School flower is straight

Morality: Finally, I have seen how to marry a chicken, follow the chicken, marry a dog, follow the dog←_←

Monday: You stop, I promise to kill you!

University life will never be without endless competitions and activities.While helping Wang Lingyun prepare for the model competition on Monday, his School of Educational Sciences also began to organize the annual psychological drama competition that the school attaches the most importance to.

The Psychological Drama Competition held by University C in December every year has always been sponsored by the School of Educational Sciences, co-organized by the School of Humanities and the School of Music.

In order to hold the glory competition on behalf of the colleges, the art troupe of the Academy of Educational Sciences started preparations more than a month in advance, and the drama teams of each college naturally began to prepare scripts and select players.

Delivered lunch to Wang Lingyun on Monday, and he received a call from the "captain" after the two separated.On Monday, he didn't delete the number stored in the phone before, so this "captain" was naturally known by the previous "self".

Zhou Yi cheered up and answered the phone: "Hello, captain."

A clear female voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hello. On Monday, I heard that you transferred to the Academy of Educational Sciences. I wonder if you have also transferred to the drama team of the Academy of Educational Sciences?"

Monday cautiously replied: "That's not true."

According to the captain, "I" used to be on the drama team?

The captain was obviously satisfied with Monday's answer: "Very well, then tonight at 09:30, the art troupe activity room for training, be on time and don't be late."

The girl's joyful voice was still in my ears one second, and the next second I heard the voice of hanging up the phone. There was no time to refuse on Monday.

Going back to the dormitory, he found the book that kept the recipes before, and looked through it carefully for the first time, and it really led him to find the relevant information.

It turned out that after the military training party in the freshman year, "Monday" was followed by the captain of the drama team of the art troupe. The captain felt that he must seize the live sign of Monday, so that students would not be forced to act as audiences for activities in the backyard.So the captain's sister persuaded Zhou Yi for several days, and finally Fang Jiazhi expressed interest in joining the dialogue drama team, and joined the drama team on Monday.

However, during the first year of freshman year, the two guys at most showed their faces in the drama rehearsals of the drama team to earn some popularity. It was Fang Jiazhi's 3-minute enthusiasm, and they couldn't arouse enthusiasm for the training camp.

Of course, these details will not be known on Monday.The book simply wrote two sentences between sweet and sour pork ribs and bitter gourd cup.

"I joined the drama team with Fang Jiazhi. In fact, the people in the team are quite interesting."

It's for Fang Jiazhi again, ha ha. [manual bye]

I worked part-time in the store until nine o'clock in the evening. On Monday, the girl who entrusted the cash register helped cover up when the boss came to check shifts, and got off work an hour and a half earlier.

As for Cao Ning, he is not on duty tonight. He left the house before dinner time. Before leaving, he reminded Monday: "It will rain heavily tonight, remember to bring an umbrella when you go out."

On Monday, he looked at the sky outside the corridor. It was orange-red, and there was no cloudy scene of heavy rain at all. He was about to speak when the person he wanted to refute had already gone out with two umbrellas.

On Monday, I arrived at the activity room of the cultural troupe mentioned by the captain.

When Monday arrived, the other members were sitting on the floor of the activity room and chatting in a circle. When the captain asked, "Monday is here", they cast all eyes on Monday.

The captain greeted Monday to sit together, and everyone immediately made a gap next to the captain.Zhou Yi walked over to sit down and asked him why he was asked to come here. The captain took out his mobile phone and dialed the number and asked him, "Why didn't Fang Jiazhi come here with you?"

Not waiting for Monday to answer, she asked herself again, "Oh, look at my memory, I forgot that you are not in the same class. There are rumors that you two broke up, isn't it true?"

The tone of the captain's question seemed to be casual, and following her usual style of not giving Monday an answer, the next sentence focused on the phone: "Are you there? The big guys are waiting for you... Monday? Monday is here early! Uncle, you should take your time, anyway, I didn't expect you to participate in the rehearsal."

After hanging up the phone, the captain's sister made a gesture, and everyone fell silent and looked at her.

"The theme of this year's psychological drama competition is the relationship between doctors and patients. Everyone discusses how to write the script."

Zhou Yi rested his chin on his hands and listened carefully to everyone's chattering discussions, but he didn't understand the meaning of the captain calling him over.

Before the discussion was over, the door of the activity room was pushed open again. When Zhou Yi looked up, it turned out to be Fang Jiazhi who hadn't seen him for a while.

The captain's sister let out a sigh of relief, and said, "Fang Xiaocao, you still have to remind me to come here several times like a makeup", while moving neatly, she moved a gap on the side close to Monday, and waved to Fang Jiazhi.

Fang Jiazhi Shi Shi ran over to sit down, because the captain gave up a small seat, and he sat down on Zhou Yi.Just as Zhou Yi was about to move out, Fang Jiazhi stretched out an elbow and put it on his shoulder: "What is the content of the training camp?"

Turning around on Monday, he saw that he was asking the captain.The captain said the theme of the game again, and then asked everyone to talk about the results of the discussion.

The team members actively expressed their ideas one by one, talking and even arguing.Some want to complain for doctors, some want to berate unscrupulous doctors for patients, some are ingenious and want doctors and patients to cheat each other, everyone should not think about it.

It was interesting to listen to Monday at first, but gradually but involuntarily, my attention was on my shoulders.It turned out that Fang Jiazhi rested his elbow on Zhou Yi's shoulder, and his head was also on the elbow. Zhou Yi felt his neck was scratched by his hair, and it was a little itchy.

He shook his shoulders, Fang Jiazhi turned his head to face Zhou Yi without raising his head, so he leaned close to Zhou Yi's side face: "Don't move, I'm very sleepy, lean on me."

On Monday, he could feel the airflow passing over his ears and cheeks when he was speaking, and suddenly felt that the arrector pili muscles in these two places were all erected, he hurriedly tilted his shoulders, and Fang Jiazhi could only sit upright.

Zhou Yi didn't turn his head, but straightened his throat and said in a low voice, "If you're sleepy, go back and rest. I think it will take a while for everyone to come to a conclusion. Please explain to the captain. The captain should be understanding."

The captain focused on two things, and he didn't forget to pay attention to these two things while listening to the team members' speeches. When Zhou Yi mentioned her, he came over and said: "It's almost the closing time of the dormitory garden area, and I can assign them specific tasks before disbanding." Yes, you can take a step ahead. But you must promise me that when the script is finalized, you must give me a trick! And you can’t be perfunctory! I asked you to show your face to gain some popularity for our drama before, but you didn’t even have a line I can’t even remember, it’s too disrespectful!”

Zhou nodded again and again.Fang Jiazhi yawned noncommittally.

The two walked into the elevator together and chatted casually.To be precise, it was Monday who pretended to be casually chatting.

After coming out of the activity room, Monday felt more nervous than ever, and there was an itchy feeling in the base of his ears, which made him want to rub a few times.In fact, every time he is with Fang Jiazhi, he always has an inexplicable sense of tension, which is sometimes strong and sometimes negligible.

Before leaving the lobby of the complex building after getting out of the elevator, the rumble of thunder outside the building had already entered the ears.

Zhou Yi frowned: Cao Ning was right, the weather in City C is really confusing.

Just as Zhou Yi regretted not listening to Cao Ning's advice to go out with an umbrella, Fang Jiazhi took the umbrella he had put there before from behind the glass door, and raised an eyebrow at Zhou Yi: "Didn't bring an umbrella?"

He turned his head to look at the pouring rain outside the building, opened the umbrella in his hand, and turned his head to urge Zhou Yi: "Not yet." The tone was quite casual.

Zhou Yi looked at the umbrella in his hand, it was not small, but two big men were holding it together, and it was rainy and windy weather, but it couldn't do much to protect it from the rain.Then he shook his head and wanted to say that he could wait until the rain was lighter, but Fang Jiazhi pulled him over: "The rain won't be small for a while, at least it won't stop until the dormitory garden area closes." It will become smaller. And you forgot? Keep waiting, the low-lying area in front of your dormitory is full of stagnant water up to your calf, and the upstream is a garbage dump."

I was immediately disgusted on Monday and didn't refuse again.

Fang Jiazhi held an umbrella with his right hand, and grabbed Zhou Yi's left arm with his left hand, letting him lean against his right arm. The two of them walked into the heavy rain next to each other.

Zhou Yi looked at the umbrella that was clearly leaning towards his side, and wanted to say something several times, but felt that it would be hypocritical to say it, so he didn't say anything in the end.According to Fang Jiazhi's understanding of Fang Jiazhi's temper on Monday, Fang Jiazhi should complain about the weather or blame himself, but he also didn't say a word. The two of them were silent all the way, only holding Zhou's arm warm and very strong.

The atmosphere seems to be getting a little weird.

On Monday, I felt that all the attention of the whole body was on the left arm, and the right half of the body was even a little uncoordinated and stiff.

The complex building is only four or five minutes away from the second building of the boys' dormitory. On Monday, it felt like a long walk, and finally arrived outside the gate of the garden area. The two went to the promenade outside the gate to hide from the rain.

Even though most of the umbrella was moved to Monday's side, the right side of his body was still fogged by the blowing rain.

Looking up at Fang Jiazhi on Monday, the other party was even more embarrassed, with bangs stuck to his forehead, rainwater dripping from the tips of his hair, not to mention his clothes, which were also wet on his body, showing the texture of his master's muscles.If you take off your clothes and twist them gently with your hands, you will definitely hear the sound of splashing into the water.

"Hurry up and change clothes, I'm going back to the dormitory too." Fang Jiazhi said this, but turned to look at Monday, reaching out to wipe off the rain on his face, but his feet were not ready to lift.

Zhou Yi didn't pay attention, just nodded quickly: "Go back quickly, you also remember to take a hot bath, thank you for covering me back."

Fang Jiazhi glared at Zhou Yi. When Zhou Yi was still in a daze, he turned his head and rushed into the rain and fog.

Zhou Yi was a little puzzled by Fang Jiazhi's attitude and that stare, how did he offend him again?

But after Fang Jiazhi left, he didn't feel that nervous anymore. After he relaxed, he didn't want to think too much, so he turned around and went back to the dormitory to take a shower and change clothes.

The weather in this city is like a woman's face, changing very fast.On the next Monday, I walked on the way to class under the scorching sun, and found that except for some accumulated water in the low-lying areas, there was no trace of the heavy rain last night.

The next two days will be when the autumn tiger is raging. Many people lament that they should "bring salt for themselves" when they go out, so that they can eat barbecue directly.Looking at the beginning of November in the mobile phone calendar on Monday, I am completely convinced by this terrible weather.

When I saw the date, I couldn't help but think of the upcoming model competition that Wang Lingyun signed up for.Thinking of Wang Lingyun's desperation, Zhou Yi couldn't help frowning.Wang Lingyun's spelling method is too indifferent to the body.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Yi just thought of Wang Lingyun for a second time, and received a call from Wang Lingyun. Her roommate cried and said on the other end of the phone that Wang Lingyun had a car accident.

Chapter 23 Fuck: Sorry, the user you dialed is taking care of your rival in love, please dial again.

Morality: I'm sorry, the user you dialed is taking care of your rival in love, please do not call again.

on Monday:……

When Wang Lingyun rushed to the hospital on Monday, her roommate was helping Wang Lingyun, who had her right ankle in a plaster cast, out of the consultation room.

He breathed a sigh of relief, stepped forward to help Wang Lingyun, and then asked, "What did the doctor say? Are you going to be hospitalized?"

Roommate Wang Lingyun looked at Zhou Yi with still reddish eyes, and said nasally in his voice: "The doctor said that there may be some sequelae of concussion, let's wait in the hospital for a while, and then observe."

On Monday, he helped Wang Lingyun to sit on a chair, took the bag from his roommate, and said, "Then let's stay in the hospital for observation, at least until tomorrow. I'll go through the hospital procedures, and you take care of Lingyun first."

After the beds were arranged, Monday finally had time to sit down and ask about the situation.

"What's going on? How did you get hurt? The way you cried just now shocked me!"

The roommate blushed: "I'm sorry, I was in a daze at the time, I was terrified, I, I..."

Wang Lingyun waved his hand, telling her not to say anything. Zhou Yi didn't intend to blame her, so he asked again: "How did you get hurt?"

It turned out that when the two of them were crossing the road, the light turned from green to red, and a driver stepped on the gas pedal impatiently, blowing Wang Lingyun.Fortunately, it was only scratched lightly, so Wang Lingyun only twisted her ankle, and hit her head hard when she fell to the ground. At that time, she was lying on the ground in a daze, unable to speak, which scared her roommate enough.

The driver who caused the accident took Wang Lingyun to the hospital. After she took a picture and the doctor said no internal organs were injured, he followed the traffic police back to the traffic bureau.

Zhou Yi frowned: "Why did you get scratched? If you don't cross the road, hurry up and wait for the green light to turn red!"

Before Wang Lingyun opened her mouth, her roommate rushed to answer: "Lingyun has not been very energetic these days. We have already told her, let her not work so hard, she hasn't slept well for a long time because of the model competition, Not enough sleep for four hours a day!"

Looking at Wang Lingyun's green shadow on Monday, he didn't know whether to blame her or let her sum up her mistakes from the accident.In the end, she could only sigh, and asked roommate Wang Lingyun to go back to the dormitory to pack some daily necessities for her.

Wang Lingyun was dizzy all the time, and fell asleep not long after his roommate left.

On Monday, I sat by the bed for a long time and checked the time. It was already 10:30 in the evening. I wanted to go to the bathroom. As soon as I stood up, Wang Lingyun covered his mouth with his hand, turned around and lay down on the bed Beside the bed, let go and vomit.

Zhou Yi didn't care about looking for the trash can, let alone the phone that rang at that moment, and stepped forward to follow Wang Lingyun's back.When Wang Lingyun came back slowly, Zhou Yi poured water for her, watched her lie down again, pursed her lips, closed her eyes and frowned, unable to say a word, probably fainted.

On Monday, he didn't dare to walk away, so he used the walkie-talkie next to the bed to tell the nurse about the situation, and then continued to stay by Wang Lingyun's bedside.

Fortunately, roommate Wang Lingyun came back soon and entered the ward with the doctor.After answering a few questions from the doctor on Monday, seeing that the doctor started to examine Wang Lingyun, he quickly went to the toilet while he was free.

After running the water, I relaxed. After washing on Monday, I reached into my trouser pocket for a tissue and took out my mobile phone. It fell to the ground with a "slap", and it was "dismembered".On Monday, I picked up the phone, installed the battery, and stuffed it back into my trouser pocket.

Because the doctor said that Wang Lingyun may still have sequelae, and he should be more careful late at night. He had to wake up the patient every hour, and stayed on Monday. .

There is no accompanying bed and chair, so I can only sit on the simple armchair on Monday, and when I am sleepy, I will tilt my neck and doze off for a while.He put one hand on the bed and held Wang Lingyun's hand, so that he could feel Wang Lingyun's movement. At the same time, he also paid attention to the time on the watch, and woke Wang Lingyun up every hour.

Fortunately, Wang Lingyun didn't feel much discomfort every time he woke up, even if he was a little dizzy and nauseated, he was fine in the end.

There was no way to sleep well on Monday night, but Fang Jiazhi also had a tossing all night.

That day, Fang Jiazhi lost his temper when he heard that Monday was anxious to "drive" him. After returning to the dormitory, he took a cold shower angrily, and went to bed angrily.

The next day, Fang Jiazhi was not ill, but his nose was a little stuffy.There was another call from the store, and Fang Jiazhi rushed to work for a few days, his nasal congestion was not healed and he started coughing again. As the temperature rose, his temperature also rose.

Fang Jiazhi was a little excited when he first started to have a fever.

Since using the method of the second brother, Zhou Yi seems to be less alienated from himself, but it is still very different from before.Although I still don't know what happened on Monday, but as long as I am sick, Monday will definitely rush over to take care of myself.

It's been a long time since I ate the meals cooked on Monday, even if I'm sick, I can only drink porridge.Because the nasal congestion affected his appetite, Fang Jiazhi hadn't eaten well in the past few days, and he didn't eat any grains today.

How do I let Monday know I'm sick?Call or text?This kind of coquettish thing is used by that guy on Monday, what if he thinks I am also coquettish?

Fang Jiazhi thought and thought, his head became hotter, and finally decided to post on Weibo.

He pondered, although it seems that he rarely grabs the sofa on Monday and doesn't post much comments, but last time he sent a private message to remind himself to pay attention to rest, so he must still check his Weibo, seeing that I am sick Will definitely reply too!

Thinking of this, he immediately posted on Weibo and quickly typed three words: sick.

Come to think of it, it still seems a lot like acting like a baby.Can't learn from that guy!

Deleted and retyped: Fever and runny nose, mostly cold symptoms.

Sound like a slogan?Delete it and come again: I heard that idiots don't catch colds, so I'm not an idiot.

A little funny?Not good, delete it and come again: I have a fever, probably sick!

It's still not very good... Forget it, this tone is the most suitable!Fang Jiazhi stared and clicked "Send", silently counted to ten, and then held his breath and swiped to the comment section.

I'm a male god's bench: Zhou Xiaohua hasn't shown up for so long after the weekend, do I want to upgrade and transform into a sofa?

I'm just here to test how long my Weibo name can be: on the right, please feel free...//I'm a male god's bench: Zhou Xiaohua hasn't appeared for so long after the weekend, do I want to upgrade and transform into a sofa?

Go Pikachu: The Ultimate Evolution of Bench Beast - Sofa Beast! //I'm a male god's bench: Zhou Xiaohua hasn't shown up for so long after the weekend, do I want to upgrade and transform into a sofa?

I spent the black weekend for the school flower: on the right, Pokémon, Digimon, stupidly can't tell the difference//Go Pikachu: The ultimate evolution of the bench beast-sofa beast!

I'm a real (black) fan of school grass: God, help you after the weekend, thank you. [Manual goodbye]//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

New Year's Day holiday: God, drink plenty of water! //Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Holiday Lantern Festival: Have you caught a cold, have you taken your medicine, are you sick? Do you know Mao? //Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Holiday Women's Day: God, if it's serious, go see a doctor before it's only nine o'clock!If it is too far, the closing time of the school doctor's office is 10:30 at night.Pierce [picking nose] Where did the Spring Festival holiday and Valentine's Day holiday go? //Holiday Lantern Festival//Holiday New Year's Day//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Holiday Arbor Day: God, just exercise more and sweat!Like planting seeds... don't get me wrong, I'm here to remind you to plant trees.Look at my straight face. →_←//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Holiday April Fool's Day: Since Zhou Xiaohua stopped checking Weibo after the weekend, he dare not come out during the Spring Festival, Valentine's Day and Mid-Autumn Festival to hinder the eyes of male gods ←_←Piece, on the right, where's the morality? //Holiday Arbor Day//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Tomb-sweeping Day holiday: Visually, the far right will soon let the right side celebrate with me, and light candles for the right side [candles]//April Fool’s Day on holiday//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Labor Day holiday: Willing to work for the male god! ! !Whether it's taking care of the sick male god or sending the second from the right to the Ching Ming Festival! ! ! //Holiday for Ching Ming Festival//Holiday for April Fool's Day//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Children's Day holiday: Please pay attention to the impact if there are children present!Cough cough, [positive voice] God, my mother said that if you have a cold and fever, you can cover yourself with a quilt and sweat to cool down! //Holiday Arbor Day//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Dragon Boat Festival holiday: When I was buying zongzi at the school gate just now, I seemed to see Zhou Xiaohua after the weekend...//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Willing to be a pommel horse in the market_Turn into a man from now on: Haha, my great goddess Zhou Xiaohua obviously wants to break up with Fang Jiazhi, okay? Please don't love my goddess anymore! //Dragon Boat Festival on holiday//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

An can tell if I'm male or female: I'm just plain, does being sick have anything to do with my goddess?Haven't you seen that my goddess doesn't buy breakfast, doesn't line up for meals, grabs the sofa, and doesn't watch football games?The meaning is obvious, okay? //I wish to be a pommel horse in the city_I will become a man from now on//Fang Jiazhi: I am feverish, probably sick!

The harem of our school flower: On the right...Are you sure it's not black...Why do I feel so sad when I read Zhou Xiaohua's daily life you wrote...//An Neng can tell whether I am male or female: Just plain, sick and me Does the goddess have a half-dime relationship?Haven't you seen that my goddess doesn't buy breakfast, doesn't line up for meals, grabs the sofa, and doesn't watch football games?The meaning is obvious, okay? //Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

There is no school girl in the end of the world: think about the life my senior high school flower used to live, like a battered little daughter-in-law, really sad qaq//Excellent my school flower big harem//An Neng can tell whether I am male or female// Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Famous flowers have owners, let me loosen the soil: I finally see hope! //An can tell if I'm male or female: I'm just plain, does being sick have anything to do with my goddess?Haven't you seen that my goddess doesn't buy breakfast, doesn't line up for meals, grabs the sofa, and doesn't watch football games?The meaning is obvious, okay? //Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Teacher's Day during the holiday: I just changed the time to change my homework, and I got stabbed several times. As a girl from the Chinese Department of the Faculty of Arts, looking at Eddie on the right, my hands are so itchy o((⊙﹏⊙))o. Where is the end of the world, there is no side, the school grass is willing to be a pommel horse for the market_From then on, I will become a man, and I can tell whether I am male or female.

Holiday National Day: This is the call of the heart, the Mid-Autumn Festival is a holiday, come and face! //Holiday April Fool's Day: Since Zhou Xiaohua stopped checking Weibo after Zhou Xiaohua weekend, he didn't dare to come out during the Spring Festival, Valentine's Day and Mid-Autumn Festival to hinder the male god's eyes←_←//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Double Ninth Festival holiday: It seems that this year's chrysanthemum appreciation party will not be held, alas. //Dragon Boat Festival on holiday: When I was buying zongzi at the school gate just now, I seemed to see Zhou Xiaohua after the weekend...//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Holiday Winter Solstice Festival: This year's red bean soup seems to be impossible to cook, alas. //Holiday for Double Ninth Festival//Holiday for Dragon Boat Festival//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Humans with fish lips: This year's fish lips soup seems to be impossible to cook, alas.Ask the right, what happened to the red bean soup? //Holiday Winter Solstice Festival: This year's red bean soup seems to be impossible to cook, alas. //Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

Love you for 1 years: The right is really like Eddie.Red beans are called Acacia beans! //Humans with Fish Lips//The Holiday Winter Solstice Festival//Fang Jiazhi: Fever, probably sick!

After Fang Jiazhi started to have a fever at night, he ran to the rented house on Monday, but the kitchen here was already empty, and there was no one who was supposed to be standing there cooking.

His stomach, which hadn't had any granules all day, was already starting to ache, but he gritted his teeth with a white face to hold back the pain, and was still reading comments over and over again.

Well, I forgive you for not grabbing the sofa, I am so popular.

But no, no.So many people replied without you, and no one posted that person's comment, and no one knocked on the door to give him medicine and hot water... nothing more...

My head hurts, my stomach hurts, it seems that there is still pain somewhere, no, I can't tell where it hurts.

Fang Jiazhi held the mobile phone over his eyes, the pain made him gasp, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.After a while, he put the phone in front of his eyes again, looked at the brightened screen with a little sore eyes, opened the address book, and pressed down on the familiar "1".

The beeping sound sounded, and Fang Jiazhi pressed the phone tightly to his ear.

"Beep...beep...beep..."

You answer the phone quickly.You answer the phone.I know, you may be busy and don't have time to check Weibo, it doesn't matter, I'm very hungry now, just come and cook me a bowl of porridge, I forgive you.

"Beep...beep...beep..."

You answer the phone quickly.You answer the phone.I know you didn't like cooking before, so you can buy me a piece of bread.I forgive you.

"Beep...beep...beep..."

You answer the phone quickly.You answer the phone.I have asked, you have just transferred to another department, and you have to retake several professional courses, so you are very busy, do you not have time to come here?

"Beep...beep...beep..."

You answer the phone quickly.You answer the phone.I just want to talk to you.

"Beep, beep... Sorry, the user you dialed has no answer at the moment, please call again later..."

Monday, I'm sore.