I became a group pet after dressing as nine elder brothers

The fourth elder brother Yinzhen: ...? ? ?

Noticing the weird eyes of the three younger brothers, he subconsciously squinted his eyes.

Yinzhen glanced at the three of them suspiciously.

Yinyou, Yinhu and Yinyu's hearts were excited, and they suddenly found that the three of them had shown their feet.They pretended nothing had happened, and before Yinzhen made an attack, the eighth elder brother Yinhu hurriedly changed the subject: "Fourth brother, come here, brother, I will introduce you to others."

Yinzhen:……

He reluctantly put the matter down, and looked at Yinhu curiously: "Is there anything else?"

Yinhu pulled him forward quickly.

Along the way, Yinzhen met a group of officials who were chattering nonstop. God knows why they scratched their heads frantically, slammed into the wall, and ran wildly...

Yinzhen was stunned but didn't have the guts to go up and ask.

He breathed a sigh of relief after walking a long distance. Seeing that Yinzhen and the others seemed to be surprised, he couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "Don't you think it's strange?"

Seeing Yinzhen's nervousness, Yinhu held back a smile and said, "Because Brother Youchen has researched something new, the other officials are very unconvinced. These two days, the spirit of the big guy is very good, and the atmosphere has become a little weird. , it will be fine in a few days."

"...Brother Youchen?"

"It's Mr. Zhang Ying's son, Mr. Zhang Tingzan, a member of the Ministry of Industry." Yinzhen pointed to the front and said, "Look! He's over there."

Yin Zhen raised his eyes and looked into the distance.

At the edge of the farmland, more than a dozen farmers could be seen gathered together, but Zhang Tingzan himself was not seen even if he looked left and right. He looked puzzled and looked at Yinzhen again.

"...that's the leader."

"...?" Yinzhen turned his head and looked carefully again.This time he finally found out: in the encirclement of the farmers, wearing linen clothes, trouser legs and sleeves rolled up high, squatting in front of a pile of feces and the like is Zhang Tingzan himself.There is another young man with a similar dress squatting next to him... Does it look familiar if you take a closer look?

Yinzhen tentatively opened his mouth: "Shen... Tingwen?"

The squatting young man took advantage of the opportunity to look this way, and then he stood up and called Zhang Tingzan and the farmers to go up to him: "Your Majesty, please greet the fourth elder brother, the seventh elder brother, the eighth elder brother, and the ninth elder brother."

Yinzhen had a smile on his face.

Shen Tingwen made a deep impression on him, Yinzhen subconsciously took a few steps forward, and just when he was about to speak, a foul smell came over his nostrils, he subconsciously covered his nose and took half a step back.

Yinzhen's entire face turned livid.

Looking back, I saw that Yinzhen, Yinyou and Yinhu had been prepared for a long time. They looked at Yinzhen's direction from a distance, and when they met Yinzhen's eyes, they even blinked at him twice.

Yinzhen:……

What about conscience?Where is your conscience! ? ? ?

Shen Tingwen and Zhang Tingzan are quite self-aware.

Seeing that the fourth elder brother was holding back so hard that he was about to faint, the two of them backed up a few steps in unison.Shen Tingwen replied respectfully: "Si elder brother, Xiaguan and others are researching chemical fertilizers, and the smell is really disturbing... Please forgive me for not being able to entertain fourth elder brother."

"...What is fertilizer?"

"Reporting to the fourth elder brother, this is the fertilizer put in the field." Shen Tingwen replied with a smile.Seemingly worried that the fourth elder brother was not clear, he then added an answer: "Xiaguan and others have discovered that different crops require different fertilizers, and they are now testing one by one."

"Fertilizer...?" Yinzhen became very interested.

It's about people's livelihood, so what is this stink?Under the stunned gaze of Yinyou and Yinhu, Tou Tie Yinzhen even took two steps forward, not to mention retreating, and even approached Shen Tingwen and Zhang Tingzan a few steps.

Shen Tingwen and Zhang Tingzan stood beside the field ridge.

They had nowhere to retreat, so they had no choice but to let the fourth elder brother approach them and ask carefully: "Fertilizer? This smell and feces... seem to be very different."

Yinzhen even took a deep breath to confirm.

Yinyou and Yinhu covered their mouths in horror, and they looked at each other with admiration for the fourth brother.Eighth elder brother Yinhu clapped his hands and sighed: "Ben elder brother is not as good as fourth elder brother."

It's not that Yinyou and Yinhu don't want to join in these days.

Just getting close, I was startled by all kinds of shapes that need mosaics to appear in front of my eyes, and the weird smell that is becoming more and more unacceptable...

The two shivered in unison.

The adoring eyes couldn't help falling on Yinzhen again—the fourth brother who can stand in it without changing his expression is simply awesome!

Yinzhen is quite proud.

He crossed his hips and straightened his chest: "Brother, I told you that the fourth brother will definitely accept it——this time, you lost the bet."

"If you lose, you lose." Yinyou and Yinhu were also very straightforward.

Taking this opportunity to discover the admirable side of the fourth brother Yinzhen is worth the fare.

Satisfied, Yinzhen also came forward.

The smell is similar to that of rotten eggs... three or four times the level of stench, if you smell too much, you won't be able to smell it when your nose fails.Yinzhen resisted the tumbling stomach, and leaned forward to listen to the words of Shen Tingwen and Zhang Tingzan.

System Shushu smelled an unpleasant smell.

It poked its head out and looked around suspiciously, then rolled its eyes and fell to the ground along Yinzhen's shoulder.

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Yinyou and Yinhu looked terrified, and they didn't even have the courage to rescue Shushu.

Yinzhen has not yet discovered such a tragedy.

He concentrated on listening to the words of Shen Tingwen and Zhang Tingzan.

The two of you say a word to me.

The origin is to study the requirements for the amount of fertilizers found in crops: too little use will lead to fewer fruits and stunted growth, while too much use of fertilizers will also lead to more deformed fruits, burn marks on the leaves, and even withering.

What is the optimal amount of fertilizer?

This was the initial research goal of Shen Tingwen and Zhang Tingzan. Surprisingly, they found that different amounts of different fertilizers showed completely different responses on different crops.The two read countless books, from ordinary bird and animal droppings to biogas residues, from biogas residues to slag...and tested countless kinds of fertilizers.

And the chemical fertilizer in front of him is also a collection of many kinds.

Yinzhen never thought that there is so much knowledge in a single fertilizer. While lamenting his lack of knowledge, he listened carefully to the lecture notes and asked one or two questions from time to time.

The more the three talked, the more excited they became.

Yinzhen, who was able to put in a few sentences at first, gradually stared at her eyes, but in the end she was stunned.For the first time, Yinzhen felt that he was a scumbag and shivered surrounded by three top students.

who am I?

Where am I?

What am I doing?

Yinzhen, who was wronged like a dog, was downcast, but Yinzhen didn't notice it at all.After he finished asking about the knowledge about chemical fertilizers, he dragged Yinhu to Yinyou and Yinhu contentedly.

What the two saw was not two passionate brothers.

I saw Yinyou and Yinhu taking a few steps back together, their eyes mixed with admiration, disgust and panic: "Fourth brother, ninth brother! You two stop quickly."

"...?"

"Su Peisheng! Xu Sheng! Hurry up and wait for the two elder brothers to take a bath!" Yinhu, who couldn't bear it anymore, roared loudly.

Yinzhen:……

Yinhu: ...

Recalling the shocking smell just now, they sniffed vigorously again, showing a trace of bewilderment at the same time.

Why can't we smell it?

Before Yinzhen turned his attention, the voice of the system Shushu echoed in his ears: [...Host, help! ]

[…? ? ? ] Yinzhen touched his pocket, and belatedly discovered the disappearance of Shushu in the system.He suddenly turned his head to look, and found a small corpse not far away, its front paws were still trembling slightly.

Yinzhen: ...

With a terrified expression on his face, he strode back.Yinzhen held the system Shushu's small body in pain: "Shushu! Shushu!"

The system mouse twitched twice.

It roared hoarsely in Yinzhen's mind: [Host!Get away from me! !I'm about to be smoked to death! ! !Really going to be smoked to death! ! ! ]

Yinzhen: ...

In front of everyone, the system Shushu twitched twice, foaming at the mouth, and his small body was completely motionless.

Today's little knowledge: the hamster's sense of smell is fifty times that of humans:)

The system Shushu never expected - its first death as a system was to be fumigated to death... Does it still need to lose face to the system?

Yinzhen was dumbfounded.

Yinzhen, Yinyou, and Yinhu peeped at each other, looking at Yinzhen for a while, not knowing how to persuade him.Although this system Shushu is just a small and inconspicuous hamster, it is still the beloved pet that the ninth brother carries with him, and has been with him for several years.

Yinzhen even sighed deeply.

Ninth Brother looks carefree on the surface, but he is actually a delicate-minded one, God knows how long he will be sad for the hamster's death behind his back.

The atmosphere of the carriage back to the palace couldn't help becoming heavy.

Fortunately, the system Shushu just dissipated the ordered body, except for the disappearance of delicious and fun things, it is no different from the past... right?Yinzhen was very guilty, facing the dejected system Shushu repeatedly slapped his chest to promise - next time you have points, you will come out again.

The system shushu couldn't laugh or cry.

It in turn comforted Yinzhen: [It's okay!I was originally a system... I was lucky to be able to get out, and the main reason for my death was the end of my lifespan, right?The average lifespan of a hamster is only two years, and it eats a lot and gets fat...]

System Shushu explained his situation in an orderly manner.

It's just different from what it imagined, instead of calming down, Yinzhen burst into tears, and even made up his mind to save points for the system Shushu to change his body: [How about we change to a long-lived one next time? ?How about the big white goose?They can live from 25 to 50 years...]

System Shushu: ...

As a hamster, it is very difficult to follow the host. It can't figure out how the host can bring a big white goose to the hall.

The system has too many rats and rats to talk about. Facing the host who is wholeheartedly thinking about turning itself into a big white goose, a turtle or even a lizard, it tries to change the subject: [Host, the fourth elder brother, the seventh elder brother, and the eighth elder brother are worried about you. ]

Yinzhen raised her eyes subconsciously and looked around.

Now he was already in the carriage on the return journey, and the entire carriage was silent.Yinzhen, Yinyou and Yinhu who were sitting across from each other exchanged glances, and from time to time glanced pitifully at... themselves?

Yinzhen: ...

There was a smile on the corner of his mouth: "About the train, we have to give Ukumama and Khan Ama a surprise!"

The eyes of Yinzhen, Yinyou and Yinhu became more and more strange.

At the same time, Yinyou and Yinhu remembered what Yinzhen said just now—Yinzhen, who seemed calm and self-sufficient, actually hid in the room and cried secretly after learning about Ukumama's illness, and didn't think about eating or drinking.

Seeing how he is now talking about business with a calm smile, and thinking about his bewilderment just now (in fact, he was in a daze), Yinyou and Yinhu's hearts softened, and they went to the cat and dog room to choose a hamster as soon as they returned to the palace. .

In the evening, as soon as Yinzhen entered Brother Jiu's office, he saw a few unfamiliar cages in the main hall, and took a closer look at more than a dozen hamsters, all of which were similar in design and color to system mice, running, jumping and playing in them.

This scene was so spectacular and strange that Yinzhen and the system Shushu fell into silence.After recovering for a long time, Yinzhen looked at Xu Sheng with a blank face: "This is... what's going on?"

Xu Sheng replied respectfully: "Master, this is the wish of the seventh and eighth elder brothers."

Yinzhen: ...

System Shushu: ...

Since I just died, why don't you find me a substitute?