How to break the author's bad taste

100. Are you kidding me?

"I said...you really don't remember me?" The beautiful boy, that is, Lu Yun solemnly looked at the scruffy man squatting pitifully in a corner far away from him.

The man stubbornly pretended to be pitiful, looked at the beautiful boy, and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Longhe, who was clearly supposed to be a big monster, was lying on the side, looking at the two with a very happy look.

Sure enough, humans are really interesting! 【Pug eyes】

"If you don't know me, you should stay away! Don't stand in front of me, it will make you feel bad!" The beautiful young man looked at the man with a look of disgust, but he couldn't hide the great loss in his eyes.

The man was keenly aware of the opposite emotions reflected by the boy and his appearance, and by accident, he hugged the boy into his arms, rubbed the boy's head vigorously, and said boldly: "Oh! How old is the child! You are still making trouble!" Emotions! Come on, tell uncle me!"

"Uncle, your sister! My hairstyle!" The young man couldn't break free, so he stretched out his paws and scratched the man's body in a random manner. His rude words directly shattered the image of a fairy boy in the man's mind.

"Ah! Are you a cat? Catch people so hard!" The man was defenseless against the boy's white and tender little paws at first, but he was surprised to find out after he felt the pricking pain on the back of his hand. This kitten-like boy really has a pair of cat paws, not very lethal but enough to cause trouble!Just as he was thinking, the boy's paws stretched out towards the face he thought was unparalleled in beauty, and the man screamed and dodged.

"..." Human beings are really interesting.There is no real harm in the fight, so it must be playing.These two must be on good terms!

Longhe looked enviously, it was impossible for Longhe to fight like this, firstly because the number of Longhe was small, and secondly, because of Longhe's huge body, once fighting started, both sides would not die The injury will also cause unbearable damage and invite outsiders to spy on you.

Two people who are defined as friendly——

"What are you talking about!? I am obviously such a man! You are the cat!" The boy directly hugged the man's head with one hand, and lowered his head towards the man's neck.

"What's wrong with cats? Isn't nine lives a good thing? Oh! Don't attack me in the face, okay?" The man shook violently, and the young man hanging on him was unstable. He quickly hugged his head, but failed to make a mouthful. Before the man had time to breathe a sigh of relief, he was keenly aware of the young man's claws coming one after another, and he yelled while hiding.

"What's so precious about that face! Just let me scratch it!" The young man failed to attack with force and immediately started a personal attack, complaining about the man's slovenly appearance without hesitation, "Anyway, no girl would like it Fuck you dirty uncle!"

"Ah hey! You're going too far! Even if there are no girls, don't you still have beautiful boys? Don't you think you just fell into my arms?" The man protested solemnly and didn't hold on for three seconds, before becoming She flirted flirtatiously, and then was caught by the ear by the angry boy.

"Yeah! It hurts! Let go! Ah, that's not right! Speak!" The boy's legs were tightly wrapped around the man's waist, and the man tightly grasped the boy's hand. mouth.

"..." The young man managed to get back [-]%, and proudly gritted his teeth on the man's ear.

"..." The man fell silent for a moment.If I'm really a beast, teasing you like this, I'll kill you on the spot!

"Hey——" The two were silent for their own reasons, Long He, who was watching the show, was unhappy, you said I was having fun watching it, you two stop fighting, isn't this just kidding me!

"...Let's go!" The two turned their heads to look at Longhe together in a tacit understanding, something flashed in their eyes, the man yelled, put his arms around the boy's waist, jumped up a big tree, and went away in two or three gone.

"..." Ah hello!I just want you to continue the trouble, why is Jiang Zi treating me! QAQ Oh, it’s so boring, let’s continue to sleep...

Long He's eyelids drooped heavily, only to hear a "bang", Long He fell down in the nest, and there was a rumbling cry.

The man and the boy passed by the carnivorous flowers while maintaining a strange posture, and left quickly.

There was a "guji guji" sound from the carnivorous flowers, and the group of flowers began to gossip again.

Eh!Isn't that who? !

Big flowers, big flowers!look!

Tsk tsk, look at that guy hugging a beauty!Dahua is hopeless!

Who needs that hope! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Tsk, what a dishonest child.

Little green, little green, your dragon crane is asleep again... Tsk, look at this snoring...

Long, Longhe is also very handsome when he is sleeping (ω)

Look at this baby, she is really going to contribute to interracial love!

But first of all, it is necessary to cultivate the human form first!Otherwise, mating and mating would be a very troublesome problem...

Um!I will work hard! (ω)

Dahua, look at how honest Xiaolu is!Look at you, you are so tsundere! →_→

snort!You deserve to be crushed by black teeth!

Hey!Damn...don't stop me!I'm going to beat him up!

……

Don't stop me!Don't stop me... ah hey!Why don't you stop it!

... No more plans, I'm asleep!

The man and the young man, who were far away from the carnivorous flowers, slowed down. The man jumped down from the tree and glanced at the young man helplessly: "Can you let go? My young master!" My ears are not delicious at all!

"..." The young man stared at the man, then spat out with disgust on his face, "Hmph! Do you think I would like to bite the ear of a stinky man?"

"...Yes, yes, you are the uncle!" The man no longer wanted to bicker with the young man, anyway, he couldn't do anything to him in the end, and he was still at a disadvantage, so it's better to change the subject, "Master, what's your name?"

"...Lu Yun." Lu Yun glanced at him and said, "What about you?"

"If you don't change your name when you're ready, if you don't change your surname when you're sitting, that's true for Lu Feng." Lu Feng played a serious role, but was almost scratched by the paw of the furious young man.

"Still saying you don't know Lu Feng! And pretending to be stupid and saying you don't know me!" Lu Yun thought about what that person once said, forgetting yourself and not forgetting you, felt sour, sad and angry.

Lu Feng grabbed the boy's hand with a wry smile, pushed him against a tree, and said, "I really don't remember ever knowing a boy like you, and my name isn't very special, maybe it's just someone with the same name. , so I don't know who you are looking for. How do you ask me to answer?" Looking down at Lu Yun's clear eyes, he felt a little hot on his face for no reason.

"..." Lu Yun pursed his lips and raised his face to look at the man's uncared-for and vicissitudes of face, but he could still see that this man was once handsome, and so was that man, no matter what, they were all so good-looking, Every time he could catch a glimpse of him from the crowd.How could it not be?But why don't you remember yourself?

"But compared to this, have you noticed the man lying in the back who is dying...?"

The author has something to say: _(:зゝ∠)_, stuck again, almost finished, stuck to death...

Recommend Xinkeng "Forcing Amway, Force You to Follow the Drama", a comprehensive review of human pits, the first world is more serious, it is about human nature, um.It will be more happy in the future, and the first pit will open "Ghoul" because of the resentment after watching it.There will be light-hearted plots such as "Summer of Bubbles" later.Oh, my heart is tired, the obsessive-compulsive disorder forces me to read the original text! QAQ The article I read in junior high school... I am procrastinating and don't want to move...