Wu Min

Wu Min was carrying a bag in his hand, it was strange, he couldn't get rid of the annoying guy who was hugging him, he was so angry that he almost opened his mouth to bite, but fortunately Shen Xiu came out of the bedroom in time, saw the man clinging to Wu Min, immediately In the past, he grabbed him by the neck and pulled him away, and threw him out mercilessly. I don't know how much effort he used, but the man flew out like a kite with a broken string, and twitched when he stuck to the wall.

Even if the other party was not pleasing to the eye, Wu Min panicked for the man when he saw this scene, but seeing that Shen Xiu was so ignorant of that man, Wu Min's heart immediately became happy, and he put the dishes on the coffee table, pretending Mojiayang went to greet him: "Are you okay? Do you want to call an ambulance for you?"

The man finally tore his face off the wall, and smiled brightly: "No, no, I have rough skin and thick flesh!"

Looking at him, and then at the suspicious slime on the wall, Wu Min's heart twitched, subconsciously took two steps back, grabbed Shen Xiu who was checking the ingredients he brought back, and asked him in a low voice: "Tell me first, What is that?"

Shen Xiu looked up at the man who was tearing his body down, hooked the corners of his lips, fished out a squid from the bag and shook it in front of Wu Min's eyes.Wu Min blinked, not understanding what he meant.

"Didn't you ask him something?" Shen Xiu shook the squid in his hand again, carried the bag into the kitchen, and prepared today's lunch.

The living room was silent for a while, Wu Min looked at the man who had successfully escaped from the wall, and then thought about the squid that Shen Xiu took to cook, the more he thought about it, the more something went wrong.Shen Xiu meant that the man was a squid monster, right?

Needless to say, when the man rushed forward to hug him, he had a strange smell. At that time, he thought it was a niche men's perfume, but now that he thinks about it, it's the smell of seafood that has been left for a long time!

I go!Seafood can become fine?Wu Min saw the man walking towards him with a smile, his head froze.Although he has seen a lot of types of monsters, but when he thinks about squid on a plate, how can he enjoy seafood in the future!

At this moment, Xiong San strolled in from the balcony. The man saw Xiong San and immediately changed his target, smiled and rushed to hug Xiong San, but Xiong San threw him away with disgust, and bit the man's arm hard.Xiong San bit it hard, but the man's arm didn't even break the skin, although the sleeves were not allowed.

Shen Xiu quickly made the dishes on the table, and the taste was surprisingly good. Wu Min looked at the stir-fried squid, and then at the man eating happily, and suddenly felt a little nauseous.After enduring and enduring, Wu Min couldn't hold back anymore, and asked the man in a tangled manner: "We are born from the same root, so why are you in such a rush? You eat your own kind...wouldn't it be a psychological burden?"

The man was so hot that he sucked in his breath, and looked at him like a monster, "Who says we are the same kind?"

Wu Min looked at him, then turned his attention to Shen Xiu, and sold him without any psychological burden.

The man immediately glared at Shen Xiu ferociously, and after a long while, he said weepingly: "I repeat, I am an octopus, a deep-sea octopus! The king of the sea! It's not such a disgusting bastard!" There is a piece of squid in it.

Wu Min: "...Octopus is similar to squid, right?"

The man dropped his chopsticks, his eyes widened.Wu Min expressed that he was frightened, and he was afraid that this person would come and transform on the spot. If he saw an octopus at home, well, it would be scarier than watching a sci-fi movie.Unexpectedly, the man rolled up his sleeves, but suddenly smiled, scratching his head shyly, "It does seem to be a bit like it."

Shen Xiu poured cold water on it without hesitation: "The octopus looks much more disgusting than the squid."

"You're disgusting!" Mr. Octopus blew his hair again, but Shen Xiu glared at him, and he immediately froze. He sat down obediently, holding the plate of stir-fried squid and chewed viciously. This is probably the only way to prove that he is not a squid. .

Although it is not fratricide, Wu Min still has a little trouble accepting octopus becoming a spirit. While washing dishes, Wu Min sneaked into the kitchen and asked Shen Xiu: "Can Xiong San and the others also become humans? But I Why haven’t I seen it before?” As a furbolg, it’s safer to become a human than a dog, right?Dogs are being stolen everywhere these days, even with Xiong San's fighting power, whoever dares to steal it will be unlucky, but if it can be done in one step, why go around in circles!

Shen Xiu smiled and sprinkled some water on his face, "San'er can't transform into a human form yet, maybe in a few hundred years."

Xiong San is a powerful monster in Wu Min's heart, it can't transform itself, but the octopus monster outside has turned into a human?Wu Min felt bad again, and had serious resistance to the whole category of seafood.

"Why can't Xiong San become a human, but an octopus has become a human?" Wu Min was extremely depressed.In his heart, Xiong San, Little Frog, Fat Mouse, all of them are more pleasing to the eye than the guys outside, but those three didn't become human, which made Wu Min, who was somewhat defensive, not happy.

Shen Xiu sighed softly when he heard the words, and said with some helplessness: "It has something to do with the environment. The aura on land is consumed too quickly, coupled with pollution and human plunder, it is very difficult for animals to cultivate successfully. In the sea, especially the deep sea, it is very difficult. It's different, the impact there is very small, and because of the extremely low location, the aura is more abundant. Don't look at that kid's weak and deceitful look now, when he reaches the bottom of the sea, he will even detour when he sees a shark The devil king lived a very long time."

I silently imagined the scene where the man turned into an octopus and moved slowly on the bottom of the sea, and then all kinds of fish hid far away. Why do I feel that the sky is so thunderous!

Besides, an octopus is lying on the bottom of the sea, what is it doing here!

"Monsters have to practice in the world after a certain number of years of practice. San'er and they are experiences, and so is Lao Zhang." Lao Zhang is the big octopus that everyone is very enthusiastic about. It is said that he gave himself a very foreign name, but Because it was too long, he couldn't remember it himself, so he simply shortened it into old chapters.

The corners of Wu Min's mouth twitched, and he thought that he wanted to practice elsewhere, why did he come to Shen Xiu's house?Shen Xiu just moved house in the past six months, and even the octopus monsters can find him, so it can be seen that that guy has been staring at Shen Xiu for a long time.The more he thought about it, the more unpleasant it became. Wu Minte wanted to find a large pot and stew the monster octopus, so that he could keep company with the squid he had eaten.

Shen Xiu seemed to see his thoughts, wiped his hands and rubbed his head, and said to him in a low voice: "Lao Zhang came at the right time, can he do us a big favor?"

Wu Min was stunned, why did he feel that Shen Xiu's smile was so evil, so evil, suddenly he was a little worried about Lao Zhang.

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Lao Zhang was sitting on the carpet chatting with Xiong San and the two members of the family whom he had never met before, while Shen Xiu and Wu Min walked out of the kitchen carrying fruits.Lao Zhang grabbed a big, red apple and stuffed it into his mouth. He sighed while eating: "The food on land is still delicious, and the crap in the sea makes me sick just looking at it."

Wu Min is embarrassed, why do all the monsters he knows eat food?Is he just unlucky or are monsters all essentially the same?

"I have something to trouble you, as long as you can handle it well, I'll cook you a big meal in the evening, and the fruit is enough." Shen Xiu leisurely leaned on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, and offered conditions that were enough to lure Lao Zhang to submit.Sure enough, Lao Zhang's eyes were as bright as light bulbs, and he kept nodding his head, splashing the apple juice everywhere, and the little frog jumped two steps in disgust, away from the hardest hit area.

Shen Xiu unhurriedly called out the piano music with laughter from his mobile phone for Lao Zhang to listen to. Even if it was an old monster who could not tell how many years he had lived, the song was not very good at first. I can't even taste it anymore, holding my head with a rather bad expression on my face, complaining, "Why are you listening to this kind of rubbish? Stop it now, I'm going to be manic if I play it again."

Shen Xiu calmly said, "You must finish listening."

Lao Zhang's eyebrows were crowded like caterpillars, "Is this why you trouble me?"

Shen Xiu didn't shake his head or nod: "This is a prerequisite."

Looking at the abundant fruit in the fruit plate, Lao Zhang swallowed and endured it.

He had to listen to it, but the three had already run away and disappeared. No matter how many times he listened to it, he couldn’t stand the magic sound of this song piercing through his brain. It’s better not to torture yourself. Anyway, if Lao Zhang eats something, they will eat it. It’s not worth it I can't get along with myself.

At the end of the song, Lao Zhang breathed a sigh of relief, shook his dizzy head, and asked wearily, "What's next? Don't you want to listen to it again?"

Shen Xiu put the phone back into his pocket with a smile, shook his finger at Lao Zhang, and then said in a shocking way: "You are going to jump off the building tonight, remember, you must fall like a bloody mess."

Lao Zhang immediately widened his eyes and stared at Shen Xiu in disbelief. He couldn't believe how the always gentle Shen Xiu could become so cruel. Not only did he listen to such bad music when we met him, but he even taught him to jump off a building. !Although as an old monster, the height of a few floors can't do anything to him, but it still hurts to fall, okay?

Not only Lao Zhang, Wu Min was also surprised, looking at Shen Xiu whose expression hadn't changed, Wu Min slowly closed his mouth, he seemed to understand Shen Xiu's plan.

They had thought of using bait before, but people are too fragile, even if Shen Xiu is at this level, he can't be revived after falling into a lump.Monsters are different. No matter how ugly they fall, they can be easily recovered. Using old chapters as bait is indeed the best choice at present.

Listening to Shen Xiu's story, Lao Zhang was silent for a moment, then reluctantly nodded: "Okay, this is also considered a merit, as long as I can catch the murderer, I will also be regarded as killing the people."

Shen Xiu had already guessed that he would agree, and smiled and pushed the fruit plate in front of him, but Lao Zhang was not polite, he opened his mouth wide and even swallowed the plate.

Seeing him swallowing lightly, Wu Min felt a little pain in his throat and stomach.This guy, didn't he eat less garbage at the bottom of the sea before?