School flower is straight

Morality: If there is a Monday, there must be a Sunday... So the school belle's mother gave birth to seven?

Monday: Your irresponsible words make Xiao Shishilang's mother feel so embarrassed!

Chasteness: Well, although I used to hate Mondays, for the sake of school beauty... let's continue to hate them.

on Monday:……

After breakfast, Zhou Yi and Fang Jiazhi went to the classroom together. Zhou Yi was glad to have someone to lead the way, otherwise he would pretend to be a freshman and ask for directions, and he would definitely be exposed...

When he arrived in the classroom, Monday naturally sat down next to Fang Jiazhi, and then took out his mobile phone to surf the campus bbs.

Fang Jiazhi didn't sleep well last night, and got up early this morning, so he lay down on the table to catch up on sleep, so he didn't see the three nosy roommates who entered the classroom and saw the two "living in peace" and winked at him.

After visiting the campus bbs for a round on Monday, my face turned black and blue, blue and black again. "The most beautiful school belle in history"? ! "Dancing in women's clothing"? !What the hell? !

Covering my face on Monday... It really is only more embarrassing, not the most embarrassing...

Such an unethical thing like dancing in front of almost all the teachers and students in the school can be done... Zhou Yi turned his head and looked at Fang Jiazhi, who was lying on his stomach to catch up on sleep, and couldn't help but want to imitate the sentence he just saw: What kind of true love is this!

your sister!This is Lao Tzu's body!How embarrassing is this kind of madness for me! ! !

Regardless of his true love, I will definitely be separated from Fang Jia when I come back!

On Monday, when he resolutely decided to break up, he began to send text messages to Li Rui: I'm serious!Seeking professional procedures!

Zhou Yi's calculation was as follows: after changing majors, the two of them would no longer attend classes together; Zhou Yi's mixed dormitory was in the No. [-] dormitory building, which was different from Fang Jiazhi's No. [-] building.In this way, the two of them will spend less and less time together, and it will be natural for them to feel alienated.

For Monday, changing majors is not just to avoid Fang Jiazhi.

His ideal major has always been psychology, but this time he wakes up to major in computer software, which he is completely indifferent to. He can't understand any of the professional terms the professor said. The rhythm of death!

At noon on Monday, I ate with Fang Jiazhi and his three roommates in the second canteen.Fang Jiazhi's three roommates had no scruples when talking about Monday in the dormitory, but every time they saw a real person, one or two of them would be as angry as if they had taken dumb drugs and dare not say anything more.Zhou only thought that "I" was not familiar with them, so I didn't communicate with them much, but it fit the usual image of "Zhou" in the eyes of others - only Fang Jiazhi was in his eyes.

After eating, we separated from them on Monday and went back to the dormitory. The second child waited for him to disappear, and immediately climbed up to Fang Jiazhi's neck: "Not bad, third child! Seeing you keep pulling your face and thinking that you have no experience in coaxing people, maybe it will hurt you." Fuck it, I didn't expect it to be quite successful! How did you coax him back? You didn't go back to the dormitory last night...hehe~"

The fourth child pursed his lips and said, "I don't have a girlfriend yet, you guys who always poke scars!"

Fang Jiazhi broke away the hand of the second child: "You are just as boring as you, thinking about a lot of messy things. There is nothing wrong with him, he just feels dizzy and uncomfortable."

"Dizziness? Seeing that his complexion is not very good these two days." The boss touched his chin and said.

The second child looked at the boss with a look of shit on his face: "Boss, I think you pay too much attention to Zhou Xiaohua? My friend, 'husband', don't be bullied! The third child is still here!"

The boss rolled his eyes: "Brother is really sharp-eyed, you have seen through my thoughts that I have buried for two years!"

Three people: "..." I always knew that the boss was not good at math, but I didn't expect that he had already returned to the kindergarten level.

Boss: "...No! We are just sophomores, not two years old!"

Three people: "..."

Because the application for changing majors is processed at the end of the semester, and Monday is already a sophomore, there are a lot of things to do on Monday before submitting the application for changing majors.

When I returned to the dormitory, there was no one in the dormitory.On Monday, I took out my mobile phone and called my mother.When the phone was picked up, Zhou Yi couldn't help holding his breath nervously, and his eyes turned red when he heard his mother say "baby".

Inexplicably, we have arrived in the world two years later. Zhou Yi has always been a little uneasy in his heart, not to mention that the former owner of his body left a mess for him. Hearing his mother's voice now, Zhou Yi does not want to correct her like before. called it.

"...Mom." Zhou Yi suppressed his excitement and called out.

"Oh, listen to this voice, I'm wronged, what's the matter, have you been bullied?" Zhou's mother's teasing words were mixed with concern. Zhou Yi was used to her way of speaking, but she was still surprised that her mother could listen to just one word. Apart from his emotions, he has obviously suppressed a lot.

This is really a mother-child connection.I really am my own!Make a fist on Monday!

The moving mood didn't last long, and Zhou's mother shattered Monday's fantasy: "If you are bullied, you can beat him back hard! If you can't beat him, run away! It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. You can't even do such a simple thing." Don’t say it was born by me.”

"..." Such an irresponsible way of education, I'm not actually my own, right?

"Men have to fuck a little bit! But you look like a sissy, I don't expect you to turn into something. There is really no way to beat back and there are beauty tricks!"

"..." Definitely not her own!

"What are you talking nonsense about with your child!" Father Zhou's voice came from the other end of the phone, and after a small noise, Father Zhou took the phone, "Son." Zhou Yi hurriedly nodded, realizing that Father Zhou couldn't see, Busy "um".

My dad is more reliable, unlike my mom, who still calls "Baby, Baby".

"Don't listen to your mother's nonsense, a gentleman can fight with others without using his mouth! Don't forget the meaning of the name your parents gave you. You are more beautiful than Zhou Yu, and smarter than Zhou Yu! Be number one! If you are bullied, we must outsmart you! I swear that those guys will fuck the shit out of you the next time they see you! And..."

"..." Sure enough, it's not that the whole family doesn't stay in the same family, this couple is really a perfect match, and I have managed to grow up to such a big size without having a wrong view, it must be the blessing of my ancestors.

When it comes to his own name, Zhou Yi wants to help his forehead even more.

Born in Africa on Monday that year, he had to stay in Africa until the full moon, and had to go through a lot of formalities in order to return to China. By the time he returned to his hometown, Monday was already half a year old.A large group of relatives and friends gathered around the crib, looking at Xiao Zhou Zhou's delicate face, they felt that the many names they had prepared were not suitable for him.In the end, the important task of naming is still handed over to the two great heroes who successfully created humans-Zhou's father and Zhou's mother.result……

Mother Zhou: My son looks even better than Zhou Yu!

Father Zhou: My son will definitely be smarter than Zhou Yu!

Mother Zhou: My son will definitely be number one!

Father Zhou: Let’s call it Monday!

Mother Zhou: It's such a happy decision!

How happy! ?

Zhou's father was still talking at length on the other end of the phone, and the back and forth was the same nonsense. Zhou Yi only interrupted him: "Dad, I was almost misled by the two of you. I didn't call to complain to you! I also I was not bullied by anyone."

Monday breathed a sigh of relief after hanging up the phone.

Although parents look unreliable in front of their family, they are still very reliable when they actually do things.They didn't ask much, and when they heard that they wanted to change their major on Monday, they patted their chests and said that they could handle it in a week at most.

To them on Monday, the son has the final say and the attitude of the son is responsive, a little moved, a little happy, and a little depressed, are they really afraid of raising a second generation ancestor?

There were only three or four classes in the afternoon. On Monday, I went to the library to borrow the textbook for the freshman course of psychology. In the afternoon, he didn’t listen to the class that was a bible for him, and read the psychology book by himself.

Seeing that he had borrowed so many psychology books to read, Fang Jiazhi didn't ask any questions.Zhou Yi secretly breathed a sigh of relief.Because of the "special relationship" between the two, Zhou Yi didn't want Fang Jiazhi to know at all before he changed his major, and his instinct told him that trouble would happen.

Only Fang Jiazhi and Fang Jiazhi had dinner together on Monday. On Monday, they wanted to hurry up and read a book, and proposed to go to the dining hall to solve the problem.Fang Jiazhi had no objection.

When we arrived at the second dining hall, we found two empty seats for Fang Jiazhi to sit and wait on Monday, and he ran to line up for dinner by himself.

On Monday morning, I saw a post on the school forum, the subject was "Wife Weekly School Flower Schedule"... let's not complain about the topic name, even if I saw the schedule on Monday, I felt that "I" was really virtuous.

Buying breakfast in the morning, occupying seats in class, queuing up for meals, the school grass plays ball and delivers water and towels, the school grass posts microblogs and must grab the sofa, the school grass house gives lunch boxes in the dormitory, the school grass... It’s just twelve filial (xiao) men (xi) ) Friends (fu) ah!

When others are distracted, their eyes are wandering. When Monday is distracted, their eyes are focused on one point. Other students see him staring at the fried cucumbers in the window, and they dare not eat this dish. They are afraid that Zhou Xiaohua will be anxious with them.

On Monday, he directly ignored those who ran from ahead of him to line up behind him, and lamented the speed of the canteen aunt.But before he even started to order, the aunt who ordered the food gave him a spoon full of fried cucumbers... Before he had time to ask questions, the aunt had a "don't thank me too much" expression on her face.On Monday, I silently added a meat dish, ordered two meals, and ordered two beets with tomato scrambled eggs and sweet and sour pork ribs.So the fried cucumbers fell into the stomach of Fang Xiaocao, who didn't eat beets.

The No. [-] male dormitory building is next to the second canteen. On Monday, I said goodbye to Fang Jiazhi and ran back to the dormitory with my schoolbag on my back.

Fang Jiazhi frowned, watched Zhou Yi enter the garden area, stood for a while before turning and walking away.

In the past, they usually went back to the rented room for dinner on Mondays, so Fang Jiazhi's roommate wisely didn't join them.But today Monday not only directly proposed to eat in the canteen, but also the second canteen closest to his own dormitory instead of the third canteen next to Fang Jiazhi's dormitory. Fang Jiazhi always felt that something was wrong.

Fang Jiazhi still has a question that he didn't have time to ask Zhou Yi. Judging from Zhou Yi's appearance, is he planning to move back to the school dormitory?so suddenly?

When I returned to the dormitory on Monday, only Cao Ning was in the dormitory.

Cao Ning was painting at first, but when he saw Zhou Zhou coming in, he covered the painting, and Zhou Zhou only saw that it was a portrait.Zhou Yi guessed that if he cared so much, could it be his girlfriend?

Although it has only been less than two days, Zhou Yi has learned a lot about this "new roommate".She looks noble and glamorous and doesn't like to talk to people, but in fact she just has some facial paralysis and a little slow reaction, and she especially likes to sleep in the dormitory, as if she didn't sleep enough before, and now she wants to make up for it all.

I also saw a post about Cao Ning on the forum on Monday. Their school forum is simply a gossip information site.

Cao Ning is a post-secondary student this school year, so he is a third-year student when he enters the school. With his face paralyzed and his aloof personality, he was selected as the new department of landscape design.Because Cao Ning did not participate in any associations or organizations, except to go to the Academy of Fine Arts as a sketch model, the classroom, cafeteria and dormitory are three points and one line, so there is no more information about Cao Ning, and the only thing that surprised everyone is——Cao Ning in On the day of the new year's welcome, I easily climbed up to the ninth floor with my junior's suitcase in one hand and a bucket that was also heavy in the other...

There are also photos on the forum. In the photo, Cao Ning is slender, estimated to be a little over 1.7 meters tall, with a pair of thin and white arms that look weak, and the two heavy objects in his hands make people always suspect that they are p up.

On Monday, I greeted Cao Ning, and when I walked to my desk and put down my schoolbag, there was a "bang", it was heavy enough.Psychology books are very thick, so I changed to a backpack on Monday to endorse them.

While rubbing his shoulders on Zhou Yi, he heard Cao Ning call him. Turning his head, Cao Ning asked hesitantly, "Excuse me, if a friend came to see you, what would you do with her?"

On Monday, a "ding dong" sounded in my mind: here is an opportunity to close the relationship between roommates and build a harmonious dormitory!

Zhou Yi asked enthusiastically: "You have a friend who wants to come to see you, right? Male or female?"

Cao Ning nodded: "Female."

Zhou Yi's eyes lit up: girl!Could it be the owner of the portrait he was painting just now?Li Rui just talks nonsense, how does Cao Ning look the same, he has a girlfriend!Boys should have girlfriends!Finally met a normal person!I have to do something for him!

Zhou Yi felt that he had nothing in common with the two clowns at home, but he didn't realize that sometimes his rough nerves were just like his mother's, and he was more chatty than his father when he was excited.To say that Zhou Ben is not such a gossip person, but now Cao Ning is simply a stepping stone (?) and a light (?) for him to return to the heterosexual world, so he can't help but pay close attention to Cao Ning's matter.

On Monday, I gave Cao Ning a detailed and step-by-step list of things to do.

The first is to visit the campus. After passing through some places with beautiful scenery and green trees, you can take a break and chat, from poetry to philosophy of life.During the process, we must always pay attention to the needs of girls, buy water when they are thirsty, fan them when they are hot, hand them tissues when they are sweating, and find a restaurant immediately when they are hungry.Pay more attention when eating...

Speaking of the last Monday, I went online to find the distribution map of hotels around the school and drew it, and gave it to Cao Ning with a meaningful smile...

Cao Ning looked at the "map" that looked like a ghost drawing, put it away without disgust, thanked Zhou Zhou, went to bed, and fell asleep.

As for whether Cao Ning went to bed so early because of his drowsiness, or because he was dizzy from Zhou Yi's nagging, only he knew.