On the Feasibility of Chefs Saving the World

"Akutagawa." Osamu Dazai looked sideways, "Please portmafia continue to follow up, the earthquake just now is very likely to be replaced again, please let us know if you find any abnormalities... Also, I think I need to see the little girl you mentioned guy."

The man grinned his neat white teeth, and resumed his usual casual smile, "It sounds like a very interesting kid to be able to keep silent under Mafia."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke nodded, "No problem."

The four people drinking coke behind the bar raised their hands, as if they had something to say.

"I can't get in touch with Mr. Gojo Wu." Pang Da scratched his furry stomach and shook his phone, "I haven't read the text messages on my phone."

Knotweed Youruhito said, "The phone also shows that it's turned off."

"Obviously I was still here just now." Zenyuan Maki said, "I said I saw something interesting, but it disappeared in a blink of an eye."

As she said that, she frowned, remembering the scene when Mr. Gojo Wu, who was in charge of the periphery when he was removing the curse, suddenly disappeared and went to the street corner to queue up to buy octopus balls. Although she returned in time to solve the problem, she lost a part of the curse. A long-sword spell tool that is not cheap...

Osamu Dazai added fuel to the fire, "Hey, what an irresponsible Oji-san."

The dog curly spine nodded, "Salmon roe."

"Chanyuan, what interesting thing did you just say?" Only Qing Huai grasped the point, "What did he see—"

The young man's words were interrupted unexpectedly.

"Where did the bastard uncle come from! Let me go!" The roaring boy's voice rang along with the tinkling wind chimes.

Everyone present turned their heads to look at the past.

"Yes, please be patient, and I will let you go later~" The white-haired teacher who was still criticized by everyone just now pushed a golden figure into the door, and raised his hand to the izakaya. Everyone say hello.

Crowd: ...

The corners of Akutagawa Ryunosuke's eyes twitched fiercely, his face looked slightly gloomy under the cold white emergency light, his eyes were fixed on the blond boy, thoughtful.

Osamu Dazai noticed this keenly.

"You guys know each other?" The man glanced at the blond boy who was tied up into a rice dumpling, and sure enough, he read a trace of confusion from the panicked expression on the other side, as if to say, why is it you again...

"It's him, the one that neither my "Rashomon" nor Mr. Nakahara can catch." Akutagawa Ryunosuke had a rare look at the tall white-haired man, a little surprised and a little bit Confuse.

He seems to have easily overpowered the boy.

"The shorty's ability effect is mainly attacking, and he is not good at tracking, but Akutagawa, you can't trap this little devil, that guy looks like a junior high school student at most." Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows and spoke. Without mercy, "So weak."

"..." Akutagawa Ryunosuke pursed his lips, his eyes dimmed.

"Hey, what qualifications do you have to criticize others? You know that your physical skills are also half-baked..." Qinghuai complained, and looked sideways at the whimpering boy under Dazaiji's sad eyes, "This is the person in the photo ?”

"What?——what photo?" Gojo Satoru looked excited, "This kid has a strange power in his body, I'll tie it up for you to see."

"...You will be arrested by the police if you do this, Teacher Human Trafficker." Qinghuai sighed, unable to understand the white hair's brain circuit, and briefly explained the photo and the guess just now.

Gojo Satoru was silent for three seconds, and with a fist and a hammer, "Ah, I see, I caught an alien!"

"——I think he is very wrong!" The white-haired man continued, "When I caught him, he kept calling me Mr. Kakashi, asking me why I put the mask on my eyes, should I do it? What kind of special counseling before the exam--it sounds like the teacher-student relationship of aliens is very open... well, don't look at me with that kind of eyes, I'm not envious--after I took off the blindfold, this kid looks like a loach I also wanted to run away, and it was very troublesome to deal with, so I tied him up with the magic tool of my classmates in the Zen Academy."

Zenyuan Maki: No wonder that rope looks so familiar...

Pang Da: So I'm still envious...

"It's not an alien, it's a person from another dimension." Qinghuai corrected a sentence, and continued to ask, "You said there is a strange power in his body?"

"Ah, this." Gojo Satoru nodded, "It's similar to Youruhito—"

Knotabagi Youroto was suddenly named, and his eyes widened, "What..."

"It seems that there is a super curse hidden in the body." Gojo Goto paused, "No, it is something more terrifying than a super curse."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone in the room fell into silence. They more or less understood the concept of super curses. It would be a miracle that Yuren Yuzhang was still alive after swallowing Su Nuo's fingers. If the boy had bit-level curses hidden in his body What's more terrifying, it's unimaginable.

"However, there are differences in the level of special grade." Gojo Satoru added, "I think that thing should have the same power as the double-faced Su Nuo, and it is also in a sealed state—otherwise this kid's body/body would have been born in a mortal body early. It exploded."

"..." Since the earthquake, Qinghuai's brows have not been relaxed, and he is very worried now.

——It was just an earthquake that summoned this kind of kid with monster-level abilities, so what happens after the wormhole expands?It is estimated that the world will be destroyed by these inexplicable people before Japan collapses.

Osamu Dazai seemed to be aware of his boyfriend's worry, thinking that no one else could see him, he quietly held his hand.

Ever since he was satirized by Mr. Dazai, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who had been depressed, had a panoramic view of this scene, his pupils trembling.

——Even good friends can't hold hands to comfort each other!

He glanced at Qing Huai in horror. The little chef who was very weak in his eyes seemed to be covered with a veil of mystery now.

——If he is Mr. Dazai's lover, then what would Mr. Dazai think of the harsh attitude he made on the training ground before?

Akutagawa, who is known as a murderer, finally knows what panic, guilt and embarrassment are at this moment. He thought that this guy was the same as Atsushi Nakajima in Mr. Dazai's heart, and at most he was just a student... But, who would have expected that It will be this way!

On the other hand, he once blatantly bullied the teacher's lover in front of his former teacher.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: ... Anyway, I'm panicking right now.

"Hey! Don't just chat on your own! I'm still tied up!" The blond boy shouted in dismay, his cat's whiskers distorted, "Where is this place!"

Osamu Dazai gave a suspicious "Hey", walked in and squatted down, and took off the forehead protector from the boy's forehead, "Is this a totem of some organization? Yamaguchi-gumi ninja?"

"Hey!" The boy struggled, his blue eyes glaring fiercely at the man in front of him, "Give me back my forehead protector!"

Osamu Dazai grabbed the cloth and flung it out of the circle viciously, "I won't give you a little bit, what can you do to me, brat?"

"Dazai..." Qing Huai had just opened his mouth when suddenly a cloud of smoke rose from where the blond boy was—

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

Osamu Dazai:! ! !

The man turned his head abruptly, threw himself in front of Qinghuai, and covered the young man's eyes, "I didn't see it...you are not allowed to see it either!"

"..."

Qinghuai's eyes were pitch black, but the scene just now couldn't be lingered.

After the smoke dissipated, the blond boy turned into a naked beautiful girl, and the impact was indeed much greater than that of a super curse.

Crowd: ...

Gojo Satoru: "Oh, all underage children should close their eyes—Panda, don't try to take advantage of your loopholes. Even though you are a curse, you are still a minor under Japanese law."

"What the hell, I can't use body substitutes..." The blond boy changed back, cursing, "Let go of me!"

Qing Huai pulled Dazai Osamu's hand, "Who are you?"

"Me? I'm Naruto Uzumaki, the man who wants to be Hokage!" The boy puffed up his chest, "Let go of me, I'm the strongest, if you don't let me go, I won't be polite!"

Gojo Satoru retorted: "Nonsense, I am the strongest."

"And you can't even escape the magic tool." Bai Mao continued to make up the knife, "You are so weak, brat."

Qinghuai couldn't stand this kind of naive conversation, and initially saw that this kid had no malicious intentions, so she put the forehead protector on him.

"Do you know how you got here?" asked the young man.

Uzumaki Naruto paused, and lowered his guard against this beautiful young man who protected his forehead, "I don't know, we were posting a dog hunting notice, and then there was an earthquake, and I appeared in a strange place... ...someone else is after me—it is him!"

He looked at Ryunosuke Akutagawa in the crowd, "He and a man in a hat chased me when they saw me, their eyes were so terrifying that they wanted to kill me."

"If I said, we won't hurt you, and we will find a way to send you back to the original world, would you still run away?" Qing Huai looked at the other party sincerely.

Uzumaki Naruto thought for a moment, then nodded.

"Although I don't know exactly what you mean, but you seem to be a very nice person, I believe you for now." The blond boy thought for a while, and he really didn't have anything worth coveting, so he said innocently, "Brother, you Very handsome."

"...Thank you." Qinghuai didn't expect the boy to be so innocent, so he untied him, and was pulled behind him by Dazai in the next second.

The man narrowed his eyes and glanced at the blond boy, "Glib little brat."

Naruto Uzumaki scratched the red marks on his body, and suddenly his stomach growled twice.

"Sorry." The boy was a little embarrassed, "I haven't eaten for several days."

"So it's almost time for dinner." Qing Huai said clearly, "If you don't mind, Mr. Akutagawa will stay and have dinner together."

After Akutagawa Ryunosuke learned of Qing Huai's identity, he was even more embarrassed when he was approached, a blush appeared on his pale face, "Okay...Okay, thank you."

He paused, then added, "Thank you for the hospitality, Qinghuai... Cough, Mr. Qinghuai."

Dazai Osamu looked at his former subordinate with a funny look, and clapped his hands, "Okay, how about eating rice with crab meat today?"

"No." Qinghuai refused without hesitation, "We can't open for business today, so finish the dishes prepared in the afternoon first."

"Hey..." The man leaned on Qing Huai's shoulder and acted coquettishly, "Boss, how about adding a cold crab meat?"

"No." Qing Huai was not used to being intimate in front of so many people, so he pushed Dazai Osamu, "You have already eaten a lot of canned crab meat, and eating too much is not good for your health."

The man chuckled in his ear, and said in a volume that others could not hear, "Is my health still not known to Mr. Qinghuai?"

"..."

"Ok?"

"Fuck off."