Retired soldier king and his little sweetheart

After Zhuang Xiaoduo finished speaking, he played a video for Gongsun He, who took a long time to pick up and asked him what he was doing.

He said, "I'm doing hand punching!"

Tang Huai leaned in front of the camera: "Although you are sick, please stop telling dirty jokes about yourself."

Gongsun He turned the camera and looked at the coffee pot on the table: "I'm making pour over coffee, what are you thinking? Sure enough, there is yellow in my heart, and everything is yellow, right Xiaoduo."

Zhuang Xiaoduo laughed wildly and touched Tang Huai's red ears.

"Brother Gongsun, we have received the piggy bank from you. It's so big! I like it so much!"

Tang Huai:?

"We're going to give you a gift too."

Gongsun He: "What? I don't like it if it's not big."

Zhuang Xiaoduo: "We held a Pig King Contest in the factory, and we will give you a piglet to participate in the competition. Winners will be rewarded."

"What reward?" Gongsun He took a sip of coffee, and flirted a heart with his exposed left eye.

"A bonus of 1000 yuan!"

Gongsun He: "You are too vulgar."

Zhuang Xiaoduo closed his eyes, and asked sharply: "Have you ever been short of money?! Have you ever had a part-time job?! Do you know that the most desired prize for an employee is real money?!"

"Hahaha," Gongsun He laughed loudly, "No, no! No~"

Zhuang Xiaoduo silently added the tag 'Vampire Capitalist' to Gongsun He's tag.

In the end, he chose a piglet for Gongsun He. This person's aesthetics is a mystery, and he chose a flowered pig with a wrinkled forehead like a bulldog and a curled tail.

Back home in the evening, while Tang Huai was cooking, Zhuang Xiaoduo went to talk to Kang Jian about raising chickens in the orchard, told him all the advantages and disadvantages, and promised to pay one-third of his annual fee for contracting the orchard Pay him the venue fee.

Brother Jiankang and his sister-in-law Zeng Rongyu looked at each other after hearing this. Brother Jiankang meant to see what Zeng Rongyu thought. Zeng Rongyu's belly was already showing, and she put her hand on it gently: "Xiao Duo, then you also talked about this orchard. Raising chickens in the garden for a long time will trample the ground hard, and the soil quality will be bad.”

"Sister-in-law, this is my plan. Divide the orchard into two halves, and stock the orchard every other year. The half will be raised this year, and the rest will be rested next year, and the other half will be raised next year. In this way, it will not have much impact if it takes turns." Xiao Duo explained.

Zeng Rongyu: "Well, let us think about it, and I'll tell you when I think about it."

Zhuang Xiaoduo smiled and agreed. He understood their worries. After all, he was a novice in running an orchard. He was afraid that raising chickens would affect the orchard. He was unavoidably worried, but he was still [-]% sure. He thought that his relationship with Brother Health had always been good. Marriage also helps a lot, and this event is also mutually beneficial.

After returning home happily, Tang Huai had already prepared the meals, seeing Zhuang Xiaoduo's face was happy: "The deal is over?"

"They said think about it, but I have confidence." Zhuang Xiaoduo picked up a piece of dried tofu and put it in his mouth: "Do you want to bring the bacon in tonight?"

"No need, just cover it with something." Tang Huai no longer asked about raising chickens in the orchard. Since he firmly believed in it, let's see what the final result is. Maybe it's not as realistic as he thought.

They set up an oven at the door with a detachable aluminum rice warehouse, added bamboo poles, hung the bacon on the edge with wire, and smoked it half-covered by the charcoal fire, and cut cypress leaves after it dries a little tomorrow , mixed with orange peel and sugar cane peel and smoked for a day is basically enough.

In order to prepare the sugarcane husks for tomorrow, after dinner, the two sat cross-legged on the sofa to watch the [-] o'clock TV series, each holding a rough sugarcane and chewing on it.

Both of them are not used to peeling the skin with a knife, and feel that the one peeled out of the mouth is the classic.

After collecting a pot of sugarcane husks, Zhuang Xiaoduo's mouth was already bubbling and he was very full.I thought to myself that if the bacon is not delicious, I am really sorry for the two big bubbles in his mouth.

After taking a shower at night, the two of them just got into bed and Tang Huai started to move his hands and feet, holding Zhuang Xiaoduo's face to kiss.

"No way!" Zhuang Xiaoduo kept his mouth tightly shut, not opening his mouth: "My mouth is bubbling."

Tang Huai squeezed his chin: "Let me see?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo opened his mouth unsuspectingly, slightly stretched out his tongue to show him the location of the blister, and pointed him to the location with unclear words: "The tongue is leaking."

Tang Huai pretended to take a look, supported the back of Zhuang Xiaoduo's head and kissed him, attacking the city without leaving him a single gap.

"You...!" Zhuang Xiaoduo struggled to break away, and was kissed back in an instant.

A few minutes later, Zhuang Xiaoduo still gave up struggling, after all, he shouldn't be soft, and he shouldn't be hard.

……

"Going to take a bath?" Tang Huai's voice was tender.

"Wait a minute." Zhuang Xiaoduo didn't want to move his fingers when he was a sage.

Bang!

There was a sound at the door, Tang Huai got up quickly, put on a pair of pants and opened the window to check the situation.

"What's the matter?" Zhuang Xiaoda probably sat up, not wearing anything, felt a little cold and shrank back.

Tang Huai picked up the clothes from the end of the bed and put them on, "The iron sheet covering the stove was overturned by the dog. I'll go and have a look."

"This dog covets our meat? Let me clean it up."

Zhuang Xiaoduo stretched out his legs, tremblingly hooked his clothes over and wanted to wear them.

"I've run away, you go take a shower first."

After speaking, Tang Huai went out.

Zhuang Xiaoduo looked at the closed door resentfully, every time after that Tang Huai either had to take a bath or change the sheets, or had something to do and left, leaving Zhuang Xiaoduo alone on the bed, feeling quite uncomfortable.

He likes to hug and talk after work, it feels very intimate and happy.

"No mood." Zhuang Xiaoduo muttered, finished dressing in bed, put on his coat and went out.

Tang Huai was using tongs to cover the charcoal fire with ashes. When he came out, he saw that the cover had been lifted halfway.

Zhuang Xiaoduo went to the corner to pick up two bricks: "Then I have to thank Gouzi for saying that, our meat might be mushy without them."

"How do you plan to thank it?" Tang Huai smiled.

"A sweet kiss~" Zhuang Xiaoduo pressed the brick on the iron cover so that the dog couldn't lift it off.

A few days later, the young people who went out to work came back, and the village was very lively. Many people didn't know that Zhuang Xiaoduo had returned, and they all came to chat with him curiously.

The younger brothers and sisters didn't understand that he was not doing a good job as an urban white-collar worker, but ran home to do the dirty work of raising pigs; most of the older brothers and sisters felt that working part-time is not as good as being a boss, and it is worthwhile to work for themselves.

Zhuang Xiaoduo's two views are divided into "those who have not been severely beaten by society" and "those who have been squeezed by work to see through".

But when it comes to inviting them to return to their hometowns to start businesses, most of them still have a wait-and-see attitude.

——until they went to visit the pig farm.

"Xiaoduo, your factory is too big, it must be 20 mu!" Cousin Zhuang Hu put it in his pocket, his eyes full of admiration.

Zhuang Xiaoduo: "It's more than 30, and there are still some behind, which have not been put into use. They will be put into use when the second and third batches of piggies come out."

Zhuang Hu looked at the clean pigsty, modern equipment, even the pig food was automatically stirred by the machine.

"Is there an air conditioner? My house doesn't even have one!"

After hearing this, Tang Huai smiled in a low voice, and said that he was going to order the pig feed for this issue.

After Tang Huai left, Zhuang Hu said softly: "Why did this Tang Huai get mixed up with you? He was like a widower when he came back last year during the Chinese New Year. He didn't visit the house or play mahjong during the New Year. A roll of firecrackers."

He clasped his hands together.

"You're a widower!" Zhuang Xiaoduo was slightly displeased, and then thought that his cousin didn't mean anything malicious. Even when he first came, Tang Huai didn't say a word for a long time, and he just gave orders.

He thought about it, and said to Zhuang Hu: "He just didn't know anyone at that time, and he was relatively lonely. You see, he was also very enthusiastic when I asked him to play."

Zhuang Hu curled his lips: "What, we take turns to ask him to go out to play during the Chinese New Year, and he doesn't go. They say that there are beauties in KTV and he doesn't mind. It's probably a no-go."

"You can't do it!" Zhuang Xiaoduo couldn't help raising his voice a little, attracting two employees around to look over.

He coughed in embarrassment: "He...he just, anyway, he's pretty good, without him this pig farm wouldn't be able to open."

Zhuang Hu stopped arguing with him, he didn't know why his smart cousin, who was a top student, defended him like an idiot.

Zhuang Hu tried to start a business once before. He set up a moving company in the county seat, but it closed down within half a year. He even took his own truck into it. Now he works as a short-distance freight driver for the Pearl River Delta Freight Company.

This person has been arrogant since he was a child, and his thoughts are always on his lips. He loves to brag, but fortunately, he can achieve one out of ten bragging rights. He said he passed the difficult B2 driver's license test, all at once.

Zhuang Hu left, saying that he would go home and ride his bicycle to go to the market.

The local county will go to the market three days before the Chinese New Year, mainly selling some New Year's goods needed for the New Year, and you can buy fresh ones if you go early.

Zhuang Xiaoduo and Tang Huai went to the county supermarket and farmer's market to do some shopping two days ago. They bought a lot of firecrackers, fireworks, candies and fruits.Today I also plan to go to the market to buy two fish, and then go shopping casually.

There was a huge flow of people at the New Year's Fair, and halfway through it was almost people walking side by side.

There are also some who don’t know what to do but still have to ride a bicycle to pass, and they can’t move 10 meters for a long time. Some new individual merchants even put down their burdens in the middle of the road and set up stalls to shout.

Zhuang Xiaoduo hugged his small cloth bag on the crossbody tightly to his chest, which is the unified posture for going to the market during the Chinese New Year.

Those who don't know how to do it and are unlucky will most likely be slapped in the face. If they have mobile phone cash, they will definitely not be able to get it back. There are so many people on these two streets that they can't find where they are by checking the surveillance.

"Buy some dried prawns!" Zhuang Xiaoduo saw the dried prawns that he had sundried for sale next to him, grabbed Tang Huai's belt and left.

Tang Huai stretched out his hand to protect Zhuang Xiaoduo like a guardrail, but failed to hold hands with him, so Zhuang Xiaoduo had to buckle his belt to control the direction. Tang Huai was tall, so at least he would not be hit in the face, and his vision was good.

After finally walking to the side of the stall, Zhuang Xiaoduo squatted down to communicate with the grandmother selling dried shrimps. Zhuang Xiaoduo picked up one and smelled it, it was very fragrant, and asked her to weigh himself two catties.

"If you're not happy, you can choose?" Grandma said.

Zhuang Xiaoduo smiled: "I don't choose."

After speaking, he threw the pinched dried prawn into the plastic bag that grandma found out.

Grandma still used the old hand scale, she moved the scale slowly, and turned the direction to show Zhuang Xiaoduo: "Look, it's 2 catties."

"Okay, grandma, your dried fish... ah

Zhuang Xiaoduo was pushed from behind, and his center of gravity was unsteady and he jumped forward, knocking two dustpans of grandma upside down, spilling dried shrimps and fish all over the floor.

"Oh!" Grandma wailed, and she was pushed up to her knees by Zhuang Xiaoduo's head, but fortunately she didn't fall down while sitting.

Zhuang Xiaoduo got up quickly, and before he had time to apologize to Grandma, he heard Tang Huai's roar.

"Are you fucking blind!"

He firmly grabbed the collar of the man who kicked Zhuang Xiaoduo.

That person wanted to say sorry at first, but he was so embarrassingly embarrassing that Tang Huai lifted his feet out of reach, so he replied angrily, "Who told him to stand in the way by the side of the road?! He deserves it!"

Zhuang Xiaoduo was afraid that Tang Huai would make a move, so he hurried up to move his mouth: "You come to the market and don't buy anything! You don't stop shopping!"

The group of people who watched the excitement around were eating melon seeds, smoking melon seeds, and smoking cigarettes, and they had no intention of coming up to persuade the fight. Zhuang Xiaoduo prayed in his heart to come and persuade the fight.

"Fucking idiot! Let me down!"

Zhuang Xiaoduo was also a little angry, and took a step forward: "Who are you scolding?"

The man stood on tiptoe, his neck was red: "I'll scold whoever is in the way."

Zhuang Xiaoduo yelled in his heart: Stop scolding!

Without saying a word, Tang Huai punched him in the face, and the surrounding crowd gave a neat wow as if they were watching a good show.

But it's not particularly serious, he just wanted to teach the bad mouth a lesson.

"You dare to hit me! Do you fucking know who I am?!"

Tang Huai put him down: "I know, idiot, because my fists only hit idiots."

Zhuang Xiaoduo secretly smiled.

The man didn't dare to fight back, he knew that he was definitely not the tall man's opponent, so he just wanted to take advantage of it and slipped away.

Before the words could be spoken, an angry voice came from not far away: "Where is the fight?! Get out of the way! Police!"

The crowd automatically gave way, and two policemen on duty walked over with their patrol dogs and holding batons.The man who was beaten felt guilty and wanted to run away.

Tang Huai felt something was wrong, pulled him back, grabbed his arm and kicked his knee, the man was kicked to the ground by Tang Huai, with his hands clasped behind his back.

As soon as the patrol dog approached, it jumped on the man and barked. Before the police could figure out what was going on at the scene, they saw Zhuang Xiaoduo obediently standing beside him.

"what happened?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo: ...

Policeman: "Speak! Which one hits which one?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo bowed his head, reluctantly pointed at Tang Huai, and pointed at the man kneeling on the ground: "He hit him. But comrade policeman, he was the first..."

Police: "Tell me back to the police station!"

Grandma: "Which one is responsible for my shrimp!"

The author has something to say: Xiaoduo: Stop hitting, stop hitting!

Author: Don't play spicy anymore~~~ (bgm mixed with the sound of rain)