There are always bad guys trying to kill me

"Don't just watch." Pu Dao couldn't speak clearly, but Huang Shang could understand what he wanted to express, "What do you want to hear, order a song, order a song!"

It seemed like a necessary greeting for KTV, Huang Shang thought about it, it seemed that it was Xiang Cangsheng who kept following Director Pu's words last time, which made him continue to make trouble.

So Huang Shang hesitated after "answering the call" and being silent, and chose the latter.He sat calmly at the table, looked up at the "superior" Director Pu, and decided to keep silent and not talk to the drunk.However, it didn't take long for Director Pu to feel as if he was bored, and said: "I can sing [-] military songs, and I'll count them for you. To tell you the truth~ I miss home too~ What else, comrades-in-arms~ Tomorrow We're going to break up~"

He sang line by line, climbed down from the table, leaned on the chair and continued to sing, his voice changed from loud to weak.

Finally, it became quiet.

"Sir, you..." The waiter came in and saw the shifted tableware, suppressing his doubts and asked, "Do you need more food?"

"Clean it up." Huang Shang pointed to the messy tabletop with shoe prints on it, completely losing the desire to eat.

After Xiang Cangsheng drove back, he saw his brother sleeping on the table while Huang Shang was playing with his mobile phone. The private room was clean and tidy, even the dishes on the table were cleared away.

"Is it over?" Huang Shang raised his head and asked, "Duan Linshu told me to hurry up, he couldn't find a parking space, so he was waiting for me outside."

"It's over, let's go." Xiang Cangsheng went over to set up Director Pu, packed up and went home, "I've worked hard today, take a good rest tomorrow."

He couldn't remember how many times he brought his drunk senior brother home. It probably started when he accidentally discovered that this man was talking nonsense when he was in college.Senior brother once gave up on himself and prepared to join the army because of repeating a grade, but he was almost taller, hurt as if he had failed the college entrance examination, and sat on the side of the road singing and drinking beer in the middle of the night.

He said it was singing, it was almost howling, it was the first time he had seen that there were people in this world who were tone-deficient and loved to sing, and this person really didn't have any self-consciousness, and said proudly: "I Can sing sixty military songs."

Mingming's voice is not reliable, and his dry howling is not at all pleasing to the eye, but Xiang Cangsheng likes his unrestrained expression of emotions, ignoring the eyes of outsiders, and every time he wakes up, he feels like he is suffering from amnesia. Forget about everything after that.

He could only look at the bed with some resentment.Fell into this person who fell unconscious and fell in love with him unilaterally, but the other party treated him like an out-of-tune song after drunk, and abandoned him as if there was no memory at all.

"Senior Brother, Senior Brother." Xiang Cangsheng pinched Pu Dao's cheek and exerted some strength, "How can you be so heartless."

Director Pu just felt that his sleep was disturbed, he stretched out his hand and waved him away, slightly raised his eyelids to glance at him, turned over and continued to sleep.

At dawn, Pu Cunxi knew that he was broken again, otherwise he would not have turned over and saw Xiang Cangsheng lying next to him.He sighed, closed his eyes and was about to fall back into sleep, when suddenly his eyes widened and he jumped up quickly as if he had been struck by electricity, touching.Feeling that the clothes and trousers on the body are in good condition, I just put on my shoes and leave.

"Stop." Xiang Cangsheng's voice was very clear, as if he had just woken up, "Why don't you explain?"

"Unlock, what unlock?" Director Pu felt that Xiang Cangsheng was so annoying, he always ate when he ate, and always drank alcohol, "I'm getting married, congratulations, thank you, thank you."

"Brother, you can get married, give me a reason."

"Because she's pregnant!" Seeing Xiang Cangsheng's unmoved expression, he decided to cut off all his backs, and said stiffly, "The child is mine!"

With just one sentence, Xiang Cangsheng's complexion was suddenly covered with dark clouds, so gloomy that it could drip out.When the water came, the voice was dangerous and low: "Did you sleep with her?"

"Yes, so what!" Seeing him like this, Director Pu was not afraid anymore. He felt that Xiang Cangsheng's peaceful, calm and gentle appearance to him every now and then reminded him of the time when he was calculated in college, and he always felt panicked. Now Xiang Cangsheng's words and deeds are considered normal in his heart.

"How many months?" Xiang Cangsheng asked, his eyes were looking directly at Pucunxi, his sharp eyes seemed to be able to look directly at the thought through the appearance of the person in front of him.

"It's none of your business!" Director Pu felt a little guilty, but still pushed back forcefully, "Even if the child is born, I won't recognize you as a godfather."

"Godfather?" Hearing this, Xiang Cangsheng smiled instead of anger, gnashing his teeth, "I've done such a damn thing that you call him father!"

"Men" is on fire.Backward members of TV drama information like finance generally do not notice this kind of signal. In his memory of more than 20 years, only the nostalgic TV dramas played repeatedly by TV stations can leave an impression on his heart.With Huang Shang's clothes, he finally experienced the feeling of stepping into the forefront of fashion.

Under the Weibo of the crew announcement that he reposted a long time ago, two-dimensional good friends who don't usually get in touch with each other rarely left comments, which made him happy and relieved to see.

"This time, I don't need to force-feed Amway. 233 I'll stand for Cheng Lan."

Although I don't need to fill Amway, I am unswervingly not using CP parties.Finance replied quickly, and silently added in his heart, because the show gave birth to my male ticket, heh heh.

Randomly clicked on the Weibo rankings, and the topics related to "Men" did not occupy all the headlines, but the high proportion of six topics in the top ten surprised the financial heart. He published two films, one was only advertised but not followed up, and now this one has suddenly become a hot topic, he feels a bit unreal.After all, in movies, it has always been that the story and the star are qualified to provoke the mainstay, and an unpopular youth TV drama wants to kill a bloody way in the mainstream marriage and love scandals. The first episode just appeared and crushed the crowd with stills , he looked at the good-looking trio + Xiang Cangsheng tidbits in the stills, and lamented that this society really depends on faces.

He silently scrolled through the screenshots of the stills in front of him. Unexpectedly, just after the first episode aired, there was a tendency for Huang Shang to become popular——Cheng Sheng's noble and cold face was "indifferent".jpg... After thinking about finance, Huang Shang The usual expression is photographed, and it is estimated that it will become the base map of the subtitles of "mortals kneel down", "just watch you pretend to be compared" and "you seem to be deliberately making me laugh".

Finance: Congratulations Your Majesty!First victory!

Huang Shang: Well, Duan Linshu said he bought fans.

Finance looked at this statement suspiciously, and then another one appeared with a quick swipe - Cheng Sheng's noble and cold face "Son, Dad is very disappointed in you".Chaos, although most of the base pictures in the emoticons are clowns, but this kind of jpg that obviously uses the face to kill the dialog box does not look like a ugliness, but more like a high-profile show of face.Who would do such a thing with the fans I bought, Huang Shang!The treatment of expression packs is not what ordinary stars can enjoy!

—Wait, something seems wrong.

The author has something to say:

Pu Cunxi: She's pregnant!

Xiang Cangsheng: Oh, everyone who likes to be a father...

Pu Cunxi: The child is mine, don't even think about becoming a father!

Xiang Cangsheng was stunned, picked up Pu Dao and threw it into the bathtub, rinsed it off, and fucked to death!

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