There are always bad guys trying to kill me

Huang Shang took off his make-up and was taken home by Zhou Yi in a refreshed suit.

"Find me a TV series with intensive murders, meticulous detection, and no unnecessary emotional exchanges between men and women."

A flash of inspiration flashed in Zhou Yi's mind, and he remembered the famous detective film, with hundreds of episodes in a hurry, under the banner that the next producer would inherit the legacy of the original work and continue to broadcast.

"Any other requests?"

"It's best to solve one incident in one episode." Huang Shang thought for a while. According to the TV series he watched before, he might not be able to watch the reveal if he stayed up all night. "Don't talk about ghosts and gods, don't play tricks, the more cases the better."

Zhou Yi was full of confidence, picked up the remote control, rummaged through it, and sure enough there was this drama.

"Boss, take your time, I'll cook."

Huang Shang sat at the table, facing a table of meals, and watched another episode of the detective film, but the finances were still missing.

Zhou Yi looked at the time and chose to call the finance department.

As soon as he raised his mobile phone to his ear for a while, he heard a familiar prompt: The number you dialed...

"Mr. Jin's phone is turned off."

shutdown?Huang Shang took out his mobile phone to try it out, and when he turned on the screen, he found a text message from Finance floating on the desktop.

Tenant Finance:

Text message 1: I won't come back for dinner tonight.

Text message 2: Why didn't you tell me when you changed my homework? ? ?

"Hmm..." Huang Shang automatically ignored the second item and put away his phone.

"He's not coming back for dinner."

Although Xiao San was the host, it was no surprise that Finance could see the cold face of his elder brother. Among the three of them, if Finance and his brother disagreed, the traitor Xiao San would always stand by his brother.

"Brother Jian, talk slowly." Xiao San, who is good at all kinds of escapes, closed the door decisively under the glance of Finance.

Finance looked at his brother, still indifferent, serious and businesslike, he looked serious and reliable, but he was crazier than anyone else in doing things.

In this regard, finance has the most say.

Since junior high school, all kinds of inexplicable good people have helped him to settle the accidents on the way to and from school. Finance silently thought that it was the bodyguards sent by the family to secretly protect him, and the wild imagination of young agents and the like made him feel that he was still alive. It's cool, until high school finally felt that there seemed to be something wrong with the age of these people, they were so young that they didn't look like rebellious teenagers who could be dispatched by the old stubborn at home.After asking the old man in the family, I found out that these people are real and their origins are unknown. When Finance met a kind person again, he directly said that if you don’t tell me who is behind the scenes, I will call the police. Jin Jian called and said coldly He said in one tone, "I hired it."

In view of his brother's keenness to send followers of all ages to carry out such a miraculous act of protecting the calf, the University of Finance specially chose a school that is equivalent to going far away, thinking that the elder brother is busy with work and must not have time to make troubles. It directly makes it impossible for finance to live in dormitories, and rented houses will always meet the same type of neighbors, such as Zhou Yi.

From the day Zhou Yi appeared, he had been waiting for his elder brother to take the initiative to show up, but he didn't expect him to come later than he thought.

Since everyone is so busy, can't you let go and let me have a good time?

"You must be busy, and so am I." Finance unceremoniously picked up the bowls and chopsticks to pick up food, without looking at his brother's expression, "Just say what you have to say, and we will leave after eating."

Sitting opposite him, Jin Jian carefully watched his brother who hadn't seen him for a long time eating in a hurry, and said quietly, "You and the landlord have sex?"

Finance choked on his throat with a mouthful of food, and coughed for a while, his face flushed from choking, and he almost lost his breath.

"What the hell! What's up!" Putting the bowl away, Finance finally calmed down, "Although I'm gay, I won't just jump on anyone, okay?"

It's not a dog who sends out that period, and can't control himself.Half.body.

"Find him an assistant." Jin Jian's tone was affirmative, with a trace of imperceptible jealousy. My brother has never found an assistant for me!

Finance has been overwhelmed by his brother's divine logic!

"Find him an assistant, just to make him not come to me when he gets into trouble, understand?"

Jin Jian remained motionless, unable to see what was in his heart.

"Huang Shang and I have a purely landlord-tenant relationship." Financial rhetoric emphasized it affirmatively, but in his brother's eyes homosexuality was tantamount to promiscuity.The equation of intersection is eternal, and this emphasis is of no use.

"Then you move out." Jin Jian ordered solemnly, "I will pay for it."

"No need, thank you." Finance picked up the chopsticks again, and ate on his own, completely ignoring Jin Jian sitting across from him, staring at him motionless, "You don't let go, I am determined not to use old Jin's stitches , besides, I live well, why should I move out."

Finance said: I don't want to be taken out by my family to go on a blind date for medical treatment!

Jin Jian is not a person who idles away homework, and finance is not a person who has nothing to say. He eats a meal silently and quickly.

After the financial meal, I will leave. Since I ran away from home two years ago (by mistake), the main idea of ​​​​the eldest brother's conversations in three days is: You are sick and find a girl to marry, so that he will never want to see him again. See his brother's self-righteous cold face.

Jin Jian grasped.Stopped him, took out a document from his side, and threw it on the table.

"Leave after reading."

The finance department grabbed it and flipped through it. The first page was Huang Shang's ID photo with dull eyes. Looking down, all his wealth and history were clearly listed.

He was going to be so pissed off by his brother, he just let Zhou Yi in!Still investigating Huang Shang? !

He didn't want to turn to the next page at all, he just wanted to throw this document on Jin Jian's arrogant face!

"For the sake of Zhouyi's cooking, I didn't report you for private use of public equipment, which is considered brotherly love. But this information, I don't see any violation of national or family laws. A legal place! Please stop this childish behavior of investigating people around me."

Jin Jian was noncommittal about the financial threat: "Are you sure you don't want to move out?"

"Absolutely not!"

He raised his head and looked at Finance. He had grown up with this younger brother, and he was very clear about his personality.

Afraid of trouble, doing superficial work, only wishing to be safe and smooth in life, muddling along, feeling motivated to do anything when he is happy, and being bored, anyone who asks him can only get a polite rejection, if he knows how extreme his landlord is , he will definitely stay away from it.

"Including this person who dropped out of school because of homosexual jealousy?"

Finance slammed the document in front of Jin Jian!

"It's none of my business." Finance's eyes were sharp, and he emphasized every word, "It's none of your business either!"

It was quite late when Finance came back, the living room was still lit, and Huang Shang was sitting on the sofa, staring at the TV intently.

He thought Huang Shang was still watching last night's drama, but a familiar line floated out——

He turned his head stiffly, and found that Huang Shang was actually watching "Detective Death Elementary School Student"!Highlight the "Mandarin dubbed version"!

"What kind of stimulation are you receiving?!"

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I made a microblog dedicated to brainstorming, such as why Pu Dao is bald, why Xiang Cangsheng called him senior brother, why the eldest brother is so cold and other irrelevant things I want to write, and if possible, we can eat meat together happily [hope] A gay friend who is crazy about meat] I am a person who aspires to become a 140 field executioner! [You] Thank you for the special use for the next primary school provided by Cayou.yellow.Shu's Weibo account, it was his fault that the crab crawled over. id's words of life and death remain the same as before.