I became a group pet after dressing as nine elder brothers

Kangxi stood beside him with great interest.

Hearing this, he said excitedly: "This colorful black... what kind of expression is it?"

"Khan Ama, the ordinary black is not worthy of the brothers." Yinzhen looked at the ordinary ink, and there were four big characters of disdain written on his face.

Yinzhi, Yinqi, Yinhu and Yin'er: ...

They shook their heads in horror, and Yinzhi showed a smile that was more like crying than crying: "Yinzhen, brothers are worthy of it! This black is so pure, only pure black is the real black!"

Yinqi, Yinhu and Yin'er: ...

The third brother is worthy of being a literati, he can even say that he is black so educated.

Of course, no matter how much the three of them wanted to complain, they stuffed all these words in their stomachs at the moment, and looked at Khan Ama eagerly, almost full of pikapika inside.

Khan Ama!We just want pure black, jet black!

Kangxi was barely amused by the small eyes of his sons, and before he could speak, Yinzhen began to retort righteously: "Third brother, what you said is too self-deprecating."

Yinzhi was dumbfounded, and blinked blankly: "... Huh?"

Yinzhen shook his head helplessly: "Third brother, you are a bit stupid—"

Yinzhi felt a sword stabbing hard into his chest.

Yinzhen sighed, and continued: "Third brother, you are a bit stupid..."

Yinzhi felt that his fist was hard.

He resisted the urge to rush forward and beat Yinzhen violently, and stared at the ninth younger brother in front of him with a fake smile.

Yinzhen shook his head: "Third brother, you are really straight-headed..."

Everyone looked at Yinzhi's face, which turned blue, white, purple, and red, and could only lower their heads. Their shoulders shrugged, and they tried their best to hold back the smiles on their faces.

The blue veins on Yinzhi's forehead can already form a tap dance army.He glared at Yinzhen viciously, and had already decided to tell Yinzhen when he came up to him—how could a straight-minded, stupid idiot beat his ass flat!

"But!" Yinzhen shouted loudly: "Third brother, although you are narrow-minded, you don't hold grudges, you protect your brothers wisely, you are generous and gentle..."

Following Yinzhen's continuous praises, Yinzhi was dumbfounded.His face slowly turned a little blush like he was drunk, and he couldn't help scratching the back of his head after he said it—so I am such a great person in Jiudi's heart?

Hey!I didn't even discover it myself!

Yinzhi laughed foolishly: "Well, since Yinzhen has said so, I'll give it a try... Try that colorful black? How well does it suit me!"

Yinqi, Yinhu and Yin'er: ...

The three of them looked at Yinzhi with hatred for iron and steel——Yinzhen made the first move of sweet talk, and you delivered it to the door by yourself?

The corner of Concubine Rong's mouth twitched as she stood aside.

If the idiot in front of her was not her own son, she would have laughed out loud right now.

Concubine Rong looked at the concubines around her resentfully.

One by one, their faces were slightly dizzy and red, or their brows were slightly wrinkled, or their eyes were full of tears, hanging in the corners of their eyes, and some of them were holding their chests and gasping for breath, leaning helplessly on the body of the maid. trembling.

In the eyes of others, they thought it was concubines winking at the emperor, and only Concubine Rong who stood aside could find that many concubines were laughing out of breath.

Concubine Rong: ..._(:з」∠)_

I just wish I could stuff Yinzhi back into my stomach and watch it again!

Kangxi: ...

The way he looked at Yinzhi seemed to see a little mental retardation.Of course Yinzhi was willing to be the first victim, and Kangxi was happy to agree.With great interest, he carefully watched Yinzhen's every move.

Yinzhen rubbed his fists.

He first ordered a group of palace people to take a lot of pearl powder and gold leaf powder.These two things are commonly used by concubines, and there are many in Yikun Palace, and they are delivered to Yinzhen in the blink of an eye.

Yinzhen thought carefully.

He poured half a jar of gold powder and then half a jar of pearl powder into the ink, and finally muttered: "I don't know how good it is for the first time... Try it first?"

Kangxi's eyelids twitched.

The good ink has gradually turned into lumps, which makes people fearful when they look at it.

The ugly appearance also surprised Yinzhen.

He ordered Yinxuan to make more ink, and he was not satisfied until the ink became silky.Yinzhen waved his hand, and it landed on Yinzhi's face with a slap.

The moment when the ink fell on the face.

Yinzhi was shocked by the freezing temperature, he came back to his senses instantly, thinking about the scene where he was fooled just now, Yinzhi wanted to slap himself.

Yin Zhi pupil earthquake.

But once you start, where is the way back?Yinzhi could only pray to the gods and Buddhas in his heart, begging the gods and Buddhas to bless him with an ordinary... black face!

It's just that Yinzhi's heart sank to the bottom after a while.

Following the more and more miraculous expressions on the faces of Khan Ama and his brothers, he became restless.

...what has become of him.

Brushing it once was not enough, Yinzhen even asked someone to blow dry Yinzhi's face before brushing it again, he carefully smeared it on Yinzhi's face, this attitude would be a master in future generations.

Yinhu looked at Brother Jiu adoringly.

That's the difference!Look at the ninth brother playing with the third brother Khan Ama and the mothers and concubines who are still watching happily, but what about yourself?Yinhu can guarantee that if he is the one who did this, he will definitely be reprimanded!

Yinxuan understood.

Yinhu understands!

The best kind of trouble is the trouble that the other party can't resist!The more he thought about it, the more he longed for Yinzhen, he opened his eyes wide and watched Yinzhen's every move, and tried to reproduce the essence of Brother Nine on Brother Fifth's face later.

Yin Qi sneezed heavily.

He looked at the face of the third brother, and then at Yinxu who was determined to win, and suddenly felt a pain in his heart.

Could it be me next?

That's right.

When Yinzhi was pushed to the side like a salted fish deprived of his life to blow the air, the No.2 customer Yinqi was pressed in front of the high-back chair.

Yinhu is in charge of the operation.

Yinzhen is responsible for guiding.

It is Yinzhen and Yinyou who are responsible for putting forward opinions.

Yin Qi closed his eyes.

Anyway, with Yinzhi's jewels... the ink sticks are in front, it doesn't matter what it turns into... right?

Yin Qi holding the mirror for a while.

His hands were trembling slightly—and there was an unbearable burst of laughter beside him, and Yinti almost rolled to the ground: "Okay, okay, good guy——Little Eleven, Little Eleven, your talent for drawing Compared with Yin'er, it is absolutely not far behind!"

Yinyu scratched his head happily: "Really, really?"

His eyes were shining, and his fighting spirit was high: "Then I will definitely work hard!"

"Pfft!" Yinti couldn't help laughing.

He was struggling like a fish out of the water, just looking at Yin Qi's face, he burst out laughing.

How hard can Yinyu work at this level?

If Yinzhi's face is really colorful... no!In addition to the unique black color of gold and silver that is faintly visible under the sunlight, Yinqi's face drawn by Yinqi is quite artistic.

simply put.

Even if Yin Qi closed his eyes, he seemed to have them open.Yinhu thoughtfully painted his face black, leaving only the lips and eyelids unpainted, made a suitable shape for the eyelids and added two dots of black in the middle.

Only one word can describe it.

That is: perfect!

Yinzhen nodded in satisfaction.

He clapped his hands lightly to show encouragement: "Yintu is doing well!"

Yin Qi: ...

He looked at the mirror with one eye closed, tears streaming down his face.

"Hey, hey, you can't cry! If you cry, it will be troublesome."

Yinzhen and Yinzhen turned pale with shock.But they spoke too late, Yinqi's clothes were already full of tears, and by the way, a trace was washed out in front of his eyes.

Kangxi: ...

He finally couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing.Immediately afterwards, Concubine Rong, Concubine Yi, Concubine De, and everyone present couldn't help laughing.

Yinhu and Yin'er had hugged each other and shivered.

The two looked desperately at the miserable situation of Yinzhi and Yinqi, seeing a ray of grievances floating out of their wide-open mouths, and seeing their miserable state of rolling their eyes, Yinhu and Yin'e couldn't imagine waiting for them What is it?

Wait until all four are done.

Yinzhi, Yinhu, and Yin'e walked up the palace road with heavy steps, and took their respective paths home.

This road is obviously very short, but now it seems to be infinitely lengthened.

The palace people passing by were all dumbfounded. Some of them slammed their heads against a tree, some slipped and fell to the ground, and some even slammed their foreheads against the palace wall, thinking that they must be dreaming.

The noble concubine Niu Gulu of Jingren Palace almost stopped her heart from fright.

After Yin'e confessed the facts wanting to cry but without tears, he looked at Concubine Niu Colu pitifully, and only hoped that Er Niang could vent her anger for him.

Sure enough, Concubine Niu Colu was shocked.

Yin'e was overjoyed, just when he thought that the imperial concubine Niu Yulu would be furious, he didn't expect her to sigh: "Why didn't anyone inform Bengong to take a look at this matter? Yin'e, you told Er Niang, your brothers were arrested What was it painted on?"

Yin'er: ...

He was so angry that he turned his head and left, Yin'e finally understood: I am the little cabbage that my parents don't love, this Forbidden City is too indifferent!

As soon as he went out, he met the starling who was also heartbroken.

The two brothers burst into tears at the same time, hugging each other and weeping uncontrollably, but they didn't dare to cry yet, for fear that if they did, they would change into the even more desolate appearance of Fifth Brother.

Now I can only go back to my elder brother's office.

Back in their small home, the two will feel safe!

Yinhu and Yin'er help each other.

The two sometimes face the palace wall in meditation, and sometimes clasp their hands on top of their heads in play.Yinhu and Yin'e didn't notice, not to mention the confusion on the faces of the surrounding palace people, even the little eunuchs who followed them were also full of confusion.

Yinhu and Yin'e dodged with difficulty.

They trekked through mountains and rivers, and when they saw the gate of elder brother's house appear in front of them, the two finally couldn't help tears welling up in their eyes, and their hearts hanging in mid-air finally fell to the ground.

What's the point of being laughed at again?

Yinhu and Yin'e straightened their waists and charged forward in one go, striding into elder brother's place.

Oncoming... Yinqi?

Yinhu and Yin'e felt cold, they pointed at Yinqi in disbelief at the same time, and angrily scolded: "Fifth Brother!!! You actually washed your face off secretly!"

Yinqi: ...?

He stared at Yinhu and Yin'e strangely: "Yinyu said to paint our faces, but he didn't say to keep it on. I'll wash it off when I go back to Yikun Palace."

washed off...

Washed off!

Then... what are we who are shuttling through the harem with this face?Yinhu and Yin'er were on the verge of falling, and their self-esteem, which was still barely supported, was shattered into pieces.

On the other side, in Yikun Palace.

After all the concubines and elder brothers had left, Yinqi was still excitedly talking about today's events.

Concubine Yi listened to him with a doting face.

It wasn't until Yintu spoke with a small head, rubbing her eyes and yawning from time to time, that she ordered the nurses to send Yintu back to the bedroom to rest.

When the figures of Yinhu and his party completely disappeared, Concubine Yi immediately changed her expression.Her and Kangxi's eyes fell on Yinzhen in unison: "Yinzhen, you said before that you should educate Yinzhen from heart to body, how come you turned around and brought Yinzhen together to make trouble?"

"Where did Erchen make trouble...?"

"Why do you bet if you have nothing to do? Besides, you can't bet on something good, and you have to bet on your face? You can't bet on someone who loses copying books a hundred times... something like that?"

Copy a book a hundred times?

Yinzhen has no expression on her face: third brother and the others are not stupid, besides I am not stupid, whoever bet on this is a fool!

Concubine Yi gave Yinzhen a sideways look.

She stretched out her hand to poke Yinzhen's forehead: "What if Yinzhen makes this coloring practice more popular?"

Yinzhen: ...?

Thinking of Yintu's excited little appearance before, Yintang suddenly felt ominous.

Think about it so carefully.

Yinzhen immediately panicked!

I made up my mind to get Yinhu back from the Great Demon King, so why...

Yinzhen was shocked.

Yinzhen was heartbroken: "My son forgot!"