[HP] Five Poisons

Early the next morning, just as a white edge appeared in the sky, countless owls flew out of the newspaper office building with the latest issue of "Daily Prophet" published overnight, and flapped their wings to send the newspaper to the streets. lane.

By the time Hermione came to have breakfast with two companions who had overslept again, the whole restaurant was already as noisy as a vegetable market, filled with indignant accusations and cursing, accompanied by countless whistles and cheers.

The sleepy-eyed Harry was startled, and even drowsy and scared away. He didn't understand why the whole school went crazy after not seeing each other all night. He subconsciously looked at the stage, and his two little four eyes were struggling to see the crowd dancing around. I found a gap in it, and finally succeeded in seeing the teacher's seat, but found that there was no professor present.

The three of them looked at each other, wondering why everyone was going crazy, but fortunately, Neville, who had come to fill his stomach early, turned his head and saw it, and hurriedly called the three of them over. "Come and see! That annoying toad is finally getting out of Hogwarts!"

Unexpectedly, he just fell asleep and woke up to hear such good news. Ron was the first to rush over, asking what happened, whether Dumbledore had returned.

"Look at this first." Neville laughed so hard that he almost lost his eyesight, and handed a crumpled newspaper with one corner missing to Ron. "Here's the paper that just arrived this morning."

Harry and Hermione leaned over from left to right, leaning against Ron's shoulders, three heads huddled together, reading the dilapidated newspaper.

While spreading out the newspaper, Ron wiped the jam on it with paper in disgust, muttering in disgust. "Didn't you say it was a new newspaper? It looked no different from the ones in my yard." It was really dirty.

Neville, who was brimming with happiness all over his body, waved his hands indifferently, "Don't worry about these details~ Read the headlines~"

"The cunning man who fooled the entire British wizarding world..." Harry saw the super-sized black bold font at a glance, and the photo next to it was a photo of Abbot Fudge at a meeting. In the photo, he was impassioned He told everyone about the latest policy issued by the Ministry of Magic, and the one who applauded the most was Umbridge.

Next to this one was a picture of Umbridge sitting in a chair, looking very sad.

With a faint suspicion in Harry's mind, he hurriedly shifted his gaze to the upper left corner, and couldn't wait to start reading this report. This report occupies a huge page, covering a whole page.

Hermione was the fastest. When Harry and Ron saw Umbridge abusing the students, she had already read the entire page of the newspaper, and then her eyes widened incredulously. "What day is it today? Did Merlin hear our prayers?"

"Whatever his day is!" Ron read the contents of the newspaper aloud excitedly without looking up. "...The British Minister of Magic, who has always shown himself to be kind and friendly, wants to satisfy his ambition by acquiring Hogwarts, the foundation of the British magic world, the cradle of British wizards with a long history of thousands of years. , sent his old lover, Dolores Umbridge, to Hogwarts..."

Neville gloated and continued to read the rest of the report. He, who has always had a bad memory, miraculously memorized everything after reading this guide seven or eight times.

"Umbridge was born in a mixed-race family, her mother was a Muggle, and her younger brother was a poor squib. Her childhood was full of oppression from the outside world and within the family. When she grew up, she gained a The sympathy of the current British Minister for Magic, of course, at that time, Mr Minister was not a Minister, they have been hiding from everyone and hooking up for decades."

"Love is a grating goblin that has made countless people dizzy, including our minister-our fair minister who can't stand his poor pink lover's sobbing and pleading, and put his old lover into magic The Ministry became a small member, even though she did not pass any examinations and knew nothing..."

"And when Fudge took the position of minister, this little lover who had been in the Ministry of Magic for decades and had no special skills other than meanness and vengeance was promoted by him to the position of deputy minister—at that time What an excellent wizard is still working hard, but this woman, relying on her artificial pseudo-girly voice, bloated figure, and Fudge's favor, began to dominate the days of her lover..."

"This woman, who is as ugly inside as she is outside, even ordered dementors to attack Harry Potter in order to hide the truth about the return of the mysterious man like Fudge..." Ron paused after reading this, and subconsciously glanced at him. Harry, who was on his left shoulder, never imagined that this incident was actually caused by the woman Umbridge. "Don't be so embarrassing, Harry, look, this woman has already been punished." He comforted his companion dryly, and didn't read out the following content, but only roughly skimmed it.

Rita Skeeter wrote down everything Umbridge did in Hogwarts, and it was exaggerated several times, like prohibiting students from learning magic, and only allowing them to learn by Some brainwashing books published by the Ministry of Magic drive away honest professors who want students to learn real useful knowledge; ridiculous school rules based on her personal preferences are hung in every corner of Hogwarts.

There are also tortured students with the Cruciatus Curse every day, and threatened students with their parents' jobs not to ask for help at home. The school infirmary of Hogwarts can no longer squeeze the poor children who are tortured and almost unconscious; see The young and beautiful female students use punishment quills to bruise those girls all over to satisfy her twisted jealousy; He called people into his office, wanted to use his status as a professor to do those shameless things, and after being rejected, he tied them up and locked them up...

Hermione used to be extremely disgusted with Rita Skeeter's nonsense, but this time she applauded and applauded, wishing that the other party could write more.

After disclosing what Umbridge did in Hogwarts, Rita Skeeter changed her pen and wrote that Fudge got people into Hogwarts knowing that his lover was a sadist. Want to fundamentally destroy the next generation of British wizards, to control these children's obedience to him and that disgusting and vicious woman after graduation, and to drive away the aging, poor old headmaster Dumbledore.

He also sharply pointed out that in order to better control the hearts of the people, in order not to let people know that the mysterious man has returned, and almost killed Harry Potter, the savior, they did not hesitate to threaten the "Daily Prophet" and cut off the The truth-telling reporter, Rita Skeeter, herself, risked her life to go deep into the enemy's camp to obtain first-hand true reports, and replaced them with disgusting lies that whitewashed the peace and demagogic people.

Umbridge also tortured Harry Potter repeatedly in Hogwarts, punished the quill, and greeted poor little Harry with the Cruciatus Curse like three meals a day...

A video of Umbridge's confession was also attached at the end of the report.

After reading the whole story, there is only one thought, Umbridge is finished, Fudge is finished, and the Ministry of Magic is about to change.

Harry had just finished reading when countless owls flew into the window, overwhelming the entire auditorium, and the feathers and letters that fell all over the floor were all sent by parents who had read the report. I never imagined that my children would live this kind of life this semester.

Curses were cast on many of the letters, and before the recipients opened them, they jumped into the hands of the recipients. While cursing Umbridge for a terrible death, they nervously asked about the condition of their children, including many of their mothers. cries.

It made the already noisy auditorium even more messy.

Harry watched a Hufflepuff girl receive a crying letter, and then looked down at the newspaper that Ron had finished reading and threw on the table, "Where is Umbridge now?"

There was too much noise around, and Harry yelled loudly several times before Neville could hear him clearly, and then he replied with the same yell. "It was taken away by Aurors early in the morning, and it was led by Sirius!! Umbridge has gone crazy! I heard that when they went to arrest people, Umbridge hid under the table holding his head and crying Shouting for help!!"

crazy?What's the meaning?

Harry still wanted to ask, but Neville was taken away by the Weasley twins. He exchanged glances with his companions and made a scene like this. He probably won't be in class today, so he decided to go back to the dormitory and ask Sirius. What the hell was going on - after the fake injury last time, Sirius had given him a double-sided mirror so that the two of them could get in touch and Harry wouldn't be able to find someone.

Harry was full of doubts now.How did Umbridge go crazy all of a sudden, and this report, how did Rita Skeeter know so many details, that video, Umbridge looks like someone is tied to a chair , and who did it - the background is in her own office, and she can clearly hear it, that is to say, Umbridge has already come out last night, but before he could show his face, he was given tied up.

Although he didn't know who did it, he just wanted to say that it was a great job!

While the others were going crazy with joy because Umbridge got out of Hogwarts, Chi Mo had the misfortune to meet Snape who looked as dark as a pan.

"Look who this is?~" Snape said strangely, and blocked Chi Mo at the corner with a fake smile. "Mr. Mochi is such a busy man, your poor Potions Professor is waiting for you so badly~"

Chi Mo blinked innocently.He didn't go to Snape's office to search for materials recently, why is this professor still so angry?

After seeing Chi Mo's expression of "I'm so innocent, I obviously didn't do anything, but you are angry with me", my neck almost crooked in anger. "Let your humble professor remind me about the Potions class yesterday morning and the confinement at night."

Oh...there was Potions class yesterday.

Such a sentence is clearly written on Chi Mo's face.

Snape immediately decided not only for this semester, but also for the next semester's potion homework, to give Chi Mo a D!This Hufflepuff is simply a genius! !

Chi Mo, who had already learned from Ruona that Umbridge was taken away by Sirius and the others early in the morning, and who had read Rita Skeeter's report, blinked and began to speak nonsense with his eyes open. With an "I'm so scared" expression on his face, he said weakly. "Professor, if you tell me, you may not believe it. I wanted to go to class yesterday, but when I left the common room, Professor Umbridge hijacked me. I just escaped!"

Snape: "..." Hehe.