."

"Very good! Go and do it! Bring it within half an hour! By the way, buy a fruit basket. Have you got the bandages? Ah, the hospital should have them. Alright, let's go."

Wait, how do they know about the egg custard at the seafood shop? ... Forget it, I don't want to know!I'd better eat a lollipop to suppress my shock...

This cake skirt has several small pockets, and I put a few lollipops inside, which is quite convenient~ The small leather shoes are flat, much easier than yesterday’s high heels!Be happy!

"Ah, what? The fresh shrimp porridge over there? Looks good, I bought it. Boss, ten times the price, I want the freshest shrimp. Understand?" I hooked my fingers behind me, and all my subordinates took a step forward. .Well, my subordinates are very sensible, and my ostentation is in place.The boss rubbed his hands and nodded tremblingly.

"Ah, I almost forgot to say, I need to pack it." I pulled out the lollipop and pointed at him, narrowed my eyes and raised my chin, "If it doesn't taste good, I'll kill you."

It's so fierce.As expected of me, my learning ability is top-notch!ah?Who did you learn from?Do you even need to ask?Isn't that how it's done in movies?It's the first time to be a mafia, so exciting!

"That...Master Yuan..." The subordinates came up and whispered softly, I couldn't stand it and swung him away.Although the contact with Dazai-kun has been very sticky recently, it doesn't mean that his subordinates can be so sticky too!Go away, I don't like being so clingy!I was so annoyed that I let out a suppressed grunt from the bottom of my throat, "Ah? What's the matter? Don't get so close to me next time! I'm very upset!"

The subordinate went back a little, "Well, this is not our territory for the time being, we should restrain ourselves a little bit..."

"Tsk, I see." I withdrew the lollipop and stuffed it back into my mouth.Mistake!But be calm and don't lose your momentum! "Leave one person waiting here. What is Dazai-kun doing? Make a phone call and ask your subordinates over there!" I lifted my feet and left this awkward place.It's better to go to the hospital and forget it, and you can't throw it out if you are ashamed.

I turned on my phone and checked the time. "06:45" Well, I can go to the hospital now.Now that the time has passed, there should be just a little more time left.Thinking of this, I got in the car and went to Sago Hospital.

"What are you talking about?! Dazai-kun is committing suicide again?" I suffocated while grabbing the mobile phone handed over by my subordinate.Dazai-kun has started again, and his subordinates are trying to dissuade them.I can even hear Dazai-kun's voice in the background of the phone, 'Let me go!Don't get in my way! ...'

I was speechless for a moment, and told the subordinate on the other side of the phone, "As long as you can't die, let him do whatever you want. Anyway, before I arrive, you all work hard." After I cut off the wailing "Master Yuan—" from the other side, I was so calm Licking the lollipop. "You heard me, drive faster."

The subordinate turned around and apologized to me, and there were urging sounds of honking horns everywhere in the driveway outside. "I'm sorry, Master Yuan. There are too many cars in the rush hour, so we can't go fast."

I looked down at the time on my phone, "06:55".There were already a few red lights on the road just now, so the time was a little late.If you continue to take the car, you will arrive at the door of the ward at about 7 o'clock.

"Bring me breakfast and bandages, I'll go first." I picked up my breakfast, lifted my skirt and got out of the car to feel the touch under my feet.Well, these little leather shoes are really right.If I were still wearing yesterday's high heels, I would not like to do this.

I walked to the side alley and started to act after confirming that no one was there.That's right, I'm going to take the shortcut above.Borrowing a path from the roof is a fast track to mafia's common sense. If you don't believe me, just ask Mr. Zhongyuan.

I straightened my skirt and walked into the hospital, just at "07:00".Before I opened the door of the ward, I heard the noise in the ward.If I hadn't come in time, the group of head nurses who came aggressively outside the door might break in and teach them a profound lesson.I hurriedly confessed to the nurses, and said that they would be sanctioned soon, and persuaded the nurses to stay out of the door.

I quickly dodged into the ward, put down my breakfast, and kicked at the figure in the middle of the crowd who was swaying wildly while clutching the quilt. "Shut up! Dazai-kun. The rest of you stand back and keep quiet! Remember to apologize to the nurses outside the door!" I stomped hard on Dazai-kun who was trying to struggle again.

When everyone retreated, I looked down at the motionless guy under the white sheet, let go of my feet and jumped off the bed, and my clear and deep shoe prints were indeed left on the white sheet.Dazai-kun also slowly slipped out from under the sheet.

"Dazai-kun, go back to bed and sit down." I went back to the door and took the breakfast I brought to the bedside cabinet. "Have breakfast and medicine before playing."

"Yuan-chan, do you like the clothes? They fit well~" Dazai-kun's brisk question made me think he was a bit strange, but I still answered him viciously, "Ah, of course, I really, really like it! The leather shoes are flat. It's really great, otherwise today I wouldn't be able to catch up with Dazai-kun's wonderful performance."

I opened the small bowl, stirred the rice porridge and gently blew away the hot smoke, "Drink fresh shrimp porridge today, be careful... why are you still sitting on the ground? Do you want me to help you up yourself?" feet, and made a gray shoe print on Dazai-kun's hospital gown pants. "Get up!"

"Yeah~" Dazai-kun made a strange sound and fell down.I looked at my feet, then at the prints of his shoes. "Hey, don't pretend to be dead. I can't control this little strength, so give me a little bit of professionalism in Pengci."

"Ah, ah...it hurts so much~ I can't get up. It's too much~ Yuan-chan still used violence against me when I was sick!" Dazai-kun's voice became more and more false, and it has become a blatant slander, even a face The expression on his face was so vicious that it could be called a deliberate threat.

"Hey, hey, hey... really." I put down the porridge in my hand, and the porridge still needs to cool down a bit before Dazai-kun can eat it. "Are you going to start tormenting me early in the morning?!" I could only give Dazai-kun a soft look, bent down and squatted down to pick him up on the ground, and hugged him again in the princess hug posture that was disliked yesterday Go back to bed and sit up.

The hand that touched him was already freezing cold, I immediately pulled up the quilt and covered his lower body, and the coat I brought just happened to be put back on him at this time.

After placing Dazai-kun properly, I nodded in satisfaction, and stuffed the fresh shrimp porridge into his hand.Fortunately, he bought porridge, otherwise his hands and feet would be cold, and he wouldn't be able to cover him with a quilt!

What kind of old mother mentality am I!No, no, it's not my fault, it's because Dazai-kun is too careless!Next time I am sent out, I must not go on missions with Dazai-kun!

Mr. Dazai is holding the porridge obediently and obediently at the moment, carefully scooping it up to cool it, and slowly sending it to his mouth.Ahhhhh... how good of him to be willing to eat.As long as you don't torment me, anything is fine.

Over the past few days on assignments, I really miss the days of playing games at home with the evil god day and night.

Ah... let's talk!My game... Dazai-kun has taken up my schedule for the past few days, and my paper figurine has been neglected for a long time!ah!how so!

I was so distraught that I sat in the accompanying chair beside me, took out my mobile phone and logged in to the game, doing my daily work on both phones.

"Yuanjiang, is this the only one? Don't you have the chef's steamed eggs?" Dazai-kun is really looking for things for me all the time.With one hand free, I took out the steamed egg from the thermal bag on the table and handed it to him.

I didn't remember until I picked up the phone and continued to operate.How did he know that I bought the steamed eggs made by the chef and brought them to him?I took a sneak peek at him for a moment from my phone, Dazai-kun turned his gaze, and smiled at me with a spoon in his mouth...

Okay, he's more skilled at perfunctory me.

The author has something to say: [Subordinate Theater]

"Have you become a tool man today? If you do too, then we are good brothers!"

"Have you eaten cadre-level dog food today? You have also eaten. We are lifelong buddies!"

"Have you been used as a facilitator for cadres' love affairs today? Was your mouth blistered by the hot dog food at the scene? If so, then we will always be good brothers, and we will be mafia together in the next life Hardcore brother!"

"Brother, what's wrong with you! Didn't you follow Master Yuan!"

"Don't talk about it. You go to bed late and wake up late. You got up at 6 o'clock this morning and went out. You walked around the street for an hour just to let us, the elders, accompany her to buy breakfast for Dazai-sama! I thought I would follow Yuan-sama I can sleep late! I made a mistake! I knew it would be better to stay with Dazai-sama in the hospital!"

"And ah! Don't look at Master Yuan, who is like a little bird cuddling by the side of Dazai-sama, but actually acting alone is a complete mafia! Even if you buy fresh shrimp porridge, you have to threaten the boss, 'If it doesn't taste good, kill it You!'. How disillusioned!"

"Shut up! What do you know! Dazai-sama looks easy to get along these days, but it's actually because Yuan-sama is by your side! After we went back last night, the ward was pitch black, and we thought Dazai-sama was asleep. What happened? No It didn't take long before Master Dazai took him into the room and reported Master Yuan's actions and reactions."

"That's right! Didn't I be ordered by Master Yuan to go back to the hospital to check Master Dazai's room? I only went there once, and I don't want to check it again! Master Dazai is up and watching the surveillance in the hotel room! For this reason, I still Being stared at by Dazai-sama, I still feel horrible when I think about it! Fortunately, Yuan-sama didn’t know, otherwise Yuan-sama would not be able to sleep!"

"Ah! You actually lied to Mr. Yuan!"

"Otherwise! Did you choose to disobey Dazai-sama's order?! Try it?! May Yuan-sama be well, Amen."

"This morning was called chaos. "06:30" there was a strange sound in the ward. Dazai-sama insisted on trying to commit suicide by suffocating himself with sheets. To stop Dazai-sama, we fucked up five brothers.Fortunately, Master Yuan called after 15 minutes. After that, Master Dazai was much more honest.If you ask me, if two grown-ups become like this when they are separated, I would rather they stick together forever. "