The whole building is inhuman

Nominally, he was going to work, but Shaohao just randomly picked out a copy from the crumbling mountain of documents, and after reading two lines, he became distracted—it was definitely not his fault, the covenant he signed with the Snake Clan 200 years ago must be changed every year. Why don't you take it out and re-sign a copy?How does a parrot's diplomatic work work?

For this, the parrot said that he is very innocent. The intrigue within the snake clan changes the patriarch every year and the covenant has to be re-signed every year. It’s his fault (Tan Shou). The heavens testify that it is absolutely his life to endure nausea and deal with the snake clan who drools at him. One of the things that he doesn't want to do, at that time, he would rather go to help the patriarch line up to buy the album of that celebrity named Louguan!

It was really boring, Shaohao turned on the computer, and the computer that had been used for too long began to buzz again. He recalled that he didn’t seem to have saved the new resources of the male god in the computer recently, so he chose a time very casually, A mana went up to turn back the time of the computer, successfully saving his old machine that should have been retired long ago for the umpteenth time.

The computer started slowly, and Shaohao sighed with a headache. It is not a problem to always go back and forth like this. Every time the timeline is adjusted, the computer will lose a lot of the latest resources of the male god. It still hurts when you lose it...

But if you change to another computer, won't all the data in this computer be gone?It took him nearly ten years to collect the atlas of male gods, movies and TV shows, and even the audio of the broadcast. The full-view collection, you have to take it out every day to have a look at it to be motivated to work.

Fish and bear's paw can't have both, how can the male god and the computer coexist.

Mr. Shaohao, who had no idea that there was something called a mobile hard drive in the world, was caught in a painful decision.

The computer squeaked and squeaked for 5 minutes, and the boot screen finally flashed, playing like a music cassette, and the noise made Shaohao frown.

Since the computer was making noise, he could only listen to the male god's songs on his mobile phone.

Opening the file folder, Louguan would be surprised by the huge inventory. From his first debut in the idol drama Thunder Rolling, to the cult movie that failed to air after filming, as long as it is Shaohao he has filmed I have all of them in my hand, and many of them are not kept by myself.

Shaohao originally wanted to relive the hot-blooded blockbuster movie of the male god to cheer himself up a bit, his eyes swept across the long list of titles, and by accident, he landed on a movie he would rarely open.

"Night Ann Faust"

The only large-scale movie in Louguan, it was so frivolous that it almost failed to pass the review, and the performance that was too erotic almost nailed him to the identity of a pornographic film - who said that the actor at that time was just a no-name and no work What about the little actor.

The plot is probably innocent and beautiful. The heroine of a standard idol drama opens the book of demons. The demons hidden in the book come to the moon at midnight every night. They make up all kinds of beautiful dreams for the heroine to tempt her to fall. The handsome and evil demon easily captures the stupid Oh, the heroine is not pure, let the heroine completely belong to her on the night of the full moon.The first ray of morning light shines in the morning, and the demon returns to hell, waiting for the next prey to open the book of demons.

Amidst the lingering female voice singing, the dark-toned plot slowly begins. The demon is either well-dressed and chanting a love poem under the moon, or singing an ancient ballad with a half-covered evil spirit.

He looked at you with deep eyes, and in the next second, you seemed to fall without any resistance...

Shaohao's ears were red, and he hurriedly closed the movie with trembling hands, as if he had done something shameful.

It's not my fault that the male god is too hot

He was comforting himself when the phone rang suddenly, and the big word Louguan on the caller ID almost made him jump up.

Feel the déjà vu of being caught doing bad things QAQ

"Hello..." Picking up the phone, he felt that he should pretend to be perfect.

"Why are you so empty?" Louguan knew that Shaohao's state was not right when he heard the voice, did he do something bad secretly?Someone full of unhealthy thoughts touched his chin and smiled meaningfully.

The red color on Shaohao's ears quickly spread to his face, and no one around him felt as if someone was watching him, and his every move was clearly seen, "No...how can it be, it's just that there is a lot of work today... "

Counting the number of documents on the table, he said that he was not lying at all, and he had saved a lot of work for almost a month.

Lou Guan was also happy to let him go down the ladder, and laughed, "It's really hard work, I'm an idler, so I didn't bother you."

"No... I happened to be resting..." That must not be the case!The male god is the serious business, you can put aside any documents!

"That's good." Lou Guan said, "Is there anything tonight?" The question was like this, but since Shaohao went to his house to report on time every day, the chance of working overtime was pitifully small.

"It's nothing." Shaohao absorbed a pleasant atmosphere from Louguan's sentence, and Lingyu couldn't help shaking shyly, and wanted to curl up again, "Why, what do you want to do with me?"

"It's nothing serious." Lou Guan replied, "It's just that there is no food at home, and there may be no food tonight."

In a word, the mood went from heaven to hell in an instant, and Shaohao remained silent.

Does this mean to ask him not to go over tonight?

Still dislike him?

Obviously I was still shopping for vegetables just now...how could there be not enough food...

Lingyu hangs down in frustration, and the golden color flickers dimly, "It's okay, I'll just eat here at the company today." Shaohao pinched the corner of the document, and accidentally pinched the corner of the document up, like He has a wrinkled heart.

"So reluctant to part with me?" Lou Guan asked, as if he didn't notice Shaohao's mood at all.

"How is it possible?" Shaohao threw the pen aside, feeling stuffy in his heart.

"That sounds sour and full of resentment~" Lou Guan smiled, looking in a good mood, "But since I want to have dinner with the beauty today, I won't bother with you!"

beauty?Have a meal?Contacting the big basket of vegetables that Louguan bought, Shaohao immediately completed all the plots by himself.

It turns out that the dinner with the male god is not exclusive to me...

To be dismissed so quickly is really because I am being affectionate...

Obviously ready to sing to the male god...

The male god hates the most...

"Then you have fun." He said something casually, and hung up the phone without waiting for an answer. After a burst of red light, the suit fell to the ground empty, and a ball bulged out, shaking stiffly inside the suit , a few dimly shining golden tail feathers showed a trace from the hem, and it didn't take long before they shrank back into the clothes aggrievedly.

The phone rang again, it was from the male god, but he suffered too much damage today, Shaohao just wanted to hide quietly in his clothes to calm down, he didn't want to talk to the male god again for a short time.

The bell rang for a while, then stopped, and then started ringing again after a few seconds of silence. The exclusive ringtone was particularly piercing. Shaohao huddled himself tighter, pretending he didn't hear anything.

For a bird of prey who believes in love at first sight and sticks together for life, the current situation is even worse than when facing the catastrophe, it was only one bite left and it just happened to hit the mortal enemy

It would be tragic enough to fall in love with a human being with a short lifespan, but now you tell him that you think too much, and people don't like you at all. The feeling is indescribable.

The phone rang twice and then fell silent. Shaohao stuffed his head in the soft down of his stomach, comforting his wounded heart, and at the same time spurning such a hypocritical self.

Has thousands of years of self-cultivation been fed to dogs?Are you embarrassed to give up on yourself before the matter is settled?Isn't it just a human being, if it's really impossible, can he escape if he is drugged and locked in the palace?

As the last bird of prey in the world, Shaohao, who had no upbringing from his peers since childhood, didn't know that during the courtship period, they had no self-control at all in matters related to their lovers. They probably really were fed to dogs for their IQ cultivation. put →_→

Lou Guan, who also didn't know about this matter, after realizing that he had accidentally pissed off someone, quickly activated the emergency plan and successfully harvested a melancholy bird in a suit under the desk in the president's office .

This is just the right size, this soft feathers, these innocent and confused little black bean eyes, Lou Guan, who never likes small animals, experienced the so-called heart-melting cuteness for the first time.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I just made a joke!" Hold the bird in his arms that tirelessly wants to jump out of his arms. It is small and just the size of holding it in both hands. Of course, if he is willing to be stuffed into the pocket of his coat It would be even better to carry it with you. According to his visual size, it just fits!

The feathers on Shaohao's body exploded, and he looked more like a fluffy red dumpling. Lou Guan lovingly touched him from top to bottom. It's unknown if he thought of anything he shouldn't.

"You don't even think about it, I'm strolling with you every day, how can I have time to eat with others?" Lou Guan flattered the bird with its long feathers, "Isn't it because you are tired and want to tease you? My fault! My fault!"

Lingyu is a very sensitive place, and Shaohao was relieved when he kissed him, so he had to stay honestly in Loucaring.Emotions came and went faster, and after he resolved himself and regained his usual calmness, he was a little embarrassed to think that he was still losing his temper like a child.

"I know." Shaohao found a comfortable position and nestled, "I was also at fault for this matter, and I should apologize to you."

The serious expression on the little bird face is the only effect of cuteness. Lou Guan stroked Shaohao's tail feathers and said, "Then we'll get rid of it." But it's one thing to get rid of it. , He also kept this lesson in his heart, and he had to be careful when bullying people in the future. It is very fun to bully people to tears, yes, it is contrary to his original intention to make people sad.

"Well, it's over." Shaohao clasped his hands in a friendly peck, expressing his attitude with actions.

Louguan made people anxious, and now even though he was so cute by Shaohao's prototype, and his heart was itchy like grass, he didn't dare to do what he wanted to do, and he could only let a piece of him grow in his heart. □Da Prairie, eager to restore their precarious relationship, "I just want to be lazy, and occasionally I get bored of cooking every day..."

When he said this, Shaohao immediately felt distressed. It is also very hard for the male god to cook for himself every day, and a person who used to be so much-anticipated is now confined to the house and seldom goes out. Thinking about it, I feel pitiful and want to cry.

As soon as he saw that Shaohao was loose, Louguan immediately climbed up the pole, "And I have a friend who owns a restaurant, I heard that it's super delicious and I haven't eaten there yet..."

Shaohao felt even more distressed, lowered his head and carefully comforted Lou Guan with rubbing.

Shaohao, who imagined a human figure in his mind, was kneeling and sitting on the ground, rubbing his cheek against his wrist like this, his face was solemn and his movements were meticulous, but his face with red ears was also red, his eyes were wet and watery from being bullied, his body was too hot because of the bullying. Shaking and uncontrollably trembling slightly but trying to maintain it, Lou Guan's eyes darkened, he paused for a moment and then said: "So Mr. Shaohao, can I solemnly invite you to have dinner with me tonight?"

Due to □□ steaming and hoarse voice, people could not help but feel weak, the lips kissed on the top of the head brought scorching temperature, which instantly spread to the whole body, for a moment, Shaohao felt that he was about to burn.