[Zong Wenye] Fallen Angel says you are not worthy of falling in love

The restaurant attendant noticed the situation and quickly brought cleaning supplies and asked if we needed help.

"Need, need! I need it so much! Woo..."

I want to cry but have no tears when I look at the clothes on my body.

I can only ask the waiter in the hotel to go to the previous foreign clothing store to help me buy a few sets of clothes.

In order to prevent Dazai-kun from being a demon, we have to be prepared!

However, Mr. Dazai is also sober now, and he still refuses to let go of me.

But the way he summoned the waiter didn't look like a weak person who just vomited.

"I want it too. Just spend the money."

When he took out my black card, it was as chic as if it was his own card.

I'm about to snatch it from him.

But he obviously didn't look at me, but his hands seemed to have eyes, and he avoided every snatch I made with precision.

???

In addition to being unqualified in the world, do you have any other supernatural powers that I don't know about?

You bloody wage thief!

When the two of us were still in a stalemate, the waitress, adhering to a strong spirit of service, stopped our nonsense with a polite smile.

She took the black card to buy us a change of clothes, and arranged a hotel room for us to freshen up before leaving.

In addition, there is a promise of 'it's okay to stay overnight, please check out at any time, and no one will disturb'.

What are you thinking?Is it not right to be too service conscious?

Ah, I forgot to mention that this high-end hotel also operates a resort hotel, which is upstairs.There are all kinds of supporting facilities, even if you want to play golf, it is completely OK.

I dragged Dazai-kun, who was pretending to be dead, to the upstairs room.

I really can't stand the smell on my body, and this guy won't let go, so I can only take him with me.

I don't have any clothes to change, but there are disposable underwear and bathrobes in the room, so let's just borrow them.

"Let go! Do you still want to take a bath with me! You pervert Dazai!"

I shook my hand vigorously, and this time Dazai-kun finally fell off my hand.

I hurried into the bathroom to take off my dirty clothes.

Dazai-kun outside also made a series of clanging clangs, not knowing what he was doing.

I took the time to clean myself up and change into my bathrobe.It's a pity that the bathrobe is too big and doesn't fit very well. I can only try to tie it as tight as possible.

As soon as I opened the bathroom, I stopped immediately!

"Osamu Dazai! How dare you throw your dirty clothes at the bathroom door!"

I raised my leg in disgust, and tried my best to step over without touching his clothes.

"You bastard, don't hide in the closet! I know you're in there! Get out!"

I was still hesitating how to straddle my raised leg, when his reluctant voice came from the closet next to me.

"No~ No! I'm trying a new suicide method, don't bother me!"

I almost split my fork because of his words!

Does this little Bi Zaizhi know what he is doing?

Oh, he knows.

But he doesn't know, his death will only make it easier for that 996 workaholic of the ghost!Won't you work for me?You have to cheap that bald ghost!

Immediately, I walked to the closet with my slippers that were not very non-slip, and opened the door with a bang.

The appearance of Dazai-kun hanging in the closet is really interesting, I admired it silently for three seconds before putting him down.

"Dazai-kun, you are so cute."

This time, I am sincerely praising him.

Although he didn't appreciate it at all, and even gave a "cut" in disgust, it didn't prevent me from destroying his good mood of committing suicide again.

Dazai-kun didn't get much dirt on his body because he was wearing a coat, and most of it was from me rubbing on his coat.

But his hair had dirt from my hands, so I chose to drag him out of the closet and throw him in the bathroom for a good wash.

As expected of him, even in the closet Dazai-kun can try his best to hide in the corner to prevent me from grabbing him to clean.

A so-so big Dazai-kun, hiding and huddling up in the closet, just to avoid taking a bath?

Whether you laugh or not, I laughed, thank you.

I rolled up my sleeves and pulled him out of the closet with two hands, trying to stuff him into the bathroom like I was dragging a large bag of garbage.

"Go wash it! Don't trouble me anymore! Don't you really know how stinky you are! Don't force me to use violence!"

But this guy with long hands and long legs stretched his arms and legs like a spider, and got stuck in the bathroom door just like that...

Dazai-kun yelled loudly while pawing at the door and shaking his head.

"Don't! Don't push me! I don't want to go in!"

It's like he's super glued to the door, and I can't push it in.I was afraid that his hands and feet would be broken, and it would be difficult to go back to Sen Ou on business.

How to say?To be honest, did I accidentally break Dazai-kun's hands and feet just to force him to take a bath?

The two of us entangled for a long time at the bathroom door, refusing to give in to each other.

How does this scene seem familiar, didn't it just happen yesterday!Yesterday we were deadlocked until the Central Plains cadres came over...

"Duk, duk, duk..." There was a knock on the door.

"Is the customer here? Your clothes have been bought."

The sweet voice of the waitress came from the door of the guest room.I hastened to tidy up the yukata that was a little messy due to pulling Dazai-kun.

Dazai-kun fell off the door frame because I let go of my hand suddenly, and landed with a bang.He quickly got into the bathroom, left a gap in the door to poke his head, and motioned for me to open the door quickly.

I was choked by his shameless behavior. No matter how you look at it, he was dressed more neatly. Why should I open the door?

The waitress outside the door fell silent when she heard the voice, and she spoke thoughtfully, as if she had made up tens of thousands of words in her head.

"I put the clothes at the door, and the guests can pick them up when it's convenient. I will let the housekeeping come back tomorrow afternoon, and wish the guests a happy life."

Just like that, when I came back to open the door after throwing away Dazai-kun's clothes, there was only a box of replacement clothes that I asked you to buy.

Although this service spirit is very considerate, it is actually unnecessary.

I dragged the box into the room and closed the door, and there was the sound of the bathtub draining from the bathroom.

Well, as long as you are willing to wash it, it really stinks after he vomits.

I have to hurry up and change while he can't come out and mess around.

When I opened the carton, I found that the clothes were different from what I thought?

Except for Dazai-kun's men's suit, the rest should be my clothes.But are these fluffy tutu skirts and gorgeous fishtail skirts all bought wrong?

Do I look like the dress type?I see you all have unrealistic fantasies about me!You are wrong!

But it doesn't work if you don't wear it.Dazai-kun's clothes are too long, which is also cumbersome.I could only pick a less complicated dress from the inside and wear it.

After getting dressed, I sat on the bed and watched the soap opera at eight o'clock.That's right, after being taken out of the port mafia by Mr. Dazai, and being entangled for so long, it's getting dark!Now is the time for prime-time soap operas.

The men and women in the TV series quarreled without knowing why, but when they entered the room, their lips stuck together for no reason.

Being incapable of understanding this kind of plot, I quickly switched channels.

Just when the weather forecast announcer said that tomorrow would be cloudless, I found that apart from the TV, only the hands of the clock were working tirelessly in the room.

I glanced at the time on the clock, tick tock...

The sound of water in the bathroom was finally amplified and noticed.

Why is Dazai-kun still releasing water?The bathtub should have been full!

I jumped out of bed and walked to the bathroom in my slippers.

Before the door was opened, the water vapor inside was so full that you could feel the humidity at the door.

Except for the sound of running water, there was no other sound in the bathroom.

Tried to open the door, but it was locked.

I simply unscrewed the entire door lock and walked into the bathroom.

Sure enough, he sank into the bathtub, committed suicide and was so dedicated to his work that he refused to come out even when he was unconscious.

"Hey... How much more trouble do you want to cause me?"

Saying so, I fished him out of the tub and turned off the faucet that kept running.I wiped him off with a bathrobe to save my clothes from getting wet.

first aid?unnecessary.

If I punch him down, he can wake up.

Believe what God says.

Do not believe?

I'll show you a show.

"Cough cough..."

Won't you just wake up?

"I really have nothing to say to you Dazai-kun, you don't need to soak your seaweed head in the bath. Or do you just want to become seaweed? Your life skills are really impressive. Thank you Thanks, the bathroom is in a mess right now. With so much water, I think it's enough to keep a whale."

I took the towel I'd wiped my hair with before, and wiped his hair again.

"But there is good news. Your hair has been washed. I put the clothes on the bed, and I will change them later. I will ask the waiter to make regular rounds. Don't commit suicide and rest well, you know? If you don't see me tomorrow You, I believe Mori Ogai will torture me."

I saw him come to his senses, reached out to help him from the ground, and continued to wipe the water on the back of his head.

He raised his hand to press the towel, and I stopped my movements to observe him.Well, I shouldn't be sick for the time being, probably.

I simply let go of the towel and stood up to adjust the skirt, picked up the cardboard box with several sets of skirts, and prepared to leave.

"Yuanjiang, next time..."

Why is Dazai-kun's normal voice so nice?It's interesting even if it's not normal.

I heard him speak and stopped walking.

"Huh? What about next time?"

"Don't stop me from committing suicide next time! Slightly!——"

He suddenly changed his face and stuck out his tongue at me and made an unexpectedly cute grimace.Although he doesn't speak human language, I also like his nonsense.

"Hahaha, okay! Then you have to work hard not to be discovered by me. Dazai-kun~"

I was in such a good mood that I hugged the cardboard box and changed my shoes and went out.

When I returned to my cadre lounge, I discovered the biggest bad news of the day!

"Ah!!! I missed the game limited event time!!!"

The author has something to say: [Hotel Restaurant Small Theater]

The waitress opened the note attached to the black card and took it from Dazai, on which was written accurate information on the store address, clothing style, product price, and even measurements...

Miss waiter:? ? ?I suspect that you did it on purpose, even with sufficient evidence.

The young couples now really know how to play.