After escaping from marriage, I became the babysitter of a superstar

It's been a month since I played games with Master, and Wu Xian faintly noticed that there was an ambiguity between them.

The master asked him to help play the music. As for Tianya Yinmeng, Wu Xian was not good at playing the piano, but he was very good at playing the piano. He played three songs for the master every day, and in contrast, the master would kill him three times.

Hey hey hey.

Little Rabbit: After finishing playing, Master will be beaten on the spot.

They added QQ friends, and the master also pulled Wu Xian into the Jinlan group. Wu Xian hugged the master's thigh and became a member of their Jinlan group, but Wu Xian's skill was undoubtedly the lowest.

Master: Immediately.

After Wu Xian got on the account, he waited for Master in Yihua's Sea of ​​Flowers. Master likes to hang up here, and Wu Xian also likes it. It's very beautiful here.

After waiting for a while, the master appeared, and Wu Xian clicked on the discussion without saying hello. After the master accepted, Wu Xian started to fight, but he forgot to switch the output. Master touched him once, and lost more than half of his health.

Wu Xian stopped and angrily typed to Master.

Little Rabbit: Master, don't move.

Little Rabbit: I can't kill you if you move.

Master: [Hahaha, okay. ]

and many more.

Master sent a voice, Wu Xian clicked in excitedly and listened to it, then fell into deep thought.

Why is it a male voice?

Listen again, still!

Holding grass, such a big master with such a beautiful face, how could he be a man?Ha ha.

Wu Xian asked without giving up.

Little Rabbit: Master, are you a man?

Master: Yes.

Wu Xian:! ! !

Not wanting to give up yet, Wu Xian continued to ask.

Little Rabbit: Master, are you an Omega?

Master: No.

Little Rabbit: Beta?

Master: [I am Alpha!bunny. ]

puff!Wu Xian was about to spurt blood.

Master, he actually... is actually a trickster.

Although he is too.

Little Rabbit: [What a coincidence, I am also an Alpha. ]

Wu Xian broke the jar.

Stop pretending and confess.

Master: [I rely on it. ]

The master directly ordered Wu Xian to discuss, and after Wu Xian agreed, he was killed by the master.

After getting up, he was ordered to discuss again, but Wu Xian disagreed.Then he was directly killed by Master Kaihong.

He was beaten and lying on the ground, very embarrassed.

My heart is green with ghosts, why is Master like this?

When time came back to life, Wu Xian couldn't get angry.

The master sent a voice message to him directly on QQ.

Master: [Damn, I was thinking about getting a female number so I could find a girl, but I didn't expect that!I found a mermaid. ]

Little Rabbit: [I think so too. ]

Master: [It's okay this time, I couldn't bear to bully you at first, but now I'm fine, I can bully you with confidence. ]

Little Rabbit: [You still owe me, you have to kill me 20 times, hurry up, continue. ]

Master: [For sure next time. ]

Wu Xian just became a teacher two weeks ago, but he was only familiar with the master and Jin Lan of the master in the game, and he has been playing with them all the time.

After knowing that they were men, Wu Xian spent a huge amount of money, spending 3 yuan, to buy a good-looking male face, not only changed gender, but also changed careers, becoming a majestic and majestic man.

The master also changed his profession and gender, and became a white scumbag.

Every night after finishing the gang activities, Wu Xian was formed into a team by his master to compete and beat him up.

To say too much is a bitter tear. Once, the master took other members of Jinlan to become popular in Wandieping, killing people randomly, and even sent the coordinates to Wu Xian. As soon as Wu Xian passed by, he only saw their IDs. After confirming that he was an acquaintance, he was killed, and since then the old enemy became the master.

Master, this wicked dog is too white.

From then on, Wu Xian always called him Master Gou Taibai!Taibai dog, or a scumbag, barks alternately.

……

On Wednesday night, Tianlong Battlefield, Gou Taibai invited to form a team earlier, five people, Wu Xian, Master, two members of Jinlan, and a little loli Yihua.

Wu Xian: ...

I was a little puzzled, thinking that this little Yihua should be someone that Master randomly called in the world.

Gou Taibai: You bastard, why is your Shenwei so stupid.

Dog Taibai: After drinking and rewarding, remember to go out of the plane.

Ever since Master knew that Wu Xian was Alpha, he stopped calling him Little Rabbit, and called him Rabbit instead, it's too much!

That's why Wu Xian called him Taibaigou.

Then Wu Xian saw Taibaigou calling him stupid!

Little Rabbit: I just saw it.

Little Rabbit: Dog Taibai is stupid.

Little Rabbit: I won't leave the plane.

Dog Taibai: Come and fight.

Dog Taibai: I kicked you.

Little Rabbit: No.

Little Rabbit: Just not coming.

Dog Taibai: Come on.

Little Rabbit: Just to be rebellious.

Little Rabbit: I want to fight against you.

Little Rabbit: No.

Gou Taibai: Good disciple, come to me quickly, beat him.

Wu Xian thought that the dog Taibai was calling him, so he refused to go, but Wu Xian still ordered the team to follow, and when he arrived at the outskirts of Xiangzhou, all the members of the team were there.

Gou Taibai actually called him a good apprentice, Wu Xian was very happy, so he was embarrassed.

Little Rabbit: Who is your apprentice?

oops!When this question was sent out, Wu Xian blushed.

He was afraid he was going to bend.

Dog Taibai: Yihua.

There is really a Yihua in the team, that Yihua little loli!Wu Xian was shocked, it seemed that he was being sentimental.

This dog is too white, looking for apprentices every day, what a scumbag.

Pooh!

Dog Taibai: Are you scared?bastard.

Little Rabbit: Hehe.

Little Rabbit: Sooner or later you will take pills.

Little Rabbit: Boil you away.

Dog Taibai: Dreaming.

Little Rabbit: Come here and kowtow.

Little Rabbit: I'll change my name.

Wu Xian's current ID is the kind that doesn't deserve a beating, the ID of Taibai who killed the dog. (Remarks: For example/Dog Taibai’s ID is: Sao. The ID of the little rabbit is called: Kill the one who made trouble.)

Dog Taibai: It’s okay, you don’t need to change it.

Dog Taibai: See each other and beat him once.

Wu Xian was so angry that he used kowtow at that time, and solemnly gave the dog Taibai a head.

Little Rabbit: I kowtow to you, you should die soon.

Miss Jinlan Beggar Gang: I'm addicted.

Dog Taibai: [@金兰天香小姐姐] What are you eating! ! !

Miss Jinlan Beggar Gang: I understand everything.

Dog Taibai: Blow a high fever and cool off with running water.

Miss Jinlan Beggars: Is it okay to have a low-grade fever?

Dog Taibai: That won't work, I must have a high fever.

Little Rabbit: I have mountains and rivers, and I can blow them.

Tianlong Battlefield started, and after entering the plane, he saw that there were meals around, and Wu Xian didn't have any money to buy them.

Little Rabbit: I have nothing to eat, I want to cook.

Miss Jinlan Beggar Gang: It’s not a big problem, teammates have it.

Little Rabbit: The dog is too white, where is the food?

Dog Taibai: Put it on, call the boss, or I won't eat it for you.Little Rabbit: Don't bark, just want to eat.

After the Tianlong battlefield was over, Wu Xian didn't even notice that the Yihua apprentice of Gou Taibai probably hung up the phone after saying a word.

what to do?I don't mind!

The dog is too white and such a scum, teasing him is not enough, and he is looking for another house, how annoying!

Sure enough, Taibai was a scumbag, and he didn't lie!

[The author has something to say: This song is not bad!Hahaha, on station B, I love it. 】