[Zong Wenye] Fallen Angel says you are not worthy of falling in love

The tavern's sign flickered on the wall with erratic currents.

I dawdled on the soles of my feet, and for the sake of Oda-kun and I's career future, I still chose to push open this small dark door.

The small door made a "creaking" sound, revealing a bit of the old age.The bar counter of the bar was facing the small door. Before I went down the stairs, I saw the bandaged bastard. He turned around with a glass of wine, and seemed to open his mouth to complain to me, but saw me swallow the words back.

"Yo, idiot Dazai-kun, are you drinking here alone?" I raised my hand and waved to him, and the bracelet made a little jingling sound.With the resentment of being a donkey again, I immediately sent this idiot to him quickly.

"Ah! Idiot Yuan-chan, are you coming to the bar alone?" Dazai-kun also kindly sent me back the rest of the word idiot.

We had a friendly exchange when we first met, no doubt we have made a good start.

I didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so I went straight to the topic as soon as I sat down. "Oda Sakunosuke, your friend?"

Dazai-kun's eyes were in a trance for a moment, and the teasing mood soon cooled down like the wine in his cup. "Why do you say that?"

He didn't say any more rebuttals like high or low status, and he didn't even mislead.The attitude under this question is almost acquiescence.Hmm... that's a good sign, so I don't have to think about whether I should just say it.

"Xingsuke's kids said it." I sold the kids directly, proving my innocence.Turning to the bartender to order. "Bring me a glass of wine, the most expensive one. After all, Mr. Dazai will pay the bill today." The more I said, the more confident I felt, and I couldn't help raising the corners of my mouth.

"Maybe Dazai-kun doesn't know... No, you probably don't know anything. Oda-kun answered the phone today, and it's the boss's direct order." I waited with great interest for this most expensive glass of wine, and I'll kill him this glass ,I am very happy!

"Mr. Mori? If it's just like this? It's not enough to interest me." Dazai-kun turned the wine glass, lacking interest.

"No, I haven't finished yet. Yes, let me think about it... Where do I start? By the way, I'm angry! I told you before, it's like horoscope divination." I sat on the high Swaying his feet on the high chair, he took a sip of the expensive drink that was served.but……

Why does this glass of wine look so similar to the one Dazai-kun drank?

"This time I saw something unusual. I believe that this information must be worth more than this glass of wine. Do you want to know what it is?" I raised my eyebrows, pinching the wine glass and raising my little finger almost smugly, Shaking up and down at Dazai-kun, pointing and provoking him.

Dazai-kun glanced at my movements, smiled and raised his head to look at me, unexpectedly calmed down, "Isn't it Yuanchan who wants to tell me?"

His performance was not as exciting as I thought, and this sense of gap made me feel a little bored for a moment.I withdrew my finger resentfully, took a sip from the cup, "Well, that's right. I wanted to tell you, but you can also guess~" Carefully peeking at Dazai-kun's reaction, he still smiled, The corner of his mouth curved towards me, deepening his smile.

Facing his invincible 100% understanding smile, I touched my nose and put down my glass in embarrassment, "Well, it seems that you don't want to guess..."

After holding back for a while, I still didn't get Dazai-kun's support, so I could only continue by myself. "Be careful recently, Oda-kun is not compatible with this mission. This mission arranged by Mori Boss is likely to cost Oda-kun his life. And those children, their luck is also very bad recently."

"Really? Is this also one of your abilities?" Dazai-kun asked in a light tone, flicking the ice puck in the wine glass back and forth with his fingers.

"A little bit, a little bit related to death..." Although I wanted to be perfunctory, but in order to prevent Mr. Dazai from taking the same perverted behavior as last time to delve into my ability, I chose to blew myself up on the spot.

"For example..." I bent my eyes, and tapped my cheek with a finger that was chilled by the ice-cold wine glass, "I can tell right now that Dazai-kun said that he can't die in the near future~ Suicide is useless~ ..."

Even if I blew myself up, as long as I could disgust him by the way, I would be happy to charge this interest~ hehe~

"Hiss!" Dazai-kun really trembled all over, rubbing his arms and upper body and leaning back, "Hey—don't! Don't tell me such an unlucky thing! Yuan-chan is too much!"

His uncomfortable appearance pleased me, so I decided to remind him of this news that is not news. "By the way, Dazai-kun, besides Oda-kun, do you have any other friends that I don't know?" Seeing his weird eyes, I immediately continued, "Ah, I didn't want to find out what you mean...just this time It is your friends who are in danger."

Dazai-kun was silent for a moment, then nodded to me, "I see."

It seemed that he was at least listening a little bit.It would obviously be unrealistic for me to rely entirely on Dazai-kun without taking any action myself.If I want to keep Oda-kun, it's too incomplete to make one-handed preparations.

"Yuan-chan's ability is really convenient, if it's really what you said this time..." Dazai-kun held the following words in his mouth for a while, and finally swallowed them. "After that, I have to thank Yuan-chan."

"Of course! You can thank me now! In this matter, I will not joke about the lives of Oda-kun and his children. Don't Dazai-kun believe me?" I asked calmly , but I also understand very well in my heart.The ability I have described sounds like something that seems to exist but does not exist.Believe it or not, it's all up to Dazai-kun's decision.As for the relationship of trust between us, I think it is no exaggeration to say that it is like walking on thin ice.

"This matter, er... Yuan-chan, it must be the Oda Tsukuru I met today." Dazai-kun silently drank the last sip of the wine diluted with ice water, and the fingers holding the wine glass had already been condensed on the glass wall. Wet with drops of water.

What he said looked like a question, but it was a statement.Dazai-kun will know, I am not surprised.But now say this? "Yes, what's the matter?"

He looked at me, his eyes seemed to have something to say, but his lips were only slowly drawn into a line.In the end, nothing was said.

I squinted my eyes, trying to break Dazai-kun's strange state, "Dazai~jun, if you encounter troubles that cannot be solved this time, as long as you are willing to cry and beg me for help, no matter what the request is, I think I can consider it." ~"

Just saying this, I already felt that such a scene was too wonderful, and my tone quickly mixed with a lot of joyful ingredients.

"That's right!" I clapped my hands and tried to persecute Dazai-kun, "Although it is unbelievable, but if Dazai-kun has many friends and is too busy at the moment... why don't you just cry and beg me here~ Maybe I will Now that I am in a good mood, I just nodded and agreed to help you~" Tiptoeing, I held my face and did not hide my joy.Just saying those words in front of him was enough to keep me high for days.

I uttered violent words arrogantly, but at the same time, I watched Dazai-kun's movements closely.Dazai-kun, who had lowered his head not knowing what he was thinking from just now, twitched his finger on the empty wine glass.

Ah~ what a pleasure!There are not many opportunities to be so arrogant in front of Dazai-kun!Say, Dazai-kun, cry now!Even if you can't cry, just beg me directly, I will think about it carefully and provide you with some trivial assistance~

"Yuan-chan is very excited~ If you are so sure, why did you tell me? Didn't you come to inform me because you think I can solve it? You don't even worry about cell phone communication..." Dazai-kun raised his head Erlang legs, contrary to the seemingly passive attitude before, leaned on the bar and looked at me extremely provocatively. "Now I know everything. You are useless, step back~"

???

What's going on, what the hell is he talking about? !Too much!Dazai-kun!

I squeezed the wine glass gloomyly, and the ice cube hit the glass wall, making a crisp sound, "Throw it away when you're done using it? Dazai-kun is really merciless~ But is this really okay? You don't need my assistance?"

"Look! It's obviously Yuan-chan who wanted my help. After being excluded now, I finally learned to lower my tone of begging a little bit~" Dazai-kun half-raised his head, using him to be higher than my line of sight looking down at me. "Why don't you just try harder and beg me with the outfit you're wearing specially~ Maybe I will forget about Yuan-chan's rude attitude before, and I might agree to help you~"

! ! !He's thinking about farting!Why should I ask him?He is the main force in this matter, not bad.But that doesn't mean I need to humbly beg him to cooperate.He is clearly the one who wants to save them the most!

My reluctance and disgust just gushed out like this, and my fist hardened again.But before he could figure out how to scold him, he opened his mouth and continued.

"If Odasaku sees En-chan working so hard for him, he will be very touched." Dazai-kun was not in a hurry, and carefully traced a circle repeatedly on the table with his fingers. "But so far, what Yuanjiang has done... is about zero, at least on the surface, right?"

My heart skipped a beat.He was right.The anger in my heart was suppressed at once, and my fists were hesitantly loosened slightly.

He smiled triumphantly, and scratched out the invisible circle drawn on the table with his fingers. "And, once I start to act, will Enchan still have a chance to perform in front of Odasaku?"

Dazai-kun pushed away the wine glass that was in the way, and changed to a more arrogant posture and sat with his arms open, "Scatter! Yuan-chan, it's your turn~ Try to beg me, it's okay to cry~ Maybe I will For the sake of your being so pitiful, how about agreeing to your joining? After all, I am not a bad person."

He said he wasn't a bad person, but the expression on his face was so evil that it couldn't be washed away...

The author has something to say: [Osamu Dazai's Collapse Theater]

"...In this matter, I will not joke about the lives of Oda-kun and his children...."

"...En-chan, it must be the Odasaku I met today."

Dazai os: Yuan-chan, it’s all exposed... For someone who just met, no matter how good the impression is, they will not be like you... Sure enough, after knowing that Oda Saku is my friend, I deliberately Come and remind me.

It was Yuanjiang who started it first, so it doesn't matter if I want to know more about you?Very justified!

Although I know a lot about abilities, Yuan-chan still has a lot of secrets.Yuan-chan knows so much about me, but I don't know anything about Yuan-chan, that's not okay...

Why don't you take this opportunity and tell me everything.