On the Feasibility of Chefs Saving the World

Qing Huai woke up very early, mainly because the physical discomfort wiped out the drowsiness. He nestled in the man's arms, thinking that he was now like Lin Daiyu who was sick and weak, and he could barely lift his fingers.

Enduring the soreness in his waist, he changed his posture and lay down on the bed, making an unspeakable place behind him feel better.

When I was doing it, because of the excitement, the surge of adrenaline relieved the pain, and a certain bandage couldn’t stop being applied a few more times. Now Qinghuai only feels like her whole body has been trampled by elephants and then split by a chainsaw and then stitched up again. Looks average.

He changed his posture again, twisting his waist in some pain.

"Stay still, boss."

The man's hoarse voice sounded above his head, with the desire to wake up in the morning, his arms tightened around his waist, slowly massaging his numb muscles.

To be honest, Osamu Dazai's technique was good, with a light pinch, he straightened out the sore tendons, his palm slid across the young man's white back, and rubbed against the wound caused by firecrackers on his waist.

"Itchy." Qinghuai grabbed the opponent's arm like a soft marshmallow.

He touched the uneven scar with one hand.

Osamu Dazai frowned, "Don't touch..."

"Does it hurt?" Qing Huai asked worriedly.

"It doesn't hurt, but it's very uncomfortable." Osamu Dazai showed a rogue smile, and left an intimate kiss on the young man's forehead. He whispered, "Boss, can you help me?"

……

Half an hour later, the two cleaned up and went downstairs.

Naruto Uzumaki was lying on the bar counter of the restaurant with a tired face, petting an orange kitten.

After hearing the two people coming downstairs, he said hello.

Wangcai saw his master jump onto Qing Huai's shoulder with a meow, and rubbed his face, but after a while, he was moved aside by the man next to his master by the back of his neck.

The boy looked up and saw the dark circles under the boss' eyes, "Boss, you heard it yesterday, too."

"What?" Qing Huai looked up suspiciously, trying to make her walking posture look normal.

"There are mice in the ceiling!" Naruto Uzumaki looked stern, "Dong dong dong didn't stop until midnight. I used to have mice in my house. I will use barbed wire to make a mouse trap. Do you need it?"

Qinghuai: "..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The man chuckled softly, making Qing Huai's ears burn.

"No need." The young man patted the hand on his shoulder away expressionlessly, "I have a way to deal with that damn mouse."

He purposely added accents at the end of his sentence.

Uzumaki Naruto thought that the boss must hate mice, otherwise how could he hear the smell of gnashing of teeth.

"By the way, didn't you go to see that boy yesterday?" Qing Huai remembered the business, "Any news?"

"It's true that he's a hard-talking brat." Osamu Dazai lazily said, "But he's just a naive junior high school student, and he'll open his mouth soon."

Looking at the man's expression, Qinghuai felt that things were not as simple as he said.

"You won't torture minors, will you?"

"How is it possible? In Qinghuai's eyes, am I the kind of person who disregards morality and laws?" Osamu Dazai widened his eyes slightly, looking aggrieved.

Qing Huai pursed her lips, law-abiding citizens would not keep a gun in their coat pockets at all times.

"I just played a match with him according to what he said. It was a healthy tennis game, and I won easily. The kid's face turned black after being hit, but he still told me everything." The man narrowed his eyes. Smiling.

Qinghuai: "I didn't know you could play tennis."

"Of course I won't." Dazai took it for granted, "But with the help of the little man, I used the ability to make the ball automatically fly to my tennis racket, and then fly out of the boy's racket..."

"..." Bullying children.

"According to what he said, he should come from a low-to-medium dimensional dimension. Except for his good motor nerves, he has no special abilities." He continued, "It should just be a teenager who happened to fall into a wormhole."

Qinghuai felt uneasy, there was so little news about the wormhole, they had been in a passive position, completely unable to judge when the next collapse would happen, and whether there would be more troublesome people.

He glanced at the boy who was eating curry bread. What was safe and sound was that although this little guy was powerful, he was pure and innocent—if it was replaced by a high-dimensional superpower with ulterior motives, it would be very dangerous.

"Lead the snake out of the hole." Osamu Dazai concluded, "Since BZB-01 loves energy so much, I think its powerful abilities and mantras should have a strong attraction to it."

Indeed, whether it is the cursed egg attached to Yuejianshan Wutong, or the moth state that feeds on the dimensional wall, their main purpose is to eat away at power.

"Then what should we do?" Qing Huai asked.

"Isn't there a ready-made light bulb?" Osamu Dazai showed a sly smile, "We just wait and see the moths fly into the flame."

The man's idea is like building a huge torch in Yokohama, attracting potential BZB-01s from Kyoto, Tokyo, and even the whole of Japan.

"I can probably guess why these three places are favored by moths—Yokohama is the gathering place for Japanese supernatural beings, while Tokyo and Kyoto each have a conjuration college. The energy fluctuations contained in the three places are too attractive. So much so that they are eager to gather here to dig holes." Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers, "As long as we can put the three forces together, we can slow down the expansion of the wormhole in Tokyo and Kyoto to a large extent, and the BZB -01 lures to Yokohama, and finishes them off."

"But time is running out, whether we can persuade other people to come to Yokohama is still a problem." Qinghuai said.

"You don't need a lot of people, as long as you put the most powerful forces together, it will be dazzling enough." The man's eyes flickered slightly, "Chuya, Baimao, Youren and this golden boy."

Uzumaki Naruto looked up, not knowing why, "Huh?"

The izakaya was open as usual, and Saiki Kusuo was exceptionally silent today, with his bright pink hair quietly behind the cash register, quickly keeping accounts and doing homework for today.Wangcai sits in front pretending to be a lucky cat, and can earn a lot of tips for buying small dried fish for himself in one night.

Dazai Osamu skillfully mixed drinks behind the bar, attracting a lot of attention. Many beautiful girls approached him and wanted his contact information, but they were all rejected by the man on the grounds that he had a boyfriend.

He noticed that the absent-minded cashier teen on the left had been looking this way.

"What's the matter Saiki-kun?" Osamu Dazai turned his head, and slowly poured the light pink liquor into the glass in his hand, a gorgeous white peach cocktail was just made.

"No, it's nothing." Usually it's hard to see any emotion on the young man's indifferent face, but today there is a hint of distress.

He pursed his lips and focused on the work in hand.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows slightly, without paying too much attention, and continued to think about the detailed steps of the plan in his mind while mixing drinks.

There are a lot of customers today, because the izakaya has not opened for a few days, many people come here with anticipation, and the store is very lively.

Spring is the season of high incidence of curses. The teachers and students of the high school have been busy all day in Yokohama. It was already 11:30 when they returned to the izakaya, and the last table of guests was swaying in front of the counter.Together with Uzumaki Naruto, everyone started to help clean up.

Saiki Kusuo finished the last account, as if he had made up his mind——

"If you need it, maybe I can help." He suddenly said to Osamu Dazai who was wiping his glass in front of the bar, "I feel that the nearest earth is very uneven."

The content of the young man's words sounded a little strange, and others might subconsciously think that he was a student with a second-school illness, but Osamu Dazai understood his meaning immediately.

He has long seen that Kusuo Saiki is not an ordinary person. When he first entered the izakaya, the detective agency investigated the information of Kusuo Saiki. He does not go to school in Yokohama, but he can always go to work on time across thousands of miles. very strange.

What's more, he can also see the curse and talk to the two-faced Su Nuo.

"What ability do you have?" Osamu Dazai paused and explained, "Although you may be sensitive to the recent danger, this is not an ordinary job, and I cannot guarantee your safety."

Saiki Kusuo is different from high school students and mafia, he is an ordinary high school student who lives in the sun with a happy family, even if he may possess strange powers, Osamu Dazai will not easily put this kind of underage kid in danger.

"Hmm..." Saiki Kusuo thought slightly, and for the first time admitted his superpowers in front of outsiders, "If you don't count physical fitness, then there are telepathy, telekinesis, clairvoyance, petrification, perspective, teleportation, invisibility , hypnotize, curse..."

Osamu Dazai: "..." He seemed to have heard the entire power database.

Naruto Uzumaki: "..." He seemed to hear a ninjutsu scroll from a village.

Teachers and students of the high school: "..." This boy seems to be much more terrifying than super curses.

Hearing that Qing Huai just came out of the kitchen: "..." He should recommend this boy to the alliance, he is definitely a good seed for the guardian.

Mr. Saiki Kusuo succeeded in breaking into the project to save the world by himself, and became the center of the whole plan to lure snakes out of the cave.

"So you came to the izakaya to work for the coffee pudding across the street." Gojo Satoru was full of interest, "I understand, I understand, last time I asked Hui to collect Su Nuo's fingers in order to buy edamame-flavored Kikufu— —So now there is such a lovely student as Yuren."

Zenyuan Maki: "This doesn't seem to be something to be proud of..."

Pang Da: "Teacher Wu Tiao is so unreliable, I really sympathize with Hui."

"Salmon roe." Curly the dog silently agreed.

"Wait a minute." Qing Huai suddenly thought of something, "So in fact, you have not spoken, but communicated with us through telepathy?"

"Yes." Saiki Kusuo was indifferent, as if this was not a big deal.

Qinghuai: "But no one noticed anything wrong."

"Because my setting is an ordinary high school student." The boy said in the most ordinary tone, "Superpower is nothing special."

"It looks like you have no weaknesses."

"No." Saiki Kusuo denied.

Everyone looked at the boy, and it was hard to imagine the shortcomings of this kid who was almost made up of superpowers.

Qing Huai asked curiously, "What is it?"

The purple eyes of the pink-haired boy flickered behind the lens, expressionless, "I'm afraid of bugs."

Crowd: ...

It's over.