Wu Min

Weasels are not a rare species, and it’s not the first time Wu Min has seen them, but this is Muzi Village, where every household worships Huang Daxian. The weasels that appear here deserve special attention. Wu Min, who has experienced supernatural events and witnessed the bear monster, said: , It is hard to say which weasel will become a sperm.

But he couldn't look around for weasels in front of the villagers, it would be strange if he didn't get kicked out, so he suppressed his curiosity, and wanted to talk to Shen Xiu after the night was quiet, and ask if there were really immortal weasels in the village , if you can interview Huang Daxian... Although you can't write it into the paper, you can have a deeper understanding of local folk customs.

It's just that Wu Min didn't expect that Shen Xiu had disappeared since the meal, and no one saw where he went.You can't mobilize your classmates to find it!Not to mention that Shen Xiu's skills would not be in danger at all, even if something happened, he would be able to mobilize this group of exhausted students, even Shen Kuo and Luo Tanwen, two children with ADHD, lay down and screamed Sleep, let alone other people.

It is better to ask for others than to ask for oneself, so go out and find yourself.After making up his mind, Wu Min took out the small flashlight, installed the mobile phone and left the village chief's house. The signal in the village is not good, and sometimes the mobile phone can't even make calls, but I always feel that something is missing without the mobile phone. You can also take pictures if you are interested, which is much more convenient than carrying a camera.

The village head's house is very close to the village head. After Wu Min came out, he walked a few steps into the village and found that most of the houses had turned off their lights to rest. It is estimated that Shen Xiu would not be so blind to see people visiting.If you are not in the village, you are out of the village. Wu Min turned back to the village and looked at the endless farmland with frowning frowns. There are farmlands in a radius of ten miles, and there are scattered mountains in the distance. Looking at night, the desolation makes people palpitate. Shen Xiu's life Where can those who don't know the place go?

If you can't find Shen Xiu, let's look for the weasel. Thinking of the weasel that he saw in the afternoon, Wu Min cheered up and walked carefully along the farmland.It suddenly occurred to Wu Min that even if he happened to meet him in such a search, he would not come out to see him, so Wu Min had a sudden idea, and while shining the flashlight on the surroundings, he put one hand to his mouth and whispered: "Huang Daxian? Huang Daxian? You Are you there? I'm here to interview you, let's talk about two chicken legs!"

There was a "plop" sound from the grass not far away, as if something had fallen into the ditch.

The flashlight shined a circle there, but nothing unusual was found, Wu Min continued to walk forward, with a thieves' appearance, which could easily be reminiscent of a weasel preparing to steal a chicken.

I don't know how far away, the wind picked up in the wilderness, and the farmland made a rattling sound. Wu Min covered his face with his arms, squinted his eyes and looked around, and a strange thought arose in his heart—frogs were everywhere just now. Why is there only the sound of wind blowing grass leaves?

There was a whistle-like sound from a distance, followed by a dozen small black figures swishing out of the nearby grass, flicking their big tails and rushing towards a certain direction.Wu Min got excited, what are these weasels going to do?

Although these weasels are only the size of ordinary domestic cats, they run surprisingly fast. Wu Min can only make sure that he doesn't lose them after working so hard. What makes him strange is that the smallest weasel at the end looks like a fat man at first glance. It looks like a wild mouse, different from the group of majestic weasels in front of it, which look like fine weasels. It stops every few steps and turns its small head to look back. Wu Min shook the light on it and found that it The body is wet, and the black beans are blinking, so cute.

Yo, it won't be true!Wu Min couldn't help speeding up his pace, wanting to catch up and say something to the little guy, but whenever he got close, the little weasel would sprint and throw him far away in the blink of an eye.

Wu Min: "..." Think of you as walking your dog!

I don’t know how long I’ve been running, but the farmland is gradually dwindling and replaced by rolling hills. Wu Min feels that he’s going to be exhausted from running any further. When they came around a sharp turn, they were all gone.

Wu Min was stunned for a moment, then broke out in a cold sweat and disappeared out of thin air?Or in the mountains?

Trembling forward a few steps, he found a small canyon in front of him, the entrance was only one meter wide, and the sides were covered with weeds, so he couldn't see it if he didn't pay attention.Wu Min patted his chest and almost died of fright.Before he finished shooting, a small head suddenly appeared in the aperture. Wu Min was caught off guard, took two steps back suddenly, and sat down on the ground, ignoring the pain, stretched his neck to look carefully, it turned out to be the little weasel .

"I'm scared to death by you." Wu Min stared at it reproachfully, bent his legs and wanted to stand up, but he didn't expect the little thing to stand up on its front legs, acting innocently and cutely: "You just talked about two chicken legs. Does it count?" The voice was immature and different from that of a child.

Wu Min's feet went limp, and he didn't stand up in a daze.

The little weasel seemed very satisfied with Wu Min's reaction, and swished its big tail triumphantly, splashing water everywhere.

It was trembling when a super-sized weasel like a farm dog jumped out of the canyon. Seeing the little one shaking its head and tail, it immediately raised the paw of the cattail fan and patted it on the head, directly smashing the little one to the ground.

The big weasel made two paws pinching the waist to teach the little one, and said in an old voice full of anger, "You little bastard, you ran out to scare people again."

The little boy rubbed his little paws aggrievedly, and pitifully argued: "No way! Obviously he called me first..."

The big weasel gave it another paw, slapped the little one on the ground again, and scolded it angrily: "Look at how good you are! I bought you with two chicken legs? Why don't I see you so proactive when helping the villagers? "

The little weasel lay on the ground and mourned extremely: "Who wants to help those old and ugly humans realize their wishes, the chickens enshrined are never cooked, how can they be eaten raw, hum!"

The big weasel jumped up and gave it a club, and yelled at it in a rough voice: "We, the Huang Daxian clan, must treat everyone equally! Do you understand that everyone is treated equally! What does it mean to be old and ugly! Who told you, you little bastard, to judge people by their appearance!"

The little weasel covered its head and barked, its big tail flicked back and forth.

Wu Min: "..." You two are so naughty, have you ever thought about my feelings?

As a normal human being, even the villagers of Muzi Village, who have worshiped Huang Daxian for generations, would probably faint from shock when they saw this scene. After all, belief is one thing, and seeing the manifestation of faith with your own eyes is another.Wu Min sat on the ground, thinking whether he should stand up, turn around and run, or close his eyes and pretend to faint.

He was really afraid that the group of weasels came out collectively to show their presence just now, it was even scarier than Xiong San's words.

"Huh?" After beating the little weasel, the big weasel finally found Wu Min's existence, walked over with his little paws on his back and circled him twice, his little nose shrugged, and the old man nodded solemnly: "So you are a big fairy!" Come on, my friend, come in and sit down."

Wu Min looked at him blankly: "Daxian'er is a god?" When did he know such a high-ranking person?At present, it seems that [-]% of the highest grades he has come into contact with are Kamana, but he has become the enemy of the evil god.The enemy's level is too high, but his teammates are too poor, and his future is worrying.

The big weasel's face, which was too small compared to its body, was full of doubts, and its bean eyes rolled around. Wu Min swallowed, he always felt that the other person's eyes were suitable for a word - blazing.

Weasels shouldn't eat people, right?

Wu Min was puzzled, and the big weasel was also puzzled. It knew that a group of people came to Muzi Village today, and Da Xian'er was among them. It stands to reason that these people are all Da Xian'er's friends, so they should be very familiar...

Its head, which was too small in capacity, hadn't figured it out yet, and a deafening roar came from the canyon: "What are you two doing!" The two weasels looked over at the same time, and saw a majestic figure coming out of the canyon like the wind. Scraped out, then stiffened into a rock.

Wu Min twitched the corner of his mouth, "You, why are you here?"

Xiong San, who showed his original shape, also twitched the corners of his mouth, his tone was very unnatural: "Ahem, I, I'm fine, I'm going out for a stroll."

Big Weasel looked at him, then at Xiong San, heaved a sigh of relief, knowing Master Xiong, he must know Da Xian'er.

Its subtle expression fell into Xiong San's eyes, and Xiong San, who was full of depression and had nowhere to vent, immediately showed a fierce look: "Talk about you two, why are you dawdling around, can you get in or not!"

The two weasels shivered, and moved their tails between their legs step by step.Wu Min picked out his ears and looked at it with disgust: "Can't you speak in a lower voice, it's shocking to death."

Xiong San: "..."

The two weasels immediately cast admiring glances—how dare you yell at Lord Xiong, boy, how brave you are!

The key is that Lord Xiong didn't say a word!

In a certain moment, Wu Min became the existence second only to Da Xian'er in the hearts of the two weasels, and was honored as Xiao Xian'er.

Xiong San's body looks quite scary, but it is an old acquaintance after all, and Shen Xiu might be there if it is there, Wu Min put his heart back into his stomach, and waved to Xiong San, who was thinking about running away : "Come and help me, I sprained my ankle."

Xiong San reluctantly came over with his little tail flicking, and squatted on the side to serve as a handrail for Wu Min. When the little weasel saw him, his pea-eyed eyes turned into star-like eyes in a second, and he rushed over, holding his two little paws together, looking attentively Said: "I will cure sprains, give me a chance to show off, Xiao Xian'er!"

Wu Min: "..." What the hell is Xiao Xian'er?

Xiong San lazily whitened it, without making a sound.

Seeing that Wu Min and Master Xiong didn't refuse, the little weasel quickly moved its paws and hugged Wu Min's left foot.It was too small, not counting its tail as big as his foot. Wu Min never thought about how strong it could be, so he didn't remind it that it sprained its right foot.

The little weasel took two deep breaths, raised its ears high, and barked "Hey", click...

Wu Min's expression froze for a few seconds, and then he twisted into a ball, clutching his ankle and sweating from the pain, the little weasel was terrified, why did it feel that the voice was not right?It wasn't like this when I used to treat the villagers' sprained feet...