[HP] Five Poisons

The Hufflepuffs present helped Chi Mo make suggestions with unprecedented enthusiasm, and they even spontaneously divided into several discussion groups.

Chi Mo dared to say that if they had this kind of energy in their studies, even if their final grades could not compete with Ravenclaw, they could at least crush Gryffindor.

We have been together for four years and watched a lot of jokes about Hufflepuff badgers' brains, but never thought that one day this fire would burn on us.

Even, in the discussion group discussing how to get Chi Mo's love affair to be supported by his family, someone directly and boldly suggested that Chi Mo could use a love potion on Snape, and after the raw rice was cooked, the father would even No matter how dissatisfied, you can no longer object.

This ridiculous idea was applauded by most of the people present.

And Little Badger looked at the tragic hero in their hearts with a happy face, "Merchi, your Potions class has always been excellent, you can make your own love potion and use it on Professor Snape!"

There are too many slots in these two sentences, and Chi Mo really doesn't know where to complain.

A group of stupid guys, a Potions master like Snape, how could he fall in love with the potion; what's more, he wants to use the love potion on that narrow-minded old man, wow!His daughter-in-law is much more handsome!

Chi silently looked behind the Hufflepuff who said the astonishing words.

For some unknown reason, the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts stood stiffly behind the warrior, his face as black as a pan, and he delayed the fearless Hufflepuff warrior ten thousand times with his eyes.

Human mentality is so strange.

When you suffer from rumors alone, you will be extremely depressed, wishing to shut up all the mouths of those who spread rumors, and knock the truth into their brains one by one.

However, when another guy who is as unlucky as you appears in such a tragedy, you will have a delicate sense of balance in your heart, and the depression in your heart will dissipate a lot.

Chi Mo is in this situation now. He was pissed off by the brains of his classmates, but after seeing Snape with the same distorted face, he felt strangely better.

Especially when I heard that cold and greasy voice say, "Very well, you have won yourself a month of confinement, Mr. Williams." After this happy news, Chi Mo couldn't help but feel dark .

Eddie Williams, who was proud of his wit, hadn't lost the curvature of his mouth when he heard such a big surprise, and his smiling face instantly turned into a mournful one.With a face full of tears. "Professor Snape..."

The Hufflepuffs who were chattering just now were silent for a moment, as well-behaved as quails.

Snape glanced fiercely around these Hufflepuffs with big brains breaking through the sky, and continued to drop a bomb in his frustration. "Ten points will be deducted from Hufflepuff for slandering the professor."

Having lived in Hogwarts for so many years, no matter in his student days or since he was a Potions professor, in Snape's decades of experience, he has never had the experience of being gossiped by students, or, this What a disgusting imagining!

Snape's sinister stare made him the culprit for gossip by a college student.Mo Chi, he gritted his teeth in his heart and said this name that was almost as annoying as Harry Potter, this kid is simply a troublemaker!Every time I have to cause a bunch of bad things, the most absurd thing is that I can always implicate myself in the end.

Snape deeply felt that Mochi was a guy with his own degenerate system, and nothing good would happen if he met him.

Perhaps, he was too tolerant of these idiots whose heads were full of Achnatherum splendens, and did not assign enough after-school homework, which made these guys waste time on such boring things.

It wasn't until seeing Snape turn and leave that this space was stopped that time flowed again.

As long as he thought about the next month when he would face Snape day and night, Williams felt that his life was dark.Now that a bumpy future was doomed, he simply broke the jar and said, "Why is Professor Snape so fierce? Could it be that what I said hit his mind, so he became angry from embarrassment?"

Williams felt he knew the truth.

When everyone hears it, it makes sense...

Chi Mo, who couldn't bear the brains of his classmates, couldn't bear it, so he simply pointed out that he already had a lover, and they had seen that person before, the one who sent him to the school infirmary that day.

The classroom suddenly fell silent.

The little fat man pointed at Chi Mo with a shocked face, traitor, traitor!It's so good to hide it!It doesn't seem like a day or two for Xiao Yang to have a little lover outside, but he didn't reveal anything to him in front of him!The little fat man deeply felt that there was a crack in the originally solid friendship between them!However, Chi Mo really likes older men...

"Are you serious?" A girl blinked her eyes at Chi Mo, and she still didn't quite believe it. "Is it true that you don't like Professor Snape, but that gentleman?"

"Of course." Chi Mo nodded affirmatively, "I will marry him when I graduate."

Everyone subconsciously looked at Chi Mo, and then recalled the tall man who had seen Princess Chi Mo in his arms the other day.Hmm, what's the matter with this subtle feeling...

"Ah! I see!—"

Suddenly there was an exclamation from the crowd, a girl who looked familiar to Chi Mo but couldn't think of what to call her, looked at Chi Mo with glowing eyes, and said loudly, "I know why Professor Snape is angry! This is actually a love triangle!—”

Chi Mo: "..."

fatty:"……"

In fact, Snape did not leave the classroom, but returned to the podium to pick up the student's homework book that he forgot earlier: "..."

By the next day, rumors about the entangled relationship between Professor Snape and Chi Mo, as well as Chi Mo's boyfriend, had spread throughout Hogwarts.

Even Professor Sputrow had heard it, and the version she heard was this——

"Oh~ Severus, that's why you have been so strict with Merchi, and you want to take up more of his time, can you be alone with me?" The head of Hufflepuff had a kind smile on his face. , I didn't feel how horrifying my words were.

"!——" The knife and fork scratched on the porcelain dinner plate, making a sharp and piercing noise, hitting the eardrums of the surrounding guys who pricked up their ears to eavesdrop.

Snape was so angry that he couldn't speak anymore. Today, at least three idiots came up to him and said, "Please don't give up on Professor Snape/I can understand you! Professor!"

damn it!How did these idiots who think on their toes survive until now? !

When the seventh version of this gossip was circulated, Snape finally couldn't bear it anymore and taught the idiots in the entire academy a lesson.

Snape changed the next few Defense Against the Dark Arts lessons from theory to practice - he gave dueling lessons.

Those sparring partners used for demonstration teaching are all guys who have made great contributions to the spread and spread of rumors, especially focusing on Hufflepuff, the birthplace of Deepin Brain Budi.

After teaching these little devils a lesson, the mean and narrow-minded professor of defense against the dark devil did not forget to spray his venom——

"It's a pity, you are not students of my academy, I have no right to make the decision to expel you...Miss Akers, why don't you just put your head in the table to avoid the disarming spell?"

"Great, Mr. Garcia, articulate and sweet as a lark, please tell me how you managed to get into the sixth grade?"

……

After torturing idiots for two consecutive days, Snape's mood finally improved a little. Walking around the campus, the situation where he was always talking about him like two days ago finally improved—or maybe they just moved to Underground, but as long as they don't appear in front of him, Snape offered to let them go graciously for the time being.

Everything went according to Snape's wishes, except for a small accident when teaching the fifth grade students.

Chi Mo stood up with a smile, and begged his professor, "Professor Snape, I wonder if I have the honor to be your assistant in this class."

The narrow-minded professor glanced at the Hufflepuff fifth grader who was smiling so gently, and then scanned all the students who were obviously excited by the other party's words. He couldn't help but sneered in his heart, and agreed with a little gloat. the request of the other party.

Chi Mo's first opponent was a classmate from the same college. When the two sides saluted, the boy winked at him and said in a brisk tone, "Hi! Look! Professor Snape is really special to you~"

When Chi Mo heard this, the smile on his face became deeper...

After Chi Mo beat down the entire fifth-grade Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, who was the most eager to discuss gossip, suddenly calmed down.

The names of Chi Mo and Snape were never mentioned at the same time, as if the explosive news didn't come from their academy, as long as they saw Chi Mo smiling, they subconsciously opened their eyes and shut their mouths.

The Hufflepuffs with the biggest brains are quiet, and the Slytherins who always have nothing to do with themselves will not talk about it; for Ravenclaw, knowledge is always more important than gossip, and the rest Although the current Gryffindors are not familiar with two of the three protagonists in the gossip, as long as they have something to do with Snape, they are extremely excited. They quickly turned their attention to other more interesting things...

When the rumors disappeared, Chi Mo, who thought this matter was over, once again saw the petty and vengeful dean of Slytherin.

Chi Mo stared at the book list in his hand in disbelief, his eyes fixed on a certain line of small words.

"...Why are there ancient runes in my OWLs test subjects?"

He has chosen many subjects, and he is not obsessed with a certain profession like others. Chi Mo, who plans to become a freelance pharmacist after graduation, only checked divination and protection in the elective subjects when he registered for the OWLs exam Two magical creatures.

As for the ancient runes——

It was hard for him to roll his tongue and speak English, and his brain was not twitching, so how could he abuse himself with something like oracle bone inscriptions.