[Zong Wenye] Fallen Angel says you are not worthy of falling in love

Dazai-kun let go of his hand, and there was another "da da da" sound running on the precious floor.

I suppressed the irritability of directly tearing the curtains, and untied the heavy three-layer European-style curtains layer by layer, and finally liberated from under the curtains.I sighed, looked up and looked around for Dazai-kun who ran away.

"What the hell are you trying to do, Dazai-kun?... What is this! Uh..." I held onto the wall in disgust, and raised my foot to step over the milky white water stains on the ground at the door that looked sticky.The distance between them is not dense, but it is scattered everywhere.Even some inconspicuous slime was splashed on the white wall.

Don't ask how you know it, just get it on your hands!

After shaking my hands over these obstacles, I walked down the stairs. "Dazai-kun? Where are you? In the living room?"

If you can hide, don't let me catch you.Otherwise, I will smear this sticky thing all over your face!

"Here!" Dazai-kun's voice came from the restaurant.

Speaking of which, it is true that Dazai-kun invited me to dinner today, so it is normal to wait for me at the restaurant now.

But the word "ordinary" is not suitable for Dazai-kun at all!

I held the doorknob, took a deep breath, and then slowly opened the door.

'Crack! ', accompanied by this sound, pieces of plastic paper of various colors reflecting broken light floated down from the air.

"Are you scared? Yuan-chan." Dazai-kun waved his hands in front of my eyes.I looked at the small triangular firework tube with ribbons hanging in his hand, and I was a little confused.

It turned out to be such a serious surprise...

"A little bit." Grabbing Dazai-kun's dangling hand, the sticky white mucus immediately achieved the grand goal of person-to-person transmission!

"Jie Jie Jie Jie..." I laughed smugly, "I'll give it back to you!"

"Hey? Yuan-chan, why are your hands so sticky! Let go! I want to wash my hands!" Dazai-kun told me to let go, but he simply dragged me to the sink with his hands.

I frowned in disgust, pinched his waist with my fingers, and kept poking, "Why are you pretending to be stupid! You bastard Dazai-kun! What the hell did you spill on the door of the room! It's even on the wall!"

He grabbed my hand and pressed it into the sink, turned on the faucet and took me to scrub together. "Ah, that, it failed again. I wanted to try a new suicide method with glue made of glutinous rice before Yuan-chan came. But this glue doesn't work at all! Could it be that there is too much water? "

"You committed suicide secretly again without authorization!" I immediately squeezed the palm of his hand that was scrubbing me.

"Ah! It hurts, it hurts!!...Let go! Yuan-chan! It hurts so much!...What arbitrariness, do I need Yuan-chan's consent to commit suicide?" Dazai-kun tried to break my hand away, but he couldn't do it. Instead, he slapped my arm begging for mercy. "Let go! It's going to be broken, it's going to be broken! It's really going to be broken!"

After giving enough lessons, I let him go.Turn off the faucet that was still on, and take a towel beside him to wipe his hands. "Unfortunately, if the contract had been successful at that time, Dazai-kun would have been obedient and not committed suicide."

Dazai-kun covered his hand that was pinched like a chicken claw by me, and squinted at me, "Yuan-chan is still thinking about the contract. I thought Yuan-chan decided to give up after failing at that time."

"Indeed I gave up. After all, it is a contract that can make Dazai-kun obedient once it succeeds. It is normal to be a little bit reluctant. But since it is useless to Dazai-kun, I can only give up." I said frankly My sinister intentions came out.But I don't think Dazai-kun still doesn't know what I think.The amount of information he learned from the evil god must be far more than that.

I sat down at the empty table.The Hongmen banquet hosted by Mr. Dazai didn't even bother to prepare the food.I should have known earlier, what kind of guests can he invite a poor family who always has no money?

"That is to say, Yuanjiang wanted me to be your dog but failed." He was not angry at all, and sat down face to face with me, putting on a friendly posture as if he was having a heart-to-heart talk with me.

"Yuan-chan wants to know why I didn't let you go back these days? It's not just because of the mission." Dazai-kun moved his fingers nimbly, and it didn't look serious enough to break as he said.

I can guarantee that [-]% of his smile is based on the pleasure of entrapping me.Following his words, I thought about what might happen.

"It's been about a week since I left port Mafia to perform my mission. Some people should have forgotten about me."

"No, not part of it. Most of it." According to past experience, the happier Dazai-kun explained, the sadder I will be.Oh, here we come again, this bad feeling.I frowned at him, waiting for him to continue.

He rolled his eyes and smiled at me, maliciously. "The shooting task assigned by Mr. Mori is to make you visible. And I managed to help you disappear. How about it? Don't you want to thank me?"

"It's useless. Sen Boss and the others still remember..." I suddenly realized.

So that's it, you two scumbags, one big and one small, have no integrity!Liar and cheat money!You used me up first, and now you're trying to weaken me and mess with me again and again!

"That's true. But Yuan-chan, won't your strength be a little less? Today, you are not very energetic." Dazai-kun saw through my expression.

I now have good reason to be skeptical.The evil god moved in a hurry, because he was afraid that after I was victimized by Mr. Dazai, he would turn around and kill him, a young boy.Damn it, evil god, you bastard!

"Ah, indeed. So what? You don't think you can win if I become a little weaker?" I may have tried too hard on the relic of the gods.It is only now that I realize that under Dazai-kun's efforts, almost all of the subordinates at Port Mafia have forgotten about me.Probably Mr. Lemon was waiting at the door at that time, and they were also deliberately left to block me.

It's no wonder that my body and spirit haven't fully integrated yet, it's a bit bad... If I focus on fusion, my divine power may leak out, just like humans subconsciously maintain breathing when they sleep.

"Yuanchan, sure enough the source of your strength has a specific range." Dazai-kun went around the dining table and sat down beside me.Reach out to me like alms. "You should need it very much now, right? Maybe Mr. Mori can do it too, but you don't have to look far away."

In fact, my current state is a little worse than Dazai-kun expected.Not just a loss of faith...

I really need Dazai-kun's insurance.

"Aside from other things, I really need Dazai-kun's help right now, thank you." I grabbed his hand without hesitation, frowned, closed my eyes and began to focus on fusion.

"Look. In fact, as long as Yuan-chan is willing to be my dog, this problem can be solved smoothly." Dazai-kun pressed me on my lap and stroked my hair like a pet.I had no choice but to swallow my anger and speed up the fusion speed, quickly get out of this state and then give him a good meal.

"I am very lenient towards my dog. If Yuan-chan is in trouble in the future, just squat in front of me, wag your tail and bark at me twice, and I can reward you at any time. You have worked hard these days. It doesn't matter, now is the reward time..." Mr. Dazai clearly saw through my state, relying on my inability to resist, he put all his strength into disgusting me!

What the hell is he talking about all by himself? !Why do you pretend to be the master?I don't even think about who is usually feeding him!

I was so angry that my fusion stopped for a while, my body was a little out of control, and there was a fishy sweetness in my throat.

"Ahem..." He gritted his teeth and swallowed the mouthful of blood, forcing himself to continue.Damn... I need to concentrate!If you don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant sutras!

Dazai-kun rubbed the corner of my lips with his fingers, wiping away a little blood that spilled out. "Hehe, don't concentrate, Yuan-chan. Forget it, since it's reward time, let you enjoy it."

???

Enjoy the fart, as expected Dazai-kun is hateful!The kind of hate that can't be solved with just a beating!

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With my best efforts, the fusion is over...

Moving my head, I shook Dazai-kun's hand from the top of my head, and was about to move his arm away again.When the guy opened his eyes, he said a word of aggression. "Hey? Yuan-chan won't bark when she wakes up?"

"What the hell, this word. You are completely treating me like a dog!" The action of pulling him away changed to tightening in an instant.

"Yuan-chan is very energetic, don't you need to thank me again? If you are humble enough, I will be happy to accept it." Dazai-kun lowered his upper body and forced me to retreat a little distance away.I simply continued to lie on his lap, staring at him.

"What...you do this kind of boring thing just to hear me say thank you, why don't you just explain it directly next time. Maybe I will be happy to cooperate with your bad taste." The eyes of me and him are in this paragraph They confronted each other within a very short distance, crackling and crashing into strange sparks.

"Dazai-kun, can you please step back? This will prevent you from having a big bump on your forehead that won't go away in three days." I used my index finger to push his forehead that was getting closer and closer.

Dazai-kun pointed at my fingers instead of retreating, red marks appeared on his forehead.I had no choice but to withdraw my fingers a little bit, "But I don't want to back away. Obviously, I have borrowed a knee pillow for so long, and my legs are numb. But Yuanjiang just woke up and wanted to make me have an extra big bag. I don't think it's too much ?"

He has always been able to reverse black and white.I simply used my palm to forcefully push him away, sat up and refused him righteously. "Didn't you, Dazai-kun, take the initiative? Now I am responsible for it. Are you a black-hearted businessman? Buying and selling by force is not good!"

Forced to back away, he shrugged and blinked, making a harmless and innocent little animal expression. "What, you misinterpret other people's kindness like this. I thought that Yuan-chan had nowhere to go, so I stayed here to accompany you."

This Zaizi, who is homeless? ? ?