Retired soldier king and his little sweetheart

In a blink of an eye, it was the end of September, and the weather was much cooler, even a little cold in the morning and evening.

Zhuang Xiaoduo wore a hoodie and huddled in the back seat of the motorcycle, and went to the factory with Tang Huai to pack the Mid-Autumn Festival gifts for the employees.

Brother Jiankang's wedding was approaching, Tang Huai lent him the van to buy the things he needed, and the dusty Haojue was taken out again, and used as a means of transportation to and from the pig farm.

Yan San was sentenced to 3 years and 4 months for deliberately hurting people and destroying other people's property. Yan Wenxiang continued to work after he was discharged from the hospital, but he also received a lot of gossip in the village because of this incident.

Zhuang Xiaoduo packed up a dormitory in the factory for him to live in when he didn't want to go home.

Although Yan Wenxiang and his lover's affairs cannot be peeked into one or two, Zhuang Xiaoduo, as an lgbt person, has natural sympathy for him, and will invite him to dinners and small gifts in the factory.

This year's Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day are overlapped. In previous years, Zhuang Xiaoduo was so angry that he vomited blood. As a social animal, the most annoying holidays were overlapped, and then holidays and weekends were overlapped.

Now that I am a boss, I have no concept of holidays at all, but the pig farm is on shifts, and holidays have no effect on employees.

Zhuang Xiaoduo ordered a mooncake gift box online, and also ordered a T-shirt for the pig farm, planning to pack the two together and distribute them to the employees.

"The stuffed bean paste is the best." Zhuang Xiaoduo unwrapped a mooncake, sat on the edge of the bed, dangling his legs, very leisurely.

Tang Huai quickly put mooncakes and T-shirts with curly-haired pink pigs into the gift bags, filling the whole room.

"Do you want to send some to Brother Bao?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo thought for a while: "Okay, do you want to give me something more?"

Tang Huai: "What for?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo: "It seems that there is nothing to give away. Brother Bao has more things than us. Why don't you send some of our own rice? We have to send some of the new rice that we just harvested to our relatives and friends."

Taking advantage of the busy time before the wedding banquet, Zhuang Xiaoduo and Tang Huai packed new rice in the afternoon, took the gift box and rode a motorcycle to the farm.

The autumn scenery of the farm is very good. From a distance, I saw a group of young people having a picnic by the river. The picnic cloth was filled with all kinds of food, and the men and women laughed and took pictures of each other.

The motorcycle rumbled across the gravel road of the farm and stopped in front of Brother Bao's small villa.

"Brother Bao? Are you at home, Brother Bao?" Zhuang Xiaoduo knocked on the door a few times, but didn't hear any movement at home, so he called Brother Bao, only to hear Brother Bao's cell phone ringing at home.

Zhuang Xiaoduo said to Tang Huai, "The phone is at home."

"Wait." Tang Huai sat down at the stone table at the door, patted the stool next to him, "Come and sit."

Zhuang Xiaoduo looked around Brother Bao's yard.

The yard is full of all kinds of flowers and plants, and the whole wall is covered with roses, and the petals are all over the ground. There is also a swing. When the wind blows, the branches and the swing sway gently.

"Go." Tang Huai stood up and pushed Zhuang Xiaoduo to the swing.

Zhuang Xiaoduo twitched in refusal and welcome: "It's not very good, you are already this old."

Tang Huai: "What's wrong, my lord? Can't my lord sit on the swing?"

After finishing speaking, he pushed Zhuang Xiaoduo onto Qiu Qiu, pushed him from behind, and Zhuang Xiaoduo swung out.

"Woohoo—" Zhuang Xiaoduo shouted excitedly.

"Push me! Harder!"

Tang Huai laughed, and with all his strength, he took a big step forward and pushed hard!

"what

Bang!

——Zhuang Xiaoduo fell and ate shit.

The steel nails at the bottom of the swing frame were loose, and after being pulled off by Zhuang Xiaoduo's weight, Zhuang Xiaoduo flew out with inertia.

Tang Huai ran over and lifted Zhuang Xiaoduo up under his arm.

"Are you okay?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo took a mouthful of mud and got a small cut on his chin, "I just want to swing higher..."

As soon as he got up, Brother Bao came back with two bags of KFC in his hand, and saw these two live treasures slapping the mud on Zhuang Xiaoduo's body.

"What are you doing?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo hemmed and hawed about the process, complaining to Tang Huai while talking, Tang Huai was eating plain chicken next to him like a bully.

Brother Bao laughed happily. The swing hadn’t been moved for almost a year. It was raining outside, and the parts were indeed loose.

"I'll find someone to re-reinforce it another day, and it won't be overturned next time you come to play."

Zhuang Xiaoduo is no longer interested in swings, and is eating taro pie, "I didn't like KFC very much before, why does it taste so delicious today?"

"Scarcity is the most expensive thing. Once in a while, it's delicious. My niece brought her classmates to the farm for the weekend and said she would bring me a gift. I thought it was something. She brought a bunch of junk food." Brother Bao said while speaking Turn on the computer and slide your finger on the touchpad.

Brother Bao: "The last exhibition of organic agricultural products was not very effective. I found someone to make a small program and put some of my own products on it."

After speaking, he turned the computer screen to Zhuang Xiaoduo: "Look at it, how about it?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo browsed through it, and found that there were not many things, mainly tea, honey and some dried fruits.

Let’s not evaluate things first, just this display is rough enough.

"Brother Bao, who took this picture for you? Why is the details page only a few words?" After speaking, Zhuang Xiaoduo took out his phone, and clicked on the search applet on the phone.

This unaesthetic UI page and corporate logo with the same promotional slogan are not much different from the feeling of "smart pig farming is done well, sows produce more babies" painted on the outside of their pig farm.

Then such a package is matched with a really not low price.

The products of Bao Ge Farm are naturally good, and the price is reasonable in addition to the logistics and packaging costs, but the publicity is too cheap, which is also reflected in the sales volume.

Zhuang Xiaoduo pursed his lips, he even felt that the sales volume was already very good.

He looked up at Brother Bao: "The sales volume is not bad."

Brother Bao scratched his head: "This is all for the support of friends, so far there is no wild guest."

That's right, Zhuang Xiaoduo thought.

"You need to take a new picture and ask someone to design the UI interface."

"What is ui?" Brother Bao was confused.

Zhuang Xiaoduo thought for a while, "Forget it, you provide me with the photos, and I will help you replace the backstage, and the details page will also be redone. You don't have many products, and it can be done in two days."

I thought it would be enough to help, but who knew that Brother Bao's photos were all taken by himself with his mobile phone, and a camera that bought tens of thousands of yuan would not work at all.

So Zhuang Xiaoduo had no choice but to help him adjust the parameters, and worked on the farm all afternoon, picking many flowers and plants in the farm for the background.

After the photo was taken, Zhuang Xiaoduo took it back and planned to help him make the details page at night.

Before leaving, Brother Bao also gave him a box of mooncakes, filled with tea leaves, honey and two legs of lamb for them to take home to eat.

Zhuang Xiaoduo had one arm around Tang Huai's waist, and the other was carrying what Brother Bao gave him.

"What's delicious about mutton? I haven't eaten much mutton."

"If you want to roast the leg of lamb, I will cook it tonight."

The motorcycle drove from the gravel road of the farm to the concrete road, Tang Huai twisted the accelerator to speed up, and drove home against the evening wind.

Zhuang Xiaoduo gave a leg of lamb to the employees on duty in the factory, and took one home.

When I went home to pack the things from Brother Bao, I found that there was still a red envelope in the bag, with "Happy New Year" printed in gold on it, and it was a thick stack.

Zhuang Xiaoduo took it out and counted it: "3000 yuan, Tang Huai, why did Brother Bao pay back so much money, do you want to give it back to him?"

"Send off, you give it back to him, and he will try his best to give you something else." Tang Huai said.

Zhuang Xiaoduo thought about it, yes, so he stayed up all night to make the details page for Brother Bao.

A new couplet has been posted on the door of the third aunt's house opposite, with big photos and an arch made of balloons.

Zhuang Xiaoduo and Tang Huai went to the rose field early in the morning to cut a lot of flowers and came back, scattered petals in the new house, and put vases in front of the windows.

It's full of joy, today is the day when Brother Health's bride enters the door.

The wedding team set off immediately, and many people came back from the village, busy preparing ingredients.

As a young and middle-aged labor force in the village, Tang Huai was extremely busy.

In the eyes of the villagers, Zhuang Xiaoduo, as an older single young man, has become a glorious best man. He only needs to dress decently and follow the groom to pick up the bride.

The third aunt's family wanted to kill the fattest pig and put the pig's head under the incense table, and the rest of the pigs were used to entertain the guests who came to the banquet.

The uncle in the village saw that Tang Huai was tall and burly, and wanted him to come and kill the pig.

Unexpectedly, Tang Huai was holding a butcher's knife and gesticulating on the pig's neck, dawdling and not moving.

"Hey, Xiao Tang doesn't dare to kill pigs hahahaha." The people holding the pig laughed, took the knife from Tang Huai's hand, and asked him to hold the pig's leg.

Zhuang Xiaoduo came over with a handful of melon seeds, and said meanly: "Have you ever seen a pig slaughtered?"

Tang Huai hummed sullenly. Although he had seen a lot of real swords and guns, he lived in the city since he was a child. He learned some messy life skills in the first two years of enlisting in the army, but he had never seen killing a pig. .

This is not taught in the army.

And I have raised thousands of pigs, and I feel very kind when I see pigs.

Soon someone came to drag Zhuang Xiaoduo away, and the welcoming team was about to set off, Zhuang Xiaoduo took advantage of the chaos and patted Tang Huai's butt: "I'm leaving!"

Tang Huai smiled and stretched out his hand to say goodbye to him.

"Little Tang!! Press the pig!"

According to local customs, it is necessary to arrive at the bride's house on time at 12:500 noon. Brother Health's welcoming team arrived early and stopped by the roadside [-] meters from the entrance of the village, waiting for the time to pick up the door.

"Xiaoduo, I'll have to work hard for you later." Brother Jiankang put his arm on Zhuang Xiaoduo's shoulders and said earnestly.

Zhuang Xiaoduo: "It's not hard, what's the matter, it's not the first time for me to be the best man. But don't worry, we will never embarrass the bridesmaid."

The other three groomsmen who accompanied him also nodded one after another. Most of the boys in Chating Village are simple and honest, and the other three are relatively young. Two of them are still in college. Those who came back to be the best man specially took Zhuang Xiaoduo as the eldest brother.

Brother Jiang Kang didn't say much anymore, this kid is still so naive at the age of 26.

When 12 o'clock arrived, the welcoming team got off the car and walked to the bride's house surrounded by everyone, Zhuang Xiaoduo finally realized what brother Jiankang's words meant.

99 bowls of bar wine.

Zhuang Xiaoduo was stupid, and so were the remaining three younger brothers. None of these four could drink.

But on the big day, no one can disrespect his in-laws, so Zhuang Xiaoduo took the lead and made a bowl first.

"Ha... hiss..."

The heat made his throat burn. The homemade local wine in the countryside is really powerful. Zhuang Xiaoduo leaked the wine from the corner of his mouth while drinking it, and spilled half of a bowl on the ground.

"This can't just be the best man's blessing! We have to go too!!"

"Whoa~ come here."

The wedding reception team in Chating Village swarmed up and squeezed to the wine table. They were busy drinking from the bowl, and sprinkled a bowl after taking a sip. They were done in a few minutes.

People from both sides rushed into the house cheerfully.

It's always been like this in the past, it's a custom to drink wine at the door, but it's no fun to drink the groom's people fainting in broad daylight, everyone just wants to have a good time.

After having a meal at the bride's house, I went to invite the bride out again.

The bride's door was blocked tightly by the bridesmaids, leaving only a crack in the door.

"Open the door if you give the red envelope!" The bridesmaid stretched out a hand, and Zhuang Xiaoduo, as the representative of the best man, took out a red envelope from his pocket and put it in her hand.

The bridesmaid took it back and opened it, laughed angrily, and shouted at the top of her voice, "Who gave the red envelope!! Do you want to pick up our bride with a red envelope of one dollar!"

Everyone looked at Zhuang Xiaoduo, Zhuang Xiaoduo shrank his head and smiled awkwardly: "Brother Jianjian asked me to give it."

"The one dollar red envelope is for coaxing children!"

In the next second, Zhuang Xiaoduo was pushed into the bride's room, and the bad friends shouted to exchange handsome men for brides, and it would definitely not be a loss.

Zhuang Xiaoduo was drinking and giving red envelopes. He was almost stripped of his clothes. He even did ten push-ups on the spot to get the bride's shoes, and successfully picked the bride out within the stipulated time.

On the return journey, Zhuang Xiaoduo's face was flushed with drunkenness, and his eyes were misty and full of tenderness.

The best man who was traveling with him asked him, "Little Togo, are you alright?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo tugged on his collar: "It's so hot."

When Tang Huai waited for Zhuang Xiaoduo at the entrance of the village, what he saw was Zhuang Xiaoduo's disheveled, dazed and cute appearance.

Zhuang Xiaoduo was pulled out of the car, and when he saw Tang Huai coming to pick him up, he jumped on him with open arms.

"hug!"

Tang Huai hurriedly carried him on his back and walked home. Zhuang Xiaoduo's house had been requisitioned to set up a table for dinner, so he could only be put in Tang Huai's house.

Along the way, seeing Zhuang Xiaoduo pick up a family and being tortured to this point, they all shook their heads to express their pity.

I haven't been to Tang Huai's house for a long time. The yard is a bit messy. The vines on the flower stand have climbed up to Tang Huai's roof crazily. It's so green, it looks like the place where witches live in fairy tales.

Zhuang Xiaoduo was put on the bed by Tang Huai, and wiped his face with a wet towel.

"Tang Huai..." Zhuang Xiaoduo looked at Tang Huai with watery eyes, "Happy birthday."

Tang Huai kissed him on the face: "How do you know that today is my birthday?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo: "Not only do I know, I even bought you a birthday present."

"what gift?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo chuckled, blurted out two words, tilted his head, and fell asleep.