Ex Resurrection Guide

The next day, the two of them were woken up by the phone call. Yang Haosi closed his eyes and touched the phone to his ear. He was about to say "Hello" when he realized that his voice was hoarse last night, so he poked Meng Xiaer to wake him up and asked him to answer it.

Meng Xiaer didn't even open her eyes, she was frightened by Bai Xiaoyu's angrily shouting as soon as she answered the phone.

"Yang Haosi, do you still know how to answer my phone? Today's finale banquet, where did you die! The whole crew is waiting for you!" Xiao Yang buried his head in Meng Xia'er's arms, shook his head, and he replied: "I can't go."

Bai Xiaoyu didn't know who continued to scold: "Why can't I go! This is my first female lead drama, even if you are paralyzed, you have to crawl over for me!" Meng Xiaer got up angry, very impatient: " He couldn't get up."

"Why, who are you?" "I'm his ex-boyfriend, he's dead, bye."

Brother Xia Zi hung up the phone, threw the phone aside, and the two continued to sleep with their arms around each other.

It was too late last night, Yang Haosi passed out, Meng Xiaer yawned while bathing him, the two of them almost fell asleep in the bathtub.

The room on the first floor was in a mess, so I had to take it to the second floor to sleep and took out a set of bedding.

At one o'clock in the afternoon, the dog was hungry and climbed to the second floor to scratch the door and call for someone.

Meng Xia'er got up, and Yang Haosi hung on him like a koala, half-closed his eyes and waited for him to feed him.

Seeing that he had a sore throat, Meng Xiaer fed him another spoonful of Chuanbei Pipa Gao and coaxed him for a long time before he opened his mouth.

Yang Haosi ate something and fell asleep again. He was so heavy that he almost couldn't hold him anymore. He supported his buttocks with both hands, and almost fell when he hugged her on the sofa.

"Wake up, sleep again tomorrow."

He patted Yang Haosi's face.

"Don't..." Xiao Yang hugged him and rubbed against him, "I'm exhausted, my butt hurts, why are you so fierce, whoever breaks it will be with you..." "It's so easy to break, I've applied medicine to you. "

Meng Xiaer patted his back to make him come down, Yang Hao thought nothing of it, he hugged his neck and did not let go, twisting and turning on the person.

There was no pajamas for him to change at home, so last night Meng Xiaer put on his own t-shirt instead of underwear, and those two balls of soft buttocks just rubbed against his thighs.

"Wow, woof!" Ma Jiang got angry and threw the dog bowl to the ground.

Meng Xiaer had no choice but to grab dog food for it, and the puppy ate hard. He asked Yang Haosi: "If you don't get back together, what do you want? Tell me, what do you want me to buy for you?" Yang Haosi turned over on the sofa, holding the Pillow said: "I don't want you to buy anything... What's the matter, you have to, call me to make an appointment, rose champagne private room, very sincere kind! You have never sent me flowers."

Meng Xia'er got on the sofa and rode on him: "What's the use of flowers, what a waste, you get bugs when you get them back..." "Why are you so boring!" ?” He bent down and rubbed his ears together, “Rose, blueberry, make a list, and I’ll give you all.

I can also buy you a small car, and you can learn to drive it yourself in the spring, but it can’t be too expensive, because I don’t have that much money in my pocket after buying the house..." Yang Haosi couldn't stand him talking so close, blushing: " Who, who wants you to buy, I have money, I will support you! "" Well, you support me. "

Meng Xia'er kissed his neck.

...Yang Haosi said: "Sister, thank you, I finally started eating meat."

Tao Feiyu said: "You're welcome, I should do it."

Wei Shenmo asked: "So why don't you guys get back together after sleeping?" "If you get back together after sleeping, isn't that the same as breaking up the fifth time before? It's unlucky, if you can get back together after sleeping, you will still be breaking up!" Yang held his cheeks to suck the juice, and defended himself very seriously, "Although I let him coax me, I will definitely treat him well in the future, and I will apologize first when we get back together next time."

"Are you already thinking about the next time?" "Prepare for a rainy day!" Whether they will break up for the eighth time after reuniting, both of them have considered, and by the way, they have also considered the eighth reunion.

It is too difficult to meet the right person, Yang Haosi dare not say that Meng Xiaer is the right person for him, but he wants him, he likes junk food, whether it will be good in the future is another matter, anyway, it is very happy to eat.

Love is not once and for all, it wears out and needs to be constantly recreated.

In the past, the mirror was broken as soon as it was broken. Xiao Yang is very rich, so he can buy a new one with the same style.

After returning to the city, Yang Haosi still didn't read Eileen Chang's book, and only searched for classic sentences on the Internet, and copied them to decorate his private blog.

He occasionally stayed at Meng Xiaer's place, watched movies, and got a little drunk. Meng Xiaer changed his song from "Heart Light" to "WhatALife".

"Things like feelings are difficult to deal with. You can't put them in the refrigerator and think that they can be stored for a long time without going bad.

"Xiao Yang met each other late, alas, he thought so too, why didn't he write it out in advance?Zhang Ailing is a person who can't understand her writing, and she is still better than him in terms of emotions.

Unconvinced, he went on and on, and forcibly wrote "milk turns into yoghurt, which is more expensive to sell."

If they live together, it will take some time until Qiu Jiaxu finds a new roommate, or moves back to the studio.

Around May, when the weather became hot, Yang Haosi took Sesame Sauce to the pet shop to take a bath, and trim the overgrown fur by the way.

Meng Xia'er didn't like the kind of dog that was cut round and round, so she only trimmed the miscellaneous hair, and the whole thing was still a blooming little Pomeranian.

After the sesame paste was blown off, it became conspicuously white, and it wagged its tail at Xiao Yang. The owner of the pet shop praised him as the most polite little Pomeranian in the store.

Yang Haosi was very modest: "Oh, his father educated him well and managed him strictly!" After a while, Ma Jiang's father came to pick them up in a car, and he did not take away the sesame sauce.

Meng Xiaer said: "Go and sing K, the dog will leave it here and pick it up tomorrow."

Little Cotton Candy watched the owner go away, and bit the tail of Alaska next to him angrily. The other party wagged his tail and overturned the sesame sauce.

After entering the private room, everyone I knew basically came, ordered a takeaway, and a group of people sang while eating.

Yang Haosi couldn't compete with those gangsters, so he just sat there eating fried chicken. Xiao Wei asked him if he was prepared to be confessed later, and he rolled his eyes.

Because Meng Xia'er intentionally cheated on him several times, and every time he was ready to get back together officially, the other party just didn't say anything, and the two of them refused to accept the other, just hang on to each other.

Yang Haosi dipped the chicken nuggets in the sauce, and said, "You can sing at ease, I'll see what tricks he can do for me..." Then Meng Xiaer gave him a bouquet of roses from nowhere: "Take it."

Yang Haosi quickly swallowed the chicken nuggets in his mouth: "My hands are oily!" Liu Yanyu volunteered: "I'll do it!" Mi Li handed the microphone to Meng Xiaer, and he cleared his throat: "The next song is for my ex. Boyfriend, although he is narrow-minded, prodigal, picky eater, and unreasonable..." Jiayi held down Yang Haosi who started to roll up his sleeves: "Wait, don't hit me!" After talking for about a minute, Meng Xiaer finally finished speaking: "... I like to grab my quilt when I sleep, I don’t remember to water the flowers when I grow flowers, and I often tell people that I am dead.

However, I still like him a lot. "

Yang Haosi grabbed the microphone: "You must praise me a few words!" "There are words to praise you."

Meng Xiaer took out a small stick from his pocket and read, "You are very kind and brave...Let me sing you a song."

The music sounded, and he sang "The Bell in the Opposite Direction".

Jiayi whispered: "Isn't this song too sad, and it can also be used to sing a confession?" Mi Li whispered: "I remember the love of young couples, I remember Moments wrote..." "In the past, think about it Dream, I dare not touch it, it hurts just thinking about it..." Meng Xiaer hurried but couldn't keep up with Jay Chou.

Wanzi: "I understand the truth, but brother Xia Zi didn't follow a single rap."

Lao Bai: "It's okay, it seems to be very effective, then everyone will cry."

This song does have a special meaning to them, Yang Haosi did not expect that he would still remember this, tears streaming down his face: "You still remember..." "I only remembered it after cheating."

Meng Xiaer asked him, "The song is about to finish, can you bring me back to life?" "Yes..." Yang Haosi rubbed his eyes, and found that Meng Xiaer did not come to hug him, but knelt on one knee and handed it to him. A small box, "What is this for!" "Yang Haosi, would you like to be my boyfriend for the eighth time?" Meng Xiaer asked.

Liu Yanyu took the lead, everyone shouted "promise him", Yang Haosi was so moved that he nodded wildly.

Meng Xiaer gave him the box, "Open it yourself."

"Is it a ring? Don't buy too expensive ones..." Yang Haosi opened the box, and a spider crawled out of it, three centimeters in size, with fluffy hairs crawling on his hand, "Ah, Meng Xiaer!!" Meng Xiaer smiled : "Florida jumping spider, 200 yuan, more expensive than [-] cockroaches."

"You're dead!" "It can still eat cockroaches, but it can only eat small ones, the northern cockroaches..." "You're dead ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's called three hundred.

Finish.