Retired soldier king and his little sweetheart

"Loving pigs? Who would love pigs?" Tang Huai looked at Zhuang Xiaoduo in confusion.

Zhuang Xiaoduo rolled his eyes: "Nothing."

The results of the second round of the competition will not be announced until the end of the third round. Zhuang Xiaoduo resisted looking at the voting data in the backstage, and brought his piglet back.

Tang Huai's fat dog looked so fat that it couldn't move, it kept rubbing around Tang Huai and Zhuang Xiaoduo.

The third round was not over halfway, Zhuang Xiaoduo already regretted it, why couldn't figure out what to do with the "Song of Pigs", the taste of forty piglets howling in the ear is really not very good.

"Help..." Zhuang Xiaoduo was squatting with his mobile phone to record the cry of a pig with big ears.

"How many?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo-look: "91, the next one."

After all the pigs had finished crowing, Zhuang Xiaoduo's ears had already started to ring.He hugged the little pig back to the pigsty without love, and was dumbfounded.

Zhuang Aiguo held the results of the two rounds of the competition in his hand, and the four-person team from the pig farm was wiped out, and none of them even made it to the top three.

Only the 'Pig King Beauty Pageant' still has a chance.

The staff surrounded Zhuang Xiaoduo. He sat on a small bench and clicked on the voting link.

"! Jun Jun Jun

"Hey~"

"How could this be?"

The voices of employees' dislike came one after another.

The final winner was Gongsun He's Flash Pigman.

Zhuang Xiaoduo was also confused, is this a beauty pageant or an ugly one?Unconvinced, he clicked on the backstage to close the vote, refreshed it again, and Flash Pigman was still the first, with an overwhelming number of votes.

Several old employees of the pig farm knew Gongsun He, the silver-haired headquarter boss.

"Hack him." Tang Huai was smoking outside, looking handsome - flicking ash.

Zhuang Xiaoduo looked at him and gave him a wink. Before he could announce the good news to the staff, Gongsun He's voice call came.

"Haha! I won!"

It can't be black anymore.

The employees scattered in all directions speechlessly, and sent their precious pigs back to the pigsty.

Gongsun He opened the video: "I saw that you have closed the voting period. Did you see that? Brother's eyesight can't be wrong. What's wrong with ugliness? The beauty of ugliness is the characteristic. You guys, you still don't stand high enough."

Zhuang Xiaoduo smiled bitterly: "Congratulations."

Tang Huai came over and asked for his mobile phone, and also turned on the camera, looking at him through his nostrils: "We will go to pay you New Year's greetings after Chinese New Year's Eve."

"Let's talk about it, I don't have time." Gongsun He said.

After a quick chat, Zhuang Xiaoduo and Tang Huai were going to present awards to the employees, and now only two of the three big red envelopes they had prepared were needed.

Zhuang Xiaoduo transferred 1000 yuan to Gongsun, and the other party took it in seconds, and sent a piggy twisting butt emoticon package.Zhuang Xiaoduo thought it was cute, so he saved the emoji pack.

After distributing rewards to employees, they also distributed New Year's gifts. After each person had a box of apples, the two went home.

On the day of New Year's Eve, the temperature dropped sharply, close to 0 degrees.

Zhuang Xiaoduo was wearing a wire cap, with fluff covering his ears, but his hair was a little long, and the cap-pressed it a bit pierced his eyes.

Tang Huai was plucking chicken feathers, and white mist was formed from the scalding hot water, making his vision a bit blurred.

"so cute."

Zhuang Xiaoduo, who was peeling the nails of the chicken feet: "What?"

"Didn't you just - discharge electricity at me?"

"Who winked at you! I have itchy eyes!"

Tang Huai smiled, said naively, and continued to pluck the hair quickly.

There seems to be a spring breeze blowing in my heart. When I came to Chating Village a few years ago, I never thought that this year's Chinese New Year would be like this.At that time, he was alone in that small bungalow. He cooked a few dishes on New Year’s Eve, but because he was drunk early, he didn’t eat a few bites. He watched the old TV Spring Festival Gala at midnight, let off a small roll of firecrackers, and fell asleep chaotically. .

—When I am alone, the more lively the festival, the lonelier it will be.

The two of them haven't been idle since they woke up in the morning. There are too many things to prepare. After finishing the chicken, fish, pork, and various side dishes are also very troublesome.

After finally packing up the chicken and fish, Zhuang Xiaoduo urged to put up the Spring Festival couplets.

Zhuang Xiaoduo cut some rice cakes, boiled them in a small pot for a while, and got a pot of sticky rice cake paste.

"Is it crooked?" Zhuang Xiaoduo held up the horizontal batch with both hands in the test position.

Because Tang Huai was too strong, Zhuang Xiaoduo was worried that he would break the old ladder, so he asked him to help below, and he went up to post it by himself. After all, he had always been responsible for posting Spring Festival couplets.

Tang Huai held on to the ladder, not daring to back away, but only raised his head to look: "Turn to the left...a little to the left, that's fine."

Zhuang Xiaoduo put it on lightly, and then pressed it carefully to make it tight.

"Xiao Duo!"

"Ah?——" Zhuang Xiaoduo heard the third aunt calling him, turned around subconsciously, slipped on his feet, yelled, and fell on his back.

Zhuang Xiaoduo's first thought was "husband help!", and his second thought was "protect the head".

"Ah!" Third Aunt ran over, "It's fine if you didn't fall."

Zhuang Xiaoduo was hugged by Princess Tang Huai, his hat fell to the ground, and his soft hair hung down, a bit like the heroine in a Mary Su TV drama who was saved by a hero.

But the heroine is very beautiful, Zhuang Xiaoduo's expression is very ferocious.

His legs were weak, and he grabbed Tang Huai's collar tightly.

"Scared me……"

The third aunt just wanted to say to him, "Your poster is crooked", but she almost caused a catastrophe, so she left in despair.

After Zhuang Xiaoduo regained his senses, he looked up and got off his broken ladder. This is not the first time he has been on this ladder. It was also during the winter vacation of the university. /Zi—I carried myself to the ground, but fortunately there was a lot of grass on the ground at that time.

Tang Huai snorted at his head with his hand, and put the hat on for him.

"It's okay, sooner or later I will lay off this ladder!" Zhuang Xiaoduo took a few steps back after speaking, "Tang Huai, this horizontal criticism is crooked."

"Then re-paste it?"

"No, no, this broken ladder." Zhuang Xiaoduo still has lingering fears about the ladder that has been used for at least ten years.

Tang Huai stepped forward and knelt down: "Ride me."

Zhuang Xiaoduo: "Huh?"

I thought to myself how to make flirtatious talk and engage in hs.

"You ride on my neck, go up and make horizontal criticism." Tang Huai explained.

"Oh, good." Zhuang Xiaoduo—the old man blushed.Lifting his legs and stepping up, Tang Huai grabbed his ankles with his powerful hands, and stood up steadily. The instant weightlessness scared Zhuang Xiaoduo into hugging Tang Huai's head tightly, almost poking his nostrils.

Zhuang Xiaoduo - Spring Festival couplets are within reach.

Before the paste was dry, Zhuang Xiaoduo quickly adjusted his position.

"All right."

After Zhuang Xiaoduo landed, he looked up—look, he couldn't help laughing, Tang Huai asked him what's wrong?

Zhuang Xiaoduo opened his hands, his palms were covered with red paint from pressing the Spring Festival couplets: "It's all over your face."

Tang Huai's wheat-colored face was reddish unnaturally, coupled with his prickly head and thick eyebrows, he looked like a shy and innocent man in anime.

Afternoon—I have been preparing food, and the kitchen is in full swing.

"How do you make the skin face up?"

Tang Huai turned around and took a look, turned down the gas and came over to teach him: "It's not this time to put the skin on, that's it."

Tang Huai put Zhuang Xiaoduo's cut pork into a bowl with the skin side down, put pickled vegetables on it, and covered it with plastic wrap: "Put it on the pot and steam it."

Zhuang Xiaoduo thought to himself that what he ate before was not like this, but he insisted on the principle of not being bb, and obediently went to perform the task.

Busy until after three o'clock in the afternoon, some people started to set off firecrackers.

Eating is always very early on the New Year's Eve. Some families with a lot of people can eat from [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m.

Zhuang Xiao's family is not like that, the old man with a child, more than warm, not lively enough.

But he likes this very much. After dinner, lying on the sofa watching TV and eating melon seeds is his favorite New Year's Eve.

"Are you hungry?" Tang Huai handed him a spring roll.

Zhuang Xiaoduo opened his mouth to eat, and wiped the green pepper on his hand.

He decided to give Tang Huailu a hand, and cook his special dish, preserved egg with green pepper, this dish is not technically difficult, but the taste is really-waiting.

He turned on another stove, put it on a low heat, put on an iron grid for grilling, and put the green peppers on it to roast until the tiger skin appeared, and after a little cooling, he could easily put the green peppers on the grill. Peel off the skin and save the meat for later use.

Peel two more preserved eggs, put them in a mortar and beat them to pieces.

The two eggs were full of willfulness, Zhuang Xiaoduo beat them several times and the preserved eggs slipped away. He was so angry that he put his left hand on the mortar, leaving only a hole in the tiger's mouth for the stone stick, and gnashed his teeth to give a heavy hammer.

Tang Huai was frying egg dumplings, and when he heard him whispering, he asked him what he was doing?

"I'm making trouble!"

When Tang Huai heard the words and turned around, she was indeed making trouble.

Several rounds of firecrackers had been fired in ten miles and eight villages. At five o'clock, the sky darkened. Tang Huai added pork bone soup to the stir-fried base.

He brought the pot to the dining table, and Zhuang Xiaoduo urged him to go out to set off firecrackers at the door.

When Tang Huai saw this firecracker again, he still felt that it was too exaggerated. Even when the pig farm opened, it was not so big. Zhuang Xiaoduo could just hug it with both hands.

"Do you like it?" Zhuang Xiaoduo asked him with a stick of incense in his hand.

Tang Huai: "Yes, I like it."

Zhuang Xiaoduo smiled gratifiedly, before Zhuang Hu told him that last year Tang Huai released a dog so small that it was just about to run away when it was startled.

Hearing that he felt distressed and angry.

Let you see how much we have put up this year!The dog is so big that it has not finished letting it go all the way to the town!

Tang Huai spread out the roll of firecrackers and folded them back and forth three times from the door to the middle of the road before setting them up.

"I ordered it."

"Come on."

Zhuang Xiaoduo stretched out the incense, his hands trembling a little, and covered his ears with the other hand, looked around, saw the dog walking nearby, picked up a small stone and threw it over to drive it away.

"I ordered it." He said it again.

Tang Huai smiled, folded his hands on his chest: "Would you like me to have some?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo hurriedly said: "No, I'll order, I've ordered for so many years."

After finishing speaking—gritting his teeth, Zhuang Xiaoduo ran away at the moment of the fire, pulling Tang Huai in and trying to close the door.

Tang Huai hurriedly blocked it: "You can't close the door, it's New Year's Eve."

The sound of firecrackers was so loud that Zhuang Xiaoduo covered his ears with his hands and slipped into Tang Huai's arms.

He regretted it again, his ears suffered twice within three days, when the firecrackers ended, Zhuang Xiaoduo's ears were buzzing.

"Let's eat," Tang Huai said.

This is a hearty meal for two people after eating together. There are all kinds of chicken, duck and fish, and there are many special side dishes. In the middle is a rolling red soup hot pot.

Tang Huai brought pickled vegetables and meat and a big bowl from the kitchen: "Come on, watch."

After speaking, cover the big bowl on the meat, pour it up and down, lift the bowl, and a perfect one with sauerkraut on the bottom and pork skin on top will be fine.

"It's that simple." Zhuang Xiaoduo poured a glass of wine for the two of them.

"Tang Huai, Happy Chinese New Year!"

"Xiao Duo, happy Chinese New Year, I love you." Tang Huai raised his cup.

Zhuang Xiaoduo was suppressed, hurriedly added a sentence "I love you too", and took a small sip.

Halfway through the meal, Zhuang Xiaoduo was a little bit full, and started calling family and friends during the intermission to call New Year greetings.

The first one is Li Zhinan. Li Zhinan was at the seaside of the B&B when she first received the video. She organized the residents to celebrate the New Year together.

"Baby! Happy New Year!"

Zhuang Xiaoduo saw that she was still wearing a skirt, secretly envious of the average temperature over there.

"Happy New Year, Mom, have you had New Year's Eve dinner yet?"

Li Zhinan walked away a little bit and said: "I just ate a hot pot. This group of foreigners - they say they want Chinese food to eat hot pot. I mixed a plate of preserved eggs tonight, and I made a few young people stupid hahaha."

Zhuang Xiaoduo turned around while listening, so that Tang Huai could also appear in the video.

"Oh! Xiao Tang!" Li Zhinan said Happy New Year as usual, and when he saw the sumptuous dishes on their table, he couldn't help sighing: "Bao'er, how many days of leftovers do you have to eat?"

Zhuang Xiaoduo: "If you don't eat leftovers, is it still called Chinese New Year?"

The author has something to say: Preserved eggs and green peppers are really good for dinner, and I drool while writing, sucking and sucking.