Ex Resurrection Guide

Yang Haosi is the most classic female in the stereotype. She dresses up gaudyly, likes to dye her hair, loves to dance, and calls each other sisters with the girls, and makes long square and round leopard-print manicures. lock up.

I also don’t do long manicures often, because Xiao Yang decided to keep in good health when he was 21 years old. Long manicures are not easy to wear long johns.

There are many things that chill him. A friend forgot to call him when he was playing disco. There is a channel with less than [-] fans who has been running for several years. There is a lipstick that has been purchased for half a generation and found to be covered... Of course, the most chilling thing is him. The dead ex-boyfriend.

On the weekend, Yang Haosi was dragged by his roommate Qiu Jiaxu to go to the supermarket. He had a new job. Hearing that it was an old friend who came to the studio and asked him to go to work, he planned to bring a gift there.

"I'll give him a pot. It can be cooked for supper at night. It's practical."

Qiu Jiaxu said that he and that friend hadn't seen each other for several years. They used to live in a large courtyard, and the two of them especially liked to steal the pot at home to cook instant noodles.

Then look at the pot, Yang Haosi picks and chooses, he said that it can't fit my ex-boyfriend's ashes when he is young, and he says that he has to make a family bucket for his ex-boyfriend when he is older.

"Don't mention him, can you stop thinking about your ex-boyfriend so much?" Qiu Jiaxu was tired of hearing this, and pushed the shopping cart and left him to check out.

Yang Haosi chased after him: "Who can't forget it? I will only mention it when I meet a container suitable for him as an urn."

He was thinking that talking about it every day can prove that he doesn't care, and he can already use this as a joke.

The results seem to have had the opposite effect.

It has been two years since he broke up with Meng Xia'er, and he hasn't contacted him once.

In fact, the two have only been together for a year, and who knows that the days of remembrance are longer than being together.

Meng Xiaer, a straight man with cancer, egomaniac, loves to swear, doesn't like cleanliness, doesn't pay attention to cleanliness, knows how to play games every day, doesn't remember to eat the fruit when it's handed to his mouth, refuses to eat when the remote control board is at hand, after eating Don't shout and don't wash the dishes...

This person's character is so bad that it is entirely rooted in Yang Haosi's disgust. There are so many bad things about him that he can talk about it for seven days and seven nights.

According to Qiu Jiaxu's memory, the roommate mentioned that they broke up five times, in fact, they broke up. They broke up after only one month of dating, and after that, they broke up every 45 days on average, which was more punctual than a girl's menstrual period.

Meng Xiaer must not remember clearly, Yang Haosi thought so, after all, his ex-boyfriend is a pig brain, and his skill points are all in the game.

But he remembered that every time he broke up, he had to huddle under the covers and listen to Lu Qiaoyin repeatedly, from "Break Up with Kindness" to "Inverted Rose", shed tears until dawn, and then got up to write a secret blog: On x month x, I and the idiot Meng Xia You broke up for the xth time, this time it was because of him... Finally, he silently wrote a paragraph of sad lyrics to Mingzhi.

Meng Xiaer didn't listen to Lu Qiaoyin, he said they were all slutty music, bitter love songs, he loved to listen to Jay Chou, Wang Feng, Luo Dayou...Of course, he didn't listen to music at all when they broke up, he would play games all night.

According to Yang Haosi's diary of a broken relationship, the last time the two broke up was two years ago, the seventh time, because Meng Xiaer forgot to buy him the promised blueberries.

Because there were too many things to pack, he didn't finish packing that night, and dawdled for another two days, and took Meng Xiaer's 26-inch suitcase.

Finally, in the early morning of the third day, Yang Haosi left without breakfast.

He was carrying two suitcases, making a lot of noise, and his ex-boyfriend live-streamed the game all night last night, sleeping like a dead pig, and didn't keep him.