love him, break him

"Help, don't touch me." As I was returning home, I suddenly heard a girl shouting, hum, how could such a heroic scene be without me.

"Let go of her, you five scumbags" I was full of momentum and scared them all at once, haha

"Oh, I'm so scared, here comes someone who is not afraid of death, Er Fatty, let me be him"

Think about it carefully, although I am fatter, but I, I, resist beating, hmph, be afraid.

"Haha, isn't he stronger than me? If you have the ability, you let that girl go, and I'll pick you guys out."

"Oh, you are awesome, come on, let her go, I want to see what you can do."

"Thank you," said the girl and ran away

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"Come on guys"

"Ouch I'm going"

"don't run"

How far can I run as a fat man? I can't do it without running a few steps.

"Good man, good man, stop chasing me, I'm exhausted" Huhuhu

"Aren't you awesome?" He turned around.

"Ah, standing 5 scum" suddenly turned around and punched me in the face.The impact was so strong, it hit me on the ground, and my face swelled up afterwards

"Hero, don't slap your face, okay?"

"Okay." His voice was very low, and his face leaned closer.

"Specially hit him in the face, shit" suddenly another punch came over, and the face was hit, it was hot and painful.

I’m sure I’m going to die today, I don’t know if I’ll have the chance to eat snacks, meat, white rice, steamed buns, fish-flavored shredded pork, braised pork noodles, and...

"Stop hitting, policeman"

"Police, go, go, go"

Fortunately, the police came, I have to thank the police for saving my life, it seems that I can still eat in the future...

"Thank you police uncle, it's great that I'm not dead"

"If you're not dead, get up quickly and go home for dinner." This policeman really didn't think about me at all, well, he's my dad.

"Dad, I'm still your son, I'm about to die"

"It's just a weak buff, so you can't do it?"

"I told you not to post on the post bar a long time ago. Those who do not even know their own son."

"What does this have to do with posting? Don't talk to me, are you going to save some beautiful young girls again?" My dad helped me up, which is still a real dad.

"Uh, hehe, yes"

"Did you forget the last time you were beaten like that?"

"Ah, that, that, I don't want to eat instant noodles today"

"You still eat instant noodles, go to the hospital first, they are all swollen like a bear."

"Oh, don't touch it, it hurts"

"Hahaha"

"Dad, be serious"