On the Feasibility of Chefs Saving the World

When Qinghuai was choosing the sweater, she didn't see clearly that there was a pattern on the back of this black sweater.

Still behind the hat, there is a small but eye-catching red embroidered heart!

This is not as good as the pink cat sweater just now - at least it can be argued that the two are members of the Animal Protection Association...

Qing Huai had never been in a relationship before, and for the first time he pretended to be a couple, he turned out to be a gay man wearing a couple outfit under the watchful eyes of everyone. His cheeks became hot uncontrollably, and he glared at Osamu Dazai several times, telling him to keep close to himself during the walk. distance.

But Osamu Dazai seemed to appreciate the joy of teasing young people. On the contrary, he stuck to him tightly. He followed the young man wherever he went, and "kindly" arranged the other's hat evenly, so that the half-slap-sized heart stood out.

"Osamu Dazai!"

Qing Huai was very ashamed, her pair of raised peach blossom eyes were reddened by the heat, and her pure black pupils were moist, rippling a pool of waves.

Even though the black mask covered most of his face, Osamu Dazai still guessed that the other person's face was flushed.

——It's really interesting!

The wicked black-haired man thought so.

"Hey, boss." Dazai Osamu hooked the young man's shoulder, pointed to a western restaurant opposite, and said, "I'm hungry, let's go eat something."

"Take your hand far away." Qing Huai'er's tip was red, and he paused every word.

Osamu Dazai spread his hands helplessly, "Let's go, boss, don't you want to go back to make the menu tonight?"

Qinghuai snorted coldly, pulled up her mask, and walked to the front on her own.

……

"They're coming, they're coming!"

Atsushi Nakajima almost buried his head in the pizza.

"It's not that you're in love," Edogawa Ranpo smiled, "Why are you so guilty?"

"Because I can't imagine Mr. Dazai falling in love at all..." The white-haired boy's three views seemed to be subverted in an instant, and he collapsed, "He doesn't look like he would like people on Earth!"

Although Mr. Dazai always said that he likes gentle and sexy women, and he has never lacked in the pursuit of beautiful women, but he has never seen any woman he had contact with beyond friendship...

——Is it because of inappropriate gender?

Atsushi Nakajima suddenly realized.

Kunikida Doppo calmed down, he just sent a text message to the president, and the president actually said that the young man was an important person that Osamu Dazai wanted to support.

——This guy Dazai...

The yellow-haired man's pupils shrank slightly, as if he realized something.

——Dazai shouldn’t be under the unspoken rules!

But he quickly shook his head, denying his absurd idea, because Osamu Dazai obviously looked very happy, obviously enjoying himself.

— but it's not impossible to enjoy while unspoken...

On the other side, at the entrance of the western restaurant, Osamu Dazai thoughtfully took the first step and opened the door for Qinghuai.

Immediately afterwards, he was slightly taken aback, narrowing his iris-colored eyes, as if he saw a familiar person here.

"Boss." The man grabbed Qing Huai's arm and pointed to the seat by the window, "Let's sit there."

Qing Huai followed his gaze, "But there's no room left." There was already a table seated near the window, but Qing Huai paused, and the three people sitting there had different expressions. They were all different, but they all lowered their heads and gnawed on the pizza in front of them.

it's wired.

"Is that someone you know?" Qing Huai sensed it keenly.

"Ah, yes, so you're welcome." Osamu Dazai took Qinghuai and walked over directly, "They are all my partners in the detective agency."

"Good afternoon, everyone!" Osamu Dazai raised his hand and greeted with a smile.

The three of them raised their heads stiffly, feeling headaches when they saw the man's familiar smiling face.

"Mr. Tai, Mr. Dazai, long time no see." Nakajima Atsushi said hello as a junior.

Kunikida Doppo adjusted his glasses: "Dazai, this is...?"

"Are you a lover?" Edogawa Ranpo answered with a smile.

Qinghuai panicked: "No, I'm not, I didn't..."

"Of course." Osamu Dazai grinned, and put his hands on Qing Huai's shoulders naturally, "Can't you tell? They are both wearing the same style of couple sweaters, so it doesn't look like a couple?"

Edogawa Ranpo thought for a while, and said: "If they are more intimate, there will be fewer flaws."

"Ah." Osamu Dazai hammered his left palm with his right hand, "I see."

Qinghuai: "..."

——Are they pretending to be a couple?It's no wonder that Mr. Luanbu looked calm just now, but he had already seen it.

Atsushi Nakajima scratched his head, as if he was embarrassed by the surprise he yelled just now.

Osamu Dazai introduced: "This is Qinghuai, and he is my boss now."

The three invited the two to sit down and eat together, and Qing Huai got to know them one by one.

"So you are the owner of the izakaya restaurant across the street?" Atsushi Nakajima asked in surprise, "I have never eaten there before."

Kunikida Doppo was concerned about another question, "That is to say, you bastard Dazai has been working opposite the detective agency?"

"Ah, didn't I tell you?" Osamu Dazai laughed rascally, "I probably forgot."

The yellow-haired man had veins popping out of his forehead. If Qing Huai hadn't been present, the notebook in his hand would have hit him in the face.

"But why are you pretending to be a couple?" Atsushi Nakajima asked, "Is it also a mission requirement?"

"It's for a disguised investigation." The man bit a piece of bread with the meal, "We are completing the mission in a serious manner—it can be called a dangerous mission at the level of dismantling a nuclear bomb with bare hands!"

Qinghuai: ...

Atsushi Nakajima was so shocked that he even dropped the pizza, listening to Osamu Dazai tell the story——

"It was a gloomy afternoon. There were man-eating swamps and murderous vines all over the forest. If you don't pay attention, you will die..." Osamu Dazai asked Atsushi Nakajima to hand him the untouched creamy mushroom soup in front of him. Swallowing his stomach unceremoniously, he continued, "The mission of my boss and I is to hunt a huge red beast. It has dense teeth and amazing bite force. It can eat five little devils like you in one bite—— "

"Then what will happen if I use "Moonbeast"?"

Osamu Dazai pondered, "Let's make a [-]-[-]..."

Qinghuai listened expressionlessly to Osamu Dazai fooling the child, and made the red porpoise into Godzilla, bluffing the other party by surprise.

"You don't have eyes when you walk!"

An angry scolding voice instantly attracted the attention of everyone around. A middle-aged office worker suddenly stood up from his seat, pointing at the waitress who kept bowing and apologizing——

"How do you pay for it? I'm going to see a client this afternoon!" The man scolded angrily, "This is a handmade calfskin shoe, can you afford it?!"

"Guest, I'm really sorry, may I clean it up for you right away?" The waitress was very embarrassed and tried to discuss a solution.

But the office worker was not forgiving, cursing and saying: "Today is really fucking unlucky, what kind of shit happened to me!"

"Sorry sorry..."

Qing Huai frowned, half-closed her eyes, and there was another itching from the tip of her nose——

He was right, when the noise happened, the first thing that caught his attention was not the man's voice, but a sweet and pungent smell—it was close to the smell of flowers, but it was unnatural, and even gave off a faint smell due to the smell. stench.

It smells very similar to that rose.

"Boss, look at his table." Dazai Osamu suddenly approached, and patted Qing Huai's ear with his warm breath.

Qing Huai looked over awkwardly, and took the opportunity to get too close to the man.

But in the next second, his attention was shifted immediately, and goose bumps appeared all over his body.

On the dinner plate of the middle-aged social animal, there are layers of pink egg-shaped particles that are piled up one after another. The number is huge, and they are still shaking slightly when piled up, like...

"It's breathing."

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-03-1314:46:48~2021-03-1413:45:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Yunxiaoyan; 5 bottles of Afan; 1 bottle of Xuehu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!