The efficiency of the former military is quite amazing.
As a full-time housekeeper, Yu Ji probably isn't as good as the artificial intelligence system of this villa, but his rough and detailed personality and a lot of practical experience allow him to accomplish most things that artificial intelligence cannot do.
For example... how to deal with Lu Zhongxiao.
After tidying up his luggage, Bassong wandered the streets on the grounds of "wanting to know about the planet where his father lived". Erlan was originally an aquatic animal, so he rarely lived by the sea, and he didn't want to take it with him in his room.
As a result, both Lu Zhongxiao's right-hand man and his right-hand man disappeared, and only Tire and Mr. Butler, whom he regarded as his enemy, remained in the villa.
"How old am I, and I still have to go to school with those brats?" The black-haired human who was once a captain felt that his status was too low. He put his legs on the coffee table in the living room and peeled off his hands Bite down a mango.
The only good thing about a tropical island is that there is unlimited supply of fruit throughout the year, and the price is quite cheap.If it is sold on Pirate Star, the fresh fruits and vegetables will cost at least ten times as much.
The seedless mangoes bred are quite large, but for creatures with A-level combat effectiveness, this amount of calories can't meet the needs of activities. Lu Zhongxiao licked the corners of his lips and touched the second one, "Brother Yuji, you just Give up, anyway, I won't go to some interstellar university."
Yu Ji was looking into the optical brain for new recipes, and was about to download them and import them into the cooking robot. Hearing this, he sighed: "Now I have nothing to do with you..."
Before Lu Zhongxiao had time to laugh, he heard him continue to say: "But there is still Tyre."
This name makes the mango in hand completely unattractive.
The upturned legs were lifted from the coffee table, and then the other party went around behind the sofa, clamped his slumped shoulders and corrected his sitting posture backwards, the speed was so fast that it was almost impossible to catch it!All that's left is a breeze blowing past my ears...
Without even thinking about it, Lu Zhongxiao threw half of the mango back in his hand, concentrating his burst of power in an instant, an ordinary fruit can smash a hole in the wall!
"It's wrong to waste food. Even on a planet with abundant supplies, conservation should be the main priority." Tire easily caught the raiding thing, and the wall was spared. He bent down and leaned over the sofa, and sent the mango back to him, " This is food, not a weapon... and legs, not on the table."
Lu Zhongxiao did not stretch out his hand with great backbone, and squinted at him: "What if I don't listen?"
"Then just use other means to correct it." Tyre smiled well-trained, "Incorrect sitting posture will cause the spine to twist."
Originally planning to fight to the end, Lu Zhongxiao suddenly remembered his habitual nagging, and in order to quiet his ears for a while, he refrained from further arguing.
"Bastard, it's only a little short..."
His angry voice was barely audible.
As the pinnacle of A-level combat power, there is only a slight gap between the so-called S-level. It seems that you can catch up with a little effort, but you still can't reach it.But it was just such a small gap that caused him to be treated without dignity now...
What a shame!
"Mr. Till, is it okay to have food from the Saga planet for dinner? Is it a special product of the earth?" Finally, when the guests came, Yuji also treated them with a serious attitude in the army, and searched a large number of recipes.
"The food of carbon-based organisms is almost the same, you can decide. But are you preparing dinner so early? It's only four o'clock in the afternoon..." Tire glanced out the sunny window, and turned around to find that Lu Zhongxiao finally didn't put his feet up On the coffee table, he started to cross his legs...
And it was probably for a demonstration, those legs were twisted like twists!
By the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room, the sea breeze blew the curtains, and Yu Ji was busy overhauling the robot again. Even though the temperature was right, sweat broke out on his forehead. Unexpectedly, I will be back tonight, so prepare early."
"It must have been an accident, I don't want to see him at home." Lu Zhongxiao said coldly, every time he tried to stretch his legs, he was ruthlessly suppressed by Tyre, and he could only keep his knees together and his back straight.
Lift it up, press it down, lift it up, press it down...
What is the difference between sitting on a soft sofa like this and a hard salted fish!
Yu Ji thought his rare depressed expression was very interesting, anyway, Lu Zhongxiao never listened to him when he was speaking the truth.When the finger was flying on the LCD screen to debug the program, he suddenly heard a cry of pain.
"Ow—"
Lu Zhongxiao's expression was distorted, and his arrogance was suppressed a lot.
"What's the matter?" Yu Ji put down his work and planned to check it out, but he was afraid that he was doing something wrong - this happened before!
"Actually...it's nothing." Tyre bowed his head apologetically, and withdrew his palm on Lu Zhongxiao's knee, "He doesn't always sit properly. Even I sometimes lose patience."
"My leg! I don't feel it...Tyl, what the hell did you bastard do!" Lu Zhongxiao glared at him viciously.The soreness spreading from the knees caused the lower limbs to almost lose feeling!
Very good, let alone crossing his legs now, he can't even stand up.
Till patted him on the shoulder and gave him an encouraging smile, "The numbness will last about 10 minutes... I've read Erlan's research data on earthlings, and it won't leave permanent damage. Very good, just keep this Sitting posture, 10 minutes, we correct bit by bit."
Go to your uncle to correct it!
As the leader, when did Lu Zhongxiao receive such treatment?When he was a child, Yuji and his eldest brother were very strict with him, but no one would do anything, and he could choose to ignore it logically.
As for Tyre...it is clear that he is a hard and soft rock.
"Is there any more reason! This is the earth, why should it be the turn of aliens to speak!" Lu Zhongxiao felt that it is better to learn to use legal weapons to protect himself in special times.
— Thanks to the law.
The robot is almost repaired and has downloaded the latest intelligent program.Yuji finished his work, poured a glass of water and drank it all in one go, and sat on the single sofa not far away, "Zhongxiao, since you are back, please call your father, Mr. Lu... "
"Stop." Lu Zhongxiao raised his still-movable arm and made a pause gesture, "If you think the house is not chaotic enough, go and call my dad."
Looking left and right, no one in the villa he could talk to was at home. He turned on the 4D TV, switched channels at will, and finally there was a sound that would not make people noisy to dispel the silence in the living room.
Everything on Pirate Star was brought back from the outside. If you want to watch TV and other entertainment activities, you can only secretly set up receivers from other planets, and the channels you receive are definitely not that many.
In addition to local programs, there are also some free and paid alien channels... Watching a group of creatures of various shapes always makes people feel that the universe is amazing.
"Tyl, is there any adult program on Saga Star?" Lu Zhongxiao had a bad attitude, deliberately trying to keep the upright knight from stepping down.
Till looked calm: "There are paid adult programs at midnight, but according to our family regulations, you must be over 50 years old to watch them."
The minor Lu Zhongxiao...was quite disappointed.
The time without robbing is quite long, and Lu Zhongxiao is too lazy to go out to have a look, otherwise correcting the sitting posture will become correcting the walking posture. When he was lamenting that life is boring, the security system at the door issued a welcome reminder that only the owner came back.
Lu Yizheng... actually left work early? !
In fact, according to the previous rules, Lu Yizheng could have his annual vacation as early as half a month ago.Military commanders in non-wartimes have fixed rest periods just like ordinary soldiers. Moreover, they are on duty at the space station for a long time, which puts a lot of physical and mental pressure on them.
It's just that the previous "alloy python robbery incident" was so violent that even the Star Chamber of Commerce did not hesitate to hire mercenaries to fight against it. The Earth's attitude towards this matter is also quite serious, so it postponed the vacation and led the fleet to expand the inspection radius .
After all, it is not enough to send out regular troops to snatch some goods in a small way, but murder and robbery are felonies that cannot be ignored on any planet!
So... At that time, if Lu Zhongxiao could listen to Mingrujian's words, he might still be living a chic life as a captain now...
"Come back early? I hope you won't be called back to duty after only three or five days off this time." Yu Ji looked at the time and walked up to say hello, "Admiral, I'm going to prepare dinner now."
Lu Yizheng nodded lightly, "Yes."
Ordinarily, it was private time now, and he didn't change his uniform, but took off the epaulettes. His military appearance was still serious, and he suddenly thought of something to add: "Tomorrow, I will have a routine medical examination. You can make an appointment for me."
"Yes." Yuki recorded on the optical brain's schedule.
The earth's cutting-edge technology has not been popularized to the point where every family has it, but only basic technology is needed to greatly liberate the labor force.
From sweeping the floor to washing clothes, there are mechanical agents, including cooking robots. As long as the imported recipes are detailed enough, even turning the shovel a few times is fixed.Of course, the taste is similar, nothing special.
Yu Ji took the initiative to go to the kitchen to sort and clean the vegetables with the robot, and the tough and rough man's face did not match the cooking.Lu Yizheng sat down on one side of the long leather sofa, with his military cap neatly put away, not far from his younger brother, when he suddenly noticed something strange.
"Finally, you're more mature. You used to sit in the middle no matter where you were." The tiredness was finally replaced by relief, and Lu Yizheng softened his expression.
Lu Zhongxiao's face was gloomy.
When he first sat down, he also chose the middle one, but Till picked him up and put him beside him without hesitation. If he moved, he would be ruthlessly suppressed!
The culprit with blonde hair was making black tea, served with standard English afternoon tea snacks, and thoughtfully poured a cup for the army commander who came back from get off work, "The work of the Space Force is really hard."
"Don't dare to do it." Lu Yizheng was very polite, but the questions in his heart were still unanswered.
What does the heir of Cabraca do with Zhongxiao?If this cannot be resolved, he will still be unable to calm down and treat him as an ordinary friend as the other party requested.
Looking around, I found that it would be more interesting to teach my younger brother a lesson, so I said, "Contact my father, I have a lot of time this month, and I will be busy at the end of the year, so I'd better go back to my hometown when I have time."
"Oh." Lu Zhongxiao replied indifferently, grabbed Tier's black tea and drank it down before commenting, "You need to add fruit to the tea, otherwise it will be unpalatable if it's paired with something unappetizing."
Mr. Steward also mentioned his family's affairs before, but he interrupted him with more straightforward words.
Tire felt that Lu Zhongxiao unexpectedly resisted his family's emotions, but he didn't understand the reason. He only vaguely felt that it had something to do with the woman in that photo...
Lu Yizheng was determined, and he would not give up his plan just because of a few words, and set a time for himself: "Then leave the day after tomorrow. I will pack up after I get the medical report tomorrow, and we will go back together. Father's health has not been very good since last year. Well, it's always time to say...that's how old people are. But he's always thinking of you."
"That's right, then wish him a long life." Lu Zhongxiao smiled sarcasticly as he raised his teacup like a toast.
The wind in the evening is still gentle, and the smell of the sea is a bit cooler.
There was an eerie silence in the air.
"boom!!!"
The sound of the explosion was earth-shattering, especially in peaceful residential areas!When Yu Ji heard the movement and rushed out of the kitchen, he saw this scene——
The whole living room was in a mess, the glass of the floor-to-ceiling windows was all broken, and the wooden coffee table was even more fragmented. Compared with the consequences of fighting and demolishing the house with creatures with high combat effectiveness, this group of people is still restrained!
The two brothers of the Lu family were separated by Tire, who was persuading the fight. Anyone who wanted to attack would be stopped by the blond youth, so they had to look at each other silently, not to be outdone.
The uniform jacket of the current army commander seemed to have been torn by wild beasts, leaving only ragged cloth strips. The wound on his chest was bleeding, and he stood like a cheetah waiting for an opportunity to attack, sullen and vigilant.
For his obvious displeasure, Lu Zhongxiao was obviously displeased, even if he was punched in the stomach, he would still be smiling.
Raising his left hand to wipe away the small wound cut by metal fragments on his cheek, Lu Zhongxiao put his finger on his lips and licked it, with a bloody smile, "Of course there is also you, you must live longer. Otherwise, when the World, which one of you has the face to meet her!"
As a full-time housekeeper, Yu Ji probably isn't as good as the artificial intelligence system of this villa, but his rough and detailed personality and a lot of practical experience allow him to accomplish most things that artificial intelligence cannot do.
For example... how to deal with Lu Zhongxiao.
After tidying up his luggage, Bassong wandered the streets on the grounds of "wanting to know about the planet where his father lived". Erlan was originally an aquatic animal, so he rarely lived by the sea, and he didn't want to take it with him in his room.
As a result, both Lu Zhongxiao's right-hand man and his right-hand man disappeared, and only Tire and Mr. Butler, whom he regarded as his enemy, remained in the villa.
"How old am I, and I still have to go to school with those brats?" The black-haired human who was once a captain felt that his status was too low. He put his legs on the coffee table in the living room and peeled off his hands Bite down a mango.
The only good thing about a tropical island is that there is unlimited supply of fruit throughout the year, and the price is quite cheap.If it is sold on Pirate Star, the fresh fruits and vegetables will cost at least ten times as much.
The seedless mangoes bred are quite large, but for creatures with A-level combat effectiveness, this amount of calories can't meet the needs of activities. Lu Zhongxiao licked the corners of his lips and touched the second one, "Brother Yuji, you just Give up, anyway, I won't go to some interstellar university."
Yu Ji was looking into the optical brain for new recipes, and was about to download them and import them into the cooking robot. Hearing this, he sighed: "Now I have nothing to do with you..."
Before Lu Zhongxiao had time to laugh, he heard him continue to say: "But there is still Tyre."
This name makes the mango in hand completely unattractive.
The upturned legs were lifted from the coffee table, and then the other party went around behind the sofa, clamped his slumped shoulders and corrected his sitting posture backwards, the speed was so fast that it was almost impossible to catch it!All that's left is a breeze blowing past my ears...
Without even thinking about it, Lu Zhongxiao threw half of the mango back in his hand, concentrating his burst of power in an instant, an ordinary fruit can smash a hole in the wall!
"It's wrong to waste food. Even on a planet with abundant supplies, conservation should be the main priority." Tire easily caught the raiding thing, and the wall was spared. He bent down and leaned over the sofa, and sent the mango back to him, " This is food, not a weapon... and legs, not on the table."
Lu Zhongxiao did not stretch out his hand with great backbone, and squinted at him: "What if I don't listen?"
"Then just use other means to correct it." Tyre smiled well-trained, "Incorrect sitting posture will cause the spine to twist."
Originally planning to fight to the end, Lu Zhongxiao suddenly remembered his habitual nagging, and in order to quiet his ears for a while, he refrained from further arguing.
"Bastard, it's only a little short..."
His angry voice was barely audible.
As the pinnacle of A-level combat power, there is only a slight gap between the so-called S-level. It seems that you can catch up with a little effort, but you still can't reach it.But it was just such a small gap that caused him to be treated without dignity now...
What a shame!
"Mr. Till, is it okay to have food from the Saga planet for dinner? Is it a special product of the earth?" Finally, when the guests came, Yuji also treated them with a serious attitude in the army, and searched a large number of recipes.
"The food of carbon-based organisms is almost the same, you can decide. But are you preparing dinner so early? It's only four o'clock in the afternoon..." Tire glanced out the sunny window, and turned around to find that Lu Zhongxiao finally didn't put his feet up On the coffee table, he started to cross his legs...
And it was probably for a demonstration, those legs were twisted like twists!
By the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room, the sea breeze blew the curtains, and Yu Ji was busy overhauling the robot again. Even though the temperature was right, sweat broke out on his forehead. Unexpectedly, I will be back tonight, so prepare early."
"It must have been an accident, I don't want to see him at home." Lu Zhongxiao said coldly, every time he tried to stretch his legs, he was ruthlessly suppressed by Tyre, and he could only keep his knees together and his back straight.
Lift it up, press it down, lift it up, press it down...
What is the difference between sitting on a soft sofa like this and a hard salted fish!
Yu Ji thought his rare depressed expression was very interesting, anyway, Lu Zhongxiao never listened to him when he was speaking the truth.When the finger was flying on the LCD screen to debug the program, he suddenly heard a cry of pain.
"Ow—"
Lu Zhongxiao's expression was distorted, and his arrogance was suppressed a lot.
"What's the matter?" Yu Ji put down his work and planned to check it out, but he was afraid that he was doing something wrong - this happened before!
"Actually...it's nothing." Tyre bowed his head apologetically, and withdrew his palm on Lu Zhongxiao's knee, "He doesn't always sit properly. Even I sometimes lose patience."
"My leg! I don't feel it...Tyl, what the hell did you bastard do!" Lu Zhongxiao glared at him viciously.The soreness spreading from the knees caused the lower limbs to almost lose feeling!
Very good, let alone crossing his legs now, he can't even stand up.
Till patted him on the shoulder and gave him an encouraging smile, "The numbness will last about 10 minutes... I've read Erlan's research data on earthlings, and it won't leave permanent damage. Very good, just keep this Sitting posture, 10 minutes, we correct bit by bit."
Go to your uncle to correct it!
As the leader, when did Lu Zhongxiao receive such treatment?When he was a child, Yuji and his eldest brother were very strict with him, but no one would do anything, and he could choose to ignore it logically.
As for Tyre...it is clear that he is a hard and soft rock.
"Is there any more reason! This is the earth, why should it be the turn of aliens to speak!" Lu Zhongxiao felt that it is better to learn to use legal weapons to protect himself in special times.
— Thanks to the law.
The robot is almost repaired and has downloaded the latest intelligent program.Yuji finished his work, poured a glass of water and drank it all in one go, and sat on the single sofa not far away, "Zhongxiao, since you are back, please call your father, Mr. Lu... "
"Stop." Lu Zhongxiao raised his still-movable arm and made a pause gesture, "If you think the house is not chaotic enough, go and call my dad."
Looking left and right, no one in the villa he could talk to was at home. He turned on the 4D TV, switched channels at will, and finally there was a sound that would not make people noisy to dispel the silence in the living room.
Everything on Pirate Star was brought back from the outside. If you want to watch TV and other entertainment activities, you can only secretly set up receivers from other planets, and the channels you receive are definitely not that many.
In addition to local programs, there are also some free and paid alien channels... Watching a group of creatures of various shapes always makes people feel that the universe is amazing.
"Tyl, is there any adult program on Saga Star?" Lu Zhongxiao had a bad attitude, deliberately trying to keep the upright knight from stepping down.
Till looked calm: "There are paid adult programs at midnight, but according to our family regulations, you must be over 50 years old to watch them."
The minor Lu Zhongxiao...was quite disappointed.
The time without robbing is quite long, and Lu Zhongxiao is too lazy to go out to have a look, otherwise correcting the sitting posture will become correcting the walking posture. When he was lamenting that life is boring, the security system at the door issued a welcome reminder that only the owner came back.
Lu Yizheng... actually left work early? !
In fact, according to the previous rules, Lu Yizheng could have his annual vacation as early as half a month ago.Military commanders in non-wartimes have fixed rest periods just like ordinary soldiers. Moreover, they are on duty at the space station for a long time, which puts a lot of physical and mental pressure on them.
It's just that the previous "alloy python robbery incident" was so violent that even the Star Chamber of Commerce did not hesitate to hire mercenaries to fight against it. The Earth's attitude towards this matter is also quite serious, so it postponed the vacation and led the fleet to expand the inspection radius .
After all, it is not enough to send out regular troops to snatch some goods in a small way, but murder and robbery are felonies that cannot be ignored on any planet!
So... At that time, if Lu Zhongxiao could listen to Mingrujian's words, he might still be living a chic life as a captain now...
"Come back early? I hope you won't be called back to duty after only three or five days off this time." Yu Ji looked at the time and walked up to say hello, "Admiral, I'm going to prepare dinner now."
Lu Yizheng nodded lightly, "Yes."
Ordinarily, it was private time now, and he didn't change his uniform, but took off the epaulettes. His military appearance was still serious, and he suddenly thought of something to add: "Tomorrow, I will have a routine medical examination. You can make an appointment for me."
"Yes." Yuki recorded on the optical brain's schedule.
The earth's cutting-edge technology has not been popularized to the point where every family has it, but only basic technology is needed to greatly liberate the labor force.
From sweeping the floor to washing clothes, there are mechanical agents, including cooking robots. As long as the imported recipes are detailed enough, even turning the shovel a few times is fixed.Of course, the taste is similar, nothing special.
Yu Ji took the initiative to go to the kitchen to sort and clean the vegetables with the robot, and the tough and rough man's face did not match the cooking.Lu Yizheng sat down on one side of the long leather sofa, with his military cap neatly put away, not far from his younger brother, when he suddenly noticed something strange.
"Finally, you're more mature. You used to sit in the middle no matter where you were." The tiredness was finally replaced by relief, and Lu Yizheng softened his expression.
Lu Zhongxiao's face was gloomy.
When he first sat down, he also chose the middle one, but Till picked him up and put him beside him without hesitation. If he moved, he would be ruthlessly suppressed!
The culprit with blonde hair was making black tea, served with standard English afternoon tea snacks, and thoughtfully poured a cup for the army commander who came back from get off work, "The work of the Space Force is really hard."
"Don't dare to do it." Lu Yizheng was very polite, but the questions in his heart were still unanswered.
What does the heir of Cabraca do with Zhongxiao?If this cannot be resolved, he will still be unable to calm down and treat him as an ordinary friend as the other party requested.
Looking around, I found that it would be more interesting to teach my younger brother a lesson, so I said, "Contact my father, I have a lot of time this month, and I will be busy at the end of the year, so I'd better go back to my hometown when I have time."
"Oh." Lu Zhongxiao replied indifferently, grabbed Tier's black tea and drank it down before commenting, "You need to add fruit to the tea, otherwise it will be unpalatable if it's paired with something unappetizing."
Mr. Steward also mentioned his family's affairs before, but he interrupted him with more straightforward words.
Tire felt that Lu Zhongxiao unexpectedly resisted his family's emotions, but he didn't understand the reason. He only vaguely felt that it had something to do with the woman in that photo...
Lu Yizheng was determined, and he would not give up his plan just because of a few words, and set a time for himself: "Then leave the day after tomorrow. I will pack up after I get the medical report tomorrow, and we will go back together. Father's health has not been very good since last year. Well, it's always time to say...that's how old people are. But he's always thinking of you."
"That's right, then wish him a long life." Lu Zhongxiao smiled sarcasticly as he raised his teacup like a toast.
The wind in the evening is still gentle, and the smell of the sea is a bit cooler.
There was an eerie silence in the air.
"boom!!!"
The sound of the explosion was earth-shattering, especially in peaceful residential areas!When Yu Ji heard the movement and rushed out of the kitchen, he saw this scene——
The whole living room was in a mess, the glass of the floor-to-ceiling windows was all broken, and the wooden coffee table was even more fragmented. Compared with the consequences of fighting and demolishing the house with creatures with high combat effectiveness, this group of people is still restrained!
The two brothers of the Lu family were separated by Tire, who was persuading the fight. Anyone who wanted to attack would be stopped by the blond youth, so they had to look at each other silently, not to be outdone.
The uniform jacket of the current army commander seemed to have been torn by wild beasts, leaving only ragged cloth strips. The wound on his chest was bleeding, and he stood like a cheetah waiting for an opportunity to attack, sullen and vigilant.
For his obvious displeasure, Lu Zhongxiao was obviously displeased, even if he was punched in the stomach, he would still be smiling.
Raising his left hand to wipe away the small wound cut by metal fragments on his cheek, Lu Zhongxiao put his finger on his lips and licked it, with a bloody smile, "Of course there is also you, you must live longer. Otherwise, when the World, which one of you has the face to meet her!"
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