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Xu thought for a while, and followed the route Zhao Yuzhi left. He happened to see Zhao Yuzhi entering the teaching building. Xu Xu followed behind quietly. go.

"It's really a handsome face!" Xu Xu recalled: "A well-defined face, exuding an abstinence atmosphere, narrow and long phoenix eyes, full of coolness, isn't this just my thing?" Xu Xu giggled and said, "It's really hard to find anywhere~" Xu Xu was distracted during the whole day's class, thinking about his own dish.

Xu Xu inquired about Zhao Yuzhi's courses and daily action routes, so he launched his own master plan!

"Hey? Teacher? Do you know how to get to the cafeteria? I'm a freshman and I don't know the way!" Xu Xu waited for the rabbit class, and at noon, he met Zhao Yuzhi who was passing by.

Zhao Yuzhi frowned. The person in front of him, he remembered, was the impolite student who bumped into him a few days ago.

Zhao Yuzhi looked at the cafeteria not far ahead, and the big characters "canteen" upstairs, wondering what the hell this student was doing.

Zhao Yuzhi stretched out his right finger and pointed forward: "Isn't that right?"

Xu Xu looked back, and said naturally: "So I'm here, my eyesight is really bad, teacher, are you going to eat?" Xu Xu followed Zhao Yuqian's footsteps, and had no intention of leaving.

Zhao Yuzhi didn't want to say much, and went to the cafeteria to eat on his own.Xu Xu followed all the way, talking non-stop: "Teacher, you are so tall! What can you eat to increase your height? I feel like I'm so short!" Xu Xu had already started to find something to say, and he couldn't choose what to say.

Zhao Yuzhi had a meal and sat down, Xu also bought a meal from the same restaurant as Zhao Yuzhi, and sat across from him.Zhao Yuzhi frowned, he didn't have the habit of eating with others, and he had been in this school for 5 years, and he always ate by himself.

Xu Xu didn't realize it at all: "Teacher, your food is so light. Don't you like meat?"

Zhao Yuzhi replied: "I don't like things that are too greasy, this classmate, you should go to your little friend for dinner, I am used to being alone." Zhao Yuzhi was not polite, and directly expressed his thoughts.

Xu smiled, as if he didn't hear it: "Since the teacher likes light food, let's eat this bamboo shoot often." He said and put a piece in Zhao Yuzhi's bowl.Zhao Yuzhi really wanted to put down his chopsticks and leave, but after a day of class, he was really hungry. Zhao Yuzhi moved the bamboo shoots he had picked up to the side, and ate on his own, without answering the classmate again.

Xu Xu asked again: "Teacher, are students allowed to listen to other teachers' lectures in the school? This is a serious question. As a teacher, Zhao Yuzhi must answer: "Yes, the university courses are free, and you can just quietly listen to what you want to attend." , just sit in with no credits! "

Xu Xu nodded, ate happily, and stopped talking, Zhao Yuzhi thought this guy was finally quiet, who knows...

In the afternoon, in Zhao Yuzhi's class, a boy who looked very young and cute sat at the back of the class, staring at the cold teacher on the podium, and laughed!

Zhao Yuzhi held his forehead, and thought to himself: "So the question asked during lunch time was a hole dug for me!"

Zhao Yuzhi ignored the little ghost sitting in the back row, and also ignored the students' curiosity about this elementary school boy who made a surprise visit.Start your own course.

Xu Xu listened quietly, even though he was only a sophomore and lied to be a freshman, and this is a junior class, it is not completely incomprehensible to learn something like Chinese. The beauties are big for a full hour and a half.

Seeing Xu Xu here, Wang Sisi observed Xu Xu's nympho expression for a long time, and got the answer in his mind.

After class, Xu Xu hurriedly rushed to the podium, looked at Zhao Yuzhi aggrievedly and said, "Teacher, I didn't understand a few things, can I ask you for advice?"

Zhao Yuzhi frowned, hesitated for a moment and said: "You are not from our department, let alone our grade, you should study your major well!"

Xu Xu blinked his eyes unhappily: "Teacher, you are dampening my enthusiasm for learning! I like Chinese very much!"

Zhao Yuzhi raised his forehead. Indeed, learning this kind of thing cannot deprive a person of the opportunity to learn with his major and age.

When Zhao Yuzhi hesitated, Xu Xu took advantage of the heat and said, "I only have two questions, can you answer them for me?"

Zhao Yuzhi packed his laptop and said, "Okay then, come to my office and ask, this classroom still has classes for the next class!"

Wang Sisi originally wanted to hold Xu Xu to tease him, but Xu Xu gave Wang Sisi a look before leaving, meaning "Don't disturb my good deeds!" Then he followed Zhao Yu and left.

Wang Sisi sneered: "Little Ke'er, you are finished! Wait for me to cheat you!"

In the office, Zhao Yuzhi is the head of the department. The certificate office is not big, but he is the only one.

Xu naturally sat on a stool beside him, and took out the questions he had prepared a long time ago: "Teacher, for the ancients, what is the difference between surname, first name, character, and number?"

Zhao Yuzhi looked at Xu Xu, thinking that he was just messing around, but it seems that there is really something wrong?This question is quite interesting, Zhao Yuzhi replied: "The surname is a symbol of a person's blood, and it is established. The first name can only be given by the parents and elders. The character represents the code name that can be given after a certain status, and the name is the Later, the ancients felt that the identity of the word was not enough, so they added a number to show their identity!"

Xu Xu nodded: "Thank you, teacher. Then my second question is, I only have a first and last name. Teacher, can you help me choose a word!"

Zhao Yuzhi's eyes turned cold: "No! Well, the two questions are finished, let's go out!"

Xu Xu pouted and acted cutely: "Teacher, your office is so cool, I have a class next class, can you let me stay for a few more minutes, and then I will go to class!" Xu Xu took out his lore: acting cute

Zhao Yuzhi was really surprised. Xu Xuben was petite and cute, like a child. This act of acting like a baby was really unbearable.

Zhao Yuzhi waved: "Stay there, ring the bell for class."

"Okay!" Xu Ke calmed down, he knew that mature men don't like children who are too noisy, so he quietly looked at Zhao Yuzhi's handsome beauty, and whenever Zhao Yuzhi looked at him, Xu Xu responded with his own The best smile to kill.