I became a group pet after dressing as nine elder brothers

"A woman's heart...a sea needle..."

Yinzhen hugged her seriously injured ear, crying miserably.

"What are you singing?"

Concubine Yi rubbed her fingers and looked at Yinzhen with a half-smile, the threat in her hand was obvious.

Yinzhen took a deep breath.

He first put the blue cat into Yifei's hand to please her, and then switched songs without blinking: "In the world, only a mother is good, and a child with a mother is like a treasure~"

Yi Fei listened to Coke.

After rubbing the blue cat several times, Yifei finally calmed down and didn't bother to settle the score with Yinzhen.She stared worriedly at Yinzhen's eyes with dark circles: "Look at you, you haven't slept all night, why don't you hurry up and sleep for a while now? Be careful in case you really feel uncomfortable later."

"I slept for twelve hours before, and I slept for several hours in the morning, and now I'm not sleepy at all." Yinzhen replied carelessly.Not only that, but he also planned to get up and perform bouncing back and forth to show his health: "Look at Er Niang! My son has recovered, he is full of energy and looks good!"

Yifei watched coldly.

Suddenly, she stretched out her hand and patted Yinzhen's ass.

"Aw!" Yinzhen covered his buttocks and jumped up instantly.

"You're still healthy and healthy like you are? Wait until your butt is well-raised before you talk such big things!" Yi Fei sneered.

Yinzhen moved two steps to the side aggrieved.

What about the gentle and gentle mother in the past?Why is it getting more irritable and cruel every day now?

If Yinzhen dared to speak out.

Concubine Yi couldn't help giving him a look - this wasn't just because of Yinzhen's anger!

After finally getting Yinzhen to be honest, Concubine Yi thought of business again.She asked curiously: "What did you write last night?"

Yinzhen tilted her head in confusion.

This is so cute - Concubine Yi pinched his face casually: "Don't pretend to be stupid! This palace has seen it. Look at the excitement of the emperor, don't you write something in it again?"

"Ah... I do have some ideas."

Yinzhen looked left and right, looked at Concubine Yi and planned to start preaching again, he had an idea and hurriedly said: "I still have a gift for Er Niang!"

Yifei: ...?

She stared at Yinzhen suspiciously: "You won't hold yourself together and make up something to fool me now, right?"

Yinzhen's heart skipped a beat.

Not to mention that this matter is really thought of now, but it is not thought of now.Yinzhen walked to the round table with great interest, only winking at Xu Sheng, and he immediately brought over the paper, pen and ink.

Yinzhen enthusiastically took up the wolf brush and drew a bunch of patterns on the paper.This inexplicable trick made Concubine Yi feel confused, her beautiful eyes filled with doubts.

"Okay!" Yinzhen finished.

He triumphantly held up the rice paper to Concubine Yi to see: "Er Niang, this is what Erchen gave you—oh!"

"I knew you wanted to fool me!" Concubine Yi was furious.Old and new grudges surged into her heart in an instant, Yifei thought about these days that she was so worried about Yinzhen that she didn't think about eating and drinking, and she couldn't sleep or eat, which made her annoyed: "You little heartless!"

Madam Xu looked at the person coming at the threshold.

Her heart skipped a beat, and it was too late to wink, and just as Concubine Yi finished speaking, someone from outside smiled and said, "Who has no conscience?"

The Empress Dowager took the Empress Dowager and Concubine Tong into the palace.

She glanced at Yinzhen lovingly, and then added: "How is Xiaojiu from Aijia?"

Concubine Yi's heart skipped a beat.

She took Yinzhen and all the palace people to greet her, just got up and before she could speak, she saw Yinzhen slithering away from her like a fish swimming.He trotted to the side of the Empress Dowager in three steps and two steps: "Ukuma Mama, you have to make decisions for your grandson!"

"Okay, okay, Aijia is in charge of you!"

The Empress Dowager hugged Yinzhen in her arms and looked at it from the left to the right. Except for the dark circles under her eyes, she was relieved to see that Yinzhen was in good spirits.

Thinking of what Concubine Yi said earlier, the Empress Dowager looked at Concubine Yi with a restrained smile: "Concubine Yi, what are you doing? We Yinzhen are sensible, filial and obedient, how can we be heartless?"

If you can't say it.

The empress dowager should keep nagging Yifei well—do you know that our Yinzhen is the reincarnation of Xingjun, if you say he has no conscience, you are not talking about God...cough cough cough!This can't be said!

Anyway, the Empress Dowager was staring at Concubine Yi, wanting to see what Concubine Yi said.

Check it out!Check it out!

She knew it would be like this!The emperor also said that loving mothers often lose children, this is really a group of pig teammates!It cannot be said that the Empress Dowager is a pig teammate.

Yifei took a deep breath.

After trying to calm herself down, she pretended not to see Yinzhen's embarrassing little face, and with a hint of grievance, Concubine Yi put the drawing paper in front of the Empress Dowager with both hands: "Empress Dowager, you have to be a concubine!" Make the decision! Yinzhen also said that there is a gift to give to the concubine... As a result, as a result, as a result, this is the result!"

"Gift?" The Empress Dowager, Empress Dowager and Concubine Tong hesitated for a moment, then looked at each other in blank dismay.

The content on this paper is like a ghost drawing, and it really doesn't seem to have anything to do with the gift.Looking at Concubine Yi's aggrieved eyebrows, even the Empress Dowager can't speak to Yinzhen without conscience, she turned to Yinzhen with a straight face: "Yinzhen... what kind of gift are you getting?"

"That's right, Yinzhen, and Concubine Tong can't tell what kind of gift this is." Royal Concubine Tong looked left and right.She thought she was alert and intelligent, but looking at the paper, she couldn't see one, two, three, four, five, which really made her a little confused.

Several pairs of beautiful eyes swept towards Yinzhen.

Yinzhen smiled and said, "This is made by my ministers to pass the time for Mama Ukuma, Mama Huang, Erniang and all the mothers and concubines."

I heard that I still have my share.

The empress dowager, who was not interested before, also came over. She looked left and right at the weird pattern, frowned slightly and thought for a moment. The empress dowager carefully guessed: "Could it be like the leaf card...?"

Yinzhen's eyes lit up.

He seal applauded: "Huang Mama is right!"

Harem life is really boring.

In addition to making cosmetics and making spices in daily life, I do needlework in my spare time, or play the piano and paint—most of the time I only have to be alone, and occasionally I can find a concubine or two to play chess and leaf cards together.As for other things, such as Cuju, pitching pots, garden tours and even operas, they are rarely arranged on weekdays, and it is rare to see them once or twice a year.

It's just that after more than ten years or even decades, I have long been tired of playing - that's what many concubines play in their boudoirs!Now hearing that Yinzhen is a new gadget, the four pricked up their ears and looked at it with great interest.

What Yinzhen took out was the most popular in later generations: Chinese mahjong.At present, it is only called horse tag, and some of them are introduced into the West and turned into playing cards, while Mahjong is the most widely spread in China.

He eloquently explained the rules.

The Empress Dowager sounded confused, but seeing that the Empress Dowager, Concubine Tong and Concubine Yi were all shrinking back, she decided with a single palm: "Try with some chess pieces first."

Practice the truth.

Yinzhen also noticed the confusion on the faces of Huang Mama and the others, so he hurriedly smiled and asked Wei Zhu and Xu Sheng to get ready.

Draw a pattern on the bottom of the chess pieces.

Then sitting at the table, the Empress Dowager, Empress Dowager, Concubine Tong and Concubine Yi played the first set of mahjong tiles in their lives.

From the first day of junior high school, they were quite strangers to each other.

In the second set, the four of them became a little bit interested.

In the third set, fourth set, and fifth set... Yinzhen watched the empress dowager, empress dowager, imperial concubine Tong and concubine Yi happily gathered around the table, completely forgetting the time. Rubbing will rub until the rhythm of tomorrow's dawn.

Even the elder brothers who came to visit Yinzhen after class did not attract their attention.Fifth elder brother Yinqi, as one of the masters of Yikun Palace, while busy in and out arranging for his brothers, looked at the Empress Dowager and the others with a hint of confusion.

What the hell are you playing with such a fascinated appearance?

Yinzhen snickered, causing the palace people to set up a row of viewing seats not far away, and led the brothers to sit in rows and watch with great interest.Their eyes were scorching, and the gaze they cast was so intense that the Empress Dowager and the others finally came to their senses.

The empress dowager still had more ideas.

It was just that she felt a little uncomfortable under the scorching gazes of her grandchildren.The Empress Dowager pretended to be fine, and turned to look at Concubine Tong Huanggui: "This thing has to be sent to the Ministry of Internal Affairs for purchase, and it would be better to make it sooner."

Concubine Tong Huanggui responded with a smile.

She stopped her hands unsatisfied, patted her chest and agreed to the matter: "This matter is left to the concubine."

The fourth elder brother Yinzhen had a strange expression on his face.

Concubine Tong's rare smile made him curious, and he couldn't help but ask: "Ukuma Mama, Er Niang? What the hell is this?"

"It was made by your ninth brother." Concubine Tonghuang immediately confessed Yinzhen.Yinzhen waved his hands again and again: "Actually, there are also outside, but I just showed them off."

Say so.

But how could the people present believe it?Not one or two palace people are outside, and no one has heard of the name of this mahjong tile.On the contrary, the Empress Dowager thought deeply, thinking that Xu was brought out by Yinzhen from the Heavenly Palace... That made her look at the mahjong tiles with infinite joy.

Thinking of this, the Empress Dowager said cheerfully: "Does Yinzhen want any rewards? If you tell me, Mama Ukuma will do it for you!"

"..." Concubine Yi secretly sighed.

The empress dowager has really become an old lady of an ordinary family now, and this spoiled grandson is so spoiled!She stared at Yinzhen secretly, this kid dared to come up with some thoughts that he shouldn't have... Ha ha!

Yinzhen shuddered subconsciously.

But he really didn't want anything, just wanted to refuse but didn't know why his mind wandered, and subconsciously said: "The minister wants a bear there."

"Nonsense." Concubine Yi had long been on guard against Yinzhen's crooked ideas.

Hearing this, she immediately reprimanded her without saying a word, and even said respectfully to the Empress Dowager: "Empress Dowager, Yinzhen always thinks about it, how can this bear be kept?"

"...Emiang, Erchen is talking about dolls." Yinzhen stared at Concubine Yi with dead eyes.

What does she look like in the mother's eyes?

Yinzhen was very puzzled, but not to mention the moment Yifei opened her mouth, in fact, his heart was moved, if he could really have a bear, he would be happy to raise it.

Yifei: ...

The Empress Dowager burst out laughing happily, and she nodded Yifei's forehead: "You, mother-in-law, have wronged Yinzhen twice today! This can't be done, the Ai family will punish Yifei to make Yinzhen herself. Just a teddy bear."

"It's bigger than Erchen."

"Okay, Concubine Yi, did you hear that? It's taller and bigger than Yinzhen!" The Empress Dowager naturally nodded repeatedly.

Yifei: ...

She blushed to the bottom of her ears, and responded in a weak voice: "Yes, my concubine obeys the order."

In the end, he wronged Yinzhen.

Not knowing what Yinzhen was thinking secretly, Yifei began to think about how to make a fluffy, fluffy and soft doll bear for Yinzhen.

Small dolls have been made, but such a big doll bear is the first time.The palace people of Yikun Palace rummaged through boxes and cabinets, and picked out dozens of colorful furs for Concubine Yi to choose from, and they were bound to make a perfect doll bear.

Mix and match furs of various colors and then dye them?

I'm afraid it's not easy to clean after getting dirty... Yi Fei rested her chin on each fur and carefully studied it. There were many problems in front of her but it was hard to solve. It took half a month before she handed over her answer sheet satisfactorily. .

Yinzhen: ...

He opened his eyes wide and looked at the teddy bear in front of him, truly shocked.

An electric light flashed in Yinzhen's mind.

His pupils trembled in an instant... No way?Is this made of bear fur?If it was true, Yinzhen felt that he was about to perform a death on the spot right now.

He covered his chest.

Yinzhen's weeping and trembling face startled Concubine Yi: "What's wrong with you, Yinzhen?"

Is this Palace doing a good job?

Yifei stroked her chin, and observed the doll bear in front of her: black ears, black eyes, black nose and black claws, and other parts are all white and flawless... Although it is a black and white bear, there are really many things in the world that I can check The black and white bear species.

Yi Fei felt that her handicraft could get full marks.

Could it be that Yinzhen didn't know the breed and thought he had done something wrong?Thinking of this, Concubine Yi suddenly realized, and explained cheerfully: "Yinzhen, this is a black and white bear? Isn't the black and white bear cute? The brown one is not easy to find...Yinzhen?"

Yinzhen's eyes widened instantly.

The blood on his face faded away, and his eyes seemed to be frozen.

Monokuma... Monokuma... Monokuma...

Three words spun infinitely in his mind.

Concubine Yi was horrified when she saw Yinzhen's distraught appearance.She put her hand on Yinzhen's shoulder and shook it twice: "Yinzhen? Yinzhen?? What's wrong with you?? If you are not satisfied, tell Er Niang—you like brown ones, don't you? Er Niang will make it for you again one."

Yinzhen sobbed.

After all, he still couldn't control his emotions, big teardrops rolled down from his eyes, and he couldn't stop it.

Yifei: ...?

Yinzhen burst into tears: "Giant panda??? Giant panda, you died so badly QAQ I'm sorry for you QAQ I'm not worthy of being a human QAQ..."

Panda?What is a giant panda?

Concubine Yi froze on the spot for a while without recovering, she was confused and hurriedly pulled Yinzhen who was crying while hugging the black and white bear, cold sweat broke out on her head: "Yinzhen, don't you cry? What is a panda? The one in front of me is made of rabbit fur!"