The correct posture for breaking a straight man

"Dong dong dong" Yang Jiabao was awakened by a knock on the door, rubbed his eyes and said, "Come on, come on!"

Wang Sisi also opened her eyes and muttered, who, it was early in the morning, earlier than my alarm~

Yang Jiabao opened the bedroom door and was stunned on the spot: "Dong, Dong Zhuo? You, are you okay?"

Dong Zhuo didn't say a word, went into the room and sat down on his own, and asked, "Where's Yunfeng? Is Yunfeng back?"

Wang Sisi also put on her slippers and came to Dong Zhuo's side with concern, looked him up and said, "Why have you been missing for so long, and you are still covered in dirt? We are all worried to death, and that guy Yunfeng didn't tell me what happened. What the hell is going on with you!"

Dong Zhuo scratched his head, and said apologetically, "I don't blame Yunfeng for not talking about this matter, it's really hard to say, I'll go take a shower first, I asked Yunfeng to meet in the dormitory, when he arrives, call me! "

Wang Sisi was baffled by Dong Zhuo's words, but he had to ask Yun Feng for clarification later, and replied, "Got it, go and wash it first, it stinks to death!" Wang Sisi pinched her nose and backed away.Dong Zhuo took his clothes and went into the bathroom, everything here has not been touched, everything is the same as when he left.Fang Fang picked up the perfume and sprayed it in the room: "Don't smoke my little baby~"

Wang Sisi smiled at Fang Fang, sat on a chair and waited for Yunfeng.

Not long after, Dong Zhuo came out of the bathroom, and opened his mouth to ask, "Has Yun Feng come yet?"

Wang Sisi and others shook their heads, Dong Zhuo said anxiously: "Why, I called him just now and said he was on the way!" Dong Zhuo took out his mobile phone and called Yunfeng, the beep sounded, but there was no one there. answer.

Dong Zhuo was even more anxious: "I'm going out to look for him, something may have happened!" Dong Zhuo was about to go out as he said this.Wang Sisi hurriedly grabbed him: "What the hell are you doing? It's so mysterious!" Dong Zhuo pulled off his clothes and said, "I'll tell you later, I've suspended my studies, so you don't have to worry about it at home. I...I I will come to you again, and I will make it clear to you when the time comes!"

Wang Sisi stared intently at Dong Zhuo's eyes, the statement that I will come to you again is probably false.Dong Zhuo broke free from Wang Sisi and left without looking back.

Wang Sisi shook hands and thought to herself: Sooner or later, I will find out what little secret you guys are up to.

Not long after Dong Zhuo left, the door of the dormitory was opened again, and Yan Shouren barged in with a playful smile, and there seemed to be someone dragging behind.Yang Jiabao looked curiously, Yan Shouren smiled awkwardly, and then said softly to those who refused to come in at the door: "Come on, meet my buddy, don't be shy~"

Finally, Yan Shouren still half-pushed, let the people outside the door in, and immediately closed the door of the room, and even locked it backwards.

A well-proportioned man in his early twenties appeared in front of everyone.Yan Shouren introduced: "These people, Wang Sisi and Equation, are a couple, and this is Yang Jiabao." Then he introduced to Wang Sisi and others: "This is my wife! Wen Ran!"

Wen Ran immediately yelled: "Who is your wife!" Yan Shouren said coquettishly like a puppy: "I have come to meet people, and you are still so stubborn! Be good~"

Wen Ran blushed: "I was forcibly dragged here by you!"

Yan Shouren nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, yes, it's all my fault that I forced you, wife~"

Wen was speechless for a while, this mangy dog ​​had been pestering him for several months, and he was finally defeated so that he could take advantage of it!

Wang Sisi raised her eyebrows and said, "Yes! Shouren! I didn't find out about this person after all my inquiries. You still have the means, huh?"

Wang Shouren said with a grin, "It's true that he protects himself well!"

Fang Fang turned his mouth: "Where is this student, you kidnapped me!"

Yan Shouren laughed loudly, and it took him a while to recover. Everyone who watched was stunned, Yan Shouren said calmly, "I knew you would be deceived by his appearance, good wife, tell them how old you are !"

Wen Ran said with a look of disdain: "Don't say it!" Yan Shouren pampered Wen Ran's neck, and said with a smile: "I really like your arrogant and frivolous appearance, which doesn't match your age of 32 at all!"

"Ah???" The three of them almost dropped their jaws in shock. Yang Jiabao quickly moved out of the chair, wiped it with his sleeve, and said, "Uncle, please sit down!"

Wen Ran frowned: "I'm still young, who's my uncle!" Yan Shouren leaned forward and backward with a smile, and echoed, "Sit down quickly, uncle, and take care of your waist, after all it's rather tiring!"

Wang Sisi's eyes lit up, he understood what Yan Shouren said in seconds, immediately took out his unopened lubricating oil, walked up to Wen Ran, and said calmly: "It's not a big gift when we meet for the first time. Greeting ceremony, hold out your hand!"

Wen Ran wanted to say no, but seeing Wang Sisi's indifferent look, he was a little curious about what he was holding, so he stretched out his hand.Wang Sisi put the small bottle of lubricating oil into Wen Ran's palm, and followed his five fingers to hold the small bottle in his palm.Wang Sisi added softly: "This not only has a lubricating effect, but also has a health care effect, you know!"

Wen Ran opened his palms, stunned and angry, just about to throw it out, but was stopped by Yan Shouren: "Don't throw it, it will be useful!"

Wen Ran's ears turned red with embarrassment, and he said angrily, "You guys are so rascals, I'm leaving!"

Yan Shouren immediately yelled at Wang Sisi: "Wang Sisi! Don't make trouble, my wife is very shy!" Wang Sisi smiled: "Forgive me, I'm really happy for you two. If there is anything going on in the future, we will discuss it with you. You're welcome. We're all family, uh~"

Wen unexpectedly glanced at Wang Sisi, the other party was also of the same kind, of course it was impossible to be laughing at him, Wen unexpectedly saw people based on intuition, whether it was Wang Sisi, Fang Fang, or Yan Shouren who walked into his heart, the first thing he saw at first glance was Wang Sisi. , are very pleasing to the eye!

Wen Ran blushed and nodded: "I'm not angry, I'm used to losing my temper with Shou Ren! He's used to it!"

Everyone laughed again when they heard the words, and Yan Shouren also laughed, with a gentle smile and a doting smile, looking at Ranran who was so much older than him, and said lightly: "Among thousands of people, you will meet the one you want to meet." People; in thousands of years, in the wasteland of infinite time, there is such a person, neither one step too early nor one step too late, just met like this, fortunately in time."

Wen Ran blushed, and said again: "You are so annoying, don't talk about it, I'm very embarrassed!" Wang Sisi pulled her chair and sat down, gossiping: "Shouren, let's talk about your chasing wife. !"

Yan Shouren rolled his eyes: "This...I'll tell you about this later!"