Ex Resurrection Guide

Yang Haosi had a dream. He dreamed that the two of them got back together. He didn't remember how many times it was. At that time, Meng Xia'er had a bad temper and liked to bite people. Yang Haosi scolded him as a dog, always scarring himself.

They broke up quickly, and got back together quickly. Meng Xia'er would coax a few words in front of friends, but when they were caught, they would inevitably be fucked.

As if to retaliate for him saying that he was dead outside, he was fierce and merciless, and asked him: "I am dead or not, do you think I am dead or not?"

Then they hugged him again, and the two of them rubbed each other's ears. Meng bit his ear and called him "little bastard" and rubbed his lower back.

In the end, everything returned to the original state. The problems before they broke up have not been resolved. It is only because of the return of love, and then the hatred accumulates. It is a mess of hemp rope, and the scissors cut it the fastest.

The cuts continued to be messy, leaving some knots crowded in my heart, and I couldn't untie them with one hand.

Meng Xia'er also had a dream. He dreamed that it was a festival, but he didn't remember what festival it was, because Yang Haosi had thought about all festivals, and it was too much ritual.

When he is not making trouble, he likes Yang Haosi's sophistication, and he will surprise him at every turn, first coaxing himself to go out to buy groceries, and when he returns home, he will throw himself into his arms in such and such clothes, shouting "surprise".

Although these surprises occasionally turn over, such as the messy fried chicken popcorn, accidentally lighting the candle on the bed sheet... and finally ordering takeaway, in fact, it doesn't matter what he eats. For him, "eating" Xiao Yang is very full up.

They each have a bedroom, both with double beds.

Meng Xiaer sometimes broadcasts live until late at night, and when she returns to bed, she can touch Xiao Yang who is already sleeping soundly.

Or maybe Yang Haosi drank too much outside, got into his arms smelling of alcohol, rubbed the tip of his nose against his neck, and said some drunken words.

Yang Haosi loves to listen to the crooked love words that he will never say. Yang Haosi listens to him calling himself "Sisi", "wife" and "baby". Putting aside all the nasty names, Meng Xiaer's sweetest words are only "little bastard".

So Yang Haosi called him "Xia Er", "husband" and "brother", and also called him "dead man".

When you hate, you are called "dead man", and when you love, you are also called "dead man".

Meng Xiaer tossed him into the middle of the night, asking him to change his words: "How did I die? Are you a widow after I die?" Yang Haosi's sweat was stopped by his eyelashes, and he leaned up to kiss him and said, "Dead man, let me love you to death, You dead man..."

After waking up, Meng Xiaer took off the bed sheets, Yang Haosi sat on the sofa and combed the dog's hair, and teased him: "How old are you still wetting the bed? Are you still dreaming?"

He soaked the sheets in the basin: "Beauty with big waves, didn't you see it in your dreams?"

"cut."

With just a roll of his eyes, he knew that this little thing cursed himself for impotence.

Now two people can sit on a sofa, each sitting on one side, with sesame sauce in the middle.

I had a dream last night, and I couldn't spare the energy to quarrel. Sitting together and eating takeaway seemed a bit peaceful and warm.

The sound insulation of the house is not very good. Even with the windows closed, I can hear the old men and women downstairs playing that very festive song.

Yang Haosi found a topic and asked him, "What time are you leaving?"

"Where are you going?"

"Go home, Chinese New Year."

Yang Haosi ordered Vietnamese pho, and pretended not to care about the fennel fritters in his mouth, "Leave the key to me."

How could Meng Xia'er go back? He thought about his father's newly practiced nine-section whip, and felt his legs hurt. He would definitely not be able to go back this year.

"...booked a family trip to Sanya, but my legs are not good, so they went by themselves."

After compiling, he felt that he was very smart, and the reason was perfect.

He didn't ask Yang Haosi, because he knew that he had a bad relationship with his family and hadn't been back during the Chinese New Year.

"Oh, when will your legs get better?"

"It's almost there, let Liuyan'er accompany me to the hospital tomorrow, and take a picture to remove the plaster cast."

Meng Xia'er's leg has been around for a month and a half, and the injury is not serious. He is in good shape, and now he can hop on one foot even without crutches.

"You're so injured, your mother is relieved to kill you? Why did you break your leg when you went downstairs..." Yang Haosi was very impressed with Meng's mother, because his mother really doted on him, and she was especially good at nagging. If you have been to the house before, you can educate them both.

"You Majiang didn't pay attention, it jumped down first, and I didn't catch it before it fell."

The bullying dog can't speak, so Meng Xia'er blamed it openly.

Yang Haosi looked puzzled: "You are so big, can't hold a Pomeranian?"

"Well, don't you like me being weak?"

"...It's up to you, lift your feet up, I'm calling a sweeping robot."

Yang Haosi saw that the other party moved his legs onto the sofa a little clumsily, and he couldn't tell what it was like. He said that his boyfriend, Meng Xiaer, was his half-eldest son, and it would be a lie if he didn't feel sorry for him.

At this time the doorbell rang, and he didn't want the injured person to move again, "I'm going to open the door?"

"Go."

Meng Xiaer lay down on the sofa and used the remote control to change channels. He didn't care if the neighbors misunderstood the relationship between the two of them, and they didn't know each other...

"Auntie?" Yang Haosi opened the door, "Why are you here?"

Meng Xia sat up abruptly, who else could the aunt who had been welcomed in to change her shoes be her own mother?

Yang Haosi wasn't particularly flustered, anyway, Meng Xia'er's mother didn't know about the relationship between the two of them, he just said they were guests or friends who stayed for a short time.

When her aunt came to Meng Xiaer before, she introduced him as a roommate. At this time, Xiao Yang wanted to tell the truth to get revenge on her ex-boyfriend, but she still saved face for him.

In order to make himself look like a straight man, the voice was deliberately lowered by an octave: "The robot vacuum cleaner is sweeping the floor, it is a bit noisy, please be careful not to bump into it."

The auntie looked at him carefully: "Xiao Yang, I thought you moved away."

At the end, there is a quirk of yin and yang, "It hasn't changed much, I still like to wear pink pajamas."

Yang Haosi didn't know that Meng Xia'er came out to his family, he was used to such words, so he just ignored it: "I heard that he had a broken bone, I haven't seen him for a long time, so I came to see him."

Meng's mother's eyes widened. She knew that her son's roommate was actually a boyfriend in the past, and she was very dissatisfied with it.

In the end, the other party actually mocked her with his son's broken bone! "What do you mean? I don't know his leg..."

"Cough, cough, cough!!" Meng Xia'er coughed loudly, "Mom, what are you doing here?"

Meng's mother was interrupted from casting a spell, and she walked over a few steps: "Is it okay for my mother to come to see her son? It's going to be Chinese New Year, your father is not worried about you and I am not worried about you? Is it okay for you to eat alone at the New Year's Eve dinner?" ?”

Yang Haosi silently went to the kitchen to pour water, and when he came back, his aunt was still talking.

"Look at you, what's the mess at home when you live alone? Pig kennel, dog kennel! It's the Chinese New Year, and there is no New Year flavor at home, what kind of broken Spring Festival couplets at the door? Which neighbor's door did I come along the way? Didn't you post 'Fu' on it? It's just not on your door!"

Meng Xiaer said perfunctorily, "Mmmm", Yang Haosi handed her a cup: "Auntie, drink water."

Meng's mother looked at Xiao Yang, and felt that he had some good eyesight, so she took a few sips of water.

Seeing her son's leg in plaster again, she felt uncomfortable, and felt that it was not worth it for a man who couldn't bear children, so she persuaded: "Dudu, you and your father just give in and go back. You who are celebrating the New Year..."

Meng Xiaer coughed violently again, Meng's mother couldn't understand, so she patted him: "You child, your legs are not good, and your throat is not working anymore?"

Yang Haosi thought that Meng Xiaer didn't like his mother calling him by his nickname, and was still laughing. The next second, Meng's mother turned her finger on him: "You still laugh, it's not because of you!"

"Ah? I..." Xiao Yang was puzzled.

Meng's mother became angry when she saw him like this: "Duddu is like this, and you don't know how to take care of him? Just eat this at noon? Is this edible?" She picked up the unfinished takeaway on the table, " This is all junk food, do you know how dirty their kitchen is? They all use cooking bags!"

The aunt stood up and inspected the house, and began to criticize hygiene again. Yang Haosi whispered, "This is delicious..." Meng Xiaer quickly gave him a wink, telling him to stop talking.

"It's broad daylight, and you have to draw the curtains, so you don't need to pay for the electricity?" Meng's mother went to the balcony, "Young people should spend more time in the sun, especially if you have a broken bone. See the sun for calcium supplementation!"

"Wait, auntie..." Yang Haosi suddenly remembered something, and stood up holding the rice noodles, but it was already too late, and Meng's mother opened the curtains.

The sun is shining brightly into the house, and it is also shining on the spinning bike on the balcony and the sexy underwear hanging on the rack.

The red cheongsam is fluttering, with a touch of the New Year.