The correct posture for breaking a straight man

Yang Jiabao has black lines on his face, what kind of routine is this?How can anyone force people to read books? There are still so many. Yang Jiabao looked at Qian Duo differently, but Qian Duo completely ignored him, and said, "I'll make juice for you. The next time you do something that makes me angry, I'll take it with you." If you read the book, it will not only improve your memory, but also improve your knowledge, killing two birds with one stone." After saying Qian Duo, he turned and left the door.

At this moment, Yang Jiabao felt that it was not normal to have a lot of money, and he might also have some schizophrenia.Doing things for no reason, Yang Jiabao flipped through these books, they are all good, he is a person who likes to read, so just read it, there is nothing wrong with it.So the two of them spent the day reading, but Yang Jiabao was reading, while Qian Duo was looking at Yang Jiabao.

In the dormitory, Wang Sisi looked Yang Jiabao up and down, and said, "I don't believe it, the lonely man and the widow are in the same room, and they stay from morning to night, and it's almost ten o'clock, and they come back right after the closing time of the dormitory building, and they have nothing. , read the book for a day? Do you believe in the equation?"

Fang Fang said suspiciously, "If it's me and Xiao Sisi, then definitely not, but Xiaobao, it's possible!"

Yang Jiabao was furious at the time, "What do you mean by Equation, is I so unattractive? Bah, that's not the point, the point is that it's the truth. After the permission was gone, I was forced to read the book. After reading it for a day, that's it. .”

Fang Fang laughed straight and said, "Anyway, when I look at you, I never get hard!"

As soon as Wang Sisi said this, Wang Sisi immediately glared at Fang Fang. Fang Fang was stunned for a moment, and immediately explained, "Oh, I didn't mean that! I just wanted to say that he is ugly. My Sisi, I only have you in my eyes!"

Yang Jiabao was anxious at the time, "Who are you calling ugly!" Fang Fang ignored Yang Jiabao's troubles at all, and knelt down with a bang, as if the knee didn't cost money!He was really scared, Fang Fang was a careless person who would not accept anyone, as long as he met Wang Sisi, he would be like a puppy looking for his mother, clinging to him every day, for fear of being abandoned.Wang Sisi laughed and said, "Come on, I don't know you yet?" Fang Fang let out a long breath as if he had been pardoned.Slowly stood up, detoured behind Wang Sisi and began to massage her shoulders and head to start a big health care.

Yang Jiabao was shown a handful of dog food again!Yang Jiabao looked at the three empty beds next to him and said, "He ran away again?"

Wang Sisi gave a blank look: "You, a guy who has pornography and forgot friendship, missed the show!"

Yang Jiabao moved a stool and sat down, and asked, "What's going on, what's wrong?"

Wang Sisi smiled triumphantly, "I'll tell you if you call me Dad!"

Yang Jiabao said angrily, "Why are you so poor? You, come on, come on, I'll write a counterattack article next time." Fang Fang made a whimpering sound like a puppy from behind.Yang Jiabao was speechless for a while.

Wang Sisi said slowly, "In the morning, the two of us came back with breakfast for the three of them, but we saw a sneaky and suspicious figure at the door of the dormitory, so I sent Fang Fang to investigate the enemy's situation."

Fang Fang jumped out from behind, "Deling!" Then he walked around the two people's stools, pretending to step forward and shouted to the air, "What are you doing!" Yang Jiabao was startled, thinking This is really love acting!

Who knows that Fang Fang pretended to be another person and said in an anxious voice, "Uh... that hello, I, I'm looking for someone!" Fang Fang changed his tone and said, "Who are you looking for?" Seeing the timid stammer again Said in a tone of voice, "I, I'm looking for, looking for Yan Shouren"

Fang Fang paused, walked around the two people's stools again, and cupped his hands at Wang Sisi, "Return to the Lord, looking for Yan Shouren's little fresh meat!"

Wang Sisi also stood up and followed suit, "Bring it up!"

Fang Fang walked around the stool again, and then said to the air, "I want to find Yan Shouren, I'll take you there! We live in the same dormitory!"

Who knew that Xiao Xianrou said, "No, no need, you help me give this to him." After saying that, Xiao Xianrou ran away in a panic!My eyes lit up and I said, what the hell!

Wang Sisi went back to her seat and said, "A pair of underwear! I still wear it!"

Yang Jiabao was instantly excited, gossip is not just for girls, Yang Jiabao grabbed a handful of melon seeds and started to lick it, and urged Wang Sisi to continue with his eyes, Wang Sisi winked and said proudly, "At that time, we would fry the pot, Surrounded Yan Shouren and forced him to confess." Wang Sisi said viciously, "Who knows that this bastard is really hard-spoken, and if he is not good at serving, he will tell the truth. So Fang continued to torture him, and I picked up his mobile phone. , after unlocking it with fingerprints, looking for clues."

Yang Jiabao questioned, "What about Yunfeng and Dong Zhuo?" Wang Sisi's eyebrows were tangled together and said, "That guy Yunfeng is still sleeping, and this kind of movement can't wake him up. I even suspect that he died! That guy Dong Zhuo has been snickering there, with a look of knowing it, I suspect he already knows what is tricky!"

Yang Jiabao continued to ask, "Then what next? Have you figured out what's going on?" Wang Sisi said with a sly smile, "Is there any injustice?" With both hands, Wang Sisi continued to say with a look of enjoyment, "I found a call in his mobile phone that I have been in touch with frequently, and the clear characters are dots and dots."

Yang Jiabao touched his head in surprise, "What do you mean?"

Wang Sisi gave a blank look and said, "Stupid, I don't understand clearly? Dots and dots." Wang Sisi pressed the air three times, and continued to explain, "That person's phone number is just three dots."

Yang Jiabao was dizzy, "Which play is this?" Wang Sisi continued, "You are stupid! This obviously means that you don't know the name of the other party, or it has a special meaning that is hard to say, such as thinking of something named Xiaoganer, sorry"

Yang Jiabao continued to pick up the heart of gossip and asked, "Then what? Are there any text messages, WeChat, etc.?"

Wang Sisi looked at Yang Jiabao with a look of "I can't think you have such an IQ", Yang Jiabao felt that the world was full of malice towards me, why should he be roommate with this kind of person who is not at the same level!Wang Sisi continued, "Of course there are text messages, and there are a lot of them. Our Yan Shouren is a collection of small essays! But the content is just a few, good morning, good night, have you eaten, are you there? This kind of very silly conversation! Opposite It's like, get out, don't bother, goodbye, shut up, etc."