School flower is straight

Morality: School belle, climbing walls is wrong!

Monday: You just climbed the wall!Your whole family climbs the wall!I'm caring about my roommates!Lao Tzu is contributing to the construction of a harmonious dormitory!

Ye Nanyi felt that the building was nothing to see, and Cao Ning's explanation was even less interesting, so she took Cao Ning to sit down and chat under the shade of a tree.

Ye Nanyi first criticized and suggested to Comrade Cao Ning that Cao Ning hadn’t entered any associations or institutions after entering the school for nearly a month, and then analyzed and discussed the monotonous life of Comrade Cao Ning’s dormitory, classrooms, and cafeterias. Finally, I gave a concluding speech to Comrade Cao Ning's half-month college life.

I was woken up by Fang Jiazhi's phone call this morning and I haven't had enough sleep yet. This meeting was almost hypnotized by Ye Nanyi's big call, until I heard Ye Nanyi say: "I visited your school's bbs before I came. , I am very curious about the 'most beautiful male school girl in history' in your school! Cao Xiaodai, have you met him on campus?"

A shock on Monday, woke up.

"...Who?" Cao Ning was completely confused.

Ye Nanyi: "..."

on Monday:"……"

Afterwards, Cao Ning and Ye Nanyi strolled from the east gate to the west gate of the campus, and the two took the school bus back to the east gate, and then had lunch at a small restaurant near the school gate.

I followed very hard on Monday, tired and hungry, and I dare not follow into that small restaurant, because it is indeed a small restaurant!You can see the whole restaurant clearly at the door!

Cover your face on Monday!Didn't I promise not to enter this restaurant before? ?So shabby!Little Ningzi, did you listen to what I said?

On Monday, I went into the casserole porridge shop next door while feeling sad.I was so hungry that I didn't even have the strength to get angry.

Cao Ning was wronged on Monday.Cao Ning remembered what he said on Monday that girls should not be taken to restaurants that are too shabby, but Ye Nanyi appointed this restaurant to eat here.Ye Nanyi knew Cao Ning well, so she insisted on choosing such a shabby store for the sake of Cao Ning's pocket.

However, it’s a bit of an understatement. This restaurant can stand out among so many stores in front of the school. It really has its own uniqueness. The food is delicious, but it doesn’t have the greasy feeling of ordinary fast food. It’s salty and light, and the vegetables are not. The kind that doesn't pick up green and yellow, it's okay to eat.Although the store is small, it is very clean and tidy.

It was noon after the two had lunch, the sun was high, and the two guys who were too lazy to go out with umbrellas looked up at the bright sunshine outside the store, and didn't want to move at all.

In the end, Ye Nanyi remembered her purpose of coming here, and beckoned Cao Ning to go with her, and the two drove straight to the computer city where Ye Nanyi worked.Ye Nanyi planned to give Cao Ning a laptop at the employee price, after all college students cannot live without computers.Otherwise, you see, in c university, you don't even know c university's specialty "the most beautiful male school beauty".

Zhou Yi, who watched Cao Ning and his "girlfriend" get into the taxi, touched his chin and wondered: Is this the rhythm of going to open a house?Xiao Ningzi still has a brush.

Naturally, I couldn't keep up here, so I prepared to go back to the dormitory on Monday.

On Monday, I told Cao Ning a lot about his refusal to wear an umbrella, but he himself did not have the habit of wearing an umbrella, and only wore a hat to cover up.So on the way back to the dormitory under the scorching sun, he was so hot that he abducted to the "Aunt Li's Barber Shop" downstairs in the girls' dormitory.

As soon as I heard the name, I knew that the haircut was a middle-aged aunt, whose surname was Li.How succinct and obvious.Naturally, such a modest store name means that you can't expect Aunt Li, the barber, to give you a domineering hairstyle.

Monday is not very demanding, anyway, he just cuts his hair.When he was in the second stage of middle school, in order to get closer to a man, he talked about his father and kept his mouth shut. When he couldn't grow a beard, he cut his hair and had a crew cut for more than ten years.If it weren't for the fact that the bald head is easy to cause misunderstandings, he can just get rid of the three thousand threads of trouble.

After two years of "sleeping in one sleep" this time, I endured the bangs that crossed my eyebrows for a few days on Monday, and I can't bear it anymore today.He felt that he looked so much more motherly now than in high school, and there must be a reason for his long hair that could be tied into a ponytail.And the weather is really hot!

A few minutes later, when Zhou came out of "Aunt Li's Barbershop", he felt refreshed and felt reborn as a man again (?).

It's just that Monday's thinking was too simple... On the way back to the dormitory, he got more eyes than before and it was harder to ignore.

After returning to the dormitory, Zhou Yi was glad that Mao Yanting and Wu Tian had already taken their lunch break, otherwise it would have been unbearable for them to look at him like a lost lover like those people on the school road.

I was tired for a long time on Monday, and my body was greasy with sweat, so I took a bucket of cold water and took a simple shower, washed my hair by the way, and then fell asleep.

When Fang Jiazhi's call came in, Zhou Yiyi was a little confused about the situation: Did he sleep until the next day?Wei Wei opened her eyes and saw that the dormitory was dark...

! ! !Could it be that he slept until the second night?Zhou Yi suddenly sat up from the bed, followed by an uncomfortable feeling of dizziness, his throat was burning, and the breath out of his nose was dry and hot.Back in bed on Monday: Is it heatstroke or a cold?

The neglected ring went silent for a while and then rang again. Yi Zhou crawled out of bed leisurely and took out his cell phone from the backpack by the table. It was indeed Fang Jiazhi's call.

"...Hello." Zhou Yi opened his mouth, his throat getting dry and astringent.

In the past two days, Fang Jiazhi, who was getting used to shutting down the phone on Monday and not answering the phone, was still a little dissatisfied at first, but when he heard Monday's voice, he suppressed all of it: "I'm downstairs in your dormitory."

Zhou Yi pressed his temples, remembering that Fang Jiazhi had said to bring him food, so he said hoarsely, "Can you come up, it's not convenient for me to go downstairs now."

If this was a rented room, Zhou Yi would definitely not say such things, but now he is in a dormitory, and Zhou Yi feels that there is no safer place than this, even though he is the only one in the dormitory now.

Fang Jiazhi paused for a while before asking, "What's wrong with your throat?"

On Monday, I took a water glass and poured a glass of water to drink in the dark. The dryness of my throat was a little better, and I said to Fang Jiazhi: "I seem to have a cold."

When Fang Jiazhi hung up the phone on Monday, he realized that he should turn on the light. Looking at his phone, it was almost eight o'clock.It seems that Cao Ning hasn't come back yet. Mao Yanting and Wu Tian should have gone to self-study or class after taking a nap, and they haven't returned yet.

On Monday, I opened the door of the dormitory and used a stool to cover it to prevent the wind from closing the door. Then I went into the bathroom to wash my face.

When he came out of the bathroom, Fang Jiazhi hadn't arrived yet.I wondered on Monday, wouldn't it be like this and get lost?Just about to pick up the phone to call Fang Jiazhi, Fang Jiazhi appeared at the door.

Due to dizziness, Monday's reaction was a little slow, and he slipped out when he thought of something: "Huh? I thought you were lost."

Fang Jiazhi rolled his eyes at Zhou Yi, and handed him a bag: "Have you boiled the water yet?"

Zhou Yi couldn't turn the corner: "Why boil water?"

Fang Jiazhi didn't get angry and scolded him for being stupid, but instead smiled and touched Next Zhou's forehead: "Did you get confused?"

Zhou Yi frowned, slowly touched his forehead with his hands, and curled his lips: "I'm just dizzy, not confused."

Fang Jiazhi pressed the switch of the water dispenser to boil water: "Have you had dinner yet?"

Zhou Yi tilted his head and thought for a while: "It seems not."

"I guessed it, you idiot. I bought porridge."

It was only on Monday that Fang Jiazhi found out that there was still a bag in his hand, so he pointed to his desk: "Put it on that desk." After thinking about it, he was a little dissatisfied, "I'm not an idiot." Then he counted with his fingers and felt wrong, "Where's my snack?"

Fang Jiazhi put down the porridge, and he also found a stool and sat down, folded his arms and looked at Zhou Yi and said, "You said you're not an idiot, you're so sick and stupid, and you still think about those greasy foods, I threw them in the trash can downstairs. "

Picking up the spoon to drink porridge on Monday, he said in a low voice, "It's shameful to waste it." Well, in fact, even if Fang Jiazhi took it out now, he couldn't eat it.

Fang Jiazhi watched Zhou Yi eat for a while, and suddenly asked, "Why did you cut your hair?"

Zhou Yi touched his prickly crew cut, curled his lips: "It's hot, so I'll cut it off." Of course, the word "mother" would never be said.He himself felt that his mother would not admit it to others.

Fang Jiazhi really likes his crew cut.

When they first met, Zhou Yi had such a crew cut, grinning like a bully, opening and closing his mouth like "Lao Tzu" and shutting his mouth "Lao Tzu". A good laugh can always easily infect others.

I don't know when it started, but Zhou Yi's smile that could see two rows of neat white teeth has never appeared again, and his hair has grown up. Even if he speaks, it is difficult to distinguish between men and women, and his appearance is becoming more and more evil. Talk to Fang Jiazhi She was always cautious from time to time, acting like a little daughter-in-law who was afraid of offending Fang Jiazhi.

If Zhou Yi was really a girl, Fang Jiazhi might feel that this girlfriend is quite attractive.But the problem is that Fang Jiazhi knows that he is a real boy, and he always has pimples in his heart when he sees Zhou Yi. He has told him about this before, and Zhou Yi will only become more restrained.Fang Jiazhi was not a good-tempered person at all, he was reserved on Monday, and he felt unnatural and uncomfortable, and when he felt uncomfortable, he became angry, and when he became angry, he became more restrained on Monday, and Fang Jiazhi became even more angry on Monday ...such a vicious cycle.

In the past two days, Fang Jiazhi didn't see much change on the surface, but Fang Jiazhi felt some changes in his attitude, so he got angry on Monday less often.

It's not that Fang Jiazhi is abusive, he only cares about others if he doesn't treat him as a treasure on Monday.It was this kind of Monday that gave him a sense of familiarity, and it was easier to get along with him on this kind of Monday, as if he had returned to the time when we first met.

Now that Zhou Yi has returned to a crew cut, and he seems to have returned to his previous temperament recently, Fang Jiazhi is pleasing to the eye, and he is more amiable towards Zhou Yi.

But Fang Jiazhi felt that he had become normal when he saw Zhou Yi, but he had become abnormal in Zhou Yi's eyes.

The fire-breathing dragon stopped breathing fire, so that's fine, but what happened to that expression?Are you laughing?Damn, I thought of Smiling Tiger!

In order to reduce misunderstandings, Fang Jiazhi was asked to leave on Monday before the roommate came back for the reason of rest.

Just as Fang Jia left, Cao Ning came back with a laptop bag in his hand.

Zhou Yi rushed forward and asked, "How is it?"

Cao Ning asked him to put his laptop bag on the table, saying: "The performance is very good. The price is cheap."

Zhou Yi was extremely anxious: "Why does this adjective sound like it's describing a chicken... huh?"

Cao Ning nodded: "It's a machine."

"..." Zhou Yi tried hard to think back to the girl I met today, she was really unbelievable!Cao Ning is a master of disguise!I didn't expect such abstinent-looking person to be...

"However, Ye Nanyi said that she is an internal employee, so she can use the employee price, and even discounted it to make it so cheap." Cao Ning added.

"..." There seemed to be something strange mixed in with the conversation just now? "Did you just tell me about your new laptop?"

"Didn't you ask me?" Cao Ning's eyes looked very "innocent" on Monday.

Monday's dizziness even more.What made him dizzy was still to come.He went to the toilet, and Cao Ning called him to say that someone called him, and the caller ID was "fire-breathing dragon"...

On Monday, I asked Cao Ning to help me answer the call and tell the other party that it was inconvenient, and I will call him back later.

When I came out of the bathroom on Monday to call Fang Jiazhi back, the other end of the phone was spouting fire again: "What did you do today!?"

What kind of trouble is this kind of tone of catching rape?

"I didn't do anything, I basically slept in the dormitory."

"If you didn't do anything, then why are you sick?" The anger on the other end seemed to be raised by another gear.

Monk Zhang Er was really puzzled on Monday: "I went out for a walk in the morning, but maybe I caught a cold because I took a cold bath when I came back. What's wrong?"

"Is the one who answered the phone called Cao Ning?"

"……Yes."

"Beep beep..." Fang Jiazhi hung up the phone.

"……"baffling!Zhou Yi angrily turned off the phone and went to bed with his dizzy head.

After a while, Zhou Yi, who had baked sesame seed cakes on the bed for a long time, got up again, turned on his mobile phone, put it at the end of the bed, and lay down to sleep again.

On Monday the next day, it was rare not to be woken up by the ringtone of the mobile phone. I picked up the mobile phone and looked at it, it was ten past seven.This developed biological clock is too punctual.Why didn't Fang Jiazhi call this morning?

The cold on Monday after a night of sleep is completely cured, because I went to bed early last night, and now I feel refreshed.

So Zhou Yi turned and got out of bed, brushed his teeth and washed his face, thinking in his heart: Last night, it seems that you made Fang Jiazhi angry?Although I don't know the reason, at least the two are "lovers" now, so let's coax him no matter what.

Alas, as expected, girlfriends (huh) and friends (huh) are the hardest to coax, especially this kind of tsundere hairy type.

But Zhou Yi didn't even have experience coaxing a girlfriend—how would a boyfriend coax him?

"Monday" copied a copy of Fang Jiazhi's schedule, and compared it with his new schedule on Monday.

He has no class this morning, only two elective physical education classes starting at 04:30 in the afternoon, which will not be affected by the change of major, just tell the teacher about changing the student number.And Fang Jiazhi has classes in the first and second periods in the morning and the seventh and eighth periods in the afternoon.

Yoshi!On Monday, I took my wallet and meal card, thought for a while and brought my books—go to the library after delivering breakfast to Fang Jiazhi.

Fang Jiazhi said yesterday morning that he wanted to eat the new breakfast in the second cafeteria, but he didn't know what it was on Monday.He didn't dare to call to ask for scolding now, so he checked Fang Jiazhi's dietary preferences according to the "Monday" little daughter-in-law's handwritten copy, and bought a few of Fang Jiazhi's usual breakfasts according to the instructions, and then resisted because The hair attracted more attention and rushed to Fang Jia's classroom.

When we arrived at the door of the classroom, Zhou Yi poked his head to look in, because it was less than [-]:[-], and there were not many people in the classroom. Zhou Yi didn't see Fang Jiazhi, so he took out his mobile phone and called him.

The phone rang for a while before it was connected. Fang Jiazhi's tone was a little cold and boring: "What's the matter?"

Zhou Zhou paused and said, "I'm outside your classroom, haven't you come yet?"

Fang Jiazhi snorted twice, and his tone seemed to be a little better: "Didn't you change your major, so you're so free?"

Zhou Yi weighed the breakfast in his hand and said, "There is no class this morning, so I'm here to bring you breakfast."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while before Fang Jiazhi's slightly frightened voice came again: "I don't want to go to class today, I'm in the dormitory." After speaking, he hung up as usual.

Looking at the phone helplessly on Monday, I growled in my heart: I have changed back to the old core, I don’t know where your dormitory is! ! !Can you not test me in such an unexpected situation!God bother!Girlfriends are better than you! ——Although I don’t have a girlfriend!

Zhou Zhou only knew that Fang Jiazhi's dormitory building was No. [-] male dormitory building, but he really didn't have any impression of the specific dormitory!I had no choice but to go to the boys' dormitory building No. [-] first, and then dialed the "squad leader" number stored in the phone.

The phone also rang for a long time before it was connected. Before I could speak on Monday, I heard a boy's voice on the other end of the phone: "Zhou, Zhou, Zhou Xiaohua? It can't be, really, really, you ? Live, live? You, you, you, what do you want?"

"..." My name is Monday, not Zhou Xiaohua, thank you!

"Squad leader, I would like to ask which floor your boys from our major live on?"

"I live, live, live on the sixth floor."

"... Let me just ask, where is Fang Jiazhi's dormitory?"

"Oh, Fang Xiaocao, he is in 502, but I heard that if he has a class in the morning, he will get up earlier, and he may already be in the classroom by now."

"...you stop stuttering?"

"Hey, I was so flattered at the beginning that I couldn't react! But I have something to tell you, I am not the monitor of this semester. Speaking of Zhou Xiaohua, although you are married to the second class, you are still a member of our first class. , why don't you pay attention to us..."

"Thank you, no matter how cheap!" Zhou Yi immediately hung up the phone.

I looked up, 502...

On Monday, he climbed up to the fifth floor, and when he reached the door of 502, he knocked on the door, and a voice came from inside: "Is the road uneven?"

Zhou Zhou tentatively replied, "A roar?"

I thought the code was wrong, and I didn't recognize Zhou Yi's voice, so the person inside asked again: "Which road? Report your name, who are you looking for?"

I remember this voice on Monday, it seems to be, the second child?Zhou Yi straightened his throat and reported: "Monday."

There was silence in 502 for a few seconds, and then the second child shouted on Monday: "Fourth, put on your pants quickly! Your third sister-in-law is here again!"

on Monday:"……"

Fang Jiazhi came to open the door, and closed it behind his back.

"Find a place to talk." As he spoke, he walked downstairs by himself.

Zhou Yi gave him the middle finger in his heart: Your sister!Don't tell me sooner!My call was for nothing!I have climbed the five floors in vain!

The two ended up talking outside the tennis court not far from the dormitory building. There was no one in the tennis court.Zhou Yi felt a little uneasy, what is he going to say, looking for such a small corner with no one.

Fang Jiazhi stood facing Zhou Yi, with an angry and tangled expression, stared at him and asked, "Don't think that you can just buy me breakfast and get rid of the matter."

Touching his nose on Monday: "No, no, I always buy you breakfast, not because of anything else."

Fang Jiazhi took the breakfast in Zhou Yi's hand, thought for a while, and said, "I don't care what kind of friends you make, but if you want to chase after the new transfer student in garden design, I still have the right to speak!"

"...Are you talking about me?" Zhou Yi pointed to himself.

Fang Jiazhi stared at him without saying a word or nodding.Zhou Yi had no choice but to continue: "Well, there are only two of us here. But, what's the name of the transfer student you mentioned? Are you sure I know him?"

Fang Jiazhi said in a word: "He, called, Cao Ning. You, She, You." Monday: "..."

"I'm a man! Why am I chasing a boy!?" Zhou Yi roared.

Fang Jiazhi crossed his arms and snorted, "I'm not a man?"

Zhou Yi trembled: "Of course you are! I mean, yes, I didn't like boys! I, I chased you because..."

Lowered his head on Monday, his head turned quickly: Can't cause Cao Ning to be misunderstood, what should I say?Why don't you just say that I don't like boys now and we break up?This sounds like playing hard to get, who would believe it!

Suddenly Zhou Yi had a flash of inspiration, and then said: "I'm really not gay, I just happen to like you!" Goosebumps...

Fang Jiazhi was also obviously taken aback, but Zhou Yi thought that he was so moved by his words.

Zhou Yi continued: "What I like is not your gender. If you were a woman, I would also pursue you." With your temper, I would not pursue you if you were a woman!

Fang Jiazhi turned his head, his ears were red: "Every time you get into trouble, you will act like a baby and confess your love. Let me tell you, your trick is useless!"

Thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past Monday's heart.

Fang Jiazhi sat down on a bench and began to eat breakfast. I wonder if the breakfast is very appetizing, and he seems to be in a good mood.

Zhou Yi said cautiously: "Recently, I discovered that my feelings for you seem to have become your burden? The feelings between the same sex are indeed still difficult to be accepted by the world..."

Fang Jiazhi glanced at Zhou Yi and said: "So you know it, don't you pretend to be stupid? So you saw it, I didn't say anything about you, and I have to wipe your ass all the time, and you keep making trouble. After you It's useless to act like a spoiled child any more!"

He finished his breakfast, threw out the trash, clapped his hands, and was about to turn around and leave, when Zhou Yi said "distressed": "You sacrificed so much for me! I shouldn't have realized it so late! I shouldn't have pulled you down Take this muddy water! I think it can be redeemed. I will try to give up this relationship, I will try not to like you anymore! I won’t embarrass you anymore! I will try to find a girlfriend!"

Nima!Almost blurted out "My heart hurts so much!"

Fang Jiazhi was totally shocked by Monday's exaggerated acting skills!

How shameless, to say such a disgusting thing!Fang Jiazhi, who thought that Monday's "climbing the wall" matter was settled like this, didn't know what expression to face him at the moment.

Breathe a sigh of relief on Monday!Finally one step closer to the goal!Fortunately, I came to find Fang Jiazhi today. Now that I have said so much, we will break up soon!Freedom is here!Chrysanthemum is safe and worry-free from now on!

Fang Jiazhi didn't say anything in the end, he held his breath in his throat, gave Zhou Yi a hard look, and left.

Thinking of Fang Jiazhi's aggrieved expression before he left, Zhou Zhou felt a little speechless and a little complicated.

What's wrong with you, I'm the victim, okay?

A boy passing by turned his head and saw a person with a dark slash background effect: "Zhou Xiaohua?"

Zhou Yi jumped: "Your sister! I have never seen a beautiful woman!"