The correct posture for breaking a straight man

The students who had arrived early chatted in small groups.The air is filled with the smell of temptation and hunting.

Wang Sisi suddenly grabbed Yang Jiabao and ran towards the podium, only to see the president adjusting the microphone on the podium.

"Master President, I brought Yang Jiabao here, and I will leave the rest to you." Wang Sisi pushed Yang Jiabao's hand forward and bumped into the president.

The president helped Yang Jiabao, and Yang Jiabao just stood still. The president's face gradually showed hesitation, and he asked hesitantly, "Little Bawang, are you sure this idea is good?" A smell of conspiracy floated in the air .

Wang Sisi beamed and said, "Of course, this link is so interesting. He will definitely like it."

Yang Jiabao suddenly felt a chill down his back, and was about to run out, but he was caught by Fang Fang, and he was brought back with one hand. Although Fang Fang didn't study well, his physique is really strong.I don't know if Yang Jiabao's small essays have invisibly strengthened his physical exercise.

"My little Sisi said that I must keep a close eye on you so that you can participate in this session, otherwise I won't try Xiaowenwen with me." Fang Fang's aggrieved eyes looked like a poor little milk dog.

Yang Jiabao glared at Fang Fang and said, "My wife is strict, next time I will write a small essay about you."

Fang Fang said indifferently, "As long as it is with Xiao Sisi, I am willing to go up or down."

Pooh!Another handful of dog food!Yang Jiabao felt resentful and helpless, Yang Jiabao could only wait silently for the start of the ball under the "imprisonment" of Fang Fang and the president's wry smile.At this time, Wang Sisi had already gone to the food pile to start a war.

There were more and more people, the chairman slowly walked to the middle of the podium, picked up the microphone, and tried the sound test.Fang Fang held Yang Jiabao and stood under the podium, ready to betray his roommate at any time. There was no way, in terms of love, they were husband and wife, and in terms of justice, they were children.

"Everyone, good afternoon." The president nodded slightly to the audience, and continued, "This social dance is mainly for senior students who are about to graduate. Other juniors and girls are also welcome to participate." Then he asked Yang Jiabao There was some sympathy in his eyes. "Damn, I was tricked" Yang Jiabao cursed inwardly, he was only a junior, obviously it was Wang Sisi who forced him in!

"The rules of this sorority are different from the previous ones. In order to let us who are about to separate and deepen our friendship, we have added an interesting link."

Hearing this, my Yang Jiabao's heart is almost in my throat.

"That is, the auction."

what?What the hell, an auction?Yang Jiabao was stunned.What made him even more confused was the screams from the audience that were louder than before. Did he think too much?In broad daylight, under the watchful eyes of all, sell, sell yourself?

"I can tell from your cheers that everyone can't wait. I have 13 students who signed up for the auction~ However, there may be some who don't know the rules. Here, I will repeat it." After finishing speaking, he looked at Yang Jiabao raised his eyebrows.Yang Jiabao has calmed down, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!

"Students who signed up for the auction came to the stage one by one. I have prepared the information that the "commodity" filled in in advance. The students in the audience start the price according to their own needs. The highest price wins. After the auction, the auction money belongs to the "commodity" , the buyer has the right to have dinner with the product, and the meal is paid by the product~”

Yang Jiabao calmed down a lot when he heard the words, he really thought too much, it was just a meal paid for by both parties, but thinking of betting with Wang Sisi, his heart beat again!But obviously I haven't filled in any information, Wang Sisi won't write anything strange!

"Please, the first product"

As she spoke, a girl in a blue dress with long black hair half-loose around her waist stepped onto the podium. Her figure was graceful and her face flushed.The president took a form and said slowly, "No. 1 Li Lin, majoring in Chinese Classical Philology, the type of dinner is a Western-style restaurant, starting at 50."

There were whispers in the audience, "The chairman is really clever. The type of dinner can tell the requirements of the buyer for the product. If you don't like Western food or can't enjoy Western food, you will naturally not take pictures. Departments and majors are for you. The other party can see the type of product. It is obviously a meal, but it is also equivalent to a blind date and making friends. It is really good news for us single dogs.”

"50, 60, 100..." The audience began to bid.

"500 for the first time, 500 for the second time, is there anyone else to bid?"

silence

"500 for the third time, a deal." The girl in blue slowly walked down the podium and walked towards the bidder, showing a shy face. The boy opened the door for the girl as a gentleman, and the two walked away.

Seeing this, Yang Jiabao's eyes lit up, if a girl photographed me, wouldn't it be hopeful that he would get out of the order?Don't say 500, I'll go for five yuan too, have a meal and chat, add a WeChat account, there will be fun!However, how can Xueba Xiaobawang make Yang Jiabao happy?

"Please, the third product, Yang Jiabao"

Yang Jiabao stepped onto the podium excitedly, waiting for fate to come!

"No. 3 Chen Jiabao, majoring in Chinese language and literature, the type of dinner is...uh..." The chairman is actually shy?Blurred eyes, rosy cheeks?I read that right, a bad premonition came to Yang Jiabao's heart, "It's... the Baiwei Tea Restaurant opposite Feixiang Gay Bar, after dinner, we have to spend 12 hours with each other before it ends... starting price..."

The president suddenly covered his mouth and smiled, threw a sympathetic look at Yang Jiabao, and then stretched out a finger "one piece"

Yang Jiabao felt dizzy for a while, and cursed Wang Sisi a hundred times in his heart, pushing him into the gay pit in such a hurry.I sent it directly to the opposite side of the gay bar, and pointed it out.Isn't this 300 taels of silver here?The most hateful thing is that it is only one dollar!Insult, this is an absolute insult!

Just as Yang Jiabao was about to refute, he suddenly felt that he was only talking about the other side, and if he explained it, he would feel guilty, especially if he didn't have 300 taels of silver here.Yang Jiabao waited and watched the changes with a glimmer of hope.

"I'll take a piece." A naughty voice sounded, and the junior in a denim suit looked at him playfully.

Yang Jiabao's heart is cold, why is he a man!The president cleared his throat: "The rules don't say it must be of the opposite sex, that's fine. Is there a higher bid?"

There was no sound, Yang Jiabao's heart was tight, he was a straight guy, he didn't want to be misunderstood by the girls at school, he still wanted to fall in love!