There are always bad guys trying to kill me

Jin Jian felt that the feeling of his raised brother being taken away by wolves was really terrible.

To make matters worse, the wolf even pretended to be docile and harmless, and broke into his house when he was not at home.

Jin Jian was very dissatisfied that there would be a heresy at a family gathering to celebrate the safe return.

But his dissatisfaction was not noticed by anyone.

Strictly speaking, the family gatherings of the Jin family are always taciturn. In the past, Finance alone would talk and talk, and the other two would agree or refute.

Now it has changed from a stand-up comic to a double reed, and the other two can't stop the topic from continuing regardless of whether they agree or refute.

Huang Shang: "I wish my eldest brother all the best in everything and work smoothly!"

Finance: "I wish my father good health and happiness like Donghai Shoubi Nanshan!"

Kanazawa: ...

Jin Jian: ...

Kanazawa silently picked up the teacup and received the financial blessing.And Jin Jian didn't respond to Huang Shang, it was impolite to refuse the other party's offer of tea so bluntly, but he suddenly wanted to be willful for once.

"I don't accept it." After finishing speaking, he drank the tea in the cup and stood up, "I want to enter the house, and we can wait until you resign."

Huang Shang, who has always been dedicated to his work, suddenly applied for a half-day leave tomorrow.

Duan Linshu: "What happened to Mr. Jin, what happened to Mr. Jin, what happened to Mr. Jin?"

An agent who is familiar with his narrow social circle can ask all the reasons for him to ask for leave with three questions.

After being told the truth, Huang Shang calmly mentioned: "Tomorrow the financial department will receive the award, and I will go to see the scene."

This kind of attitude, like a silly father whose child is going to cheer for the award, left Duan Linshu speechless: "Remember to wear sunglasses and come back early."

Now Huang Shang has completely changed from a familiar face to a self-contained light source. The last time he went to the supermarket with finance and caused the crowd to take a photo together, he won a series of down-to-earth compliments on Weibo, but more The focus is: who is the one who dared to let Huang Shang push the cart and run around in front of him.

From brothers to neighbors to hidden GAY, all kinds of unreliable speculations are flying in the sky, Duan Linshu can only come out and explain that this is his younger brother, because he is busy with work, so please ask him to take care of Huang Shang.

So the unwavering Duan X Fu Dang and the unsteady Duan X Huang Dang finally found a balance point from the long-term differences, and a pair of new CP Huang Di was born. The only regret is that Duan Linshu's younger brother is Outsiders in the standard circle have no information except for the blurry photos taken when the supermarket was deliberately blocked by Huang Shang.

In fact, Huang Shang had vaguely wanted to come out a long time ago. If he hadn't considered the problem of his financial career, he would have announced a strike long ago.After all, the time limit for the automatic termination of the contract is not far away, it seems that Huang Shang's behavior is even more unscrupulous, the kind who dares to leave the stall and leave at any time.

Fortunately, finance is a teacher.Duan Linshu thought about it, took out his mobile phone and started contacting Teacher Jin himself.

Finance actually refuses this kind of ceremonial recognition, but every semester there is such a selection of outstanding teachers. This year, it will suddenly be held in the public and outstanding student presentations to represent the school's scientific research achievements and accept the government and citizens. Inspection, as a representative of the speech, the finance was very panicked.

It's like going back to the student days and reciting a speech to show yourself in front of everyone. In fact, there is no self, but it is selected every year, and this year is my home!

Obviously the protagonists are elementary school students, but he is appointed as a head teacher who is not particularly outstanding and has no actual achievements to speak as a representative, to praise how the students in the class study hard, how the parents cooperate patiently, how the school leaders care about the teachers staff.Mr. Li, the outstanding teacher representative, said that the opportunity is given to young people, but it is a pity that young people's finance does not want such an opportunity.

However, it was useless to complain, and he still had to recite the manuscript in the middle of the night. He used all the perseverance to recite the final exams in the past.

When he was too sleepy and finally succumbed to the lure of the Sandman, he went back to his room and found Huang Shang leaning on the bed and reading the script.

"Finished?" He put down the things in his hand and asked.

Financial hands and feet slowly crawled into the back, crawled over and hugged his waist, wailed, and said inarticulately: "Almost. Go to sleep."

Now, Finance is a bit regretful that I didn't read the manuscript more.The commendation ceremony was held in the nearest square of the school, and an open space was opened up where people usually come and go. It was full of leaders and parent representatives from various classes. There was even a TV station for live photography.

He had no other thoughts except that it was terrible, and he asked nervously, "Can you read it as it is?"

The leader next to arrange the process requirements of the whole audience said: "Yes."

...Where did the previous strong request to withdraw the manuscript go!

Sitting on the sidelines in gratitude, Finance was shocked by the news that popped up on WeChat on his mobile phone.

Huang Shang: Come on [picture].

The picture is the scene of the awards ceremony.After Duan Linshu contacted yesterday, he told Huang Shang that he was not allowed to show up, but who knew that this person was sneaking around without saying a word.Touch the ground.

Finance felt that the tension that had just disappeared reappeared.

Even though Huang Shang was standing on the outer layer of the crowd, he still looked quite abrupt, with an absolute height advantage leading the distance of a face in the dark crowd of people. Finance only needs to turn around a little to see the familiar figure wearing sunglasses .

Before I could straighten out the emotions in my heart, the person in charge next to me called the opening.The host gracefully went up to warm up the scene, and then the outstanding students gave speeches, and the school art troupe performed. After a set of commendations, the finance was left on the podium to be in the wind.In the end, with amazing perseverance, I finished the speech with amazing perseverance.

During the whole speech, he didn't have the face to look at Huang Shang. He could only stare at the leaders in the audience, praising socialism all the time.

Passers-by noticed that the tall man beside him was watching very intently, and the profile of his face felt familiar. After thinking about it for a long time, he suddenly shouted "Oh", "Are you that widow!"

"Hello, hello." Huang Shang responded with a smile, "My daughter-in-law is giving a speech, I'll take a look."

Passer-by: ... 80% of the people on stage are elementary school students. Are you talking about a wife?

When Duan Linshu received the news, he felt that Huang was hopeless, and he was too lazy to care about it. After all, he was not a person who planned to rely on acting for a long time. Since he was always calculating the contract time to arrange work, why not just Let it go.

He edited WeChat directly, concisely, and sent it out.

At this time, Finance was firmly pressed in front of the TV by Huang Shang, so we must watch the demeanor of Finance on stage together.

Finance finally understands the feeling of reincarnation in the way of heaven. Usually he looks at Huang Shang, but today Huang Shang looks at him. He must not have Huang Shang on camera.

WeChat suddenly popped up a message.

Duan Linshu: Huang Shang said at the awards ceremony that he would come to see his wife's speech. I'm not going to suppress the news.

finance:! ! !

"What's the situation?!" Finance held the phone and asked Huang Shang to answer immediately.

"...It can be interpreted as 'I don't want to get married yet, let's see if there is any future wife among the elementary school students'."

Finance: "Hehe, you have even thought of the reason."

"I was wrong." Huang Shang looked at Finance's clear gaze, and after a thousand words of self-condemnation, he finally said, "Next time, I must call my lover."

What I thought in my heart was: it's time to retire, but what should I do?

The author has something to say:

Happy Lantern Festival!The text ends here.What a coincidence, really!

1. In fact, the next two chapters are written as Fanwai, but I still want to write Fanwai qwq, order: Guoshi, Duan X Fu, Xiang X Pu, Huang Shang.

2. Since I haven't found the correct posture to write ghost-hunting articles even though I'm afraid of ghosts, let me continue to write a dirty, silly, white, sweet and slow, ready to open in March.

"Madam Save Me [Transmigration Book]": How does a straight man who thinks he's transmigrated to the beginning of Ruanfanliu live to the last chapter in Chunaiwen.A less detailed introduction is in the column.

Love you all as always =3=, this article will be written to 100 chapters before END.

My dream is: to become a joke writer who writes 1000 million words! [Hey episode