The original troll made his wife run away

The microphone was passed to the assistant, and Assistant Duan Ying trembled: "The boss is too serious about his work and often neglects his own health, which makes many employees very worried."

Duan Ying hooked the corner of her mouth, and the others looked disgusted.

Zhao Chongrong presided over the overall situation: "Please tell the truth." Shen Qu deliberately explained that he must complete the task of speaking ill.

Duan Ying looked at the assistant and smiled on the surface: "Tell me, I won't fire you."

No expulsion, but bonuses can be deducted.

The assistant made a compromise: "Mr. Duan is usually too cold and cold to approach."

Not too bad, Duan Ying thought.

Zhao Chongrong glanced at Shen Qu, Shen Qu shook his head at him, this level of complaints was not enough, the system failed.

Zhao Chongrong came to the assistant and said softly: "Capitalists are paper tigers who are strong on the outside but weak on the inside. You don't need to look at his face. You must dare to resist and believe in the power of the masses."

Assistant: You are his elder, and I am his subordinate!

Just as the assistant was about to go all out, he said that Duan Ying was moody, but it was a fact. Look at the unfriendly eyes of his boss, who just said with a smile that he could not fire him, now he has a face of "you will die if you scold the boss in public".

Shen Qu suddenly nodded to Zhao Chongrong, meaning it's all right.

Zhao Chongrong didn't force the poor little assistant and signaled for the next one.

Shen Qu frowned and thought for a while, the system was accepted before the assistant spoke just now.

He glanced at the upright Zhao Chongrong, and suddenly realized that Zhao Chongrong's words of encouragement to his assistant just now are likely to defeat the capitalists.

The microphones are passed in sequence.

Cheng Duanxue was about to speak, but the chief director slapped his head, thinking that the effect would not be good. If everyone was right, they would give each other face. If they can't tell the truth, it doesn't make much sense.

So he said: "Next, write it anonymously on paper, and Teacher Zhao will read it out. If you have any, you can change it. If you don't, you can encourage it."

Cheng Duanxue wrote a line of words, he has always been the most obedient, obeying the director's request.

Chu Xian picked up a pen and wrote a lot.

Shen Qu rested his pen cap on his chin and thought for a while. In this small game, because he and Lu Qingbi started, everyone else was complained about, but he let Lu Qingbi lightly, not to mention whether the system could pass or not. I'm sorry for the innocent Huo Xu and Lu Sunian.

After a while, Zhao Chongrong collected four pieces of paper and frowned.

"I'm typing it on the screen, you can watch it for yourself."

Looking at the three outstanding youths, why are there so many problems?He was too embarrassed to read it out.

His slender ten fingers quickly typed on the keyboard, but the multimedia in this classroom responded slowly, and the three attackers below all stared at the screen, just like staring at the stock market.

Let's see whose face turns green first.

[Greedy for a small amount, opportunistic and opportunistic, big tails can't be lost, and tigers are infested]

Three people: "..."

Good guy, what a grievance.

Lu Qingbi looked at Huo Xu, and said firmly in a low voice, "It's you."

I don't know Lu Su's age, but I don't think it's me.

Lu Qingbi explained: "He often gets drunk."

Huo Xu's eyes darkened, and he clenched his fists in self-blame.But how do you say "opportunistic", could it be that Chu Xian felt that he cut off ties with Staci, and took off his responsibility by opportunistically?

That's right, from Chu Yuan's point of view, isn't that the case?

Lu Sunian and Lu Qingbi cast a sympathetic and deserved look at Huo Xu.

Immediately afterwards, two lines of words continuously jumped out on the screen.

[Small tricks, cowardly like a mouse, can't lift shoulders, hands can't carry]

【A fledgling fledgling, resting on its laurels, impotent, suspicious】

Lu Qingbi: "..."

Lu Songnian: "..."

There are obviously a few words in the last two sentences that complain about poor technology. As for the technology, it is a matter of opinion.

Huo Xu laughed: "...there is no distinction between brothers and sisters."

Lu Qingbi: To be honest, I don't think I'm involved here.

The wife is so cunning!

Lu Sunian looked at the eight words "can't lift shoulders and hands can't carry", and automatically thought of four limbs, inactivity and indiscrimination of grains, so he recognized this.He looked at the wound on his hand. During this time, he caused Cheng Duanxue a lot of trouble. Would Cheng Duanxue call him cowardly in his heart?

Lu Qingbi was pondering about [a fledgling, self-proclaimed, lacking in skills, and suspicious], thinking about what aspect of his wife is dissatisfied with him, could it be that kind of skill?

No way, he's just a little bit older, technology is always improving!

Lu Qingbi was a little skeptical about life and sad. His wife looked down on him and called him a donkey.

The Sand Sculpture Attackers were gloomy for a while and fell into autism. Duan Ying was watching the fun, and felt that it was a good thing that the anonymous submission did not participate.To make complaints about it, it is still necessary for the pillow to be ruthless.

Zhao Chongrong felt that they had finished reading, so he deleted all these idioms. Now when he looks at these three people, four words will automatically appear in his mind: sanctimonious.

Shen Qu, Chu Xian, and Cheng Duanxue looked at each other, and suddenly felt a sense of sympathy for each other.

The director said it was anonymous, so naturally they couldn't write it too clearly, otherwise they were caught off guard and failed the director's intentions?

Who would have thought that none of them guessed right!

Chu Xian looked at Shen Qu: "Once the small amount of greedy cup comes out, the rest will be all crooked."

Shen Qu rubbed his cheeks. He didn't mean to mislead. Lu Qingbi's alcohol capacity is average, mainly because he doesn't let him drink. Sometimes Lu Qingbi deliberately uses alcohol to pretend to be crazy.He wrote very clearly. In terms of opportunism, who can compare to Lu Qingbi's cheating?

The tail is too big to lose, and the tiger is a problem, just make up for it, um...a tiger with a tiger whip.

Cheng Duanxue: "I didn't write about the lack of work, I was afraid I understood it too well, and I saw that you couldn't pick up your shoulders and couldn't carry your hands."

Chu Xian spread her hands: "I actually just want to trick Huo Xu. I really suspect that his right hand is injured. And the color of his lips. I still can't see this little trick?"

A coward, knowing the truth until now dare not approach him.

Chu Xian and Shen Qu looked at Cheng Duanxue together.

In this way, [were fledgling, resting on our laurels, lacking in skills, suspicious of ghosts] is a description of the year of Lu Su.

Cheng Duanxue: "Just write whatever you want."

Chu Xian and Shen Qu: "...you don't need to explain."

Interpret it, isn't it "the technology is not good and I am jealous".

Sympathy is sympathy.Shen Qu was especially sympathetic.

Cheng Duanxue: "..."

After a joyous mini-game ended, the director brought in the other reformed subjects and old people who were taking classes, and soon a classroom was full of people.

The old man and the old lady rented their fields to the program group, and they usually like to listen to some lectures when they are free. Most of them are illiterate. Sitting in such a spacious classroom is something that their generation can only hope for.

Every time the teacher invited speaks very well, explaining the profound things in a simple way.

At the same time, the live broadcast started, and the bullet screen was instantly covered.

"I'm ashamed every time. I'm not as good as a group of grandparents who listen to the class seriously. Next time, I will definitely attend class."

"Let's see who this teacher will pick. A certain family that couldn't answer last time was ashamed."

"Scratch! It's Mr. Zhao! How can this group of idiots be so good! Woooooo, I, Mr. Zhao, never hold classes or give lectures!"

"The speaker is so temperamental! I love it! Who is Mr. Zhao?"

"Search for Zhao Chongrong, look at his resume, you will come back on your knees."

"Crazy ball! Chasing stars and chasing big players in the industry!"

"Sure enough, this shit show is getting richer and richer. With my brother earning advertising fees, I have the money to hire Zhao Chongrong!"

Zhao Chongrong stood there, almost out of script.

The camera swept across the tall and tall Zhao Chongrong, and then scanned the artists below one by one, giving close-ups one by one. The high-definition camera directly scanned all the notes they made.

Unable to answer the questions, I added [-] words from my experience. After a few times, the artist learned to take notes.

"Who wants to watch this idiot, the director should hurry up and look at my brother."

"Woooooo why Cheng Duanxue lost weight again! Lu Songnian, you are a waste of trouble!"

"Why are fans of cheating cafes so righteous?"

"I wipe, I wipe, I wipe, who is the row of people who just entered the country?!"

"New face? Who made the mistake again?"

"Rookie? He was arrested and reformed before he showed his face? Damn..."

"A new way of debut?"

"Impossible, with such good looks, who can't think about it?"

"Those who made their debut with the heat are stuck in the center of the earth!"

"Turn the camera again, please!"

No matter how much the barrage is swiped, it is impossible for the camera to sweep over there again.

Lu Qingbi and Shen Qu mainly sat in the back, waiting for Zhao Chongrong's lecture to end.

At this time, for the first time, the barrage was not focusing on Lu Sunnyen and Cheng Duanxue, they were all guessing the identities of the new faces.

"Am I dazzled? Why did I see my boss, Ben Shehu almost went into cardiac arrest just now..."

"Is your boss surnamed Huo?"

"Me too...my boss' surname is Duan..."

"I saw two bullies in our school..."

"Are these people also coming to the lecture?"

"Because of Zhao Chongrong."

"Why do you have such handsome people around you! There are lemons!"

"The questioning session is here!"

Zhao Chongrong paused, "Next, please ask someone to answer my question."

All the entertainers held their breath, not daring to look up.

Zhao Chongrong took a look at Lu Songnian who was wandering in the sky, and clicked on him directly.

"Which year will the Wuhan Yangtze River Bridge designed by Mao Yisheng be completed and open to traffic?"

There was a three-second pause on the bullet screen, and "1957" frantically swiped.

Lu Songnian really didn't know, he subconsciously glanced at Cheng Duanxue, Cheng Duanxue was the number one scholar in liberal arts in the county, and he was good at geography and history.

Cheng Duanxue stared ahead, unmoved.

"Lu Sunnyen is watching Cheng Duanxue again!"

"Wife, ignore him! Let him be punished! Let him write two thousand words of experience!"

"I need Cheng Duanxue's help for everything, and I don't have enough brain power to work, so what are you using as an attack!"

The bullet screen was lively, but the classroom was very quiet.If Lu Songnian couldn't answer, the teacher would click on the next one to continue answering.

Lu Sunian was about to trick him when he saw Cheng Duanxue make a 7 with two fingers on the table from the corner of his eye.

Using common sense, Lu Songnian roughly locked the time, tentatively said: "[-]——"

"cough."

Lu Songnian quickly changed his words: "[-]!"

The cp fans on the barrage immediately occupied the field of vision.

All together, "Auspicious snow heralds a good year szd!"

……

Shen Qu watched such a lively scene for a while, and thought, this is not like an ex-husband cheating and wearing a cuckold.

He sneaked out with Lu Qingbi, and started calling the system by a quiet stream.

Don't play dead, come out.

[System: Mission passed, rewards issued]

[Please choose memory gift package, a or b]

"Sure enough, the reward is to restore the memory!"

Shen Qu and Lu Qingbi looked at each other, "Why are there two copies?"

Lu Qingbi said: "Could it be divided into the first nine years and the next nine years?"

[System: No. 】

If you ask again, the system will not answer.

Lu Qingbi hated his teeth so much, he remembered the multiple-choice questions the system asked him to do, and hugged his wife aggrievedly: "I have a shadow on the multiple-choice questions, let's be a top student."

Shen Qu was about to answer, but Lu Qingbi stopped suddenly: "Wait."

Shen Qu: "What's wrong?"

Lu Qingbi: "Let me ask a question first."

When the memory comes back, it may not be appropriate to ask.

"You played the game just now, why did you describe me like that? I have suffered mental damage and need compensation."

Shen Qu: "You are all wrong, the fledgling one is not yours."

Lu Qingbi suffered even more damage!

The other two are even worse!

Shen Qu blocked Lu Qingbi's request for spiritual compensation, and quickly replied to the system: "I choose A."

[System: The memories of the first eighteen are being unsealed, please keep your emotions stable. 】Memories of 18 years poured in slowly, and I felt dizzy for a moment, as if something exploded in my mind.

Lu Qingbi felt uncomfortable, so she knew that Shen Qu was not much better, so she could only hug Shen Qu tenderly and tightly, stroked his back, and pressed her lips to his forehead: "Take a deep breath, it won't hurt anymore, it will be over in a while." It doesn't hurt anymore."

Shen Qu hugged Lu Qingbi's waist: "I'm fine."

This state lasted for about 10 minutes before the buzzing and tremors in my mind gradually disappeared.

The eye sockets of both of them were slightly red from enduring the discomfort.

The returned memory is triggered, that is, what you want to recall, the brain will call out that piece of storage.

Shen Qu took the lead in recalling everything about the novel, to see if there were any clues of deja vu.

Lu Qingbi recalled the sweet campus life of himself and his wife for the first time.

After 1 minute, the expressions of both of them froze.

Shen Qu felt guilty: "...I know who the author is."

Lu Qingbi felt even more guilty: "I know too."

Shen Qu gritted his teeth: "I'm sorry for you, and I agree to make up for that."

Lu Qingbi suddenly became alarmed, what did his wife recall about being sorry for him? !

He is a little scared!

"Speak clearly!"

Shen Qu hesitated: "It's about the lunar birthday."

He remembered that there was a lively and popular girl in the class of the first semester of the second year of high school, who suddenly had a serious illness and had to suspend school.

They were reluctant to part with each other, so the girl took a classmate book, and everyone wrote it full.

When Shen Qu was halfway through writing, Lu Qingbi suddenly took a question to test him. It was a particularly difficult geography question, and the answer was a specific date.

I'm in the second year of high school, and I'm about to divide subjects. Those who study science like Shen Qu will focus more on mathematics, physics and chemistry.

Shen Qu was stumped by that question for a while, so he took out the classmate book, planning to think about it after writing it.

As a result, when filling out the birthday in the lunar calendar, Shen Qu immediately wrote the answer to this question in a flash of inspiration.

When I came back to my senses, I realized that I had filled in 1012 in the Lunar birthday column of my classmate record.

Shen Qu thought it would be ugly to paint it off, so he made the mistake and left it alone.

If this novel is the boring work of this girl during her break from school, then everything makes sense!

It turns out that I am the instigator!

Shen Qu was a little ashamed, "That's how it is."

After speaking, he looked up at Lu Qingbi, and found that Lu Qingbi did not show the airy posture he imagined, so he took the opportunity to ask for compensation.

Shen Qu was a little strange, stared at him for three seconds, and realized.

Lu Qingbi felt guilty.

Because in their dusty memories, Lu Qingbi was not as mature and stable as he is now, and of course he is far from being stable now.

Lu Qingbi is just an elementary school chick!

I like Shen Qu but I don't even understand it myself, I instinctively attract Shen Qu's attention with a hammer here and there, like a primary school student pulling a girl's head.

Shen Qu was the first in the exam, so he wanted to be the first in the exam, but he never won.

He would apply for whatever event Shen Qu applied for in the sports meeting, and he would only be happy if he left people behind.

Obviously, whenever he had free time, his eyes would stay on student Shen, but when someone mentioned Shen Qu, his face would be stinky. Shi An thought that they were incompatible.

Every time after class, Shen Qu would be surrounded by students asking questions from all walks of life, while Lu Qingbi's face would be ashen, exuding a black air that no one should enter.

I really want to discuss the problem with Shen Qu, but I can't save face.

Shi An thought that he was jealous of Shen Qu's good popularity, so he always tried to comfort Brother Lu with earnest words.

Later, Lu Qingbi probably figured it out by herself. It turned out that this was not jealousy, but liking, so she started to feel a sense of existence.

In physical education class, Shen Qu was tired from playing basketball, so he quietly went to the canteen to buy Shen Qu's favorite soda flavor, but the canteen happened to be out of stock, so he went out to buy it.

After I bought it, I couldn’t bear to give it in public, so I said to Shen Channel: “Come with me to the equipment room.”

Just as he was about to give it, someone with no eyesight suddenly dropped a basketball in from the window.In the blink of an eye, Lu Qingbi pulled Shen Qu away, and she was hit with a nosebleed.

The ugly water was not sent out.Shi An thought they were fighting in the equipment room.

For birthday, Lu Qingbi invited the whole class, but actually only for that one person, and said: "Whoever doesn't come is a grandson." That night, he was dressed so handsomely that he burst into tears, but seeing Shen Qu's delay in coming, he almost twisted his nose in anger and threw The next group of people went to find Shen Qu for a theory, but an accident happened on the way.

Shen Qu was good at mathematics, Lu Qingbi secretly tried to make up mathematics, and there was "Intensive Lectures on Mathematical Topics" by the bedside.

He wanted to occupy all of Shen Qu's spare time, didn't want other people to surround Shen Qu, and was afraid that asking questions would make him appear to have a low IQ, so he bought various Koolympiad books and asked Shen Qu the questions in them.

That geography question is Olympiad type.

……

Shen Qu looked at Lu Qingbi in front of him, and was also a little puzzled.

He was actually attracted by such an awkward Lu Qingbi.

Because Lu Qingbi would buy two bottles of water, and lied that he bought too much, but the taste was his favorite.

Because Lu Qingbi blocked him without hesitation when the basketball came towards him.

Because Lu Qingbi would quietly separate him from the crowd.

Because Lu Qingbi is excellent, Shen Qu's name will always be behind him.

Because Lu Qingbi is very good, she will have long legs in sports, like a vigorous cheetah.Shen Qu was a few steps behind him, which was the best viewing angle.

Because no matter when Shen Qu turns his head, ninety times out of a hundred, he will see Lu Qingbi standing beside him.

When Lu Qingbi asked him a question for the first time, and they communicated and studied for the first time, his mind was blank and he couldn't think of ideas.

When he came up with the answer, Shen Qu excitedly accidentally wrote it down in his classmates.

Shen Qu has never been excited by solving a problem.

At that time, he couldn't see that Lu Qingbi liked him, but he felt a crush on him.

It turned out to be a two-way secret love, which was quite sweet and sour.

……

Lu Qingbi was embarrassed, extremely embarrassed, the expected sweet campus love did not appear.

How could the methods be so childish, Mr. Ba Zongfan!

Lu Qingbi was in despair, how could Shen Qu fall in love with him like this!

The length of love is shortened!

He remembered that from simply looking at Shen Qu as "displeased", everything had to attract his attention, and there was an opportunity for him to become a young boy with a secret crush on him.

He was on duty that day and picked up a composition book on the ground.

He accidentally saw the names of himself and Shen Qu, and accidentally read a few more pages.

I saw some plots that shocked his three views, such as the richest man, he loved Shen Qu to death, fell in love at first sight, and would never change until death.

Lu Qingbi snorted at that time, but one day later, when she saw Shen Qu eating in the cafeteria, the sports committee member took a piece of sour radish from his plate, at that moment, Lu Qingbi understood that it was love.

Love is the fucking fruit of the lemon tree!

Lu Qingbi recalled her experience of chasing chickens in elementary school, but she was not completely naive.

There are also remarkable ones.

For example, try to find ways to change the school's No.1 and No.2 lounges from two to one.

Therefore, she took a nap with Shen Qu in the open and aboveboard.

Pack lots of snacks and drinks in the break room, as well as some esoteric books to pretend to be.

For example, set the key of the lounge as your WeChat avatar.

For example, during the lunch break, secretly kissing his wife on the forehead.

What the hell!

Lu Qingbi pinched her thigh, this was his first kiss with Shen Qu!

Must think about it.

Lu Qingbi quickly played back the details.

What the 17-year-old Lu Qingbi didn't understand, after three years of sharing the same bed with the 28-year-old, he understood.

Lu Qingbi narrowed her eyes: "Professor Shen, you were pretending to be asleep that day!"

It's a two-way crush!Sweet campus love is back!

Shen Qu's cheeks were flushed red, and he almost recalled the moistness of his forehead that day.

The author has something to say: Shen Qu: [Greedy for small amounts, opportunistic, big tails, and tiger breeding] Huo Xu took the seat.

Chu Xian: [Small tricks, cowardly like a mouse, can't lift shoulders, hands can't carry] Lu Songnian took the seat accordingly.

Cheng Duanxue: [A fledgling, self-proclaimed, poor in skills, suspicious of ghosts] Lu Qingbi picked up the rest.

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