Ya Lie Ya Lie, too bad.Why does the god not wake up on time and talk about a "girls' meeting" will lead to the destruction of Yokohama, and even cause a major shock that shakes the world economy, causing my favorite coffee jelly to stop production and close down!This is simply a devastating disaster comparable to a meteorite hitting the earth!This must be the most useful prophetic dream ever!Thanks for my superpowers!

"Teleport"!

Ah, it's finally here.Then, there is still a little time before the Spring Festival at Mihua Shrine will start.How can I wake up Inari God, who is sleeping like a dead pig, and take the initiative to contact the God of Misfortune, who has the strongest fate in history, to hold a friendly 'girls' meeting', so as to save my favorite coffee jelly? ?

Ah, what happened to the picture just now? ...

Why, as a God of Misfortune, you don’t want to come to the Spring Festival because you can’t buy Sakura Shuixingen Cake?

No, if this continues, the demon named Osamu Dazai will tie you up and take you back to the hotel, causing a series of misunderstandings among adults, and then Yato will take you away, Yokohama will be wiped out, and then the world economy will be shaken The big shock will eventually cause my favorite coffee jelly to close down and stop production! ! !

It's really terrible... Although such a detailed prediction helped a lot, this man named Dazai Osamu is too smart, so I have to be more careful in my actions.

First of all, go back in time and make sure the Sakura Water Shingen Cake.

Huh——Finally let these two troublesome guys buy it.very good!Just keep it up!God of Misfortune, please don't make any more problems in the future!

Next, as long as those two come to the Kasuga Festival tomorrow, I can save my coffee jelly by awakening God Inari!

It's rare to come here, why don't I visit the spring festival too.

Oh hoo!What a great festival!There is no Rantang, no Zhaoqiao, and no other accidents!It would be even better if they sell coffee jelly here.

Ah, this looks like a nice decoration, do you want to buy it?Looks cheap.

Please, when others are enjoying the festival...why do the foretellings come so frequently?God, what have you done?

Sorry, I misunderstood you, God of Misfortune.It's a game bug caused by Osamu Dazai.

well!This unknown blond boy, try harder!After all, he is a professional sophomore!Don't you want to lose face with two goals as big as Osamu Dazai and God of Misfortune?

Osamu Dazai lost interest after he dumped you, and he didn't even go to the Kasuga Festival, so he found an excuse to trick the gods into picking a clear river together in an attempt to carry out his plan to commit suicide by jumping into the river.God of Eyuan, you also work hard!Does it matter to you whether a woman is open or not? !

Yay, looks like I have to help this blond boy...

"Hi, miss. Excuse me. Did you see a man and a woman? The man is tall, with short black hair and a blue and white bathrobe. The woman has black hair and red eyes, and is wearing a white camellia bathrobe."

It's finally here!Blonde boy!too slow!

"Over there. They are going over there." That's right, in order to prevent accidental discovery by Dazai Osamu, my current identity is Sai Munanzi.It's nothing, it's just changing the sex of the body and becoming JK①.

The blond boy quickly chased after him after thanking him.

"You're welcome." As long as you can quickly catch up with them, that's the best way to thank me!

Yoshi!Well done to the blond boy, things are back on track!

ah!There is actually a dessert shop selling giant coffee jelly here!This must be a trip to the store!

Ah, sure enough!This mellow fragrance is the best prize to heal my tiredness all day long!The factory must not be allowed to close down!Sure enough, no matter how much you eat, the coffee jelly is still delicious!

Hey, hey... No matter what, if I want to interfere in this kind of thing, it's too much expectation for me, right?My apologies to the coffee jelly factory that was forced to close because of this!

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it seems like can only be dispatched.Let's eat coffee jelly next time.

This time it turned out that the mountain road in front of the mountain was too crowded and boring, and a few excessive little ghosts specially picked up the man and woman who were holding hands and rushed to separate the two.No matter when you play this game, you will be beaten.Especially in this kind of festival with a lot of people, I also met a black-hearted guy like Osamu Dazai.

Dazai Osamu and Eyuanshen who were forced to separate, one was entangled by five or six little ghosts, and the other recovered his divine power and directly rubbed the soles of his feet with oil.

Things went downhill in an instant into a 90-degree landslide!Not to mention that the little devil and their parents were all made into tears by Osamu Dazai, and I am extremely sorry.

This kind of trivial matter is nothing compared to the second half of the future plot that has just been predicted now!

By the time Osamu Dazai found the God of Misfortune again with the locator, the conversation between this useless god and God Inari had reached the point where it could not be concealed from Osamu Dazai.Things even turned magical after Osamu Dazai picked up what Inari had left behind in the chaos.Osamu Dazai directly bug evolved and became a super invincible bigbug!

As a result of this prediction, not only the coffee jelly factory, but even the world will be reset in a certain sense. Hey!No, they must be stopped, especially Osamu Dazai!

Hey, kid!Don't play this kind of boring game here, I have notified your parents, stay here and don't run around.

Today also accidentally saved the world. ...wait, why is there no change?

Strange, I have obviously prevented the beginning of the event, but the predicted result has not changed.What went wrong?

God of Misfortune!You idiot!Why was it that God Inari just said a few words and fished him away with money? !

Osamu Dazai!Are you still a man? !Threat her directly!Let her go like this?After letting her go, you found that evil upgrade item from the Inari Shrine, evolved again, and reset the world!

After trying again and again...

No. 15 times, damn it, no...every time they separate, an accident happens!

Why is the coffee jelly factory treated so badly in every one of your timelines? !

Ah, it can't be done... These two people are too difficult to take care of!I really want to go back and eat coffee jelly.

No, try harder.Could it be that after going back to live a life without coffee jelly?For the coffee jelly!To be more, more, more oily!

Since there will be problems every time they separate no matter how they are separated, it is better to try to prevent their separation this time.

It worked!It worked!

The Spring Festival passed without incident!Great to finally go home and get a good night's sleep.Go home and live an ordinary life where you can grab a coffee jelly from the refrigerator and savor every day when you wake up.

Ah, it's worth my hard work for so long, it's all worth it!

Great, a new day has arrived!

Well, after so many timeline adjustments yesterday, I feel like eating a coffee jelly now!

Coffee Jelly!Coffee Jelly!Ah~ what a delicious taste!In order to taste this taste every day, I am willing to do anything...

! ! !I am willing to do whatever I say, not with you guys!

Misfortune, really Misfortune...

Although it shouldn't be, I actually felt a faint headache.Calm down, this is just an illusion, it's just that I haven't woken up yet, it's not a prediction!Now go back to bed, wake up again, and behold!everything will be fine...

What a ghost! ! !

Can you stay together honestly and don't run around!It will be very troublesome!I!And a coffee jelly factory!

Ah, no, I accidentally got excited and looked too far away, and I could clearly see the skeletons of stray dogs walking on the streets of the next city.

Sure enough, the two should hurry back to Yokohama.

Then after eating the coffee jelly, go save the coffee jelly factory, and save the world by the way.

Oops, not so good.

Allow me to explain from the beginning, today's timeline is like this.

After the two of them went to the seafood restaurant for dinner, Osamu Dazai was sent to the hospital in an accident.E Yuanshen met Yedoushen at the entrance of the hospital, and the two gods exchanged glances, nothing special happened.But Osamu Dazai found out from this detail that the two knew each other, and during the medical treatment, he deliberately gave Eyuanshen time to leave to meet Yatoshen.

Due to the need to conceal the identity of the god, the two of them chatted for less than ten sentences after the God of Eyuan came back.Ye Fighting God, who was not on the scene, suddenly won the status of the most popular wild man nowadays.

The scene of the car accident in language arts caused a series of misunderstandings.In a wonderful misunderstanding where you can go or not, you should go or I should go, and you have to go if you don't want to go, the two never solved the problem.

The ignorant and fearless Ye Fighting God appeared on the second day, and the act of directly taking away the God of Eyuan produced a chemical reaction in an instant.After the two parties separated, Osamu Dazai naturally used the old-fashioned investigation and evidence collection, sneaked into the shrine to steal items, and the bug evolved...

Evolve your size! ! !How can you always find the evolution channel!Let go of that belonging to the shrine!It doesn't belong to you!Don't evolve casually!

Yay, what should I do next?Don't have any tips?Since the misunderstanding is about Yato, let Yato explain it?

The first time I tried, let Yato meet him at the hotel... What are the two of them doing!It's fine to leave the room at noon, but still express love to each other in the lobby?Is this reasonable?The mafia present couldn't stand it anymore, so pay attention to your image as cadres!Ye Fighting God, don't run away!Why are you shy!Hello!

First attempt failed...

The second, third, or fourth time, no matter whether it was to ask Yatoshen to deliver meals early in the morning, or to find a way to let Yatoshen rush directly into Dazai Osamu's dark room, or directly at the hotel entrance. Blocking people, all failed...

Why is Osamu Dazai so difficult?

Finally, No. 12 times, after the three of them met by chance in front of the seafood shop, they succeeded!

it is finally over……

For my coffee jelly!You two go back to Yokohama and don't come out again!

①JK (referring to: female high school students)

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