The correct posture for breaking a straight man

forehead kiss: "

My princess, when I first saw you,

I'm like a lost fawn.

You have taken my mind away,

When I walk in the garden,

I see the flying butterflies attracted by the scent of flowers,

Like I can't help but want to meet you.

When I walk in the woods,

Seeing the sunshine in the gap between the leaves, I think of you, it is as gentle as you, warming my heart.

I want to be your butterfly,

I want to be your tree,

if you too,

I am willing to join hands with you for a lifetime,

Even if mountains fall and ground cracks, seas dry up and rocks rot,

I will always be by your side.

Life after life, never stop.

Yang Jiabao burst out laughing: "Isn't this my princess' line? You bastard, what are you doing~"

Qian Duo circled Yang Jiabao's hands behind him, pulled out his own hands and hugged Yang Jiabao in his arms, stroked Yang Jiabao's cheek and said softly: "Let's be together, I like you." Yang Jiabao His body froze. Although he had expected it, he still couldn't believe it when he heard these words.Yang Jiabao quickly pushed him away, and muttered in a low voice: "I, I'm not crooked!"

Qian Duo smiled: "Then I'll chase you!"

Yang Jiabao asked back: "Are you crooked?"

Qian Duo shook his head: "I am only attracted to you. If you are a man, I am curvy. If you are a woman, I am straight! I only recognize you!"

Yang Jiabao sneered a little: "It's been arranged for so long, just for today?"

Looking at Yang Jiabao's cold eyes, Qian Duo was a little unsure whether the arrangement he had asked for so long meant today's romantic confession, or something else~ Seeing Qian Duo who was in a daze, Yang Jiabao became more certain about the conclusion in his heart After a few minutes, Qian Duo came to his senses after a while, and touched Yang Jiabao's cheek: "Whether you agree or not, you can only be mine. I will give you everything you want!"

Yang Jiabao suddenly laughed: "Are you filming a TV series? Your speech is so nasty!"

Qian Duo smiled and said nothing, Yang Jiabao continued: "I can't promise you, I bet with Wang Sisi, if I lose, I will be Wang Sisi's bridesmaid!"

Qian Duo said coldly: "Impossible! With me here, no one can see you wearing women's clothes again! You can rest assured!"

Yang Jiabao continued to refuse: "Then I can't be with you either, I have someone in my heart, and I want to find him!"

Qian Duo's face turned livid in an instant, and his knuckles creaked.Yang Jiabao smiled awkwardly: "You are so good, you will find a better girl, so don't take this detour."

Qian Duo didn't answer him, and asked instead, "Who is it?"

Yang Jiabao said: "I don't know either!"

Qian Duo: "If you don't tell me, I can find out!"

Yang Jiabao joked: "If you can really find out, then I thank you. I really don't know. It happened when I was a child. He didn't tell me his name!"

Qian Duo's eyebrows stretched a lot, and he asked nervously, "When I was young? What happened!"

Yang Jiabao asked the other party closely, and simply said: "When I was young, I met a person and promised to be together. But he suddenly left without saying goodbye, so I don't know his name!"

Qian Duo blushed a little: "Then, do you like him?"

Yang Jiabao pondered for a moment: "I don't know!"

Qian Duo asked again: "Then if it's him, would you like to be with him?"

Yang Jiabao pondered for a moment: "I don't know, maybe! After all, I can't swallow this breath!"

Qian Duo hugged Yang Jiabao happily after hearing this, and kissed him lightly. Yang Jiabao immediately pushed him away and said angrily, "What are you doing! My first kiss!"

Qian Duo joked, "Xiao Bao lied, that wasn't your first kiss~"

Yang Jiabao's brain was completely exhausted by these words, and it took him a while to react: "Who are you talking about?"

Qian Duo took out the issuing card and put it in Yang Jiabao's palm. Yang Jiabao was stunned looking at the issuing card in his palm.Then tears fell down.Then he punched Qian Duo in the face. Qian Duo was immersed in the happy surprise and didn't react. After receiving this punch, Yang Jiabao felt distressed for a moment, but he was more angry. The person in front of him is the one who even in his dreams wants to settle accounts with him.

Yang Jiabao held the hairpin in his hand: "Confiscated! Goodbye!" As he said that, he turned around and was about to go back, Qian Duo finally regained his strength, and hurried forward to hold Yang Jiabao's hand. : "I'm sorry! It was my dad who made a sudden visit and took me away! That's why I didn't have time to say goodbye to you! But I have always followed you, and I know all your friends from junior high school and high school!"

Yang Jiabao wanted to hit him again, but when he saw the nosebleed running down his nostrils, he felt distressed: "You're bleeding, hurry up and stop the bleeding!"

Qian Duo hugged Yang Jiabao, motionless: "Little Bao doesn't want me anymore, let this blood irrigate the Yellow River!"

Yang Jiabao smiled angrily: "What an adjective! Hurry up to stop the bleeding!"

Qian Duo giggled silly, "Then you go with me, I'm afraid you will run away, and how can you go back alone in such a dark place! I'll take you back later, okay?"

Yang Jiabao said angrily: "Got it, go stop the bleeding!"

Qian Duo tightly held Yang Jiabao's hand, dragged him into his yard, went to the bedroom to find the medicine box, Qian Duo didn't want to disturb the doctor at home, he still had something to say to Xiaobao, and didn't want to be disturbed.Yang Jiabao rubbed the medicine for Qian Duo, and said viciously: "So, it's all your credit that I've been single for so many years? You let people destroy my love?"

Qian Duo was suddenly a little angry, and I took Yang Jiabao's hand: "What love is there, how can they have me! Love me!"

Looking at Qian Duo, who had changed from iceberg to childish, Yang Jiabao was a little funny: "I don't care! Anyway, I won't forgive you! I won't be with you either! The issuing card is also confiscated!"

There was sadness in Qian Duo's eyes: "Then I will pursue you until you are with me, anyway, you can only be mine!"

Yang Jiabao didn't want to argue with this lunatic again: "The medicine is finished, send me back to school!"

Qian Duo reluctantly nodded: "Okay!"

Qian Duo started the car and drove Yang Jiabao to the school.