Copper dialects are full of lies

It's just delaying time, maybe within these seven months, he can find a good boyfriend with his own ability, if he can't find it, he has to tell the truth to his family.

Qi Zheng passed a red string through the eyelet of the copper coin and hung it around his neck, making a pendant, which was hidden in his clothes on weekdays. Others could only see a section of the red thread on the back of his neck, but not What the hell is he wearing.However, after arriving at the company the next day, inexplicable rumors spread that the president had a lover, otherwise why would such a serious man suddenly wear a pendant.Qi Zheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he just felt that everyone's brains were very big, and it was worth using something to block their brains, so he doubled the workload in public revenge, causing the whole company to complain.

One month later, Qi Zheng had no expectations for the copper coin, because not only did the copper coin not respond at all during this month, even he himself failed to meet anyone who could see it.The so-called being able to see means that his appearance and figure can catch his eyes. Although he has never been in a relationship before, he will always meet one or two people who make him feel that his appearance is in line with his aesthetics. , it seems that the appearance of the people he met has dropped significantly, and there is no one who is eye-catching!

Qi Zheng was somewhat depressed. Every day passed, he was getting closer to the deadline given by the old lady. He didn't expect to go to see his parents empty-handed, it would be too embarrassing.

The phone rang, it was a WeChat message, and the sender was Chen Niannian.

Chen Niannian is Qi Zheng's best friend, he just came back from abroad for a few days, he is very clingy, he wants Qi Zheng to accompany him to the shopping mall to pick out clothes.

The picture of two big men shopping together in the mall is weird, Qi Zheng refused without thinking, and then Chen Niannian called, all kinds of coquettish threats, insisting that Qi Zheng accompany him.

As the name suggests, Aged Nianren is a piece of super strong brown sugar.Qi Zheng couldn't resist him, so he finally agreed.

Then, Qi Zheng regretted it!

Chen Niannian has a problem, he likes to be late, and he has developed the ability to always arrive later than others no matter what time others arrive.Qi Zheng arrived at the appointed place intentionally 10 minutes late several times, but Chen Niannian still arrived later than him. After that, Qi Zheng didn't bother to argue with Chen Niannian, anyway, he would never be late for Chen Niannian.

Qi Zheng waited in the shopping mall for a while, Chen Niannian said that he was stuck in traffic on the road, and asked Qi Zheng to go shopping first.Qi Zheng was so bored that he wanted to enter a high-end suit shop, but before he could move his leg, he felt the copper coins hanging on his chest was hot, which made his skin uncomfortable like it was on fire.

What's going on here?

Qi Zheng was in shock, and just when he was about to take the copper coin down, his body fell uncontrollably to the left, as if there was a traction pulling him somewhere.He tried to resist, but the suction was comparable to the gravity of the earth, which made him unable to resist, and his feet followed the force involuntarily.Therefore, there was a strange scene in the mall, a tall and handsome man was dancing a strange mechanical dance.

Passers-by all looked at Qi Zheng with expressions like "=口=", Qi Zheng wished he could bury himself in the floor tiles.

That miraculous pulling force may not have eyes, seeing that Qi Zheng was about to bump into someone's back, Qi Zheng shouted: "Miss, let me go!"

Before the long-haired girl had time to turn her head, Qi Zheng's big slap "slapped" on her ass, not to mention how crisp the sound was.

Qi Zheng: "..."

Qi Zheng moved his fingers subconsciously, and the feel was quite good. The girl turned her head suddenly, and Qi Zheng slapped Qi Zheng with her long flowing hair. He stared at him with incredible eyes, as if he was looking at something novel.

The girl wore exaggerated heavy makeup, dark blue eyeshadow that stretched to her temples, eyeliner as thick as a caterpillar, false eyelashes that looked like murder weapons, and a pair of flaming red lips that looked like they were on fire.Qi Zheng was too close to the girl, he inhaled a little of the thick loose powder on the girl's face, and couldn't help but sneezed on the side of his head.

Qi Zheng suppressed the discomfort and said, "Sorry, I didn't mean it."

Qi Zheng tried to move his hand away, but his hand seemed to have 502 glue, which was firmly stuck to the girl's buttocks|petal, and he couldn't move it even with all his strength.A drop of sweat dripped from the corner of his forehead, this is a big embarrassment!

The girl was not annoyed, she blinked her eyes that were two-dimensional due to makeup, and asked a little naively: "Are you a pervert?"

Qi Zheng thought about the girl's rough voice, and said, "I'm not."

"Then you touch my ass." The girl flicked her hair, and Qi Zheng was slapped again, the girl was unconscious and still shook her head and said, "Only perverts touch other people's farts on the street |Ass, hey, is my ass|butt very easy to touch? Although I look very thin, but my ass|butt is very fleshy, and it’s straight and upturned! "

The corner of Qi Zheng's mouth twitched, and he said, "Miss, about you... Well, we'll discuss it later, and now we have a problem that needs to be resolved urgently, that is, I can't take my hand off."

"What girl?" The girl rolled her eyes, "My name is Sun Fang, and I'm a man."

Qi Zheng stared at Sun Fang's neck and chest, and he really saw that this man had an Adam's apple and a flat chest, and his voice was much lower than that of a girl, so he should indeed be a man.

Qi Zheng couldn't stand a woman with heavy makeup, let alone a man with heavy makeup, Qi Zheng had the urge to chop off his hands at this moment.

Qi Zheng took a deep breath, choked and sneezed again, he said: "Okay, Mr. Sun, do you have any solution?"

"It's the first time I've been called sir." Sun Fang said with a smile, "Call me again."

Qi Zheng wanted to hit someone a little bit.

Qi Zheng said: "Mr. Sun, why don't we solve our problem in a hidden place, there are people watching."

Although this high-end shopping mall usually has a small flow of people, there are at least dozens of people on the first floor plus the shopping guides. At the moment, more than half of the people are watching them. Qi Zheng also heard someone whispering: People nowadays are so bold and unrestrained, this simply makes him speechless.

Qi Zheng said, "Let's find a fitting room."

Sun Fang said in horror: "What do you want to do to me? Can anyone enter the fitting room?"

"Our situation is suitable to be solved in the fitting room." Qi Zheng was one head and two big, and he kept trying to pull his hand away when he was talking, but the more he struggled, the more he sucked, he felt Sun Fang's butt|flap probably left a red handprint.

Sun Fang said: "The fitting room can't be indiscriminately these days, okay?"

Qi Zheng raised a question mark on his forehead.

Sun Fang said, "Let's go to the bathroom!"

The toilet cubicle in this shopping mall has a lot of space and is cleaned very cleanly. After struggling for a few seconds, Qi Zheng agreed, so the two hugged and went into the toilet involuntarily, facing the strange eyes of passers-by. .

Qi Zheng quickly pulled Sun into a cubicle, locked the door behind him, put down the toilet lid, and said to Sun Fang, "Put your ass up."

"What do you want to do?" Sun Fang yelled strangely, "Wow, are you not only a pervert but also a rapist? Tsk tsk tsk, you really don't look good, I think you are handsome and handsome , I didn't expect him to be such a nasty person."

Qi Zheng said: "You think too much, I want to separate my hands from your ass|ass."

"Cut~" Sun Fang flicked his long hair again, Qi Zheng leaned back vigilantly, avoiding the dreamy third slap, "Did you have super glue on your hand, I don't believe it can't be pulled off Well, let me help you out."

Sun Fang twisted his waist, grabbed Qi Zheng's wrist, and pulled it outwards, but when he pulled Qi Zheng away, he felt that his ass was automatically sticking to Qi Zheng's palm!

what 's wrong?

Sun Fang asked, "Did you use some kind of witchcraft?"

"Your imagination is really rich." Qi Zheng said blackly, if he knew witchcraft, the two of them wouldn't be so embarrassed now.

Sun Fang said: "Then why does my ass stick to your hand? It must be that your hand has a black hole that can absorb everything."

Qi Zheng said: "If I have a black hole in my hand, it won't be just your ass|butt, you will be gone."

Sun Fang thought for a moment, shivered, and said, "Scary."

Qi Zheng: "..."

The two discussed it, and decided that at the same time as Qi Zheng pulled his hand, Sun Fang jumped forward, and they both separated with force.

Qi Zheng shouted the slogan "one, two, three", and they exerted their strength at the same time. This trick really worked. The distance between the two of them was much better than before. However, just when Qi Zheng thought they could finally disintegrate successfully, The copper coins started to heat up again, as if being immersed in boiling water, it was so hot that his skin was about to blister.

Qi Zheng's pain from being scalded dispersed his strength, and he slapped Sun Fang back to his ass with a big slap, making Sun Fang take a big step forward like a rabbit, and his knee hit the toilet seat with a "bang" , the pain is so painful that I want to cry.

Sun Fang said angrily: "Brother pervert, even though my butt|butt is a once-in-a-century ass|butt, you can't be so cruel, my ass|butt is not a steamed bun, it will hurt."

"Sorry." Qi Zheng apologized to Sun Fang and pulled the copper coins out of his clothes, he didn't want to be scalded again.

Sun Fang said: "You use copper coins as pendants, and you really love money."

Qi Zheng said: "You don't understand, this copper coin is not for money, but for..." He swallowed the word "marriage" silently, and he didn't realize it until now, if this kind of relationship between him and Sun Fang The encounter was caused by copper coins. Doesn't that mean that his destined lover is Sun Fang?

Qi Zheng looked Sun Fang up and down,