Grandpa is here!
Chapter 20
At six o'clock in the afternoon, the part-timers Jiang Baifan and Pei Min got off work.
After a tiring day, both of them were so tired that their backs ached.
On the bus going home, Pei Min clicked on his cell phone, while Jiang Baifan was already slumped on the chair, he didn't want to move at all, he just subconsciously shook his sore arm.
Pei Min glanced at him sideways, put away the phone without hesitation, then leaned over, reached out and squeezed his arm gently.
His strength was just right, and it was quite refreshing to pinch the sore arm. Jiang Baifan squinted his eyes comfortably, but after a while, he withdrew his hand.
"You have worked hard all day, so don't pinch me."
"I'm fine." Pei Min said, "But it's true that I worked hard today! How about..."
"Why not?" Jiang Baifan suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Eat a good meal and make up for it."
"No, I won't go."
"It's already ordered." Pei Min seemed to know that he would refuse, so he took out his phone and showed Jiang Baifan the order page.
Jiang Baifan: "..."
Glancing at the settlement page, Jiang Baifan was speechless when the price exceeded one thousand.
"Refund the order!"
"No retreat."
"I don't like French food."
"Don't you like French food?" Pei Min glanced at him, "Then do you not like orange and foie gras, or roast chicken with balsamic vinegar? Or grilled eel egg roll?"
Jiang Baifan swallowed, and shook his head firmly: "I don't like it."
Pei Min clicked on the page and glanced at it again: "Just right! I didn't order anything you don't like! I ordered the rest."
"Don't order the rest."
"It's all settled, what can I do if the money is paid?"
Before the 100 yuan in his pocket was warmed up, Jiang Baifan gritted his teeth and insisted: "It's up to you, I won't go anyway."
"Aren't you going? I'm not going either, I'll just starve to death."
Jiang Baifan: "..."
Don't bring such threats!
"I will make delicious food for you when I get home, and I will return the order."
Pei Min looked at Jiang Baifan who was tired all day, and shook his head without thinking: "No retreat."
"How can I return?"
"No matter what."
Jiang Baifan: "..."
He was a little speechless, and a little hated that iron could not be made into steel.
sky!They only earned 100 yuan just now, and now they will spend more than 1000 yuan for a meal?
This guy really deserves to be his real grandson!It was exactly the same as Jiang Chenyu.
Jiang Baifan couldn't help but think of one thing.
One summer vacation, he took Jiang Chenchen and Jiang Chenyu to brave the sun to pick up bottles for three days and sold them for five yuan.
As a result, Jiang Chenyu bought a cone for one person just after getting the money and before it was warmed up. At that time, the Cantonese-style cream cone cost three yuan each. dollars.
At that time, Jiang Baifan, who was covered in black charcoal, looked at the cone in his hand and heard the voice of his heart breaking.
sky!Today's situation is exactly the same as that summer vacation, it is desperate!
Seeing that he was silent, Pei Min squeezed his arm again.
"In the ramen shop today, I was smelled by the ramen and beef. Now I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach. I don't want to eat anything, I just want to eat something good."
He still spoke in a calm manner, but his voice was a little soft, and there was a sense of grievance in people's ears. Those who didn't know thought that someone was abusing him and would not give him food.
Jiang Baifan couldn't take it anymore, he hesitated for a while before saying: "Go home first, I also smell of beef all over, let's talk after taking a shower."
He decided to procrastinate the matter first, in case some temporary situation arises and he can't go, then the 1000 yuan will definitely be saved.
He was so full of thoughts about this problem that he didn't bring anything, not even underwear, when he went to the bathroom to take a shower.
This apartment only has 3 bedrooms, 1 living room, 1 kitchen, and 1 bathroom. They haven't lived in it for a long time. In fact, they don't have all the daily necessities. Except for the bathing handkerchief, they don't even have that kind of big bath towel.
This also means that if Jiang Baifan wants to go back to his room to get dressed, he can only cover himself with a wet towel, walk through the hall with bare buttocks, and walk in front of Pei Min who is waiting for him, before he can return to the room smoothly.
Thinking of that scene, Jiang Baifan hesitated for a while, then put down the shower curtain and asked Pei Min to help him get his underwear.
Pei Min, who was sitting in the living room waiting for him, didn't refuse. He took the suit and walked in. Everything was normal, but no one knew that the bathroom just after taking a shower would be so slippery that the entire floor felt like it was painted. Soap, slipped until the person who just stepped in jumped straight forward.
Jiang Baifan, who had just opened the corner of the shower curtain, watched Pei Min rushing towards him.
There was a splash of water in the bathtub...
Anyway, it happened in a split second, and the whole scene was in such a mess that it almost hit the ground.
A veritable chicken-and-egg fight!The pronunciation of egg should be emphasized.
Fortunately, I didn't break my lips this time.
It's just...cough...
When he came out, Jiang Baifan was still a little dazed, but Pei Min was quite normal, the corners of his lips were slightly curved, making him seem to be in a good mood.
"Did you wash up? We should go to eat."
"Don't go." Jiang Baifan touched his butt/butt, and said confidently: "I just fell, and my butt/butt hurts! I don't want to go anywhere."
"Did you fall on your ass?"
"Hmm! It's swollen."
Pei Min glanced at it, "No, it's pretty good."
Jiang Baifan said angrily: "You can't see that my butt/butt is swollen just because it's big."
"It's big, but it's really not swollen." Pei Min rubbed the bruised hand joints, and said slowly: "It fell on my hand, and my hand hasn't swollen yet. How could it be swollen?"
Jiang Baifan: "..."
He pretended to be dead, choosing not to understand the meaning of the words, and still struggling for the 1000 yuan: "But I really hurt a little."
"Then let's take a taxi!"
"No." Jiang Baifan shook his head, and he had to pay for a taxi.
"Then let them come to your door?"
"No." Jiang Baifan continued to shake his head, and there must be a service fee for the delivery.
Both of them were prehistoric stubborn, standing in the living room and looking at each other, neither of them let go first.
After a confrontation for 1 minute.
Pei Min stopped talking, walked directly to Jiang Baifan, and picked him up without saying a word, "That's fine, it saves taxi fares and service charges."
"Hmm... your back hits my stomach."
"That's it?"
Pei Min was not annoyed by being picked on all the time, and turned around to give him another princess hug.
Jiang Baifan convinced him, there really are people more stubborn than him in this world.
"Okay, you let me down, I'll go, can't I go?"
According to his appearance, today's meal has to be eaten even if he doesn't eat it. If that's the case, he might as well eat it with his stomach open.
This French restaurant is one of the top in J City. Except for the small portion, the taste is of course nothing to say.
Jiang Baifan was not used to it, he held the knife and fork unfamiliarly, and murmured softly: "Why do I think chopsticks are better?"
"Do you want chopsticks?" Pei Min's ears were sharp, and he could hear his muttering in a low voice.
Jiang Baifan blinked, wondering: "Will there be chopsticks here?"
"I don't know, let me ask."
"Wait."
"what happened?"
"Ask them again if they have any rice." Jiang Baifan put down the knife and fork in his hand, and said with some embarrassment: "I want to eat a little bit."
"Okay." Pei Min nodded and beckoned to the waiter, asking him to add a bowl of rice and a pair of chopsticks.
The waiter didn't say anything, just walked away with a smile on his face.
But the person at the opposite table who heard their conversation burst out laughing.
"Ha... order rice at this kind of place, where did this bumpkin come from?"
"That's right! You still need chopsticks, so why not go to the food stall? Why are you here? You even asked the waiter to bring them for them. Don't you think it's embarrassing?"
"They have never seen the world, and I doubt whether they will be able to pay for this meal later."
The two people at the opposite table deliberately spoke loudly as if they were afraid that others would not be able to hear them. The rest of the people who were eating at the table couldn't help but look this way when they heard the movement.
Jiang Baifan was a little uncomfortable here, but when they said this, he was at a loss and couldn't sit still.
In fact, his family is not poor, no!Seriously speaking, his elder brothers' families are not poor, but the elderly have always lived in the countryside because they miss the old days.
Although they live in the countryside, most of the nephews are well-off and have earned money outside. Some have opened factories, some have opened restaurants, and some have started companies.
Every year during the holidays, there is a lot of money to honor them.
When it comes to Chinese New Year, Jiang Baifan has to take the New Year's money from his older brothers, and he has to collect the filial money from his nephews. After so many years, his wife has saved it all.
But after all, he came from the countryside, because his parents are gone, and he is not used to extravagance and waste, so he has never been to such a high-end place.
So he doesn't understand some rules.
The current situation is especially like the situation where he was sitting among a group of elderly people in the last bowl of pork meat served at the banquet in his hometown, debating whether he should be the first to use his chopsticks to pinch the pork meat.
He wasn't sure if it was his own lack of etiquette or the fault of others.
So the usually sharp-tongued one didn't know how to refute them now.
Pei Min on the side had already turned cold. He who seldom swears, actually turned back.
"Who stipulated that rice can't be eaten here, and who stipulated that chopsticks can't be used here? Since the waiter brought it to me, it proves that it can be used here."
The person on the opposite side sneered: "There are always some people who don't know what to do. There is no way, and the waiter has to understand you. But! If you want to eat rice with chopsticks, you don't know how to go to a food stall? You are not embarrassed, we will embarrass you for you."
"Where do I use chopsticks, it's blocking your eyes."
"If you use chopsticks here, it's in the way of my eyes."
"Joke! I'm in a country where chopsticks are used. Eating a bowl of rice with chopsticks is in the way of your eyes? Do you dare to go back and say this to your ancestors who have used chopsticks for thousands of years?"
Pei Min was unusually calm, he spoke slowly as usual, but it made the group of people opposite him look anxious.
He replied word by word: "How many times have you eaten Western food, and you really feel that you are superior?!"
"Whether I am superior to others, I don't know, but I know that your poor appearance has been imprinted in your bones."
"Ridiculous! Some dogs think they are humans when they take off their skins!"
"It's ridiculous. Some dogs don't even take off their skins, and they still have to go up..."
The people at the two tables were arguing more and more fiercely, and the waiter couldn't persuade them anymore, and it seemed impossible to end it.
The waiter could only go to the third floor to ask for the manager, sweating profusely. After understanding the whole story, Manager Liu hurried downstairs to mediate.
When I got out of the elevator, I met a fat man with a big belly, carrying a birdcage, and wearing a Tang suit passing by.
Manager Liu was stunned for a moment, then his eyes lit up, and he called out respectfully: "Boss!"
"Old Liu! Where are you going in a hurry?"
"The boss is like this..." Manager Liu told the boss what the waiter told him from the beginning to the end.
"Who are these two parties?"
"The one who asks for chopsticks is a student with no background, and the one who mocks is an acquaintance."
"Who?"
"The second son of the Li family who has friendship with you."
"Li Xu?"
"Yes."
"Go and deal with it! Don't offend Li Er, I still have a little friendship with his father."
"Yes, boss." The manager nodded and left with a look of understanding.
The fat uncle was obviously not interested. He was carrying the birdcage and was about to leave. He glanced casually at the place of the quarrel, but he spotted a familiar figure.
It was a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, wearing the student uniform of Chengnan No. [-] High School, with a sumptuous French meal on the table in front of him, but the strange thing was that there was a bowl of rice and a pair of chopsticks in front of him, and his slender fingers Tangled pinching on the chopsticks, the expression on his face was angry and annoyed.
The fat uncle was taken aback, his thick black eyebrows twitched and trembled: Damn it!Why does this person look more and more familiar?
Isn't this him... yao... Uncle Yao?
After a tiring day, both of them were so tired that their backs ached.
On the bus going home, Pei Min clicked on his cell phone, while Jiang Baifan was already slumped on the chair, he didn't want to move at all, he just subconsciously shook his sore arm.
Pei Min glanced at him sideways, put away the phone without hesitation, then leaned over, reached out and squeezed his arm gently.
His strength was just right, and it was quite refreshing to pinch the sore arm. Jiang Baifan squinted his eyes comfortably, but after a while, he withdrew his hand.
"You have worked hard all day, so don't pinch me."
"I'm fine." Pei Min said, "But it's true that I worked hard today! How about..."
"Why not?" Jiang Baifan suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Eat a good meal and make up for it."
"No, I won't go."
"It's already ordered." Pei Min seemed to know that he would refuse, so he took out his phone and showed Jiang Baifan the order page.
Jiang Baifan: "..."
Glancing at the settlement page, Jiang Baifan was speechless when the price exceeded one thousand.
"Refund the order!"
"No retreat."
"I don't like French food."
"Don't you like French food?" Pei Min glanced at him, "Then do you not like orange and foie gras, or roast chicken with balsamic vinegar? Or grilled eel egg roll?"
Jiang Baifan swallowed, and shook his head firmly: "I don't like it."
Pei Min clicked on the page and glanced at it again: "Just right! I didn't order anything you don't like! I ordered the rest."
"Don't order the rest."
"It's all settled, what can I do if the money is paid?"
Before the 100 yuan in his pocket was warmed up, Jiang Baifan gritted his teeth and insisted: "It's up to you, I won't go anyway."
"Aren't you going? I'm not going either, I'll just starve to death."
Jiang Baifan: "..."
Don't bring such threats!
"I will make delicious food for you when I get home, and I will return the order."
Pei Min looked at Jiang Baifan who was tired all day, and shook his head without thinking: "No retreat."
"How can I return?"
"No matter what."
Jiang Baifan: "..."
He was a little speechless, and a little hated that iron could not be made into steel.
sky!They only earned 100 yuan just now, and now they will spend more than 1000 yuan for a meal?
This guy really deserves to be his real grandson!It was exactly the same as Jiang Chenyu.
Jiang Baifan couldn't help but think of one thing.
One summer vacation, he took Jiang Chenchen and Jiang Chenyu to brave the sun to pick up bottles for three days and sold them for five yuan.
As a result, Jiang Chenyu bought a cone for one person just after getting the money and before it was warmed up. At that time, the Cantonese-style cream cone cost three yuan each. dollars.
At that time, Jiang Baifan, who was covered in black charcoal, looked at the cone in his hand and heard the voice of his heart breaking.
sky!Today's situation is exactly the same as that summer vacation, it is desperate!
Seeing that he was silent, Pei Min squeezed his arm again.
"In the ramen shop today, I was smelled by the ramen and beef. Now I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach. I don't want to eat anything, I just want to eat something good."
He still spoke in a calm manner, but his voice was a little soft, and there was a sense of grievance in people's ears. Those who didn't know thought that someone was abusing him and would not give him food.
Jiang Baifan couldn't take it anymore, he hesitated for a while before saying: "Go home first, I also smell of beef all over, let's talk after taking a shower."
He decided to procrastinate the matter first, in case some temporary situation arises and he can't go, then the 1000 yuan will definitely be saved.
He was so full of thoughts about this problem that he didn't bring anything, not even underwear, when he went to the bathroom to take a shower.
This apartment only has 3 bedrooms, 1 living room, 1 kitchen, and 1 bathroom. They haven't lived in it for a long time. In fact, they don't have all the daily necessities. Except for the bathing handkerchief, they don't even have that kind of big bath towel.
This also means that if Jiang Baifan wants to go back to his room to get dressed, he can only cover himself with a wet towel, walk through the hall with bare buttocks, and walk in front of Pei Min who is waiting for him, before he can return to the room smoothly.
Thinking of that scene, Jiang Baifan hesitated for a while, then put down the shower curtain and asked Pei Min to help him get his underwear.
Pei Min, who was sitting in the living room waiting for him, didn't refuse. He took the suit and walked in. Everything was normal, but no one knew that the bathroom just after taking a shower would be so slippery that the entire floor felt like it was painted. Soap, slipped until the person who just stepped in jumped straight forward.
Jiang Baifan, who had just opened the corner of the shower curtain, watched Pei Min rushing towards him.
There was a splash of water in the bathtub...
Anyway, it happened in a split second, and the whole scene was in such a mess that it almost hit the ground.
A veritable chicken-and-egg fight!The pronunciation of egg should be emphasized.
Fortunately, I didn't break my lips this time.
It's just...cough...
When he came out, Jiang Baifan was still a little dazed, but Pei Min was quite normal, the corners of his lips were slightly curved, making him seem to be in a good mood.
"Did you wash up? We should go to eat."
"Don't go." Jiang Baifan touched his butt/butt, and said confidently: "I just fell, and my butt/butt hurts! I don't want to go anywhere."
"Did you fall on your ass?"
"Hmm! It's swollen."
Pei Min glanced at it, "No, it's pretty good."
Jiang Baifan said angrily: "You can't see that my butt/butt is swollen just because it's big."
"It's big, but it's really not swollen." Pei Min rubbed the bruised hand joints, and said slowly: "It fell on my hand, and my hand hasn't swollen yet. How could it be swollen?"
Jiang Baifan: "..."
He pretended to be dead, choosing not to understand the meaning of the words, and still struggling for the 1000 yuan: "But I really hurt a little."
"Then let's take a taxi!"
"No." Jiang Baifan shook his head, and he had to pay for a taxi.
"Then let them come to your door?"
"No." Jiang Baifan continued to shake his head, and there must be a service fee for the delivery.
Both of them were prehistoric stubborn, standing in the living room and looking at each other, neither of them let go first.
After a confrontation for 1 minute.
Pei Min stopped talking, walked directly to Jiang Baifan, and picked him up without saying a word, "That's fine, it saves taxi fares and service charges."
"Hmm... your back hits my stomach."
"That's it?"
Pei Min was not annoyed by being picked on all the time, and turned around to give him another princess hug.
Jiang Baifan convinced him, there really are people more stubborn than him in this world.
"Okay, you let me down, I'll go, can't I go?"
According to his appearance, today's meal has to be eaten even if he doesn't eat it. If that's the case, he might as well eat it with his stomach open.
This French restaurant is one of the top in J City. Except for the small portion, the taste is of course nothing to say.
Jiang Baifan was not used to it, he held the knife and fork unfamiliarly, and murmured softly: "Why do I think chopsticks are better?"
"Do you want chopsticks?" Pei Min's ears were sharp, and he could hear his muttering in a low voice.
Jiang Baifan blinked, wondering: "Will there be chopsticks here?"
"I don't know, let me ask."
"Wait."
"what happened?"
"Ask them again if they have any rice." Jiang Baifan put down the knife and fork in his hand, and said with some embarrassment: "I want to eat a little bit."
"Okay." Pei Min nodded and beckoned to the waiter, asking him to add a bowl of rice and a pair of chopsticks.
The waiter didn't say anything, just walked away with a smile on his face.
But the person at the opposite table who heard their conversation burst out laughing.
"Ha... order rice at this kind of place, where did this bumpkin come from?"
"That's right! You still need chopsticks, so why not go to the food stall? Why are you here? You even asked the waiter to bring them for them. Don't you think it's embarrassing?"
"They have never seen the world, and I doubt whether they will be able to pay for this meal later."
The two people at the opposite table deliberately spoke loudly as if they were afraid that others would not be able to hear them. The rest of the people who were eating at the table couldn't help but look this way when they heard the movement.
Jiang Baifan was a little uncomfortable here, but when they said this, he was at a loss and couldn't sit still.
In fact, his family is not poor, no!Seriously speaking, his elder brothers' families are not poor, but the elderly have always lived in the countryside because they miss the old days.
Although they live in the countryside, most of the nephews are well-off and have earned money outside. Some have opened factories, some have opened restaurants, and some have started companies.
Every year during the holidays, there is a lot of money to honor them.
When it comes to Chinese New Year, Jiang Baifan has to take the New Year's money from his older brothers, and he has to collect the filial money from his nephews. After so many years, his wife has saved it all.
But after all, he came from the countryside, because his parents are gone, and he is not used to extravagance and waste, so he has never been to such a high-end place.
So he doesn't understand some rules.
The current situation is especially like the situation where he was sitting among a group of elderly people in the last bowl of pork meat served at the banquet in his hometown, debating whether he should be the first to use his chopsticks to pinch the pork meat.
He wasn't sure if it was his own lack of etiquette or the fault of others.
So the usually sharp-tongued one didn't know how to refute them now.
Pei Min on the side had already turned cold. He who seldom swears, actually turned back.
"Who stipulated that rice can't be eaten here, and who stipulated that chopsticks can't be used here? Since the waiter brought it to me, it proves that it can be used here."
The person on the opposite side sneered: "There are always some people who don't know what to do. There is no way, and the waiter has to understand you. But! If you want to eat rice with chopsticks, you don't know how to go to a food stall? You are not embarrassed, we will embarrass you for you."
"Where do I use chopsticks, it's blocking your eyes."
"If you use chopsticks here, it's in the way of my eyes."
"Joke! I'm in a country where chopsticks are used. Eating a bowl of rice with chopsticks is in the way of your eyes? Do you dare to go back and say this to your ancestors who have used chopsticks for thousands of years?"
Pei Min was unusually calm, he spoke slowly as usual, but it made the group of people opposite him look anxious.
He replied word by word: "How many times have you eaten Western food, and you really feel that you are superior?!"
"Whether I am superior to others, I don't know, but I know that your poor appearance has been imprinted in your bones."
"Ridiculous! Some dogs think they are humans when they take off their skins!"
"It's ridiculous. Some dogs don't even take off their skins, and they still have to go up..."
The people at the two tables were arguing more and more fiercely, and the waiter couldn't persuade them anymore, and it seemed impossible to end it.
The waiter could only go to the third floor to ask for the manager, sweating profusely. After understanding the whole story, Manager Liu hurried downstairs to mediate.
When I got out of the elevator, I met a fat man with a big belly, carrying a birdcage, and wearing a Tang suit passing by.
Manager Liu was stunned for a moment, then his eyes lit up, and he called out respectfully: "Boss!"
"Old Liu! Where are you going in a hurry?"
"The boss is like this..." Manager Liu told the boss what the waiter told him from the beginning to the end.
"Who are these two parties?"
"The one who asks for chopsticks is a student with no background, and the one who mocks is an acquaintance."
"Who?"
"The second son of the Li family who has friendship with you."
"Li Xu?"
"Yes."
"Go and deal with it! Don't offend Li Er, I still have a little friendship with his father."
"Yes, boss." The manager nodded and left with a look of understanding.
The fat uncle was obviously not interested. He was carrying the birdcage and was about to leave. He glanced casually at the place of the quarrel, but he spotted a familiar figure.
It was a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, wearing the student uniform of Chengnan No. [-] High School, with a sumptuous French meal on the table in front of him, but the strange thing was that there was a bowl of rice and a pair of chopsticks in front of him, and his slender fingers Tangled pinching on the chopsticks, the expression on his face was angry and annoyed.
The fat uncle was taken aback, his thick black eyebrows twitched and trembled: Damn it!Why does this person look more and more familiar?
Isn't this him... yao... Uncle Yao?
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